The Weak Captain in Pirates

The world-famous Captain Happy, the admiral Kizaru who pursues "ambiguous justice", is blatantly lazy during work hours and pushes a lot of messy documents on his desk to a busy man who is about to be overwhelmed by work and has a look of resentment on his face. The assistant, standing aside with his legs crossed, was leisurely drinking hot tea and cutting his nails.

Yawning out of boredom, after planning how to survive the rest of the days with this month's meager salary, he silently took out Captain Happy's wanted poster, looking at Happy's face and eyes that desperately needed a beating, he couldn't help but Touch your chin and think deeply.

Well, Kizaru, who is also a life-long member of the Qundara Hatred Association, feels that this arrogant expression of looking at people with his nostrils is indeed worthy of imitation.Coupled with his mantra, the power can be increased by at least two levels.

In the high-level meeting of the navy in the afternoon, Kizaru was unable to bear the pressure anymore. The Warring States Marshal transformed into a huge golden Buddha and blasted out the window with a shock wave from his palm.

Happy, who was spat out from the mouth of the Neptune creature, looked horrified. He somersaulted forward twice and turned 270 degrees. Then he did a "Thomas Spin" and fell miserably on the grassland, creating a deep pit.

After the dust kicked up cleared, Luffy, the captain in the straw hat, blinked. "Ah, why did a ball fly out?"

"Idiot, this is obviously a tortoise." Chef Sanji, holding a cigarette in his mouth and curly eyebrows, pointed at the deep crater and said helplessly: "Look, the small circle above is the head, the big circle is the body, and those are the forelimbs. And thick short legs, look, there is also a little tail here."

He was a little dazed from the fall, holding up his pants in a panic, spitting out the dirt that ran into his mouth, and jumped up with difficulty. Happy climbed up from the hole, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and grabbed Sanji's hair. The collar is full of fangs and roars: "You are the bastard, I am a charming and lovely handsome man."

While cursing, Happy glanced sideways at the beautiful orange-haired navigator Nami. Happy instantly lost his mind and murmured to himself in a daze: "Wow, could it be that I was digested, died, and then went to heaven and saw angels?"

With a "whoosh" sound, he straightened his back, tried hard to hold his breath, put in his belly, and instantly entered muscle mode. He dusted off the dust on his body and was about to go up to strike up a conversation when something suddenly occurred to him. His face was so flustered that he jumped back two steps exaggeratedly.Exclaimed: "Fuck, heartless"

"Luffy, the rubber guy in the background wearing a straw hat, Sanji the voyeur with curly eyebrows, Zoro with the green algae head, the beautiful and charming "my wife" Nami, Chopper the blue-nosed tanuki, and the long-nosed coward Liar Bu, Intellectual and beautiful "My Wife Number Two" Robin, you are the Straw Hats"

"The unscrupulous middle-aged uncle Qingzhi who went around asking young ladies if they were free at night. Why are you here? Ouch, isn't this the handsome and charming navy admiral Qingzhi who will never take action against the weak? Mr. Pheasant, it is my honor to see you here. To be honest, my admiration for you is like a torrential river, which is endless."

"Who are you?"

Qingzhi looked at this guy in astonishment, as if he had been hit by a bolt from the blue. He suddenly changed his face after being shocked, nodded to himself and rubbed his hands like a dog, with a flattering look on his face, but he had a big tail wagging hard behind him. He was a little confused.

He rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, glanced at Happy, and said: "How could you be swallowed by the Neptune type? And what the hell are you doing? "I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying you are all spicy. What about your arrogant expression of "chicken" and your unruly pace? Is it because the crew is not around and no one is looking after you, and you are afraid that I will kill you, so you pretend to be a coward and pretend to be a grandson?"

First, his little eyes showed a sad expression that he didn't want to mention the past anymore, and then he found that he was told the truth by Qing Zhi's words. Happy suddenly felt weak and had cold sweat on his face. He decisively shook his head and waved his hands, forcing a smile. "Ha, how is this possible? Dear Mr. Qingji, you are overthinking it. How could I be afraid? Besides, considering how handsome everyone is, why would you want to kill me?"

After a pause, Happy quickly pretended to be fierce and inscrutable, "I won't pretend anymore, I'm going to show my cards." He showed his arms to let Qing Pheasant see what a muscle as big as a head is, "I'll tell you the truth." , I am able to give orders to so many younger brothers, not just because of my handsome face. In fact, I am the strongest one on the ship, but I have been hiding and pretending to be myself."

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Qing Pheasant suddenly narrowing his eyes and raising his hand. Hapi, who was so frightened by his look and movement that he turned back into a plump and fat boy, trembled and trembled. He habitually raised his hands in surrender and shouted, "Sir, please spare my life!" Later, it was discovered that Qingzhi was just scratching his head. The situation was extremely awkward and it was quiet for a few seconds.

Seeing Aokiji and the others suppressing their laughter, Happy looked sad and indignant. He raised his arms stiffly and slowly made a fist and pulled it down, making a "Come on baby" gesture, trying to resolve the embarrassment.

"Hahaha, this little fat ball is so funny." Luffy covered his stomach and rolled on the floor with laughter.

Happy used his palms to form a knife and slashed back and forth on his neck in a threatening manner, with an angry expression on his face. He glared and silently shouted to Luffy: "Shut up!"

Seeing that this crazy guy completely ignored him and even smiled more joyfully, Happy said with a gloomy face and angrily: "If you don't shut up when I tell you to, you are looking down on me."

He pointed at himself with a thumbs up and said, "Do you know who I am? Have you ever heard of the ruthless and cruel killer? Remember back then, I held two slippers in my hands and ruthlessly killed people back and forth on the ship. Everywhere I passed, The corpses of cockroaches and rats littered the fields and rivers of blood flowed, but I didn’t even blink an eyelid.”

"It's so bloody and cruel"

The Straw Hats, who thought that this evil fat boy was going to shake their bodies and reveal their astonishing identity as the "Big Devil", all staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Sanji had a shocked expression on his face, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "Isn't it just killing cockroaches and chasing away mice? This is not powerful at all."

"Alala, do you have to use such a terrifying tone of voice and say such funny things?"

"Ah" Nami suddenly let out an incredible scream. After attracting everyone's attention, she covered her mouth in surprise and pointed at Happy, and stammered: "He is the "freedom" pirate group who commits heinous crimes. "Captain Happy"

"cough cough"

Happy hurriedly coughed violently, telling Nami, whose every move seemed like Cupid, the god of love, bombarding her pink heart with a 105 heavy cannon, to stop talking.My aunt, didn’t you see that the righteous admiral is here? Do you want me to become a frozen fat man?

Luffy was thoughtful, stretching out his hand to tug and pinch the fat on Happy's belly. "Are you famous?"

"Hahaha, low-key, low-key, those are just false names, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning." He was ready to run away at any time. After glancing at Qingzhi and finding that he had no expression, Happy sighed and said haha, waving his hands with a smile on his face. .

The angry little devil in his heart was waving the little fork crazily.Damn it, you rubber product. This action of yours is the most serious provocation to a fat boy. I swear, if I couldn’t beat you, your father, your master, your brothers, your benefactors, and your masters are all here. I am also a little devil. He nodded and bowed, and put on a smile: "Sorry to bother you, sorry to bother you, I can't afford to offend you."

The cold air passed by, making everyone shiver.

Slowly stretching, dangerous frost gradually began to form on his body, and the cold pheasant returned to its cold form, making the atmosphere extremely tense again.

Facing the Straw Hats who were on full alert, Aoki stared at Robin with the deep and charming blue eyes with increasingly cold eyes, and said with a chilling voice: "You are the one who feels particularly dangerous to me. I put a bounty on you at the age of 8." 7900 Million Pele’s Demonic Son Nico Robin”

"You, the Straw Hats, will soon regret taking this woman with you. You betrayed and ran away, flattered and used you, and relied on your clever minds to navigate the dark world. So far, all organizations related to her have perished."

"What do you want to say? If you want to catch me, just take action." Robin's charming eyes were full of murderous intent, and his beautiful cheeks became a little ferocious. He crossed his hands on his chest, and several arms were instantly on Qing Pheasant's body. It grew out and wrapped around the joints of his limbs.

With a click, the Aoki Pheasant's body was broken into two pieces from the middle, turning into a pile of ice crystal fragments and scattering. After a moment, it re-condensed its body, exuding a chill that reached the sky.

He blew a breath of cold air from his mouth and held the shimmering ice blade with a few swords: "Then, you have been on a hard journey for a long time, so you can stop here."

"Tch, who would believe it? You, who are most afraid of trouble, want to kill them. Why are you talking so much? You are an old actor. If you hadn't released the entire East China Sea, they would be embarrassed to even stand in front of you."

"I bet your bike, you won't kill the Straw Hats here. You definitely have to grab a ship to get back to the Navy Headquarters." In addition to not being able to withstand fighting, it is cold-resistant, hungry and heat-resistant, and can withstand 5 centimeters. Happy, who had a layer of fat that could not be penetrated by a knife, stood calmly behind the blue pheasant, whose temperature suddenly dropped and snowflakes appeared, with his arms crossed on his chest.

The fat ball's firm words that appeared at the right time completely ruined the tense atmosphere. Qingzhi, who was about to swing his sword, twitched the corner of his mouth and turned to look at Happy with black lines on his head. "Can't you stop tearing me down?"

"Also, I am a righteous navy. No matter what situation I encounter, I will not rob the ship."

Wise Happy pushed up the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose. "Oh, it must be said that it was requisitioned without compensation."

Qing Pheasant: ""