The Weak Captain in Pirates

Captain Happy, who shocked the world, was on a hot desert island where fire balls rained down from time to time. The "Blackbeard" pirate group who had escaped the disaster was resting and recuperating. "Blackbeard" Teach looked at Captain Happy's wanted list. Ling, with a vicious look in his eyes and his incomplete teeth, laughed wildly: "Hahahahahaha, Fat Ball, I will settle this account with you sooner or later."

Du Q, who kept vomiting blood next to him, gave a thumbs up: "Ahem, captain, your wound has been properly bandaged again."

Looking at the belly that had been bandaged with a lot of bandages and herbs and had a big lump protruding out like a ten-month pregnancy, Tiqi angrily kicked Duqi away and cursed: "Go away, the belly is bandaged like a fat ball, it makes me so angry." "

The "death ray" laser weapon on Stark's wrist fired, and the hot cutting laser swept towards the bear's chest.

He raised his palm and flicked it away. The refracted laser easily cut off the mangrove tree in the sky. The mahogany wall of the small building with a sloping roof behind the bear was knocked open. A heavily armored and ridiculously cool heavy-duty tank roared violently under the engine. The center row emitted billowing black smoke and rushed out quickly. The fierce and powerful surprise collision knocked the bear away.

The powerful large-caliber tank gun fired violently, and the violent explosions of the shells caused the entire "Fredham" to tremble and shake violently.

Habbock opened the hatch of the tank, struggled to pull out a red-gold painted metal box, and threw it in front of Stark. "The express has arrived, Stark, what happens next is up to you."

Stark nodded, stepped directly on the metal box, opened his arms, looked at the bear that was submerged in the smoke of the shell explosion, and said coolly: "Now, let you, a low-level reformer, see it. What is a handsome and rich genius? It's time to show your true skills and transform."

"" After roaring and waiting for a few seconds, there was no movement. Stark stepped hard on the metal box a few times. He was hit hard and was quite annoyed: "Hey, man, at this time, I can't even talk about being handsome." I’m really embarrassed by your lack of reaction after I went out.”

After the crazy "restorative beating" with hammers, chainsaws, electric drills and other things made up of "Blooded Edge Armor", the metal box finally started up, playing and singing "Captain Happy~ It's so good, it's awesome~ He It's a handsome guy ~ Wow wow wow." The funny background music was played, and pieces of precision add-on armor suddenly unfolded and were automatically embedded on the outside of the "Blood Edge Armor".

"Damn it, that damn fat ball secretly changed my background music."

While Stark was cursing, the sixteen energy lightsabers were gathered behind him like mechanical wings, giving up flexibility and maneuverability and replacing them with powerful defense and attack power, covered with thick red-gold armor, and overbearing and oppressive. The heavy armor, full of sci-fi feel, suddenly appeared.

Slapping away the roaring tank shells, the bear opened its mouth wide to gather enough photons, and then a super-burning laser bombarded the tank. There was a deafening violent explosion, and the front armor and barrel of the tank were directly burned. Swallowed by red fire, the unimaginable high temperature melted the steel into a large ball of molten iron.

Habok and several tank crewmen wailed miserably and struggled to crawl out of the hot tank. High-temperature steel debris pierced into their flesh and blood, handsome casual clothes, skin, slowly squirming internal organs and even They were hard bones, and they were all severely burned.

Ignoring the bullets that Hawkeye shot from a distance and hit his head, all of which were bounced off by clanging, the bear instantly appeared in front of Habok and the others, raising its paws.

"What do you want to do to my partner?"

Before the bear's palm clapped, Stark controlled the heavily armored and ferocious steel hand to grab his bear's paw. Under the powerful energy provided by the energy core Ark reactor that shone with dazzling blue light, the steel hand sizzled and beat. The bright and surging plasma burst out with huge energy. In the moment when Xiong was stunned, his entire arm was directly crushed into countless cracks, and it shattered into a pile of fiery, glowing metal fragments. .

Then Stark swung a powerful and heavy punch with raging plasma, sending the bear flying away. After opening the heavy armor, he revealed dozens of missiles with sharp-toothed and ferocious shark heads, and tail flames sprayed out in unison.

The sudden burst of fire after a heavy bombardment shone on the bear's body.Most of the mechanical body was dented, billowing black smoke and electric currents were flowing around, and it was severely damaged. It was surrounded by flying metal fragments and black oil. Half of its cheek was destroyed. A fine wire tube was connected to a mechanical eye that flashed red light.

"Unexpectedly strong, it seems that the mission cannot be completed. We will meet again in the future." The mechanical body made him feel no pain at all. The bear was still expressionless and shook its clicking mouth. After a while, he weighed it. , using the fruit ability with the remaining hand, compressing the surrounding air and surrounding his whole body, he slapped himself away before the sixteen energy lightsabers that automatically hunted the target criss-crossed and slashed at him, cutting him into eight pieces. Disappeared.

Don't care about pursuing.

There was a risk of falling apart at any time. On the crumbling "Fredham", all the armor was removed. Stark hurried to the side of his companions who were on the verge of death and had difficulty breathing. His fingertips pierced his palms and dripped blood. Looking at them moaning in pain, a faint cry of "Stark, give me a good pleasure" even came to my ears.

"I have recorded this account"

On a certain sea area in the Shampoo Islands, two large overweight naval "Admiral's Flagship" warships, which were mainly used for large-caliber naval gun attack and heavy armor defense, took knives and stabbed a man who was lying on the ground like a giant. The old man of the Celestial Dragons, with his tall and strong body and the deck of the warship dyed red with blood, roared angrily: "Humans of a mere lower race actually killed me, a descendant of the Creator, and the son of the Celestial Dragons."

"What are you trash, rubbish navy doing?"

At this time, many so-called nobles of the kingdom also arrogantly said to the navy who silently formed a human wall to block them: "A group of pirates are making trouble and cannot protect us. They actually let us, as nobles, leave the Chambord Islands. What do you call this navy?”

"What do you do for food?"

"enough"

Zhan Momomaru, who was followed by two "pacifists" who looked exactly like bears, looked at the naval soldiers who were being dragged continuously in silence, and even being slapped and beaten with crutches by the Celestial Dragons. Carrying a huge ax, he couldn't bear it. He shouted: "This time the situation has risen to an unprecedented black "worst incident" level. Two naval admirals, the "Shichibukai" and even the "CP" were dispatched. If there is a slight change, the Shampoo Islands will disappear." In a war that will destroy the world, you don’t want to join us in sinking into the sea to feed the fishes?”

Seeing that the expressions of the nobles changed after hearing this, the nobles who were so arrogant just now gradually became as quiet as quails. Zhan Taowan turned his head and faced "cp0" and "Stu" who were sitting elegantly aside, smiling and drinking coffee. Xi, take your people and bring the Tianlong people into the cabin."

Putting down the cup and covering her red lips, Stusy, the beautiful Queen of Happy Street who is fatally attractive to men, the person in charge of "cp0" dark world intelligence collection, rolled her eyes and chuckled: "You are joking, Zhan Momomaru, even a three-year-old child knows that he cannot disobey a Celestial Dragon."

"What is that?"

Amid Zhan Momomaru's confused cry, a big wave suddenly arose in the calm sea and hit the warship's hull hard. Then he jumped out of the sea, spread his fins and glided on the roaring sea wind, and finally hit the ship with his head. On the deck of the warship, there is a huge swordfish with a huge sharp sword-like protrusion.

With a messy beard on his face, Arthur, the king of the sea, finally broke free from the rope that tied him. He slid down from the back of the swordfish. He first cursed a certain fat ball who dared to treat him so cruelly, and then became dizzy. It was so severe that my chest felt so tight and my head felt dizzy. My face turned pale and I ran to the side of the boat to vomit violently.

After feeling better, he looked around innocently, greeted a navy soldier who looked astonished politely, put his hand into his crotch and dug out, took out a plump hairy crab, and handed it to the man with a smile.

"Hello, sir, is this a navy ship that helps the fat pigs escape?"

The navy soldier shook his head subconsciously as he took over the hairy crab with its claws in an arrogant manner.

"Ah, excuse me for disturbing you." With a look of embarrassment, Arthur patted the swordfish with its flapping fins, dragged him and threw him into the sea. He paused as he was about to make a dashing dive, then touched the back of his head and then pulled the swordfish from his crotch. He took out a portrait of Happy's latest masterpiece "Dragon Man" wearing a bubble hood, a pig's head drooling and dripping nose, and with the three characters "Kill Kill Kill" written on it. He turned around and met the guy who was also staying on the deck over there. The young Tianlong man looked at the naval soldier with resentment like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.

"Isn't that what it is? Look for yourself. The guy over there is exactly the same as the portrait."

The navy soldier who poked his head over made a careful comparison. Hey, they really looked alike. He nodded, blinked to clear his thoughts, and stayed silent for a few seconds.

"Enemy Attack"

Arthur opened his mouth wide and stared blankly at the stupid soldier running away with a high-pitched voice. There were many elite naval soldiers who were facing a powerful enemy, carrying axes like woodcutter, with poor bellybands that couldn't even wear shoes or clothes. Under the command of the man, he quickly mobilized and pointed the loaded muskets at himself. Then he was shrouded in a sudden shadow. He was so frightened that he was trembling all over as if he had seen a ghost. He dared not breathe, and his liver and gallbladder were split.

Countless terrifying and terrifying super-giant sea kings emerged from the sea and faced the two shivering warships. They opened their huge mouths full of fangs, as if to say: "Hey, you guys OK, delicious little darlings.”