The Weak Captain in Pirates

"Ah~ this is our dream boat, our warm home in the future?"

"Although it looks so dilapidated and even the wood is largely decayed, I can deeply feel his stubbornness and tiny universe echoing back to me through the touch that comes back from his fingers."

"Ah~ I can still feel it"

In the setting sun, the waves are rolling, and the shadow of Happy's true love recital is stretched very long.

"Who can tell that spherical idiot that this boat here is the boat we bought and that boat over there is just a pile of broken wood ready to be dismantled?"

Looking at Happy, he was touching the broken ship intoxicatedly like he was touching the sexy body of a beautiful girl. At the next moment, he was like a drama actor, expressing his emotions towards the broken ship with great emotion.

Mastangu rubbed his temples sadly. Aspagu and the ship repairmen who came to deliver the ship next to him couldn't hide their smiling eyes from the unreliable captain. They all lost their faces.

The little soldier ran up to Happy and whispered something into Happy's ear. Happy's face turned dark when he learned that he was wrong.

He glared at the soldier fiercely and cursed silently, "Why didn't you fucking tell me to dump the blame earlier?" He trotted to the new ship. When he passed Mastangu, he angrily stepped on his foot. He was very vindictive. drop

Take off the black cloth covering the hull.

Happy looked up excitedly at the new ship. On the bow was a bronze statue of a mermaid that symbolized the ability to cross any rough ocean. Three huge masts were erected on the green lawn deck. An observation cabin was built on the middle mast. The ship Behind him is a three-story building with a sloping roof. A large number of vibrant and exotic plants are planted on the left and right sides of the building.

This is my boat, my future home

Overjoyed, Happy brewed his emotions and showed an exaggerated expression, "Ah~ I can feel this."

This guy is going to be sentimental again. It feels like there are countless squealing flies flying in his ears. The tired group of people stop him in unison: "That's enough, Captain."

"Why is it wrong for me to express my full emotions about the new ship? Who dares to have an opinion? Let him stand up for me and object in front of the captain," Happy said with high spirits.

Everyone has a tacit understanding and takes a step forward together

""Captain Happy felt helpless in his heart.

"Although this ship is a refurbished ship, it can also be regarded as a masterpiece of painstaking efforts by Carrera Company's best ship repairers. The entire ship adopts a vertical jib and sloop structure that can provide strong power."

Aspagu took the construction drawings from the hand of the pretty and hot beautiful secretary Gianifa beside him. After flipping through them, Aspagu introduced to Happy: "The construction of the ship is based on the plan provided by Dumbledore. , slightly renovated, there are a total of twelve small bedrooms on the second and third floors of the small building. The first floor is the living room, kitchen, and dining room. The cabin has a lounge, library, entertainment room, gym, and medical room. In the storage room, a huge U-shaped fish tank serves as a unique conference room with glass walls, and there is a small dock on the left and right sides.”

Apparently very satisfied with the living environment, Hapi Jilaishu patted Asbagu on the shoulder as if they were two good brothers: "Then the big bed in my captain's bedroom."

"Don't worry about this poor fat guy who can't tell where his neck is and where his waist is, Aspagu, the most important thing is the weapon."

Without giving Happy any face, Olivia, a super military fanatic, said coldly while leaning on her sword as she kicked him away.The big black trench coat she wore was blowing in the wind, and she stood tall and tall next to Aspagu, looking like a majestic queen. Those who didn't know better thought she was the captain.

"The default configuration is twenty new cannons, which can be said to have powerful firepower. The azimuth and elevation of the gun positions have also been carefully designed, which can basically achieve cross-fire support and coverage."

"Yes, very good." Olivia nodded and was silent for a while. Then she hurriedly turned to Happy and said, "Captain, please come over and settle the bill."

"This tigress, you think of me at this time, why don't you call me captain?" Happy rolled his eyes and couldn't help but cursed in his heart.

Happy was very distressed. In order to collect the final payment for the boat, he poured out the last steel from all the treasure chests, and even had to pay for it with his old face and Asbagu for a long time, and then he could barely make up the money.

He scratched his head, kicked the ship out of frustration, and said angrily: "I spent all my treasure to get this ship, so I'll just name it "Guangcai"."

""Guangcai Coffin" is too unlucky, how is it possible?"

He was unanimously opposed by everyone with black lines in his head, and Happy was very sad.After scratching my head and scratching my head, I made up my mind after rejecting the names "Titanic", "Bao Zheng Immortal", "Black Pearl" and "No Rain in Ten Thousand Miles". "In that case, let's call it the "Fredham"

"Freedom means freedom. If you ask us to call us the Happy Pirates, you will definitely be disgusted and don't want to do it. Then let's call it the Freedom Pirates."

"Like the free wind, moving forward in the sea until the end of the world."

A listless echo came from

My retelling was very powerful, but why was it so perfunctory? Happy felt that the dignity of his captain was too low in the hearts of this group of crew members, which hit him hard.

We have to do something to regain our glory. Promotion of official positions, promotion of titles, and large-scale rewards have always been an effective way to establish prestige.

After watching a lot of episodes of The Emperor, I got the idea and saw that there was no wind today. I immediately felt relieved. I arduously moved the big wooden barrel, climbed up, put my hands to my mouth and shouted: "Come here, everyone." Come here, the captain has something to announce."

"From now on, Senju Hashirama, you will be the deputy captain of this ship."

"Oh oh oh, am I the vice-captain?" Hashirama, who had run on the ship a long time ago and stood on tiptoe to look around on the deck, heard Happy's words and instantly showed his figure, with his hands on his hips and laughing, seeming to be a little proud.

"Yasuo, you will serve as the combatant; Dumbledore will be the scholar on the ship; Armstrong will be the helmsman. As for you, Mastangu, well, I have decided to upgrade you and officially serve as the captain's adjutant."

Happy rolled his eyes a few times, smiled evilly, and continued: "Yes, he is the captain's mate who is responsible for such important responsibilities as serving tea and water, doing laundry and folding quilts."

This was because he had to do chores by himself. Mustang was so angry that he was about to get angry. He put on white gloves with a pattern of flames and said in a ferocious voice: "Get out of the way, today's firepower." It will be a bit strong.”

An evil little devil appeared on his head, claws and fangs roaring: Go up and burn him to charcoal

The little angel representing love and kindness also appeared, but she couldn't bear to see it, and encouraged: Go on, do it.

However, restricted by the mysterious power, he can't fight Happy.

What else to do is to knock out the teeth and swallow them in the stomach. I can only choose to forgive this dear captain.

Mastangu was about to cry. He held his head in his hands in frustration. He felt that the world had collapsed. For him who was determined to seek power and usurp the throne, he had no future after being promoted but still doing such an unimportant job.

With a stinking expression of "Fight with me, little bastard", Happy decided to laugh for three seconds before continuing to feel disgusted. Mastangu continued to appoint: "Olivia, um, you will be the commander-in-chief of the minions on the ship. "

Captain Happy, a little expert in committing suicide, offended many people with his words.

The well-trained soldiers in the brigade drew their swords one after another with gloomy faces. Damn it, you dare to call us minions. Don’t think that we don’t dare because you are the boss.

It seemed like he was being targeted by a group of hungry wolves, but Happy still felt good about himself. He felt that this was a group of huskies pretending to be wolves with big tails: "Hey, if I say you are fat and out of breath, aren't you just little minions? Are you really big guys? How dare you?" My dissatisfaction turned against you, ha~ Why are you looking at me with such murderous intent? Oh, you still want to hit me?"

"We've been wanting to beat you for a long time."

Provoking public outrage, Happy was chased and cornered, leaning against the wall and trembling.

"Okay, okay, even if the captain deserves a beating, he can't be beaten."

Mastangu's smile was as warm as the spring breeze, he stood up and motioned for everyone to disperse. "Hehehehe, but when he goes to bed at night, he puts a sack in it, with his heart full of admiration for the captain, and plays a well-intentioned prank to trick him to death, that's still okay."

Everyone looked like hungry people who had found a way to get rich overnight, and their eyes instantly lit up.

Wiping the cold sweat from their foreheads, Asbagu and the ship repairmen swallowed subconsciously, as if they had seen a ghost.

The captain of the "monsters" who led the uproar that shocked the world, who could confront two admirals in public and still escape unharmed, is this.