The Weak Captain in Pirates

It’s a new day, another sunny day with the sun shining brightly.

A hand stretched out from the quilt, touched, touched, touched, and grabbed the annoying alarm clocks on the bedside table one by one, and threw them all out.

The gongs and drums were beating, and the "Fredham" set sail amidst the strange shouts of the chestnut-headed uncle who waved off, "Go well after you hit the road, and engrave your names and looks on the historical stone tablets for immortality." , turned the rudder, and was sailing north at the fastest speed.

In the captain's bedroom, several alarm clocks were smashed. The big and round gravel lifted up the quilt on Happy's big bed, and rubbed his fleshy face with his hands, patting and patting his head. Weng Nao shouted: "Captain, don't sleep and get up quickly. The waves suddenly become bigger. We have arrived near the point where the current breaks out."

In the sweet dream, he became the leader of the human race. His body was covered with bullets and he was holding Gatling. He led the human troops armed to the teeth and fought a bloody battle with the invading sea of ​​undead skeletons. It felt so good. Happy scratched his belly and felt the chill, so he grabbed the quilt and covered himself with it. He vaguely realized that someone was hitting him and kicked him out.

Xiangnan Bird, who looked like a toucan and looked like everyone owed him [-] to [-] yuan, was beaten severely and then tied up and thrown on the deck, looking miserable.

As the commander-in-chief of insects in the forest, this guy cleverly ordered cockroaches, dung beetles, centipede spiders and other subordinates to use deep and interspersed mobile warfare to cooperate with guerrilla warfare, so that Hashirama's group who wanted to capture him ate up all the people in the forest. After suffering a lot, he showed up to ridicule and scorn him, and even used "nuclear" weapons to throw out a lot of honeycombs. The angry dense bees stung Hashirama's group until Superman saw them and beat them as monsters. Pig-headed monster

In the end, Hashirama was forced to use the Desenjutsu to overturn the entire forest. Gaya Island was shaken before he was captured.

Several majestic swordsman mantises holding forelimbs of scythes as sharp as razor blades, and the swordsman mantis with the look of "I want to bring down the sky" and the boxer mole cricket with the aggrieved face of "a doormat" rushed over aggressively to "rescue", but were beaten violently by Yasuo. After a meal, they all "congratulated the Insect Commander on his death" and fawned over his new master, Yasuo.

Xiang Nanniao was so angry that he made a strange "chirp" sound. Without even thinking about it, he knew that he was yelling at these unloyal little brothers.

Happy squatted down and picked up a stick, and happily poked and teased the southward bird. He found that this guy would immediately become anxious and restless as long as his head was not facing south, which was quite interesting.

"Tweet," you are such a naughty person, how dare you poke me in the stomach?

That unhappy look and the meaning it conveyed really contradicted it, and Happy immediately beat this guy up.

He turned to the bitter and resentful Ruishi and said, "Really, you can only blame yourself if you want to blame me. I overslept, but you can't disturb my captain's dream."

"So the beating is just what you deserve."

There were two balls of bleeding cotton stuffed in Ruishi's nostrils, his eyes widened and he muttered: "Then it was Dumbledore who woke you up before, why didn't you kick him?"

Happy looked serious. "You're kidding, Dumbledore, that super old man, if he falls over, I'll have to die as a result."

Then he beat his chest in annoyance and said, "Damn it, I even carefully prepared the plan for the voyage. I used my outstanding eloquence to trick the chestnut-headed uncle into boarding the ship. The plan for the white girl to vote for the gold nugget was actually ruined because I overslept and the first child was stillborn." Yes, uncomfortable”

"Captain, why are you still obsessed with gold nuggets?" Surrounded by his dog-legged "little brothers", Yasuo walked over and said to Happy with a little helplessness. "I forgot that last night you planned to be a thief late at night, forcing yourself in through the window of a small house to steal gold, but you got stuck there. You begged for help miserably, and a group of people struggled to pull you out, Lizitou. Is it a scene where the uncle is almost going crazy laughing?"

It was another thing that was engraved on the pillar of shame. Happy glanced sideways at Yasuo and nodded expressionlessly: "I don't care about gold, so what will we do when we need money in the future? Get your drink money from Yasuo." Is it buckled?”

As soon as he finished speaking, Yasuo, who felt the seriousness of the problem, immediately drew his sword out of its sheath. With the strong wind around him, he said coldly: "I will go and tie him back right away."

After sailing happily for a while, he stood in the mast viewing cabin and looked around. Pacanya could clearly see that the surrounding sea area was shrouded in darkness in a blink of an eye. He quickly shouted: "Captain, the dark shadows of the clouds shrouded by the Emperor's Clouds" Appeared, and a large ocean whirlpool was discovered ahead.”

Enjoying the fact that the swordsman mantis and the boxer cricket, these little brothers can become emergency food in special times, they are deliberately flattering themselves as the "big brother". Hearing this, Happy was overjoyed and trotted impatiently. I want to see the turbulent sea. "According to Uncle Li Zitou, the huge ocean whirlpool that is about to appear is a sign of an explosion of soaring currents. Hurry, enter the center of the whirlpool at full speed."

"Everyone hold on to the hull of the ship and hug Captain Fatty. With such a big ocean whirlpool, if this guy is accidentally swept away by the water or rolled off the ship, he will really be dead." Olivia held her hand. On the side of the ship, I watched Happy running around with his body shaking, and then he stabilized his body and gave instructions loudly.

Hearing this, Happy's eyes lit up, and he wailed "Hoke, love, I'm so scared, come and hug me to protect me." Then he ran over and jumped up to hug me. When he was looking good at his big sister, two strong men, Armstrong and Gravel, jumped out of the way and threw him down. They shouted boldly, "Captain, don't be afraid, I'm coming." They protected dear Captain Happy on his huge muscles. under

I'm about to be squeezed into a cake.

The "Fredham" sailed through the rough waves, fearlessly sailed into the ocean whirlpool, followed the trajectory of the whirlpool deep into the center, and when it was about to be swallowed by the whirlpool, it exploded instantly, like Optimus Prime, like The huge ocean current that is going to poke a hole in the sky will directly wash it up into the sky.

Looking at the "Fredham" with its sails and gliding wings spread out, it was sailing up into the sky along the soaring currents. Stark, who felt the strong wind blowing on his face, was silent for a while and waited for "Fredham" "When the ship broke through the thick Jidi clouds and steadily reached a vast ocean composed of countless white clouds with no end in sight, it cursed and walked away.

He needs to go back quickly and hold down the restless coffin board. This is so damn unscientific.

"Wow oh oh, is this Kukai?"

The "Fredham" sailing in the air stirred up clouds and waves. His face was swollen, his eyes were narrowed into slits, and when he spoke, his voice sounded strangely like a pig's squealing "Pig-Headed Monster". He put his hands on his forehead excitedly, Standing on tiptoes, he looked around curiously.

"The Merlin is above, the sky and the earth are rendered into a mysterious white color, the waves are rolling with the wind, and the ripples are rippling into the distance. It is as beautiful as the paradise described in the poem. Wait a moment, sir, who are you?"

Even the well-informed Dumbledore couldn't help but be intoxicated by this dreamlike scene. When he looked at the guy jumping up and down in front of him, he felt a little dazed.

Hashirama's heart was broken by Dumbledore's words, and his mood instantly dropped. His head was full of dark clouds, his face was depressed, and he was alone and sad.

Happy, who was in a terrible mood after being raped by two rough and fierce men, looked at Hashirama's pitiful back and couldn't help laughing.

His mood turned from gloomy to sunny, and he shook off his fat. Happy stood on the bow and directed the "Fredham" towards the spectacular waterfall flowing under the clouds that he could see in the distance.

Everyone who had a panoramic view of the breathtaking scenery and exclaimed in admiration soon lost their emotions, because Captain Happy suddenly let out a pig-killing scream of "Wow, save me." He was killed by a pig from the sea of ​​clouds. The huge octopus emerged and was dragged directly into the sea with one tentacle.

"Wow, look, the captain was thrown into the sea again. Why am I not surprised at all?"

"Hasn't anyone told this fat guy that standing on the bow of the boat is just a big lump of meat saying to the carnivorous creatures in the sea, "Come on, come on, come and eat me"?"

Faced with this kind of thing, a group of people with extremely rich experience were cursing and preparing to rescue Happy, who had been swallowed by the octopus.

The octopus screamed in dissatisfaction and re-emerged from the sea of ​​clouds. It was like a picky child complaining and vomiting Happy back with a look of disgust.

Too greasy