The Weak Captain in Pirates

The world-famous Captain Happy was on a pirate ship with a red dragon on the bow, a sail marked with three scratches on his left eye, and a skull with two swords intertwined behind his back. "Red-haired" Shanks used his remaining Holding Captain Happy's wanted poster in his right arm, he looked at the sea. "This sea is going to be unstable again."

After saying these harsh words, Happy signaled everyone to make way for the naval general to leave, and then told him that there might be a war.

Gravel suddenly gasped for breath. After following his own captain who loves nothing more than fighting over others, for so long, he basically lived his life as a salted fish, and now he can finally do something practical.

Everyone excitedly turned their necks and clenched their fists, making their joints crackle.Mastangu took out a small notebook, flipped through the many pages filled with curse words about the captain, and began to arrange the division of labor.

"Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to play so big"

With a smile on his face and a drunken look, Rayleigh emerged from the nearby woods while shaking the bottle in his hand, dragging behind him an oversized package filled with delicious food. Obviously, this extremely unkind old man not only freeloaded, but also Take away is packed

Happy deeply despised this unscrupulous old guy who didn't even give him money for meals and packages. Then he was once again moved by the arrogant words of the super handsome guy he just said to the navy, and became narcissistic and burst into tears. "Huhuhu, I can actually say such handsome words. Sure enough, I, Hapi, am really a born king. I am definitely not a useless person."

I imagined myself wearing a yellow robe, wearing a crown, with a big belly sitting on a dragon chair specially designed to increase the load-bearing capacity, with silky flowing hair and sparkling white teeth. Damn it, I'm in a bunker.

When Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror, he looked like a human being. Happy's face was like a frost-beaten eggplant. He couldn't help but hold the trash can and vomit violently. The sound made the back of the neck sore.

"Why is he crying and vomiting?"

Mastangu's eyes widened and he rubbed his brows sadly. "Ninety percent of the time, I was moved by the image of the king that I associated with it, and I was disgusted by the eye-catching appearance."

After retching, Happy himself felt speechless.

Yasuo was obviously asked to remove the dangerous explosive collars from the slaves' necks, but in the end, this guy only cared about looking cool in front of those hot girls, waving his sword and making blind gestures and sword tricks, and Happy ran away in anger. Go over and kick him.

Yasuo smiled sarcastically. He couldn't help but want to show off his beauty skills. With the flash of sword light, the collars around the slaves' necks were cut accurately in an instant. At the moment when they were about to explode, they were all thrown away by Yasuo with a casual wave. Arrived next to.

There were deafening explosions one after another, and the violent wind blew up everyone's clothes.

After arranging his clothes, Happy, who thought he had developed the Balloon Fruit to the extreme, took a deep breath. Under the gazes of everyone in disbelief, his round belly quickly shriveled up and became flat, and then inflated to bulge out his huge chest muscles and arm muscles. It was a ball, and Happy, whose body was a ball, was gone, replaced by Happy, a muscular model with an inverted triangle body shape.

As he trotted past, his whole body was in a state of airiness, as if he was about to float at any moment. Happy nimbly avoided the male creatures who happily gave him a thank-you hug. He opened his arms in front of several beautiful girls and was not upset if he didn't receive a thank-you hug. Instead, he showed off his muscles and greeted them.

"Balloon fruit can still be used in this way"

Hashirama looked at Happy's muscular model in confusion, and a comparison scale emerged in his mind: one end of the scale for Hashirama's handsome guy's avatar is invincible strength, handsome appearance, and a lovable personality, and the other end of the scale is Happy's pig head. The avatar shows the captain's majesty, his occasionally useful brain, and his ability to summon new thugs to form a balance.

Suddenly, there was a muscular man next to the happy pig head, and the balance was instantly unbalanced.

Realizing that he couldn't even compare to Happy, Hashirama instantly doubted his life, his head was filled with dark clouds, and he lamented that his life was such a failure.

Something happened to the Tianlong people, and the entire Shampoo Islands fell into panic.

Several huge warships were sailing at full speed in the sea. A cannonball fired towards the Chambord Islands, riding on a strange figure, pierced the sky and exploded violently among the fleeing people, setting off a large ball of fire. And out of the smoke and dust in the sky, the navy admiral in a yellow striped suit, who has the natural "Sparkling Fruit" ability, Kizaru Porusalino, appeared.

"Porp porp~"

Yawning out of boredom, Kizaru shrugged helplessly when he heard the urgent ringing of the phone in his coat, and groped around for a while.

"Hey, I'm Porusalino, are you Zhan Momomaru?" Kizaru said weakly, holding the phone bug in his hand.

On the other end of the phone, Zhan Momomaru, the captain of the scientific force of the Navy Headquarters, wearing a red bellyband and carrying a big ax, looked around at the urgently mobilized group of fully armed elite naval soldiers and dozens of code-named "px", who looked as tall as the Tyrant Bear The burly, mass-produced cyborg "Pacifist" with the ability to launch lasers and extremely high defense power said helplessly: "Old man, where are you?"

"We have assembled all the combat power we can at the naval station and have completed preparations to attack the main culprit "Freedom" pirate group. Admiral Mr. Kuzan and "cp" members are protecting other Tianlong and nobles on the island. Evacuate, how about it, how should we act?”

"Is that so?" Kizaru narrowed his eyes slightly and shook his head, "Then come over and support me first. The situation seems to be very scary."

"What are you talking about?" The phone bug's eyes widened, and his vivid performance matched Momomaru's stunned expression at the moment.

"Go and contact Kuzan and follow his instructions. It's so scary here." After hanging up the phone, Kizaru tilted his head and scratched his head: "Are you here specifically to wait for me? White Wizard Dumbledore "

"Actually, no, Mr. Admiral." Dumbledore, whose figure appeared in the countless bright silver-white stars falling from the sky, smiled slightly, and a trace of solemnity flashed through his eyes behind the frame. "I'm just responsible for guarding the big guy "Fredham". You know, this island is not safe. Suddenly I felt a desperate and powerful aura nearby, so I came over to take a look, that's all."

"Stop lying, the really powerful ones are you monsters, right?"

Kizaru slowly raised his right foot that glowed with yellow light, "Speed ​​is equal to weight, White Wizard, have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"

As he spoke, golden light flashed, and Kizaru suddenly appeared in front of Dumbledore, kicking forward with his right foot filled with shining light.

The moment the "Patronus Curse" was kicked by Kizaru, a phoenix bathed in flames appeared on Dumbledore, protecting Dumbledore like the most indestructible armor, allowing him to create circles of golden ripples. The powerful explosion will not damage Fenhao.

Kizaru had a look of surprise on his face. "It's really scary to be blocked."

"Don't lie, the real horror is yet to come." Looking at the exaggerated acting, Dumbledore frowned seriously, waved his wand, and boundless magic emerged, stirring up his wizard robes.

"Guardian Beast Fire Phoenix Fox"

In an instant, the Chambord Islands were shrouded in a huge black shadow, as huge as covering the sky. Its cry was melodious and long, resounding through the sky. It was gorgeous and noble. The fire phoenix Fox, which kept falling with huge burning balls of fire, exuded the symbol of absolute high temperature. The hot blush turned the entire sky into blood red

"Oh, this is so scary." Steam rose from the sea, and all the moisture in the air was evaporating little by little. He pursed his cracked lips, and his throat was as dry as a kizaru that was about to burn. He looked up at the low sky. The hovering fire phoenix's eyes narrowed.

The conscience of heaven and earth is reasonable. Kizaru's strange words "It's so scary" this time are definitely not a joke.

But Dumbledore didn't think so. He thought it was a provocation. As one of the greatest wizards, no matter how indifferent he was, he would be ashamed to be taken so seriously.

"It's not like those are scary words."

"The Mystery of the Forbidden Curse: Monsters Are Attracted"

When waving the wand and chanting the magic spell, many little devils whose faces were difficult to distinguish emerged from the sea, and after making creepy "hee hee hee" shrill laughter, the head alone It is bigger than the Shampoo Islands. It is covered with hardened skin like a beetle-like shell. It has sharp claws and huge horns. It can trigger monstrous tsunamis by flicking its tail. The prehistoric dinosaur-like super monster slowly emerges from the sea.

"It's really true." Kizaru opened his mouth wide, blinked, and patted his chest with lingering fear. When he was about to say "It's so scary," he decisively changed his words: "It's not scary."

Dumbledore: ""

Immediately he continued to wave his wand, and countless huge rocks in the deep sea rushed out of the ocean in an instant, and quickly condensed into a huge rock creature, the Hellfire Giant, whose body was burning with strange green flames.

The super giant monster that gives me a headache just looking at it has another Kizaru that makes me cry.

"Then should I say I'm afraid now or should I say I'm not afraid?"