The Weak Captain in Pirates

In the private courtyard of the world-famous Captain Happy's naval headquarters, Admiral "Akainu" Sakaski, who displayed a large tattoo of cherry blossoms, calmly trimmed the potted plant under the "Absolute Justice" plaque with a serious face, and then silently took out the potted plant. Hidden in a corner, there is a small notebook that even the Marshal of the Warring States Period doesn't know about.

Turning to a blank page, he squatted sneakily in the corner and started writing in his diary.

Time: omitted.

sunny.

Mood: Overcast to cloudy to thunderstorm to sunny.

The worst incident in the Shampoo Islands, that damn "Freedom" pirate group made the navy lose face. That bastard Porusalino actually lay there with Dumbledore leisurely drinking tea and sunbathing, by looking at who was sleeping. It took me a long time to decide the outcome, but in the end I had the nerve to say that I won; that guy Kuzan was too lazy to work hard, and stopped fighting when he hurt his arm; if I had gone, it would definitely be a knife in one hand. , the knife falls with the hand, and the knife falls with the hand, and you fight with your life.Humph, if I hadn't been so busy on weekdays and needed these two people to control the situation, I would have killed them long ago.

It can be said that the Tianlong people who are my direct superiors also suffered a huge blow this time. Huh, damn sin, you dare to do such a thing. Allow me to laugh for a while.

Wow hahahaha, you guys are also here today, I’ve already seen you unhappy

The Cherry Blossom Kingdom was re-established amidst the dreamy and charming scene of pink snowflakes miraculously floating in the air, and a pirate flag with cherry blossom petals was hung as the kingdom flag.

In the most developed port village, a fat ball with a dirty appearance and a disgusting smell that made people unable to open their eyes rushed into a hot spring at a speed that was extremely inconsistent with his round body. bathhouse.

Happy, who couldn't bear to look back on the past and cried whenever he talked about it, excitedly jumped into the steaming hot spring, making large splashes.It seemed like I had to scrub off a layer of skin. I spent almost an hour scrubbing and then I climbed up, smelled myself, and asked sadly and angrily: "Is there any soap?"

Arthur lowered his head and murmured in a voice softer than a mosquito: "I don't dare."

Happy, who had lost all his gold chain because he polluted the entire hot spring, shamelessly asked the bathhouse owner to spray some cheap perfume on his body, and put on the winter clothes that Dumbledore bought at a roadside stall. , I don’t know how many layers of clothing I wore inside and outside, and my figure became more and more bloated. When I walked out of the bathhouse like a penguin, this village immediately gained a rounded rural non-mainstream.

The roofs, roads, and mountains and plains are all covered in silver, and the sky and the earth are vastly white.The bushes were buried in the snow, and thick snowflakes piled on the big branches, as if they were about to be crushed at any time.

"Bear, hurry up and pretend to be dead to save your life"

"Hahaha, it's okay, this is a very polite bear."

Looking at Happy lying in the snowdrift, he was too scared to move. He was waving a thick pile of baileys and enthusiastically shouting to come back next time. The bathhouse owner smiled and said this, and interacted with the passing bear, which was huge and had a mouth full of fangs. nod

Happy laughed and got up angrily.

After asking the bathhouse owner and learning that the best doctors in this resurgent medical country were in the castle on the top of the highest mountain surrounded by wind and snow, Happy hurriedly rode with Dumbledore on Mao Shushu, and his limbs were Short and thick like a big toy, the hairy hippopotamus, a unique means of transportation in the Sakura Kingdom, rushed over.

Happy, who had already labeled Arthur as someone who "will punish him to death in the future", turned around and glared, pointed at Arthur and said: "You are on the right track, remember to buy the one that the captain bought." A lot of specialties are all on my back.”

In the severe cold of wind and snow, Arthur, carrying a huge package like a hill on his back, was trudging forward with a mournful face, wailing "What did I do wrong?", his back was bleak, and the scene was desolate.

Happy arrived at the castle before the blinding blizzard hit. He didn't care whether Arthur, who was far behind, would be buried alive by the snow. After asking someone, he learned that there was one of the most famous people in the sea, "The Broken Hand". "If you break a leg or a head, you can put it back together no matter what is broken," the doctor said with excitement on his face.

Wearing a pink coat, a white mask and sunglasses, covering his whole body tightly, the doctor was lying down and dozing in the doctor's office. When he rubbed his eyes, he vaguely saw a round fat ball running in, and subconsciously used a skillful He said in a tone of voice: "You are so ugly. Even having a tummy surgery to get a slim figure won't save you. You won't be able to pick up girls, so give up."

"I can see from my professional perspective that there is no direct relationship between being ugly and being fat."

He raised his head and looked at Happy's frustrated little eyes full of resentment. The doctor knew that he had made a mistake and suddenly screamed. He suppressed his excitement and asked tentatively: "Come on!"

While this rather unreliable doctor was carefully flipping through and studying the information on Habbock's condition that he received from Dumbledore, Happy was bored and took the doctor's information magazine on the shelf next to him and flipped through it. time.

Unexpectedly, the cover showed this unreliable doctor, holding an impact drill as big as a rocket launcher. He was surrounded by cutting machines, electric saws, butcher knives, maces, and medicine bottles with skulls on them. Equipment", showing an amiable smile, accompanied by the words "Don't panic if your hands and feet are cut off, come to me, I'll take care of it, so you still want to get stabbed again" in bold text

Silently put the magazine back.

"Sorry, in this case, there is nothing medically possible." Putting down the disease information, the doctor smiled bitterly and shook his head. "The inability to send nerve signals to the legs means that the brain has judged this area to be "dead". If If I give it a try and heal it”

While speaking, the doctor took out the electric saw from under the table with a sharp "Zi La, Chu Chu Chu" sound, and waved it around violently: "Then I can only saw off his legs and rejoin them. There is little hope." Let’s see if we can stimulate his brain to change his judgment about the “death” of his legs.”

“Want to try?”

“There is nothing medically possible”

After leaving the castle with a disappointed look on his face, the doctor's words echoed in Happy's mind and couldn't be shaken off.

There was a deep melancholy in his heart, and he was sighing and worried about Habok. Happy, who wanted to rush back to the Shampoo Islands as soon as possible to continue to think of a solution, looked up at Dumbledore, who was flying on a broomstick, and his eyes were full of joy. envious.

"Let's talk first, I accept being swallowed into my stomach, but if I want to choke it out of my mouth, it must not come out again. Do you understand?"

He would never let the captain down again. Arthur patted his chest and nodded in understanding, and Happy felt relieved.

Staring at the Neptune that suddenly appeared on the cold sea surface with fluttering snowflakes, waving its tongue and drooling, and covered with black patterns, Happy made a heroic and tragic appearance of dying generously and making a heroic sacrifice, and was picked up by Arthur and thrown into the Neptune. In the mouth, it slid into the stomach with a gurgle.

Licking the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his tongue, the sea king nodded with satisfaction, burped, and dived into the water.

The next second, Arthur's eyes were dull as he stared at the other sea king that surfaced next, also covered in black patterns. He winked at him affectionately, slapped the water with his fins and acted coquettishly, winked and pointed at the other end of the sea. , point here

"Here is one end, and there is one there. The two similar Neptune species are not good. I made a mistake. The captain was really swallowed by the Neptune species."

Arthur held his head and looked up to the sky and exclaimed

On Changchain Island, where the climate is mild and comfortable, all creatures live carefree in the endless lush grasslands that are filled with joy.

On the calm coast, the blue pheasant stretched out a frozen hand into the sea water and remained motionless in the face of a giant sea king that jumped out of the sea fiercely and opened its mouth full of sharp teeth to bite him.

"Run away, there are Neptunes"

"Hey, Danger, what are you still dawdling about?"

Aoki seemed to be deaf, as if he didn't hear the shouts of the young man wearing a straw hat and his friends behind him. Just when he was about to be bitten, a cold air that went straight to the bone marrow suddenly appeared all over his body, and he drank loudly. The "Ice Age" froze the entire sea in an instant, and even the sea king was frozen into an ice sculpture.

The little old man who was waiting for the "Straw Hat" pirates to happily wave goodbye and was about to cross the sea to reunite with the villagers, was shivering from the sudden change in the cold temperature. After running back, Aokiji held his chin with his hand and looked troubled and thinking. Suddenly he looked up.

"Although the Navy doesn't pay much attention to you "Straw Hat" pirates, your potential is too scary. Even I, who have been dealing with a lawless fat ball recently, think your growth is too scary."

Qing Zhi's lazy eyes became extremely sharp, and his words were like sharp knives of cold ice piercing into everyone's hearts. While making people feel chilled and chilled, they also felt a strong sense of oppression that made them unable to breathe.

"I think it's better for you to die here."

"Help, who can save me? I'm about to be digested."

"Uuuuuu, Arthur, you bastard, I hate you, even if I am a ghost, I will never let you go. I will curse you to marry a wife like that "Dugong" Kokoro Granny, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Before he could finish his cold words, Aoki's eyelids twitched when he heard the very familiar cry and cry for help. He followed the direction of the sound and looked at the belly of the Neptune-like ice sculpture.