The whole world is raising elves

An elf who can do nothing but play dead.

By the way, elves really have the skill of pretending to be dead.

"You are really amazing." Lu Yanchen sighed to Chou Chou Yu sincerely.

"Puff, puff, puff!" The ugly fish slapped the water surface unhappily, obviously knowing that what the other party said was not a good thing.

This is very difficult. Lu Yanchen is holding his head, how can he let this ugly fish learn the most basic skills?

Generally speaking, all elves know how to hit, except for Magikarp. After all, that thing can only splash and jump. The way to learn collision is also very simple, it is just a hard punch.

In an ideal state, energy is related to the square of the object's mass and speed. Einstein's mass-energy equation emc2c is the speed of light, and c2 is the square of the speed of light, so this is what most people can understand. The faster the speed, the greater the force generated.

Of course, this is said in a scientific way, and there is nothing wrong with this theory, but in this world

Lu Yanchen really couldn't guarantee it.

After excluding various non-scientific settings, the question came, the speed of Chou Chou Fish, well, Lu Yanchen recalled it carefully and nodded silently.

The speed of the ChouChou fish is really impressive.

According to the saying in the game, you can never get the upper hand.

Although the reality is not turn-based like the game, the role of speed is not only whether it can strike first, but the most important thing is that speed can be linked to the evasion rate.

Even if the Ugly Fish can learn to hit, the blow it can give to the opponent is not enough, and it may even knock itself out due to the excessive impact force. After all, the effects of force are mutual.

Wait, there seems to be a good skill. Lu Yanchen's eyes lit up and he thought of a rare skill: "Scale Shot".

It is a rare skill to shoot out its own scales, causing 2 to 5 times of damage.

The basic skill requirements for Scale Shot came to Lu Yanchen's mind. The skill range of Scale Shot is about 0.5~1.5. The lethality is not high, but the attack power will also be superimposed when attacking continuously. In the end, if you are lucky and hit all five times, the damage will be Strength cannot be underestimated.

The learning method of scale shooting is not difficult. Lu Yanchen's mind came up with the limit values ​​of all the abilities of the ugly fish and the best way to learn scale shooting.

Is this considered cheating?

Lu Yanchen twitched the corner of his mouth, probably knowing how to use his golden finger.

In his mind, the Ugly Fish presented a three-dimensional picture, with data such as HP, attack, defense, speed, special attack, and special defense standing next to it.

The entire pattern of the Chou Chou Fish is dim gray, and its level is only three. On the side are a series of skills that can be learned, such as blizzard, water gun, praying for rain, etc.

Of course, next to skills is fitness.

The suitability of skills such as charm and enchantment is zero. In other words, even if the ugly fish learns these two skills, the opponent's elf will most likely have no reaction when using them.

In order for the ugly fish to master scale shooting, the speed and endurance of the ugly fish must first be improved. Lu Yanchen stood up, looked at the area of ​​the lake, and secretly calculated how many laps the ugly fish could swim with its endurance.

"Let's go swimming."

"puff"

The ugly fish tilted its head, and Lu Yanchen could clearly see the confusion in its eyes.

"Follow me, I'll ride the bike, you swim, let's do some warm-up exercises first." Lu Yanchen said to the ugly fish seriously, "If you want to evolve, you must first exercise, think about Menas."

The originally uninterested Chou Chou Fish instantly perked up after hearing the word Menas. Lu Yanchen thoroughly discovered that this little elf seemed to particularly love beauty.

Is this ugly fish a female?

It seems that if you have time, you need to take it to the testing center for a physical examination and check its gender.

Lu Yanchen got on his bicycle, and Chou Chou Fish followed him. They began to move around the lake one by one.

It took a total of 6 minutes to swim the first lap. According to the speed of the ugly fish, this result is converted into a boy running 1000 meters. It takes about 1000 minutes to run 5 meters, which is an absolute failure.

After the first lap, Lu Yanchen didn't need to say anything. The ugly fish had already turned its belly very consciously and started pretending to be dead.

"Hey, this is only the first lap. Our goal is three laps." Lu Yanchen still understands this very well, so he didn't think about making Chou Chou Fish super awesome at first.

The Chou Chou Fish completely ignored what Lu Yanchen was saying. It rolled its white belly and drifted with the current in the water like a dead fish. Even if it accidentally bumped into the big white goose, it didn't matter. If it was slapped aside by a wing, it would just follow the opponent. He swam sideways with all his strength.

However, a few baby ducks surrounded it curiously, and cautiously stretched out their wings to poke its belly.

A living toy.

"Don't you want to evolve into Menas?" Lu Yanchen, who was standing on the side of the road and couldn't bear to look at him, used his killer weapon.

The ugly fish flicked its fins and glanced at him silently, then continued to pretend to be dead. It seemed to be telling Lu Dichen through his actions that using the same trick twice was completely useless.

This guy is basically a man, right? Lu Yanchen couldn't help but draw a line.

What are the hobbies of Chou Chou Fish? Lu Yanchen began to look through the information in his brain. His brain seemed to have become an elf information library. There was a huge, shining room with towering bookshelves that recorded records. Countless elves have information and preferences, and can even clearly know individual preferences.

For example, his little elf likes

Yes, eat grapes

What kind of hobby is this? Lu Yanchen was a little confused. He continued to look down. The bug machine in his brain recorded this. He ate sweet and sour grapes with his previous owner and fell in love with the taste of grapes.

There are so many flaws that I can’t complain.

Lu Yanchen looked at the ugly fish floating lazily and casually in the lake, and sighed: "How about we exercise for a while, and then I buy you grapes?"

"puff"

The ugly fish quickly slipped out of the circle surrounded by the ducklings and swam to Lu Yanchen's side, eyes wide open with obvious anticipation.

In fact, from this point of view, this guy is actually like a child who only wants to get benefits before he is willing to exercise.

Lu Yanchen inexplicably gained a new understanding of the elf in front of him. Sure enough, no matter what kind of creature it is, it has its own personality. It is not just two words that define personality in the game.

Thinking of this, his dislike for the ugly fish was reduced a lot. Lu Yanchen curled his lips and reached out to touch the ugly fish. He felt the cold touch and the scales felt good to the touch.

"Let's eat grapes together after it's over."

"puff"

It turns out

Waste wood fish is waste wood fish

This ugly fish doesn’t even know what “working hard” means.

After coaxing and deceiving the Ugly Fish for three rounds, Lu Yanchen gave up. This guy is simply an old fool. This won't work. Even if he trains for another year, this guy won't be able to upgrade.

To change the way.

Lu Yanchen stared at the ugly fish with a faint gaze and gave a short sneer.