The Weak Captain in Pirates

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The world-famous Captain Happy is at the naval headquarters of Malinvando. In the marshal's office, under the plaque "Stone of Justice", Captain Happy's wanted order is nailed to the blackboard. Chalk traces back and forth lines, pointing to the surrounding pirates. Wanted posters for the "Yonko" and "One Piece".

The Warring States Period and the legendary Vice Admiral, "Hero" Garp, competed to eat senbei over hot tea.

The mouth was miserably stuffed into the trachea of ​​the pump. Mastangu and Yasuo, with evil faces on their faces, gasped for air and kept pumping with the pump. Their stomachs swelled to the size of a mountain, and their mouths Happy was sealed with tape, his hands and feet tied up and used as a balloon in the air. People pointed at him and said, "Look, it's such an ugly balloon." Happy, who had been floating with tears in his eyes for more than half an hour, was curled up in a corner in sadness. cry

"Captain Waste, there is a penguin looking for you"

Hearing Pakaniya's loud voice, Happy's glass heart was stabbed again, and his heart was bleeding. Can't you give me, the captain, some face?

With a dark face, he took out his small notebook and wanted to write down the account. He looked over it and was surprised to find that it was already filled with dense writing. Happy couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh. If he had such a good writing before, he wouldn't have to worry about the ups and downs of exam results.

I reluctantly closed the small notebook and thought that I would have to buy something as thick as a dictionary next time.When I walked up, I saw the penguin with a round belly and a cheerful look on his face. He had a spoof sign saying "Penguin Meat, 500 Baileys per pound" and was carrying a travel bag behind him. He looked at me in the eyes and asked in surprise: " You look for me"

Penguin nodded, and digged out of his travel bag solemnly. He took out a girl's book with a large-scale cover. When he handed it over, he realized that he had taken it by mistake. He took it back amidst Happy's regretful cry of "wrong billion". After taking out a new permanent pointer marked "Sakura Kingdom", he gesticulated hurriedly.

Happy, who was confused by what he saw, was dragged over to the guide bird, which had become a fat ball and could hardly fly. It could only move by rolling. Let it be used as a translator. You can't just keep it in vain to use it in emergencies. Food bar

"chirp"

It said that this permanent pointer was entrusted by the ice cube man to an extremely fat, stingy, ugly, shameless, and IQ-problem Captain Happy. As for the book not suitable for children just now, The ice cube man cried and knelt down to beg it to buy him back. It had nothing to do with it.

After understanding the little winking look in the guide bird's eyes, Happy nodded, decisively put his handle on the ground and beat him violently, roaring: "Don't think I don't know that you added a lot of personal information when you were translating."

When the guide bird hurriedly "chirped" and begged for mercy, Happy let it go. With a cold snort, he took out the dozing phone from his pocket, with his upper and lower eyelids barely supported by matchsticks, and dialed Qingming. Pheasant's phone number.

"Hey, blue pheasant?"

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Aokiji, who was far away in the private office of the Navy Headquarters, always felt that the phone bug had become a lot more rounded, and the fat on his face trembled when he opened his mouth to speak.

"Alala, there has been some turmoil in the "Iron Bucket Kingdom" recently. It has been renamed "Sakura Kingdom". The permanent pointer has been sent, so we should not contact you again in the future."

"Anyway, thank you for this, I owe you a favor."

"Alala, forget the favor, why don't you pay me some money? You must know that this matter cannot be reimbursed at public expense. In order to raise money for Penguin's travel expenses, I can only advance my own salary. I have been very poor these two days and cannot afford to drink. The cheapest wine and nightlife are gone, I’m living a miserable life.”

"Shut up, where did you get the money to buy that ultra-trendy diamond ultimate collector's edition book?" The phone bug grinned, and angrily came Happy's roar: "Don't try to quibble, I have seen it, and you still have the nerve to cry. I am so rich that I can only afford the regular version."

Happy hung up the phone angrily and put away the pointer.

Looking at this cute penguin, I couldn't help but reach out and touch it. I pinched the penguin and looked down. Instead of resisting, I took two steps forward, stretched out my flipper-like forelimbs and patted Happy's head gently as a signal. Don't be naughty.

Seeing the penguin's human eyes and expression, Happy touched it more intimately and praised with a smile: "It's so cute."

Hearing this, the docile penguin suddenly became angry. He twisted his body, slapped his face left and right with his fin-like forelimbs, and slapped him several times, making a loud snapping sound.

Happy was stunned. He looked at the angry penguin in a boxing stance and touched his face. His head was big.How do you say you fall out when you fall out?

"What did I do wrong?"

Xiangnan Bird, who was bruised and swollen, gloated at the misfortune. He rolled over and stretched out his wings to pat Happy on the back, "Tweeting": It is a tough guy and cold-blooded. Who dares to call it cute, beautiful or anything like that, it will make the other party unable to eat it. Walk around

"Then it's okay if I say it's not cute. Why hit people?"

Before Happy, who was aggrieved and yelling with grief and anger, could finish his words, he was hit on the chest by Penguin again with the "Invincible Penguin Cute Fist", which made him cry for father and mother in pain.

A group of people looked at their own captain who was beaten miserably, his eyes were dull, and he was muttering "What did I do wrong?" They couldn't help but worry about this guy's IQ.

After obtaining the permanent pointer, Happy held an internal meeting of the "Freedom" Pirates.

Without giving any face to Hashirama who shouted "I am the vice-captain, I should be the master of the house when the weak captain is gone", Happy slapped the table violently and then covered his red and swollen hands and blew on them, shouting "Give it to me" Shut up".

Looking at the younger brothers sitting around the round table with solemn expressions, Happy imitated the "big man" style with full of evil intentions. He was extremely arrogant and said arrogantly: "This time we go to the Iron Bucket Sakura Kingdom, I will be the captain. , Dumbledore and Arthur, the three of us traveled on the Neptune class, traveling lightly, leaving the affairs of the Chambord Islands to the calm, "temporary talker" Olivia who has great leadership skills."

"I've finished speaking. Who is in favor and who is against?"

He slowly stood up and wanted to lean over and hold the table with his hands to increase the pressure. Unfortunately, Happy found that the fat on his belly was pressing against the edge of the table. When he bent down, his hands could not touch the table. It was uncomfortable. want to cry

Who dares to object?

Everyone murmured to themselves and silently watched as they drew their swords and put it directly on Mastangu's neck, who said, "I don't dare to move, I don't dare to move." They stared in anger and calmed down the crowd, saying "Whoever dares to object, I'll chop you down." Olivia, all shuddered.

"Ahem, that's settled then."

Then Happy arranged a lot of tedious things, such as keeping an eye on the heinous "cp0" Stussy. His future happy life depends entirely on her.

Instruct Stark to find a way to repair the "Fredham" as soon as possible; instruct Ruishui to be optimistic about gold, and never let the "house thief" Hashirama steal it and "give" it to the casino; pay attention to the "careerist" Ma This guy Stangu is eager to jump out and seize power; be careful of Yasuo who always goes out and fool around, don't let this guy be beaten to death on the street for molesting a decent woman; remember to put on Armstrong a belt that can't be taken off easily. locked tops

After finishing, Happy took Dumbledore and Sea King Arthur, who looked reluctant and muttered "I hate going to the sea", and couldn't wait to rush to the windy and rolling waves.

"Come on, my dearest Arthur, call out the Sea King, our mount for this trip. I'm ready." I have a dream of "Ocean Knight" in my heart, and I imagine that I can ride a monster and ride the ocean as much as I want. Happy blinked excitedly and with a look of hope, he kindly took the little hand of the number one pony Arthur and stroked it back and forth.

Arthur, who interpreted it as the hungry little eyes like a wolf and a tiger, shuddered all over and quickly pulled his hand back. He couldn't stand it. He really couldn't stand it. It was so shabby.

A giant sea king with red eyes, similar to a mosasaur, emerged from the sea with a big mouth full of fangs, roaring loudly.

"Now that you're ready, captain, let's set off."

With a roar, Arthur, who had muscular arms, grabbed Happy's collar with one hand and wanted to lift him up to suppress his blush. After realizing that he couldn't bear the weight of the meat with one hand, he silently raised it with both hands. Under Dumbledore's dumbfounded gaze, he forcefully threw him directly into the mouth of the Sea King.

Arthur clapped his hands and said hello to the Neptune. The Neptune immediately nodded and swallowed Happy into his stomach.

"Ah, Mr. Arthur, what is this?" Dumbledore, who was shocked by this saucy move, frowned and asked with confusion.

"Isn't this going to the sea? Instead of letting the captain ride a sea king and worry about being washed away by the turbulent sea currents into the Dead Sea at any time, it is better to just stay in the stomach of the sea king that will not digest him. When we arrive at the Sakura Kingdom, Just pull it out and it'll be fine." He said with emotion that he took such caring care of the captain and was worthy of the title of number one horse boy.

Arthur, who looks "as smart as me", couldn't help but pat his smart head happily; you, you, you really can always come up with some new tricks for me.

"pull"

Dumbledore, who had his mouth wide open in a dull manner, blinked in a cute and silly manner.

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