The whole world is raising elves

“I look forward to seeing the mini dragon”

"Wow, it's my first time to see a mini dragon."

"I wonder what kind of elf I could catch."

"The difference between people."

Most of the students were talking about the mini dragon, and it seemed like the elf was really popular.

Lu Yanchen found that there were quite a few students who skipped lunch and went to the training house like them.

Their junior high school is one of the best in this town. It covers a large area and has excellent greening. Old people often come to exercise in the morning.

However, in Lu Yanchen’s memory, it’s not that big.

After walking for almost 10 minutes, he still hadn't reached it. Lu Yanchen wondered if he had gone to the wrong place. The school seemed to have a lot more buildings. At least he remembered that after passing the flower bed, there was an abandoned bamboo forest, not the two-story row now. The red building.

The bamboo forest is still there, but a gravel road has been built and surrounded by a fence. Inside is a group of furry elves.

Chapter 5: The so-called cultivation center

The day to go to the cultivation center is scheduled for Sunday morning, and Saturday is left for students and parents to prepare and buy the food and supplies they need. After all, only the most basic food is sold in the cultivation area.

Similarly, in order to prevent students from messing around, there are dedicated personnel to check the food and items brought before entering the cultivation area. The strictness is no less stringent than the inspection before the college entrance examination. Only qualified items can be brought in.

Just don’t know how powerful it is.

"Meow~"

Xiangwei Meow sat on the edge of the bed and licked her paws, her pink ears moving around, and her tail like a cat teaser brushing the boy's chin. Her smiling expression looked a bit evil.

It sat on the boy's belly, and the boy was struggling on the bed. Its tail, which was similar to the shape of a dog's tail, kept scratching the boy's face on the bed, up and down, just like teasing a cat.

Well, that's what I call confused.

"Don't let me sleep any longer, Mom." A painful and struggling voice came from the furry tail. In his sleep, Lu Yanchen felt like he was being strangled by something.

The blue, smooth and inexplicable creature suddenly appeared in my mind.

Could it be that the elf even chased him into his home and planned to strangle him?

Xiangwei Miao tilted her head, shook her pink ears, and her chubby little body simply jumped on the boy's belly, pressing her flesh pad directly on his chest, staring down at the sleeping guy.

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"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"

The screams of slaughtering pigs sounded again.

Ms. Chen smiled and said to Mr. Lu: "He will definitely come down in three minutes."

Thumb thump thump—

Angrily walking down the stairs, the young man with a chicken coop head holding a pink feline creature with black lines on his face shouted resentfully: "Mom"

"Hey -" Ms. Chen responded happily. Mr. Lu, who didn't want to suffer any unreasonable disaster, silently picked up his bowl and continued eating.

Ahem, my child’s mother has been very excited recently, which is understandable.

Seeing the joy on Ms. Chen's face, Lu Yanchen suppressed the anger in his heart. Okay, it's understandable that her son is going to be a successful mother. Being able to go to the breeding center to catch elves in advance is something that makes the family even more excited than being admitted to a key university. .

Lu Yanchen suppressed the anger in his heart. After all, he was an adult in his 20s.

He's an adult and can't be angry with older people, yes, yes, that's it.

个鬼

"Can you please stop him from strangling me out of bed with his tail every morning? You won't be afraid that one day I will die completely."

摔

Is he still his fucking son?

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Ms. Chen patted his head, picked up Xiangwei Mao and rubbed him intimately, and rubbed Xiangwei Mao's chin soothingly.

"Meow~meow~meow~"

The tail cat raised its head, meowed with squinted eyes, and glanced at the frustrated boy from time to time, making pleasant cooing sounds from its throat. As expected, the cats with squinted eyes were all monster cats, no exception.

蠢猫

After all, he still couldn't get angry at that stupid cat. Lu Yanchen stared at it for a while, then ran upstairs to wash up dejectedly when no one paid attention to him.

He was once an only son, but now he has become Xiangwei Miao's playmate, and his family status has been reduced again and again.

Can you still have fun?

After washing up, Lu Yanchen watched in amazement as Ms. Chen took out the elf food he had prepared, as well as various survival tools, such as a Swiss Army knife, lighter, insecticide spray, lighting, etc.

"Dad, am I going to meet elves by chance or to survive in the wild?" He never knew that his family had such complete wild survival equipment.

Too exaggerated.

Why are you even preparing sleeping bags?

Didn’t it say that the training center would prepare a room?

Mr. Lu, who has always had no status at home, pushed up the frame of his glasses and was equally surprised by his wife's crazy behavior.

I always feel that my old wife is a little too excited.

At the suggestion of his daughter's crazy blinking eyes, Mr. Lu said slowly: "Take care of your son, and remember to listen to your mother."

Lu Yanchen: Where is the head of the family we agreed on?

Mr. Lu: Isn’t the head of the family your mother?

"Son, it doesn't matter whether you bring canned beef or canned fish. By the way, I'll pack some buns for you to eat on the road." Ms. Chen looked so excited that she wanted to evacuate the whole house.

After going to the breeding center to pick up an elf and come back in two days, she will be able to show off to her relatives.Parents of students who took early admissions exams for that year can refer to

"Mother" Lu Yanchen, who tried her best to stop Ms. Chen's crazy behavior, said her legs were a little weak.

Who knows if he can even carry that bag on his back?

He also has two suitcases.

"Well, what did you say?" Ms. Chen looked up from her luggage bag. There was no trace of mother-child love on her delicately made-up face.

"No, it's nothing. I mean, I'm almost too late. No need, Mom." After being unable to attack, he immediately showed mercy. Lu Yanchen obediently took the buns handed over by Ms. Chen, smiling very shamelessly.

"Mom, don't bother you. I'll pack it myself." He wanted to take the opportunity to take the luggage bag and leave. Before Lu Yanchen could implement the plan, he was immediately shouted back by Ms. Chen.

"Don't move around. I've installed all these things for you. I'll unpack them when you get to the breeding center later. Have you brought your towels and clothes? Remember, it's okay if the elf is not caught."

It really is my mother.

Lu Yanchen, who had been playing for seven days with the hope of making a living, suddenly burst into tears and began to reflect on whether his attitude towards life was too negative.

Doesn't it mean that it can spray water, thunder, and fire?

At worst, I'll grab my head.

"There are no elves, so you don't have to come back. Just go wandering around with these things." Ms. Chen smiled particularly amiably.

""I was wrong, you are indeed a stepmother.

The third day of rebirth in the third year of junior high school

Lu Yanchen, dragging two 28-inch suitcases and carrying a huge yellow luggage bag, walked towards the school bus under the earnest eyes of her parents, or to be precise, her mother.

He could already see the unbearable expression on his stupid deskmate's face. Hehe, wasn't it just to catch the elf? There was no need to be so excited. It was a series that couldn't be caught anyway.

According to the position arranged by the teacher, next to him was Xu Jimin.

"Why is it you again?" Lu Yanchen struggled to throw his luggage bag up and quickly grabbed the window seat.

Seo Jimin rolled his eyes.

"No.1 and No.9, No.2 and No.6"

Okay, needless to say, he understands.

"I obviously got No. 3 in the exam, but why do you think I feel like I'm third from the bottom when you say it?" Although the score was not obtained by him, it didn't stop him from showing off.

Lu Yanchen took the exam anyway.

Xu Jimin spread his hands and glanced through his extra-large luggage bag: "No, it's useless to bring so many things."

"Who said that? My mother is afraid that I won't be used to eating out." Lu Zhenli said confidently.

Being speechless, Xu Jimin continued to roll his eyes. Do you think he would believe it?

"Be careful if you roll your eyes too much and become King Carp." A strange little elf with bright red color, dead fish eyes, and 90.00% of his body made of fish bones.

Lu Yanchen, who is addicted to bullying children, continues to bully.