I work nine to five at Marvel

"Drunk to death: wine. It will automatically change to the taste that the taster likes, and make him fall into a half-asleep and half-awake state of intoxication, and have a sweet dream. PS: Please don't drink too much."

"Good stuff." Lu Renjia was very satisfied after seeing the introduction.

Very practical and can save some money on wine.

However, Lu Renjia did not take out the wine immediately.

The things in the light ball are easy to take out, but difficult to put back.

Moreover, it was just a matter of fishing. I was free at work, and everyone else turned a blind eye.

But if someone is caught bringing alcohol into the duty room, it’s hard to explain.

Lu Renjia opened the browser and started searching.

"The nearest pet store" "Precautions for raising a cat" "How much does it cost to raise a cat per month" "Cats can 6945poijhy"

Xiaoju stepped all the way across the keyboard and lay down in front of Lu Renjia. Her small body covered part of the keyboard, and her tail swept from time to time, which reduced Lu Renjia's typing efficiency by 90%.

Lu Renjia could only pick it up and move it forward a little. Although its tail still swept around, it was still bearable.

Time for fishing always flies by. When Lu Renjia wrote down a long page of memos on her phone, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.

"Ding~ I clocked in successfully after get off work and got the reward: Computer Butler 2500. Personal Edition"

Computer Manager 2500 Personal Edition: Intelligent network security protection expert.All virus databases and solutions from 2009 to 2500 are built-in to perfectly protect device security.The personal version is limited to 5 devices at the same time.

"Well... I don't even have a computer right now, so I won't be able to use it for the time being, so I'll just leave it like this for now."

After a brief glance, Lu Renjia stopped paying attention.

"Buzz~"

Lu Renjia put Xiaoju into her coat and started the motorcycle.

Facing the noisy streets and the endless traffic of all kinds of vehicles that she had never seen before, Xiaoju felt a little restless, but with Lu Renjia's silent comfort, she maintained her image and did not get angry directly.

Lu Renjia was looking for a pet store that specialized in cats. The store was large and had a good reputation.

"Hello, do you need anything?"

As soon as I entered the store with the orange cat in my arms, a clerk came up to inquire about it, and his attitude was very enthusiastic.

"I want to buy some food, toys, etc. for the cat. Do you have any recommendations? Well, the cat was just picked up." Although he searched for some things on the Internet, as a new cat owner, Lu Renjia did not refuse him. kindness.

"Are you a new member of the family? In this case, it is not recommended to buy too much food. If you buy it back and the cat doesn't like it, it will be a waste. We have special trial products here. There are many types of brands and small quantities. You can take them back and give them a try. Give it a taste and then buy cat food that suits it."

"In addition to staple food, cats may also need some snacks. You can take a look at this..."

When he came to his senses, Lu Renjia already had two large boxes in his hand.

What kind of cat nests, cat climbing frames, cat litter boxes, cat scratching posts, and cat bags for taking cats out...

Even though the items he bought were all mid- to low-end items, Lu Renjia's wallet was still almost empty.

"Fortunately, most of it is a one-time investment, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to bear it." Lu Renjia tied the box to the back seat of the motorcycle and prepared to leave.

"The pig's name is Bernard. In Queens, this is the information. The employer wants it to be low-key, unexpected, and not to alert other pigs. The reward is 10, and 2 has been paid in advance."

Although his voice was very low, Lu Renjia's keen hearing gained from clocking in was still able to capture such a sentence through all kinds of noise.

Agents and Assassins

Lu Renjia turned her head slightly and glanced.

A semi-bald, middle-aged man in a neat suit with no special features.

The other one is a little different.He has brown curly hair, big sunglasses, colorful and fashionable clothes, and is holding a box of children's cookies in his hand.

Female assassins are quite rare to be honest.

So Lu Renjia got out of the car again and pretended to adjust the straps of the box.

"Trouble. As long as the person is dead, it's fine. He doesn't care how he kills me. I'm not the nanny to wipe his butt." The assassin ate the biscuit and said in a low voice with dissatisfaction.

"Ahem." The agent coughed slightly, with a stern look in his eyes, "What are you talking about? We are just killing pigs."

"You are so harsh, Dicky. Don't you think it's a bit foolish to talk in a low voice and use code words in a downtown area..." The assassin looked at the agent's dissatisfied eyes and said, "Okay, okay, use code words." . I kill pigs, but I don’t care about the pigs’ feelings. It doesn’t matter no matter how loud they scream.”

"If it's an accident and doesn't attract attention, the employer will give you an extra 2 yuan," the agent added.

"..." The assassin fell silent.

"Kakaka~" The biscuits in the bag were crushed into powder.

"It's fun to play with me, Dicky. Why didn't you tell me such an important thing earlier?"

"Didn't I tell you now?" The agent named Dicky shrugged, "Don't be angry, why don't you get [-]% of my profits?"

"Five percent, and you have to compensate me for this bag of bear biscuits," the assassin said.

"Okay, [-]%, remember to make it an accident." The agent nodded.

"But I'm still angry. Huh, did you see that motorcycle man tying up goods? His car is facing this way, and it will definitely go this way. When he gets in front of me, I will kill him... ." The assassin whispered.

Motorcycle man tying up goods

The corner of Lu Renjia's mouth twitched.

That's me

hiss~

It's outrageous enough for you killers to hand over tasks and not go to this hotel or that hotel, but to run around downtown and mumble.

You were teased by an agency, why are you angry with me, a passerby...

Too willful.For such a willful killer, real life and career must be unsatisfactory.

"No. He must have relatives, friends and enemies. His enemies might pay us to kill him. If you kill people for free, how can we make money in this business?" the agent refused.

"Haha, what are you talking about, Dicky. We are just pig killers." The assassin sneered as if he had caught something.

"..." Dicky was also silent, "You are so harsh, Vera."

"However, what you said makes sense." The assassin added, "When his car drives over later, remember his appearance. If there is an order to kill him in the future, send it to me first."

"Don't worry, I will definitely remember it."

After hearing their conversation, Lu Renjia naturally wouldn't go that way again.

Although he is an office worker now, no one should find an assassin to kill him.

And with his current strength, even if the assassin came to assassinate him, it would be in vain.

But...we are not afraid of thieves stealing, but we are afraid that thieves will miss us.

Lu Renjia just wants to stay away from trouble and live a peaceful life.

Therefore, Lu Renjia started his motorcycle and made a 180-degree turn to bypass the two people from the other side.

You can still vaguely hear the stunned voices of the two people.

"Uh...the motorcycle man didn't come this way, Vera."

"Then over there, the kid eating ice cream, remember what he looks like. Kill him first in the future."

......

"Oh, this world is so ridiculous. You can just buy cat food, but you can also meet killers with brain problems. It's so difficult for me." Lu Renjia couldn't help but sigh as she drove back to the downstairs of the apartment.

Then, Lu Renjia discovered something even more outrageous.

Under normal circumstances, Lu Renjia's motorcycles were parked in unused stairwells. If they were parked outside, given the security situation in Hell's Kitchen, there might not even be any tires left the next day.

But now the door to the apartment was blocked by some furniture, and a woman wearing jeans stood among the furniture with a frown.

"Newcomer, these are your things, why are they all stuck outside?" For the safety of the scooter, Lu Renjia went up to ask.