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Chapter 48 Cute Alien Pet
Leng Feng picked up the hammer and pointed it at the stone statue's butt, and hit it hard with a "bang~" sound.
"You're so perverted~"
Shao Yun covered her chest and stood behind Leng Feng. She was really looking forward to the little guy in Leng Feng's mouth, because it was probably an alien creature.
The stone slowly cracked, and then the cold wind raised the stone statue into a squatting shape, and the gravel on its butt began to fall to the ground.
At this time, a yellow viscous substance rushed out from inside.
Lengfeng explained: "The little guy is wrapped in liquid, maybe a nutrient solution."
Shao Yun covered her nose and said, "Are you sure it's not the little guy's poop?"
There was a very unpleasant stench in the air, and the thick liquid turned yellow.
The sense of smell of cold wind was several times stronger than that of ordinary people. He could only hold his breath and blurted out: "Damn, shit smells much better than this."
A large amount of yellow liquid flowed on the lawn, and the grass on the ground began to turn yellow and wither. It was obvious that the liquid was highly corrosive.
After Lengfeng finished discharging the liquid, he picked up the stone statue and moved it to the other side. Then he turned the statue's butt upward and looked inside curiously.
In the small stone cave, Leng Feng found a small yellow meat ball inside, as big as a football.So Lengfeng hit his butt a few times with a hammer to make the hole bigger, and then erected the stone statue. The small meat ball rolled out from the butt, as if it was pulled out of the stone statue.
Shao Yun exclaimed: "Oh my god, what is this?"
Lengfeng felt excited and replied: "It should be an alien creature, but I don't know if it is aggressive or not."
At this time, the meat ball began to squirm and slowly stretched around.First, a pair of baby-like fat little hands appeared, and then the two little feet grew out.
The little guy's stomach was round and he slowly stretched his head.Her face was convex and fat, and a small cluster of silver-gray hair grew on the top of her head.On both sides are a pair of pointed ears pointing vertically upward, with a pair of small black pearl-like eyes in the middle. The nose under the eyes is tilted upward, and the round nostrils are clearly visible.
The little guy's mouth is closed. Judging from the width of the mouth gap, it will be a big mouth.
Shao Yun curiously moved to Leng Feng, took a closer look, and then said casually: "This little guy is so cute, so cute. But she must be very edible, because she has a pig-like nose."
"She is mine." Lengfeng took the lead in declaring his sovereignty, and then said: "She is only so small, but she can still make me poor."
The little guy kept looking at Lengfeng, his pearl-like eyes blinking at him, and then whispered: "Dudu."
This was an unfamiliar environment for the little guy. Lengfeng could sense that she was a little scared, so he touched his head and smiled kindly.
"do not be afraid"
Before Lengfeng finished speaking, the little guy's nose arched, as if he smelled something. Suddenly she opened her wings, and with a "bang~" sound, her pointed head directly hit Lengfeng's forehead.The cold wind suddenly felt that the sky was dark and the earth was dark, and he fell on his back on the lawn.
Shao Yun's eyes widened and she exclaimed again: "My God, she can fly. Are you okay? The little guy flew into the house."
Lengfeng's forehead was swollen, but he didn't expect that guy's head to be harder than a diamond.
"not good"
Lengfeng stood up quickly after hearing Shao Yun's words, and then rushed into the house quickly.I found that the dining table was in a mess, and the little guy was eating haphazardly.
“My top-quality four-headed abalone, sea cucumber, shark fin, and Australian lobster”
Leng Feng's eyes widened. In just a moment, the little guy ate all the three large plates of seafood, spitting out the bones everywhere.
People with pig noses are indeed foodies. The strange thing is that the food she ate exceeded the capacity of her belly, but the little one's belly didn't bulge at all.
At this time, the little guy opened the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall again, sniffed it with her pig nose, and saw her eyebrows were furrowed like two lines, and then kicked the top Buddha Jumping Over the Wall over, and saw a large amount of rich soup spilled on the table. 's everywhere.
"hateful"
Lengfeng was still feeling sorry for the top-notch Buddha jumping over the wall, but Shao Yun suddenly went crazy.Seeing her beloved dining table being messed up like that, she was a germaphobe and was ready to step forward and teach this impolite alien creature a lesson.
Upon seeing this, Lengfeng quickly hugged Shao Yun: "Calm down, calm down, she is still a child."
"Om~Om~Om~"
""
At this moment, the little guy flapped his wings and flew in front of Leng Feng, then grabbed Leng Feng's face with both hands, then stretched out a tongue about the same size as his face, and kept sweetening Leng Feng's cheeks.
"You see, she is a very well-behaved child, and she seems to like me very much."
Lengfeng was so happy that he held the little guy up with both hands, and the little guy stuck out his tongue and sweetened Lengfeng's nose.
"Haha" Leng Feng laughed happily and said, "Look, she is still a girl."
Shao Yun pouted and said, "Rogue, where are you looking?"
Leng Feng ignored him, his joy had made him forget everything, so he held up the little guy and asked: "What is your name and which planet do you come from?"
The little guy seemed to understand Leng Feng's words, opening his mouth wide and barking "beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep."
Lengfeng said: "Your name is Dudu"
"toot toot"
""
The little guy was still screaming Dudu, and Shao Yun said at the side: "She's not called Dudu, it's just a cry similar to that of a baby. She's so young and can't speak yet."
After hearing this, the little guy's two thin eyebrows knitted together again, and then he stuck out his big tongue at Shao Yun and shook it from side to side. This move was more like a provocation.
Shao Yun clenched her fists and shouted angrily: "Damn it, do you look down on human beings?"
"toot toot"
"say something"
"toot toot"
Lengfeng put her on the table and said with a smile: "If you call a child Jin, I will call you Dudu from now on, okay?"
The little guy nodded and said: "Dudu."
Lengfeng asked again: "Dudu comes from the stars, which star are you from?"
Little Dudu looked left and right and found a pen next to the phone, so he flew over, picked up the pen and flew to the wall, and then scribbled on the wall.
Not long after, Xiaodudu wrote a lot of words on the wall, but Lengfeng couldn't understand any of them, it looked like alien writing.
"Damn guy, looks down on human beings, and dares to write graffiti on the wall of my house."
Shao Yun pretended to be angry, but with everything happening in front of her, these little things were nothing.
After Little Dudu finished writing, he flew to Lengfeng's side and started barking "Dudu, Dudu," again.
At this time, Shao Yun picked up her mobile phone and took a picture of the alien text on the wall. Lengfeng asked: "What are you doing?"
Shao Yun said: "Leave a souvenir."
Shao Yun's actions made Leng Feng suspicious. Many of her actions were abnormal. What had she secretly done at home before?
Lengfeng also wanted to know what Xiao Dudu wrote, so he also took pictures with his mobile phone.If you have trouble finding Tian Ge, he should be able to translate it.
"You take care of this little guy by yourself. I'm going to work. Don't make my home dirty or messy, or I won't let you go."
Shao Yun put away her phone, turned and left.
Shao Yun returned to her car, then took out her phone and opened the photo. She hesitated for three minutes, but in the end he sent the photo to Agent Snake.
The appearance of little Dudu made Leng Feng jump for joy. This little girl is energetic, cheerful and optimistic. Leng Feng can sense it with his abilities, and she is also a very kind alien pet.But Shao Yun also called Leng Feng very worried, feeling that there was a gap between the two.
Lengfeng sent the photo to Tiange, who was very excited to get the news.He promised Leng Feng to help translate. Not only does the United States have SHIELD, China also has similar organizations.
Throughout the afternoon, Lengfeng played with Little Dudu at home and wiped away the alien writing on the wall.
The most important thing that Leng Feng stayed behind was to get to know Xiao Dudu deeply and observe her behavior.Little Dudu is very naughty, active, and likes to play pranks. Leng Feng knows that there must be some kind of power inside her body, otherwise how could she have survived for such a long time in a stone, isolated from the outside world.
As for the stone statue that might not have been carved by someone, Leng Feng speculated that it might be Xiao Dudu's true form.It is possible that she was petrified by some mysterious force, and finally her body degenerated into what it is now.
"You're so perverted~"
Shao Yun covered her chest and stood behind Leng Feng. She was really looking forward to the little guy in Leng Feng's mouth, because it was probably an alien creature.
The stone slowly cracked, and then the cold wind raised the stone statue into a squatting shape, and the gravel on its butt began to fall to the ground.
At this time, a yellow viscous substance rushed out from inside.
Lengfeng explained: "The little guy is wrapped in liquid, maybe a nutrient solution."
Shao Yun covered her nose and said, "Are you sure it's not the little guy's poop?"
There was a very unpleasant stench in the air, and the thick liquid turned yellow.
The sense of smell of cold wind was several times stronger than that of ordinary people. He could only hold his breath and blurted out: "Damn, shit smells much better than this."
A large amount of yellow liquid flowed on the lawn, and the grass on the ground began to turn yellow and wither. It was obvious that the liquid was highly corrosive.
After Lengfeng finished discharging the liquid, he picked up the stone statue and moved it to the other side. Then he turned the statue's butt upward and looked inside curiously.
In the small stone cave, Leng Feng found a small yellow meat ball inside, as big as a football.So Lengfeng hit his butt a few times with a hammer to make the hole bigger, and then erected the stone statue. The small meat ball rolled out from the butt, as if it was pulled out of the stone statue.
Shao Yun exclaimed: "Oh my god, what is this?"
Lengfeng felt excited and replied: "It should be an alien creature, but I don't know if it is aggressive or not."
At this time, the meat ball began to squirm and slowly stretched around.First, a pair of baby-like fat little hands appeared, and then the two little feet grew out.
The little guy's stomach was round and he slowly stretched his head.Her face was convex and fat, and a small cluster of silver-gray hair grew on the top of her head.On both sides are a pair of pointed ears pointing vertically upward, with a pair of small black pearl-like eyes in the middle. The nose under the eyes is tilted upward, and the round nostrils are clearly visible.
The little guy's mouth is closed. Judging from the width of the mouth gap, it will be a big mouth.
Shao Yun curiously moved to Leng Feng, took a closer look, and then said casually: "This little guy is so cute, so cute. But she must be very edible, because she has a pig-like nose."
"She is mine." Lengfeng took the lead in declaring his sovereignty, and then said: "She is only so small, but she can still make me poor."
The little guy kept looking at Lengfeng, his pearl-like eyes blinking at him, and then whispered: "Dudu."
This was an unfamiliar environment for the little guy. Lengfeng could sense that she was a little scared, so he touched his head and smiled kindly.
"do not be afraid"
Before Lengfeng finished speaking, the little guy's nose arched, as if he smelled something. Suddenly she opened her wings, and with a "bang~" sound, her pointed head directly hit Lengfeng's forehead.The cold wind suddenly felt that the sky was dark and the earth was dark, and he fell on his back on the lawn.
Shao Yun's eyes widened and she exclaimed again: "My God, she can fly. Are you okay? The little guy flew into the house."
Lengfeng's forehead was swollen, but he didn't expect that guy's head to be harder than a diamond.
"not good"
Lengfeng stood up quickly after hearing Shao Yun's words, and then rushed into the house quickly.I found that the dining table was in a mess, and the little guy was eating haphazardly.
“My top-quality four-headed abalone, sea cucumber, shark fin, and Australian lobster”
Leng Feng's eyes widened. In just a moment, the little guy ate all the three large plates of seafood, spitting out the bones everywhere.
People with pig noses are indeed foodies. The strange thing is that the food she ate exceeded the capacity of her belly, but the little one's belly didn't bulge at all.
At this time, the little guy opened the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall again, sniffed it with her pig nose, and saw her eyebrows were furrowed like two lines, and then kicked the top Buddha Jumping Over the Wall over, and saw a large amount of rich soup spilled on the table. 's everywhere.
"hateful"
Lengfeng was still feeling sorry for the top-notch Buddha jumping over the wall, but Shao Yun suddenly went crazy.Seeing her beloved dining table being messed up like that, she was a germaphobe and was ready to step forward and teach this impolite alien creature a lesson.
Upon seeing this, Lengfeng quickly hugged Shao Yun: "Calm down, calm down, she is still a child."
"Om~Om~Om~"
""
At this moment, the little guy flapped his wings and flew in front of Leng Feng, then grabbed Leng Feng's face with both hands, then stretched out a tongue about the same size as his face, and kept sweetening Leng Feng's cheeks.
"You see, she is a very well-behaved child, and she seems to like me very much."
Lengfeng was so happy that he held the little guy up with both hands, and the little guy stuck out his tongue and sweetened Lengfeng's nose.
"Haha" Leng Feng laughed happily and said, "Look, she is still a girl."
Shao Yun pouted and said, "Rogue, where are you looking?"
Leng Feng ignored him, his joy had made him forget everything, so he held up the little guy and asked: "What is your name and which planet do you come from?"
The little guy seemed to understand Leng Feng's words, opening his mouth wide and barking "beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep."
Lengfeng said: "Your name is Dudu"
"toot toot"
""
The little guy was still screaming Dudu, and Shao Yun said at the side: "She's not called Dudu, it's just a cry similar to that of a baby. She's so young and can't speak yet."
After hearing this, the little guy's two thin eyebrows knitted together again, and then he stuck out his big tongue at Shao Yun and shook it from side to side. This move was more like a provocation.
Shao Yun clenched her fists and shouted angrily: "Damn it, do you look down on human beings?"
"toot toot"
"say something"
"toot toot"
Lengfeng put her on the table and said with a smile: "If you call a child Jin, I will call you Dudu from now on, okay?"
The little guy nodded and said: "Dudu."
Lengfeng asked again: "Dudu comes from the stars, which star are you from?"
Little Dudu looked left and right and found a pen next to the phone, so he flew over, picked up the pen and flew to the wall, and then scribbled on the wall.
Not long after, Xiaodudu wrote a lot of words on the wall, but Lengfeng couldn't understand any of them, it looked like alien writing.
"Damn guy, looks down on human beings, and dares to write graffiti on the wall of my house."
Shao Yun pretended to be angry, but with everything happening in front of her, these little things were nothing.
After Little Dudu finished writing, he flew to Lengfeng's side and started barking "Dudu, Dudu," again.
At this time, Shao Yun picked up her mobile phone and took a picture of the alien text on the wall. Lengfeng asked: "What are you doing?"
Shao Yun said: "Leave a souvenir."
Shao Yun's actions made Leng Feng suspicious. Many of her actions were abnormal. What had she secretly done at home before?
Lengfeng also wanted to know what Xiao Dudu wrote, so he also took pictures with his mobile phone.If you have trouble finding Tian Ge, he should be able to translate it.
"You take care of this little guy by yourself. I'm going to work. Don't make my home dirty or messy, or I won't let you go."
Shao Yun put away her phone, turned and left.
Shao Yun returned to her car, then took out her phone and opened the photo. She hesitated for three minutes, but in the end he sent the photo to Agent Snake.
The appearance of little Dudu made Leng Feng jump for joy. This little girl is energetic, cheerful and optimistic. Leng Feng can sense it with his abilities, and she is also a very kind alien pet.But Shao Yun also called Leng Feng very worried, feeling that there was a gap between the two.
Lengfeng sent the photo to Tiange, who was very excited to get the news.He promised Leng Feng to help translate. Not only does the United States have SHIELD, China also has similar organizations.
Throughout the afternoon, Lengfeng played with Little Dudu at home and wiped away the alien writing on the wall.
The most important thing that Leng Feng stayed behind was to get to know Xiao Dudu deeply and observe her behavior.Little Dudu is very naughty, active, and likes to play pranks. Leng Feng knows that there must be some kind of power inside her body, otherwise how could she have survived for such a long time in a stone, isolated from the outside world.
As for the stone statue that might not have been carved by someone, Leng Feng speculated that it might be Xiao Dudu's true form.It is possible that she was petrified by some mysterious force, and finally her body degenerated into what it is now.
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