The Weak Captain in Pirates

"captain"

The one-eyed man looked suspicious. After pondering for a while, his expression suddenly changed. He hurriedly slapped several boys on the back of their heads with his hands, calling them like you idiots, and shouted: "Why are you still standing there, didn't you see them?" The captain is here."

The younger brother understood instantly, took out his mace, grinned and said fiercely: "Okay, boss, I'll tie him up right away."

"You're such a good guy"

"You haven't given me any debt yet. My biceps are bigger than your head. I'm not easy to mess with at first glance. You can even bully the weak and avoid the strong. Bah, you don't understand the rules of assessing the situation. How did you get along?" The one-eyed man He hated iron but could not make it into steel, so he gave his younger brother a severe scolding.

These weird people

Putting down the goblet, Happy looked at the one-eyed man with a knowing look. When he saw him wiping his hands and walking over, he extended his hand to him.

But this guy, his eyes were fixed on Armstrong who was posing in various ways to show off his muscles. He ignored him and walked past Happy. He nodded and bowed to Armstrong and said, "Hello, hello, this strong captain."

Happy is so embarrassed

Wisely, he raised his arm to scratch his face and waved his palms, as if to ward off flies.

He thought he had resolved the embarrassment perfectly, but unexpectedly, Hashirama took down his position, touched the back of his head and said with a heartless smile: "Hahahaha, one-eyed brother with missing teeth, you are wrong, that chubby one over there Fatty, who looks weak but is actually weaker, is the captain."

Happy turned away decisively. "We don't know him, you can do whatever you want"

Although Carrera Company can provide one-stop services for furniture, kitchenware, electrical appliances, etc. on the ship, daily necessities such as food, weapons, etc., still have to be purchased by yourself.

Just leave this kind of thing to Mastangu.

As the captain, Happy had more important things to do. The system actually showed that he had been given the opportunity to be summoned at once, which made him very happy.

On the central street of Shipbuilding Island, Happy specially found a street vendor who was wearing sunglasses and flashy casual clothes. He asked him to look at the compass to find an auspicious position in metaphysics, and made the sign of the cross on his chest to pray for the blessings of the gods and Buddhas in the sky. After that, start calling

"Death is like the wind, always with me."

In the melodious and continuous Xiao, which has a desolate and lonely tone in its ethereal melody, a lonely swordsman who walks freely in the world, hiding his loneliness and sadness deep in his heart, laughing and moving forward with only the strong wind to guide his blade, appears. In front of Happy

"I probably already know what's going on. Yasuo, the powerful swordsman of the wind, please take more care of me in the future. "If you don't give me Yasuo 6, I will give you the summoner."

Wearing a wide-brimmed high-top cowboy hat, a bright red denim scarf around his neck, and a denim jacket and trousers, Yasuo, a western-style cowboy, smiled and said that at the same time, the wind came and surrounded him. Rotate slowly, and your long hair will flow.

"Wow, wow, you're my natal hero."

"Wait a minute, what did you call me?" Happy thought of something and crept closer to Yasuo. With a worried look on his face, he asked in a low voice: "Yasuo, tell me quietly, you must not be playing with my Black Iron account. A seven-level dog tag happy man with a winning rate of 32 in [-] games, right?"

"No"

Yasuo's head is full of black lines, so that's definitely not possible, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to defeat a super soldier.

There is another super thug, and Happy now has a very bad butt face. When he is wandering around the street, everyone looks at him with a look like "you are a hot chick".

Walking in the front, eating a bun and throwing two, and carrying a large bag of snacks behind him, Armstrong, who is a specialty, felt that more and more eyes were staring at him with bad eyes. If this led to a mob attack, I felt it was necessary to remind him. The Captain asked, "Well, Captain, please restrain yourself a little and leave Mr. Hashirama there. Is this really okay?"

Spotting a little kid running happily past with a lollipop, Happy snorted and snatched the lollipop. After making him cry with a fierce look, Happy whistled triumphantly.

"Condens yourself. There are only Yasuo and you around me. This is already my most cowardly posture. I am so arrogant. Am I proud?" Happy yelled arrogantly, dismissing Armstrong's advice.

Speaking of Hashirama who dared to poke his sore spot, he immediately became unhappy and said angrily: "Hashirama doesn't need to worry about him. Isn't it just the one-eyed man who is so angry that he wants to tie him up and throw him into the sea to feed the sea kings?" , small scene”

The noisy and bustling atmosphere on the street suddenly became colder. Suddenly, the crowds of people in front parted, consciously leaving a wide passage.

In front of the street, I saw an extremely eye-catching figure wearing a dark red suit, a navy coat draped behind him, a rose corsage, and a navy hat on his head, walking slowly. The indifferent aura exuding on his body made people feel a sense of indifference. The fear of not letting strangers in.

"Fuck you, heartless Akainu"

Happy was shocked when he saw the muscular man in front of him.

Akainu Sakaski, a natural rock berry fruit user, the strongest combat power in the navy, one of the three generals, this is the rhythm of encountering the boss right from the start.

The fuss was noticed by the expressionless Sakaski, who glanced at Happy from a distance.

Happy shivered all over, and the extremely arrogant "big man"'s walking posture became much more normal. Then he thought to himself, that's not right. With the lineup I have now, I can't do anything in front of a mere admiral. , not too much, right?

He immediately calmed down

He wiped his hair, beckoned Yasuo and Armstrong to follow him, and walked up to Akainu with more and more arrogant dance steps. He stretched out his belly and stretched his neck to look up at Akainu's chin, and said in a frivolous voice: " The captain wants to go over, please give way.”

"If you block the road, I'll kill you, red dog."

Good guy, I filled up Sakaski's hatred value with just one sentence.

"Fat Ball, are you provoking the majesty of the navy?"

“Really overestimating one’s capabilities”

With a cold snort, the sullen Sakaski's eyes seemed to be burning with raging anger. After twisting his black-gloved right hand, black and red hot lava erupted with billowing smoke.

The heat wave hit, and Happy wiped the sweat from his head. He felt a little weak, but he still had a tough mouth. "Ha, I am a pirate, how can I be provocative?"

Before he finished speaking, the fists of hot lava kept enlarging in Happy's eyes. Fatty had never seen such a fight before. He was so frightened that he peeed. He subconsciously raised his hands to beg for mercy and wailed, "Please show me your hands, sir."

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While the fierce wind roared by, a long sword with the intersection of wind and cloud patterns engraved on the blade blocked the huge fist of hot lava.

Yasuo stood in front of the frightened captain and said coldly: "I'm sorry, sir. Although our captain really deserves a beating, no one can really hurt him."

"Who are you and want to challenge the dignity of the navy?"

The momentum of the swordsman in front of him was like a sharp and violent storm. It was difficult to see the depth and depth, and it was definitely not something to be scoffed at.

Sakaski took a step back with difficulty, and after speaking coldly and lowly, layers of hot steam emerged from his body, and then gradually turned into a rapidly rolling and rolling fiery red magma like a raging torrent.Large plumes of black smoke rose up, and hot molten liquid dripped down his fists to the ground, immediately creating a pothole as big as a bowl.

When the volcano was about to erupt and destroy the world, the general Aoji Kuzan, who had punk-style explosive hair and a blue and white suit and looked very lazy, appeared behind Akainu, exuding an aura that made snowflakes fall around him. With a terrifying cold air, he said with a solemn expression: "That's it, Sakaski."

"If a fight breaks out, the Capital of Seven Waters will be over."

Sakaski looked fierce. "Kuzan, are you going to stop me from eradicating evil?"

Climbing and rolling, Happy ran up behind Armstrong, who was facing a formidable enemy. Happy then breathed a sigh of relief. He patted his chest with lingering fear and stuck out his ugly head. When he saw the green pheasant, he wanted to slap himself. Two slaps, my intestines are turning green, damn, I called you Lang, something happened to Lang, two generals, that is

"Wooden Tree Realm Comes"

As a faint voice sounded, the ground of the entire central street shook violently, and it suddenly turned into a undulating sea. After the waves undulated and swayed, countless new green shoots broke out of the ground, spanning hundreds of years of growth in the blink of an eye. , instantly transforming the streets into primeval forests filled with giant trees.

"Forbidden Spell: Water Elemental Summoning Divine Spell"

Dumbledore, who was made up of countless silver stars falling from the sky, waved his wand, and huge magic power surged. Then, each one was condensed from sea water, exuding monstrous dragon power, and a ferocious dragon head the size of a warship emerged from Calm. The water surface slowly rises

Regret came and went quickly. As soon as he closed his eyes and opened them, he saw that Senju Hashirama and Dumbledore had "returned to their positions", standing beside him like two door gods. Happy felt that he could do it again. Got it

Don't stop me, I still want to go wandering