The Weak Captain in Pirates

The world-famous Captain Happy occupies the new world of Wano. His hobby is seeking death from the "Hundred Beasts" Kaido. He covered his face in sadness and cried, crumpling Captain Happy's wanted order into a ball and throwing it away. ~The newspaper headlines and the buzz I created through all kinds of tricks were just snatched away, oh oh ah, I can’t live anymore.”

"Xia Qi's rip-off" bar, which clearly and sincerely writes its business philosophy on the signboard, is an old-fashioned bar built on the top of the mangrove roots on Island 13. It is also the most reputable information exchange in the Chambord Islands.

After climbing the stairs that went up from the ground along the roots of the tall trees, Happy lay there directly, his face pale, and the fat in his belly trembled violently and heaved with his heavy breathing.

"Severe sweating, soreness and weakness in the waist and knees, nausea, and decreased muscle elasticity. This is due to the overall excessive fatigue after strenuous exercise. Don't you need to be so exaggerated?" Rayleigh looked at Happy for a while and found that everyone else was the same. He looked so surprised that he was momentarily speechless.

She always falls into the memories of 40 years ago. She has short, smart hair and still has the charm of smoking cigarettes. The bar owner Xia Qi, the "Information Dealer", skillfully managed to get a few very cute people to come over to order food and drink, and they all ate them up. After stacking a stack of peanuts, I realized that the unlucky guy on the menu said "Peanuts for 2000 Baileys each". After a violent and bloody beating that was not suitable for children, they were about to take out their wallets and throw them out the door.

"Welcome, what do you want? Do you know how to come back, Lei Li?" Hearing the sound of the wind chime on the door, Xia Qi greeted her in a formulaic manner. When she saw Lei Li, her tone was clear and she held her mouth in her mouth. The cigarette in his mouth was also held between his fingers.

"Did you bring a friend? Wait for me, I'm ripping off customers?"

Rayleigh's eyes were extremely evil, and he smiled and waved his hand. "Oh, just take your time."

In the bar, a ball-shaped orange cat looked at Happy. They stared at each other for a long time, wagging their tails and wagging their tongues, and jumped into the arms of their old owner. After being patted on the head by Rayleigh, he laughed. He turned to face Happy, his face clearly mocking Happy for being bored.

Ji Laimu rummaged through the refrigerator and found a lot of food. Hashirama held a fragrant little suckling pig and started to eat it. He performed a lively performance of "three mouths and one pig" and found that Happy didn't even come over to grab the food. He was nowhere to be seen on the bar where the food was placed. He was surprised and said: "The captain didn't eat. Where did he go?"

Probably when he heard his name, Happy poked his head out from the pile of fruits, grabbed a piece of fruit and took a bite. His sour face wrinkled up, and he stared at Hashirama for a while, silently asking what he was doing with me.

Yasuo was helpless, looking at the captain who wanted to bury himself in the pile of fruits again, grinning and muttering: "You are so anxious to say you are fat, and you are so angry that you want to beat them up, blame me for stealing the limelight in front of the girl before you, you are so I like to eat, but I don’t exercise. My figure, Captain, is all round. How can a good-looking girl like it?”

Hearing this, he thought of those girls who got rid of their slave status and looked grateful to him, but still said "you are a good person". Happy suddenly felt heartbroken and wanted to cry. He patted his fat belly and sighed, thinking of his own life. Day after day before going to bed, I make up my mind to go on a diet and lose weight from tomorrow, hating myself for being so unlucky.

The annoyance went away as quickly as it came. Happy hurriedly buried himself deeper in the pile of fruits to make himself drunk and dreamy.

Outside the "Xia Qi's Rip-off" bar, the mangrove roots look like a dark pool-like shadow. A person's whole body is wrapped tightly in a black cloth belt, with only a pair of empty eyes exposed. Looking from a distance, it's like seeing the strange figure of a terrifying ghost, without any sign of its appearance.

"Has it been found?"

The words without any emotion fell, and the shadows were torn together as if he was under his control at this moment. A solid shield full of spikes formed in front of him, and the word CP0 was marked on it and it was instantly cut into pieces.

After the howling wind, a huge ax emitting golden-orange light and engraved with the storm logo was placed on his neck. He stared at the tall and burly gravel with powerful explosive muscles all over his body for a while, and instantly hid himself in the oncoming attack. In the wave of shadows, several huge black tentacles like deadly poisonous snakes curled up in the shadows that can stretch out their sharp fangs to pierce everything and chew everything spread out at any time.

He said without any emotion: "Killing the God who created the world is an unforgivable sin. Accept God's wrath. I am the leader of the cp0 "Aegis" organization directly under the Tianlong people."

Before he could finish his words, Rubble flashed with disdain in his eyes and a violent wind swept over him. He quickly chopped down the storm ax in his hand. After the shadow was instantly defeated, the earth collapsed and suddenly exploded. A huge, bottomless crack spread like lightning over most of the violently shaking Shampoo Islands.

"God's wrath should be called God's wrath. Sorry, I don't even have the patience to listen to what you have to say."

Habok is a fighting expert, a master of dexterous charging and fighting. He is leading a small group of men, cooperating with Hawkeye, who looks down on the overall situation with eagle eyes from a distance, through small-scale guerrilla warfare, in the slightly complicated terrain along the coast. The navy's strength was wiped out bit by bit.

Habbock suddenly jumped out of the dense bushes and took advantage of the pursuing naval officer's unpreparedness. He quickly approached him, kneed him directly in the stomach, and at the same time hit his chin with an elbow swing. There was a flash of lightning. He beat the naval officer until he was unable to fight back.

Of course, maybe the shotgun that was pressed against the naval officer’s crotch had a greater effect.

The navy who rushed over to support with a long knife roared "shave", kicked his feet on the ground several times, and appeared behind Habok in an instant. Even if there was a dangerous situation where a cold air rushed directly behind his back, Habok was still With a listless face, after fighting off the navy who screamed "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move", he gave a faint thumbs up and said to the communicator: "Thank you, beautiful sister Hawkeye"

A sniper bullet whizzed past and penetrated the chest of the navy who was about to slash Habok with a long knife.

"Nothing" Hawke's voice communicator reached Habok's ears.

"Ah, thanking you is so troublesome, but if you don't thank me, you won't help me next time. Then it will be even more troublesome, troublesome, troublesome. I really want to be a salted fish lying around without moving."

The currently highest-ranking naval lieutenant colonel suddenly felt the aura of danger, the cold feeling that made the cells in his body tremble before a beast faced fatal danger. He subconsciously shrank his head and barely avoided a shot that scraped his cheek. The bullets hit the ground with a large amount of blood gone.

The navy was stunned by the timing of the attack. Habbock, who was holding a shotgun, was like a vigorous leopard. At the moment when the naval lieutenant colonel was affected by the burning pain on his face and exposed his flaw, he jumped up directly and used the shotgun condescendingly. The butt of the gun swung up and hit him on the head.

I have to say that the quality of the stock of this shotgun is nothing to say. After a heavy beating, "Date Master" Habok decisively used his special skills to look at the pot and thought about the bowl and pointed the muzzle of the shotgun at a person. The navy was aiming at the next target. After three consecutive shotgun blasts with a "boom boom boom" sound like a shooting star, Habok, who was good at fighting and very skilled, shot the three closest marines one by one. Sieved

Strong arms tightly held the dazed naval lieutenant colonel whose head was smashed. Habbock threw him towards the two marines with all his strength like throwing a discus. After watching them being pushed to the ground and struggling, Habok casually put the shotgun on his shoulder, like an old man finishing his dinner, and leisurely took out his cigarette and lit it.

"Beautiful Hawke's love, I've solved it here." Habok took two puffs of cigarette comfortably. The left face said "Good Trouble", and the right face said "I want to take a lazy glance, and the caution will be pressed on myself" The naval lieutenant colonel moved away, only to find that there was a grenade hanging on his waist that was infinitely close to the moment of explosion. Before the two marines could open their mouths and scream, they were blown up by the grenade and immediately lost their combat effectiveness.

Hawke once again loaded his beloved sniper rifle and looked inside the crosshair through the sniper scope. The last marine who was directly knocked down by a single shot looked at the two men before he fell who were full of unwillingness. With his eyes, he calmly replied to Habok: "It's over here too."

"Then call it a day"

"Stop it, it's not over here." Stark was very unhappy. The script was a bit different from what he imagined. He was so pushy that he even said harsh words beforehand, saying that he would finish the matter as quickly as possible like a man and rush over. Here to help

Wearing the "Blood Edge Armor", Stark was flying in mid-air when his feet were suddenly grabbed by the "Tyrant" Bear, one of the Seven Sea Warriors under the King, and he was punched hard and hit hard on the side of the ship.

"Wow, Stark, you look so beaten. Are you going to cry?"

Hearing Habok's ridicule, Stark couldn't lose face, but he couldn't lose his momentum when he came out to hang out. "Who was beaten badly? It's just because I burned my mouth when I drank water before that it affects my fighting status. I'm slightly at a disadvantage."

Under Stark's expectant eyes, Habok led people to come to support and join the battle, and then the bear used the ability of the "meat ball" fruit that can bounce anything away, and used his palms with fleshy pads like cat paws to The air bounced off at high speed to form a powerful shock wave, and he happily joined the ranks of fleeing with his head in his hands.

"Are you here to be funny?" Stark was furious when he encountered these pig teammates.

As bullets flew across the sky, machine guns fired, and missiles collided with each other, Stark was being pressed back and forth on the deck by the bear. After a series of sparks flew, he and Habok were beaten by him with a low roar of "bear slap". The super strong shock wave blew away

After spinning three and a half times in the sky, Stark did not forget to make a cool move by putting his thumb and index finger on his chin. Stark, who landed perfectly, looked up at his dear comrade who fell from the sky and yelled "Catch me!" Bok was direct and decisive. He twisted his body without mercy, causing Habok to hit the ground and fall hard.

"Why didn't you catch me, Stark? Have you ever thought about how big a sin it is to let a handsome guy fall so badly?" Habok got up in embarrassment and roared with fangs.

"I'm just kidding, it doesn't matter if you are Hawke and love that beauty." Stark's air remained the same and he vowed: "You and I didn't drop steel nails on the place where you fell. It's a big honor for you."