The Weak Captain in Pirates

Marine Vandeau Naval Headquarters

In the large conference room, Marshal Sengoku, the navy's top commander, who wore frog eyes, a long beard tied into a braid, and a chest full of medals, was holding a big meeting with all the senior navy generals.

"From the information obtained from CP9 Bruno who was lurking in the Seven Waters Capital on a mission, and the analysis of his various performances in the Seven Waters Capital, he is not pretending to be weak, he is really a scumbag who cannot be worried about."

"Alala, you're not pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, are you?" Qingzhi looked like he hadn't woken up and yawned. "I hope I'm worrying too much. He always gives me a different, strange feeling."

"The intelligence department has judged that there is no such possibility. He fell down and scratched his skin. He cried for his father and mother. He bled too much and had to drink ginseng soup to replenish his strength. Do you think he will be a strong person? Kuzan"

"A la la"

After hanging the wanted notice of useless Captain Happy on the fence, the Warring States Marshal began to look solemn. "The really troublesome thing is his people"

As soon as Sengoku finished speaking, Akainu, whose forehead was tied with gauze with traces of blood stains, had gloomy eyes, and his suddenly clenched fist emitted a hot red light, setting the wooden table in front of him into flames. "The vice-captain Mori no Senju Hashirama is suspected to be a person with abilities. He can instantly turn the vast sea into an endless sea of ​​green trees."

"Kuzan and I were blocked by him in our pursuit."

Following his words, the senior navy generals present began to look serious.

"It's terrible to be able to injure Sakaski," General Kizaru Porusalino, wearing a yellow suit and drinking tea with a relaxed expression, said with his eyes wide open.

The numerous scars on his face were extremely horrifying. He was seriously injured during the chase and was killed in a fight. Now he is covered in bandages like a mummy. Lieutenant General Dauberman, who is known as a fighting dog, suppressed his anger and roared: "White The wizard Dumbledore and the swift swordsman Yasuo are also powerful monsters."

"Let's not forget why these powerful monsters are unknown and where they came from." Lieutenant General He, the chief staff officer of the Navy Headquarters, with a peaceful face, pondered and said slowly: "Judging from the information obtained, None of this group of people can be considered dangerous and heinous, except for Captain Happy, who angrily snatched lollipops from children, which was quite bad."

"But they are definitely the most troublesome people. The navy has been established for so many years. I believe no one has seen such stinking pirates as "come here and beat me" in front of the general."

"Gathering intelligence about them must be a priority and pay close attention to their whereabouts."

"report"

A naval officer hurriedly ran into the conference room, with a face full of panic, and said loudly: "We have received the latest information. After leaving the Capital of Seven Waters, the "Freedom" Pirates did not sail to the new world, but arrived at On Gaya Island, they encountered a sniper attack from Marshall D. Teach and his gang who had defected from the Whitebeard Pirates, and the two sides fought fiercely."

"The entire Gaya Island was cut in half. Marshall D. Teach and his gang all fell into the sea. Their lives and deaths are unknown at the moment."

"Wow, wow, dreams never stop, the journey is the stars and the sea. You all sank in the sea because of me. I didn't pay attention when I was dancing and taunting you. You were all rescued from the sea by a guy with white wings and dressed as a dramatic character."

"Are you thinking that I'm a fool because I'm white, fat and cute? Yasuo?"

"Babai, fat and so cute"

Who gave you the confidence to say such shameless words? Everyone bent down and made a vomiting gesture.

"No vomiting"

After turning his head and yelling, Happy was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick. He suddenly stepped forward and kicked Yasuo with his short legs. He moved away and dodged. He stretched out a fist as big as a small steamed bun to hit him. If he tried to dodge, he said, "Don't dodge."

Showing the majesty of the great captain, he angrily gave the order to die. Yasuo raised his hands with a helpless smile and his cheeky eyes rolled around, maliciously guessing whether Yasuo had practiced this action, otherwise, with his strength What a proficiency.

He raised his head, dig ~ dig ~ dig. After a few unbelievable clanging sounds, Happy's face twisted, he covered his hands in pain and screamed.

He gently blew his red paws with a sad and indignant look on his face. Happy felt so uncomfortable and wanted to cry.

That shriveled look made Yasuo couldn't help but smile smartly, "Hahahaha, I confess, the captain's terrifying vitality allowed him to survive my knife. I miscalculated the blood volume and lost the bet, so that's not good. Let’s continue taking action.”

"Hmph." He looked away as if I was very angry and looked away from Yasuo. Happy touched the non-existent beard on his chin and said thoughtfully: "Use the flying navigator Lafayette as a backup to run away. Is there cunning and scheming hidden under the crazy gambling?”

The darkness that covered the sky dissipated, and the sunlight once again fell on the devastated town of Magic Valley, which was reduced to ruins.

Armstrong was so powerful that he smashed his two fists as big as sandbags into the ground. He grunted and activated his alchemy. At the same time, the ground began to tremble slightly and whine. The hills in the town seemed to be filled with rubble and broken walls. The fester disappeared in an instant, and buildings with unique shapes, well, it was just like Armstrong bending his arms in various postures to show his strong and extraordinary appearance, stood up from the ground.

"Understand how to decompose and restructure, and how to change the composition and shape of matter based on the law of equivalent exchange. Sir Captain, this is the alchemy that has been passed down from generation to generation in the Armstrong family and is full of noble and elegant art."

"Stop, don't take off your clothes. Also, I don't want to understand such a complicated triangle relationship." Happy watched this guy start to burst into tears again, and was about to show off his muscles in a passionate manly manner, so he quickly stopped him.

Unable to find a broom, Dumbledore had to make do with Dumbledore riding a flying mop, surrounded by bright silver five-pointed stars, and slowly landed.

Happy was so excited that he originally wanted to go up to the sky to play, but sadly found that no matter whether it was a broom, a floor mop, or even a clothes fork and a dustpan, they couldn't bear his weight and broke into two pieces, so he had to give up.

After nodding to Happy with a smile, Dumbledore waved his wand, and the small sheepskin map that flew out of his sleeve instantly enlarged and floated in the air, and said: "Captain, as you said, I did find it on the other side of the Magic Valley Town. Monsieur Montblancouriquet, the old dreamer who was expelled from the whole island of Gaya.”

Hearing this, Happy's eyes suddenly lit up. Countless golds were rushing around in his mind. He waved his fists excitedly and shouted: "Then why are you waiting? The town has been rebuilt. Let's get ready to sail quickly. Quickly, quickly, like As fast as a real man, running forward"

He grabbed Dumbledore by the beard and ran away in a hurry.

"Oh, Merlin, my dearest Mr. Captain, please be gentle and slow down." It hurt, Dumbledore showed a dumbfounded expression.

"Don't be slow. This is about going to the empty island and the golden land where gold is everywhere. Money is flying all over the sky. Can I not be in a hurry?"

These words were almost shouted.

The "Bellamy" pirates who have just arrived on Gaya Island are planning to have a carnival in this famous pirate resort town to celebrate that the captain's bounty has reached 5500 million beli, becoming the upcoming pursuit of "realistic" instant enjoyment. What about the new heavyweight pirates in the new era?

Suddenly I heard a chubby fat boy daydreaming about the empty island and the cliched golden land imagined by idiots, and I couldn't help but laugh.

"Hahaha, come and see, Bellamy, there is an idiot here"

“Where did this country bumpkin come from?”

Captain Bellamy, who had short blond hair and a long scar on his left eye, burst into tears with a wild smile on his face: "How long has it been since there was an island in the sky and a golden land full of gold? There are still people who believe in these so-called "unrealistic" dreams. And romantic shit, it’s really disgusting, hahahaha.”

Sitting elegantly next to her, the hot beauty folded her slender legs and smiled charmingly: "Compared to you, Captain, they are really just rubbish dreaming about treasure hunting."

Sarkis, the vice-captain carrying the Kukli scimitar, shouted arrogantly: "There is no way we can do it. After all, our captain is Bellamy the hyena, a big shot destined to advance bravely in the new era."

"Hahahaha, Bellamy, get rid of these daydreaming bastards and start your show."

I was dumbfounded for a while, wondering where I got you into this problem for a few seconds.

Ha, good~

Suddenly Happy felt happy. Could it be that he finally met the long-awaited villain who challenged the handsome and powerful protagonist, pretending to be 13 but failed and was slapped in the face?

Well, there's a pretty pretty girl over there, perfect.

He quickly put on the arrogant "come and hit me" expression that he had practiced countless times in front of the mirror, put his arms on his hips and pushed out his belly, and yelled back angrily: "Idiots, a bunch of idiots who have no dreams, if you want to hit me, believe it or not, I can even go to Mary Jo's I pointed at the noses of the Celestial Dragons and called them trash, but no one dared to touch me. Do you want to fight?"

"Hahaha, it seems this fat ball is completely crazy."

With a crazy expression on his face, Bellamy squatted down with his tongue hanging out, and his legs suddenly became like a spring that was extremely compressed.