The Weak Captain in Pirates

Come on, Captain Happy's small theater has a cha "ton" la Hashirama. Watching Happy holding in constipation and blushing for a long time, he can extract enough cha "mg" la. He moves stiffly and completes the hand seals, shouting " The water escapes from the turbulent waves of the water."

The amount of water sprayed out when you open your mouth wide is much more than just spitting.

Faced with Hashirama's ruthless words of "give up, Captain, you don't have the talent to be a ninja", Happy did not give up. "The last person who was said like this finally became the Hokage. I will give you a message from Hashirama: 30 years to the east of Hedong and 30 years to the west of Hexi. Don't bully young people into poverty."

Wait, after 30 years of practice, the happy guy who believes in working less and getting more, even getting something for nothing, slipped away.

Seeing Captain Happy taking the lead, everyone wrote their best wishes with big pens on the fixed plaster of Mastangu. They were densely packed with words like "Today is the same every year, and this is the present every year." "You are the only one who has been promoted. I I won’t follow you anymore,” “Give me my girlfriend back, go to hell,” and “Work hard, don’t be lazy, you incompetent guy.” Janifa held her glasses to reflect the sunlight, and silently gave this group of people a “each other” in her heart. Bad relationship" tag.

"We agreed to go on a voyage and help me find a doctor, but you, fat ball, happily brought back two beautiful secretaries." Habok, sitting decadently in a wheelchair with a cigarette in his mouth, looked at him with a look of resentment. "You seem to have reached the pinnacle of your life, so good "Hey" Happy, feeling sad and angry, despised this guy's senselessness.

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, I have the strength to do things, okay, I will definitely let you rise again." Happy said with a straight face, pointing to the sky and the ground, vowing that his nickname of "honest and reliable little man" was not wasted. False name.

"By the way, the beauty is here. You have to give me some face, captain, and don't call me a fat ball."

Habok nodded, "Okay, the useless captain whose body fat content is seriously over the limit."

Stussy rolled her beautiful eyes, covered her mouth with an elegant smile, and immediately created an invisible pen in her mind, and wrote the words "The captain has no prestige at all" in a flying way.

"You are still running on the road to die alone, you are envious of me, right, so I am not angry." Happy looked at Habok, who was depressed and unhappy, and said with a smile.

"No, women are like tigers. If you want the fat to enter the tiger's mouth, even the fat will be swallowed. I still want to live for a few more years," Habok retorted excitedly.

"You can't pick up girls, so you're going to get angry from shame."

"I don't, someone also likes me."

When Habock spoke with a thick red neck and a tough mouth, Armstrong, whose injured hand was hanging on his chest, suddenly burst into laughter.

"Habok, are you talking about the head nurse of the hospital?"

Happy's eyes were horrified as he looked at Habok. He was very impressed by the head nurse. She was an extremely strong woman who could crush a crazed man to death like a crab and rub her on the ground like a tank. She was a fierce woman like a tank. "You and her are too hungry, right?"

Habok suddenly had a headache, bit his lip, covered his head with grief and anger as if he was about to cry, and was a bit emotionally broken.

After hanging out with Happy for so long, who has a handsome appearance that stands out from the men next to him and a good figure with passive skills, someone finally took a liking to him, but the other person turned out to be a superwoman who can fight monsters. Think about it, she is bigger than his head. Huge biceps, maybe her breasts are stronger than his own, Habok felt cold in his heart.

"I don't like her. I like a weaker girl, but I don't dare to say it. I'm afraid she will beat me to death."

There is nothing that makes me happier than my little brother's sadness. Happy's belly twitched when he suppressed his laughter. He choked and bent over and coughed. After a long time, his eyes filled with tears and he reached out to pat his shoulder: "Turn out the lights and everything looks the same." , if it doesn’t work, just make do with it and try to date her.”

Listening to Happy's last low and treacherous laugh, Habok imagined in his mind that he was being held around his head by her frightening muscular arms, and being dragged away like a puppet on strings. "Habok, I'm so scared." Are you even scarier? The image of the coquettish saying of "Habok"

Covered in cold sweat, Habok roared at Happy with a mouth full of fangs: "Impossible, I'm cursing my own imagination now."

"calm down"

"I can't calm down. You just want to wait and see the good show."

Since Habok's legs cannot be cured medically, Hapi decided to try the devil fruit, which has no science at all. If it doesn't work, he will wait for the "surgery fruit" capable person, the death surgeon Trafalgar Law, to land in Shampoo After the Islands, let him come up with ideas to see if he can install the thighs of cockroaches, mice, frogs, spiders, snakes and the like on Habok.

Happy comforted Habok in this way, making him feel the warmth of Captain Happy, and his heart felt warm. "Anyway, if you wait patiently, you will definitely get better. Then you will slowly be tortured to death by me. Then you can work for me again."

Happy came to another ward. Before he could knock on the door, he heard the sound of feet tapping on the floor, which seemed to be very anxious. He opened the door and walked in.

"Hey, get up, stop pretending to be dead"

He kicked the hospital bed unceremoniously, and Happy was not angry with this real man who had a passionate muscle collision with Kaido. He said that he felt as if his body had been hollowed out, and he was lying weakly on the hospital bed, covered with a quilt and a white towel. , said Ruishi, who didn't know and thought he was already cold.

"In order to redeem that guy Hashirama from the casino, one-tenth of the gold on the ship was missing. You pretended to be dead in order to escape responsibility. You really had good intentions. Don't worry, it's not your fault. If you want to, I'll blame you. That bottomless prodigal in Hashirama, lose 2 million Baileys today and lose 3 million Baileys tomorrow. Damn it, I can't stand it even if I change my name to Ha Jianlin or Hal Gates now."

The big stone hanging on his chest was put down. Ruishi lifted up the quilt with a sigh of relief and sat up awkwardly: "The fight with that monster was so fierce. I was really injured. I feel that my throat is disturbed, as if there is a foreign object stuck. I can't cough. I couldn’t swallow it after it came out, and even felt nauseous and retched.”

Happy felt like he heard these words often somewhere. He raised his eyebrows and said, "This is just chronic strep throat. Cover your head with a white cloth and use a hammer."

Beside the hospital bed, Li Shi's pet dog Wangcai was fighting with Xiang Nanniao, who was seeking revenge.

The grudge between these two people has been going on for a long time. When the dog Wangcai first arrived, Xiangnanniao's eyes widened, his tail stood straight up, he rolled over and wanted to accept him as his little brother, and called out "chirp, chirp": From now on you You are one of my people. I named you the Dog General and you immediately got a paw from the dog.

Immediately became angry

After spending so long with a certain fat ball at the bottom of the status pyramid on the ship, I finally waited until a new partner came to the bottom. My daughter-in-law is happy to be a mother-in-law. Who can bear to be beaten?

The most important thing is that his former younger brothers, the swordsman Mantis and the cricket boxer, are watching. Where will I put my face in the future? How can I mess around?

Since then, Xiang Nanniao has been at odds with the dog, always fighting.

Happy saw Xiang Nanniao suppressing the dog with his weight advantage, and was very proud. He also saw the dog's unkind eyes showing a very vindictive meaning. He couldn't help but worry that when the dog grew up and its teeth and claws were sharp, this scene would be doomed. Sad story now

Poor southward bird, the future is destined to be dark

Happy spent two days leisurely and happily.

After admiring the beautiful morning glow, Happy was preparing to have breakfast in the restaurant when he heard Yasuo scream. Then he saw Yasuo reaching for a handful of water and applying it to his face as a wash. Breeze appeared in front of her, and she pulled out a chair and sat down with a resentful look on her face.

"Captain, why didn't you wake me up and cause me to oversleep? My date with Yisli today was ruined."

It was this guy who rescued Yisili, the super-beautiful moonlight butterfly fish mermaid with long emerald green hair that reached her waist, and secretly promised her heart. They are now in a passionate relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend.

Happy was extremely unhappy about this and asked the restaurant owner to give me all the fish-related food in the restaurant. He said: "You sleep like a dead pig. I can't wake you up even by beating gongs and drums or even pouring cold water on you." You, I won’t take the blame.”

"Hey, how could I sleep like a dead pig? I am dignified and elegant. I don't believe it." Yasuo looked surprised and shook his head desperately, saying that there was no way he would believe Happy's words.

"I didn't believe it at the time," Happy said silently, "You are sore all over now, right? That's the sequelae left after I slapped eighteen palms, kicked six feet, and hammered dozens of hammers."

Yasuo: ""

At this time, as Happy's secretary, the beautiful Stussy, whose every move made people's hearts flutter, came closer and took out a copy of today's newspaper from her arms and handed it to Happy.

Happy saw the front-page news that shocked the world. He spit out all the fish head soup in his mouth and stood up:

"Whitebeard" Pirates' second team leader "Fire Fist" Ace was imprisoned in the deep-sea prison Impel Hell; "Blackbeard" Marshall D. Teach succeeded "Sand Crocodile" Crocodile as the new "Shichibukai"

Happy's mouth opened wide, his eyes were dull, and he murmured in disbelief: "The one who was elected Miss World is actually Sri Na girl. Her thighs are obviously thicker than my waist."

Stussy: ""

That's just a small corner news on the front page. Can you pay attention to the key points?