The Weak Captain in Pirates

Come on, Captain Happy Little Theater has had a wizard dream since he was a child. He fantasizes about defeating the ugly bald man who plays with snakes, marrying the smart and beautiful witch Happy, and learning magic from Dumbledore devoutly.

"A lama came from the east and said he wanted to change his horn. He was mute, made gray fertilizer, and was not black. He ate grape skins and didn't say they were sour. What the hell is this?"

Happy got himself involved in the tongue twister, his head was dizzy, his mouth was dry, and his lips were scratched. Happy looked at Dumbledore angrily, and he promised to teach me magic.

Dumbledore smiled slightly and said, "Captain, practicing tongue twisters is to lay a good foundation for reciting obscure and difficult spells."

"But I'm not here to learn cross talk. Let's get some practical stuff, like an invisibility spell or something. There's a new beauty spa nearby."

Dumbledore was deeply moved by Happy's eyes that were eager to learn magic.

He taught me everything he had and watched Happy scratch his head and practice hard day and night. It seemed that he had spent all his life's hard work, and finally succeeded in turning his clothes transparent with a half-baked invisibility spell.

Happy howled with excitement. When he realized something was wrong, he broke the brand new wand angrily and burned it as firewood. What's the use of this thing?

After the wand burned to ashes, Happy suddenly woke up, beat his chest and cried out in pain that he had missed the whole world. If he could use it on himself, it meant that it could be used on others.

Looking at the unscrupulous snicker of "I caught a beautiful secretary", someone with evil intentions shamelessly ran to pick up Janifa, who was fainted by the electricity. The princess held the beast in her arms and prepared to take it away. Fat Ball, Qingzhi was really about to be furious. He frowned and his cloak of justice fluttered in the wind behind him: "Let go of that beauty and let me come. What do you want to do to her? Let me come."

"Put that lady down, you didn't let me come." In order to say this carelessly and cause a slip of the tongue, Qingzhi slapped himself hard. He is a cruel person.

Despising this unscrupulous uncle, Happy stroked his hair and said, "Why are you so ungentlemanly?"

This sentence confused Qing Pheasant.

I saw Happy continue to say in a high manner: "You actually want to stop me, you are just a scum of men. I am so heartbroken. This beautiful agent lady of the World Government has been so seriously injured. I, a lovely gentleman pirate, take her with me." It's logical to go back to my pirate den for treatment, and I have a clear conscience."

After saying that, Happy just wanted to irritate these marines and lick the saliva that flowed from the corner of his mouth.

Damn it, you still have a clear conscience. You secretly put your hand on your chest to cover your conscience. Do you think I can't see it? Qing Zhi's face twitched as he cursed in his heart. "We have a medical team in the navy. You put her down and we will treat her immediately."

Putting his hands to his ears, Happy put his head in and pretended to be stupid with a playful smile. “I can’t hear you clearly what you said.”

"Happy is an idiot." Qingzhi felt comfortable and smiled brightly.

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His body was trembling, but he was defeated by his quarrel, which shocked Happy quite a bit.

He waved and called "Come here", but after waiting for a long time, Happy didn't see Hashirama coming to the platform to show off his muscles. He angrily kicked this guy who was still sinking in depression and self-isolation. Only then did Hashirama react and hurriedly Strike a brooding pose with bulging biceps.

Happy hid behind Hashirama who had restrained the navy. Finally, he was no longer afraid of being attacked by the desperate navy and started to fight with others. He raised his fingers contemptuously and made a "Hit me if you're unhappy" expression, making a disgusting expression. These navies are here to regain some ground.

The day after the Judiciary Island incident ended, after the super tsunami hit and destroyed the city, reconstruction work was in full swing in the Seven Waters Capital.

With a stinky face and an arrogant step that he didn't recognize, Happy walked into the card provided for the Straw Hats to repair under the gazes of many ship repairmen who were looking at him with evil eyes, holding saws and hammers, and looking eager to "go up and hit him". Leila company temporary apartment.

The future life is full of the hope of happiness. Happy is very excited. He tossed and turned for a long time before falling asleep last night. He didn't know what he dreamed about and made the bed creak.Arthur heard the noise and hurriedly ran to his room to see what was going on. As a result, Happy turned over and grabbed him, hugging him and kissing him fiercely.

Damn, there are always unscrupulous people who covet my body. Arthur immediately slapped Happy awake.

Now that the red handprints are obvious on his face, Happy is naturally in a bad mood. Apart from fawning over Nami and Robin, he doesn't have a good look towards anyone, including Aspagu, who is covered in bandages and has yet to recover from a serious injury.

Before the word "pay back the money" was completely uttered, Happy covered Asbagu's mouth and shouted, "Asbagu, your mouth is so hot. You must have caught a cold." Bagu tied his mouth and stuffed smelly socks into his mouth, threw it into the closet, locked it, and euphemistically called it "sultry anti-cold therapy."

Doctor Chopper naturally did not allow this kind of thing to happen, and shouted to Happy, who walked to the floor-to-ceiling window and opened it to let the sea breeze flow in: "How can you treat the patient like this? Can't you wait until he is healed? injured"

"Hmm~ Blue-nosed civet cat, are you dissatisfied with what I'm doing?"

"It's not a tanuki, it's a reindeer. Please respect the objective facts, can you? How could a tanuki have horns on its head?" He immediately pointed to the horns on his head. Chopper was furious. He was called a tanuki every time. He really took it seriously. Is Uncle Chopper a weak scumbag easy to bully?

Transforming into a human form like a gorilla, he puffed out his chest to make himself look more inflated, determined to show this fat ball with a bad attitude toward patients what muscle is and what wildness is.

But when Chopper saw Arthur, who was bigger than him, walking over, he immediately became scared and bent down to apologize: "I'm sorry, I just said it casually. There are no objective facts in this sea, so there must be something like a reindeer on its head." A tanuki with long horns, or a reindeer with horns that looks like a tanuki.”

"Huh, you're wise, otherwise, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh?" Happy scratched his head, holding paws in both hands, pretending to be ferocious, and when he pounced forward to scare Chopper, he only heard a bang, and his whole body froze, and his mouth His eyes were slanted, his forehead felt like a basin of water had been poured on him, and he was covered in cold sweat.

Ah, my waist, like my kidneys, is made of iron, and I actually strained it.

Chopper was very professional and ran to get a small medical kit to treat Happy.

"Oh, that's wrong, civet cat, are your medical skills good or not? That position belongs to my neck, not my waist, okay?"

Chopper burst into tears. You are already rounded into a ball. How can you tell clearly where your neck is and where your waist is?

Knowing that Kaido dared to go to his own territory and cause trouble, causing the Chambord Islands to almost sink, and also causing gravel, Armstrong, and Mastangu to be injured to varying degrees, Happy couldn't help but be angry. Forgot to dance to celebrate Mastangu's defeat and shouted the slogan "Hiyori is mine, conquer Wano Country, kill Orochi, beat Kaido, beat Momonosuke". After a brief farewell, he hurriedly and Hashira During this time, Arthur rushed back to the Chambord Islands.

Not long after Happy and others left, a naval warship with a dog's head holding a bone in its head was anchored at the pier of the Seven Waters Capital.

After some fun, Lieutenant-Admiral Garp, the legendary hero of the Navy, who had forced Roger the Pirate King into desperate situations several times, who was also Luffy’s grandfather, picked his nostrils indifferently and said proudly: "Although I have been raising pirates since I was a child. You were thrown into the abyss, exiled to the tropical rainforest in the middle of the night, and tied to a balloon and floated high into the sky. I did this to train you to become an excellent navy, but you were actually affected by the "red hair". He became a pirate and hung out with Captain Happy."

The furious Garp pulled up the clothes of Luffy who was screaming in pain, raised his fist as big as a casserole to Luffy who felt a chill on his body, and said with an iron heart: "Do you know these two How scary guys are”

"Captain Happy" Luffy gritted his teeth and banged his head, thinking hard. "It sounds so familiar, I seem to know this person."

Robin reminded. "It's that fat ball that's meaty and can be eaten better than you."

"It's him" Luffy suddenly realized.

Looking at his son with a stupid look on his face, Garp raised his "fist of love" and after another brutal beating, he felt the need to teach Luffy a lesson and sneered: "In a sea as numerous as stars, Among thieves, those who can escape the pursuit of the navy, overcome countless natural disasters, and reach the second half of the Grand Line, known as the "New World," are all heroes among men."

"Among these people, the red hair is as famous as the white beard. Together with the other two pirates, they stand at the top of the pirates like emperors. They are called the Four Emperors."

"The Four Emperors, the Navy Headquarters, and the Shichibukai, the three major forces that influence the whole body, check and balance each other. This is how the delicate balance of this world is created."

"As for Captain Happy, Aoji, have you seen that guy's crew? They can be equal to or even stronger monsters than Aoji. I know no less than 5 of his "freedom" pirates. To a certain extent, even the Navy Headquarters is helpless. Captain Happy is a terrifying existence that has the ability to challenge the world from the front. As long as he is willing, he can lie down and climb to the throne of the King of the Sea at any time."

Garp gritted his teeth at the word "lie down". He was very nervous and felt that Captain Happy was really outrageous.What a waste of time! He was born at the finish line.

"It's like a fantasy. Happy also said something similar, but it felt completely different when it was said by a naval hero than when it came from Happy's mouth."

Nami rubbed her head in surprise. Now her mind was filled with that carefree and unreliable figure who had a habit of surrendering when faced with emergencies. She boasted about herself all day long and her fat body trembled when she walked. Fat boy, posing coquettishly and doing all kinds of eye-catching dances

Are you sure this is really the same person as the naval hero Garp?