The Weak Captain in Pirates

In the system of his mind, the magic power of love was spinning and jumping in circles. With his eyes closed, around him the pink bearded little angels were grinning and scattering chrysanthemum petals crazily. Happy used his new summoning opportunity happily.

"Captain, is your Sea King very powerful?"

Hearing Hashirama's curious inquiry, Happy couldn't help but dance the "Master Star Swing Dance" that he had practiced for a long time. While shaking his fat, his two scissor hands kept gesticulating left and right in front of him.

"Huh huh huh, that's not a question of whether I'm powerful or not. I have to bow down to my charisma and cry and beg to be with me, my new little brother. He is the king of the legendary and terrifying underwater kingdom on the sea. , his body is filled with the blood of the union of humans and the royal family of the underwater country, he can breathe in the water and communicate with all marine life, and he has also been given a super artifact, the Poseidon's Trident, which has the power to control the sea."

"If he catches up, the Tianlong people will be in trouble."

Looking at the heavy-faced Qing Pheasant from a distance, Happy raised his head and spoke, pulling his face and biting a smoking cigar with his big white teeth. His expression was extremely arrogant, as if he was arrogantly showing off his wealth to strangers. The lollipop kid is no different.

"Captain, are you talking about me?"

Behind Happy, a man with a beard, long black hair, and fish scale tattoos on his bare arms. His arms and chest muscles are toned but he has a comically protruding pot belly. Arthur Curry, the king of the sea, touched the back of his head. After taking a bite of the roasted chicken leg skewered with the trident in his hand, he suddenly said with a naive smile.

"Holy shit" was shrouded in shadow, and Happy was frightened half to death when he heard the voice. Out of habit, he immediately raised his hands and turned around. When he saw Arthur's figure clearly, he put down his hands and patted his chest in frustration.

"Don't think that I can't recognize you if you change your skin. How dare Adams scare me?" Happy cursed angrily. He took the chicken leg and chewed up the meat in one bite, spitting out the smooth bones. Then he touched his chin with his hand and saw Arthur's fat belly felt inexplicably friendly. He stretched out a finger and poked back and forth on his chest muscles and belly like he was selecting pork at a butcher's stall.

Happy couldn't help but smacked his lips and sighed. He had a fat belly that had been following him for many years. He was kind and righteous and could not abandon it ruthlessly. But if he could also develop the perfect combination of chest muscles and strong arms, With a muscular and tummy figure, coupled with his handsome and cute appearance, there is no need to worry about not being able to pick up girls.

Immediately, he felt that his future was bright, and Arthur's eyes became softer when he looked at his future "model figure"

Arthur shivered, his scalp was numb, and he was a little panicked. He summoned himself, his heart was surging, and he couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick his lips. He couldn't be an old man, and he was attracted to him, right?

After all, he is so handsome and elegant, who could not like him?

"Wait a minute, Adams, why are you here? Didn't I ask you to chase the Draco, and then what?" When Happy said in surprise, he stretched out his five fingers and made gestures back and forth at his throat.

"Captain, my name is Arthur, not Adams. Who is this Adams?"

"Okay, Adams, by the way, is that little turtle on your shoulder wearing a blue turban and crawling around stupidly called Westbrook?"

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"Chasing the Sky Dragon, what is that?" Arthur probably spent all his nutrition on growing muscles and belly, or maybe he was naturally stupid. He thought that he could try to deny it by winking and making a stiff and blank expression on his face at this time. Muddle through.

Feeling uncomfortable with Happy's fierce eyes, Yasuo took a deep breath, with a depressed face and was unable to speak frankly: "Okay, Captain, to be honest, I can't chase him. I can't swim, even if I use the Neptune class to do it." When I'm a horse, I'll also get dizzy."

With a wink, Happy immediately became happy and slapped his thighs wildly. "Hahaha, Adams, you must be kidding me. Neptune actually said he can't swim and gets dizzy, hahaha. Isn't this just as ridiculous as someone telling you that there is actually no beef in braised beef noodles?"

The laughter stopped suddenly, and the situation was very embarrassing. Happy covered his face and shrank. This time, he felt that all his face had been lost.

The navy in the fortress looked shocked and thought to himself, "The Sea King boasted by Captain Happy, who has several monster brothers, must be a cruel demon with a long tongue and claws, and will bully children without mercy." Unexpectedly, this is what happened.

Hahaha, forgive us for laughing for a while.

Happy's face turned dark when he heard the navy's laughter. He took two steps to the side to show that he was not very familiar with this "parallel importer" and rubbed his temples with his forehead. He had no choice but to call for gravel and pointed it at Arthur. "Gravel, pick him up and throw him directly into the sea."

Hearing Arthur's pitiful begging for mercy, Ruishi, who was tall and round, was stunned. He was really not stupid. This was his close partner in the future. Wouldn't it be too cruel to do this?

He smiled evilly and rubbed his hands: "Just tie them up and throw them into the sea. I'll go right away."

Suddenly, a biting cold feeling hit, and the cold air condensed into an ice bird with extremely strong impact, freezing everything it passed. It fluttered from the naval fortress with wings that shook off snowflakes, and flew towards Yasuo at high speed. Amidst the low shouts of "Wind Barrier", he hit a wall of howling wind and instantly dissipated into countless scattered ice crystals.

As the wind surged, Yasuo chuckled, drew his sword and pointed it at the blue pheasant, which was causing the surrounding temperature to drop sharply, and even the fine snow was already flying. "Oh, can't you sit still? Admiral of the Navy?"

Qingzhi waved his hand, threw his cloak aside, and said with a cold face: "Alala, although that Sea King looks very out of place, the aura exuding from his body is like a terrifying Sea King taking a rest. "

"After all, I am also a general. It is unreasonable to just ignore it. If we fight a battle, at least these soldiers can be exempted from punishment, and at the same time, they can shut up their mouths." Qingzhi raised his middle finger and raised his hand, pointing to the sky. Instead of the group of people sitting in heaven.

On the "Fredham", Stark was slapped by a bear and plunged into the cabin. He overturned a pile of broken boards that were pressed against him. The propeller under his feet erupted with dazzling white light and smashed into a pile of solid wood. The beams and deck wood flew out again, Angry opened the machine cannon, and the barrage like a rainstorm blasted fist-sized craters around the bear, and all the bullets that hit him were bounced away by him with the bear's paws.

The bear jumped high with his feet on the ground, compressing the air in his palms to form a strange shape, but extremely powerful air bomb, and smashed it towards Stark.

Half-crouching on the ground, the nanorobots on the arms of the "Blooded Edge Armor" instantly formed an indestructible shield with a conspicuous red star pattern, blocking it in front of him.

After the explosion, Stark remained motionless, but the "Fredham" under his feet was severely damaged by the huge impact. The sails and masts were all broken and collapsed. The bear was shocked by the violent impact of the rebound. Take a few steps backward.

"I'm so sorry, did it finally hurt you? This shield barely conducts heat and kinetic energy, so theoretically it won't be destroyed by you."

Stark, who did not forget to talk, was stunned for a moment. When he saw clearly the thick gray and ferocious and domineering metal body that was vaguely revealed in the bear's broken clothes, his eyes widened in surprise.

"Although Friday keeps reminding me, the scan shows that your body temperature and breathing are not human. Are you a machine? Are you a modified person modified from a human body?"

"I am indeed a reformer, known as a pacifist, and an unfinished "humanoid weapon."" Although the secret was revealed, Xiong remained expressionless and said coldly: "The developer is the genius scientist Dr. Bergabank. , he is the smartest man in the world, and his scientific ability is said to be years ahead of the world."

"stop"

Stark, who looked unhappy, directly interrupted Xiong's words, shrugged and replied: "Sorry, I think you "natives" have made a mistake. In fact, I tell you very humbly, in fact, in terms of scientific ability, With my genius inventor Donnie Stark, who is [-] years ahead of the world, and that's Beckham's name, he can only be the second child."