The whole world is raising elves

The sparrows that cover the sky are extremely spectacular to the naked eye.

As birds, don't they excrete while flying?

As a scientific boy, Lu Yanchen was very curious about the answer.

After all, birds will involuntarily excrete while flying to reduce their own weight. This kind of thing is considered basic common sense.

If such a large group of Spearow defecated together,

overwhelming

Suddenly I felt some indescribable smell.

Lu Yanchen's expression suddenly became extremely subtle.

When the dean saw the noisy children in the car, he didn't scold them. He just told them to pay attention to their safety and not to leave their seats or open the windows.

Never allow your head to stick out

After all, they were still teenagers, so everyone was excited for a while and then became quiet.

After all, the migration of the Spearow occurs once or twice a year. In terms of frequency, it is quite common.

"We will arrive at the training center after we get off the Hangyong Expressway. It takes another three hours to drive to the branch of the training center. It's almost five or six hours away."

"Hey, is it so long?"

In five or six hours, it would be possible to leave the province in the original world.

He was a little shocked.

"You can also think about the little friends you want. Not everyone can get their own little elf in the breeding center."

The dean took a vaccination in advance. Every year, there are children who don't get the elf and refuse to go back. Even if there is another chance in three months, they will cry to death.

The dean, who was not yet bald, touched his thinning hair and felt very heavy.

Children and other things are the most troublesome.

Lu Yanchen, who was distractedly listening to the dean's words and observing secretly, realized that this little guy Xu Jimin was really mature, not at all excited and overwhelmed by ordinary children.

Is this the difference between academic gods and ordinary people?

Looking at the other students in the car, they were either having a heated discussion about which elf to capture, or their attention was attracted by the group of Spearow.

As for sleeping

It's impossible, it's impossible to sleep. The elves are so cute and the gossip is so interesting. You won't feel tired if you're tired. You'll never feel tired in this life.

After more than five hours of driving, my buttocks were so painful just sitting all the way, not to mention that these silly kids were so excited that they didn’t even get out of the car and walk around when passing by a rest stop, urging the driver to hurry up.

What a terrible perseverance this is.

Therefore, when Lu Yanchen saw the huge stone building with the name "Zhejiang Elf Training Center" engraved on it, he almost burst into tears with excitement.

"When we get to the place where we are staying, we will take pictures from lowest to highest according to male and female stature. The girls will follow me, and the boys will follow Teacher Ling to place their luggage and gather in the lobby."

The dean stood up, and his movement immediately frightened everyone who was about to make a move, and they all huddled in their positions like quails.

The bus stopped slowly and stopped at the door of a huge silver-white semicircular building. There was a blue ball creature in the huge fountain, with a bunch of yellow sharp corners on the top of its head, and another one that looked like a goose's breast but was shaped like a heart. The "big white goose", of course, there are also ordinary swans

The world is still challenging human science.

There were already four or five buses parked nearby, and Lu Yanchen struggled to pick up his yellow backpack and get off the bus.

He originally thought he had enough luggage, but he was shocked when he saw a girl pushing five suitcases out from under the car.

"Okay, boys line up here." The dean stood aside and threw out a red and white elf ball. A white light flashed out and a pink ball with rabbit ears emerged from it.

"Jiggy Ding, help everyone get their luggage."

"Fat~"

Lu Yanchen silently stared at the elf that looked like a doll, and touched it as it passed by him. The short fluff felt great to the touch.

Smash it, smash it, recalling the fascinating feel, and ranked last.

There is no way anyone can call him tall.

"The room is for two people. You can't choose the room. Whichever one you draw will be the one."

Wang Xiao, the shortest, was the first to be drawn. He was ranked No. 8. In fact, his score was one point lower, but he was recommended because he did well in the previous exams. According to convention, each school has a few recommended places.

Fat Keding walked up to Lu Yanchen with the box in hand. He stared at the other person's short claws motionlessly. At first glance, it looked like he had no fingers at all.

"fat"

"Oh, I know." He took out the last card in the box, which was number three.

"Okay, everyone enters the room in order according to the serial number on the note. You have one hour to clean up. Clean up the hall and gather us for dinner. Then write the elf attributes you want in this card. Each person can only Write three and fill them in according to the cultivation manual, no alterations are allowed."

As expected of the dean, he is full of momentum.

Lu Yanchen pushed the suitcases with one hand and approached the semicircular building.

Smooth marble, green plants, machines full of high-tech feel, and even more pink and tender eggs than Pang Keding, with large white eggs on their chests.

Don't ask him how he still remembers these two elves.

The identical Joey all over the world, the identical police girl whose name I forgot, and the lucky eggs that will definitely appear in the elf center are simply the nightmare of a generation.

So here is also Miss Joy with pink hair and a white dress.

That must have been a horrific image.

"Little science: Geely eggs reproduce asexually, they only have females." Walking in front, the boy who looked like he had no attributes suddenly turned around.

"scare"

The frightened Lu Yanchen paused for a moment, then continued to follow as if nothing had happened.

After a while, Lu Yanchen struggled to look away from the large white eggs and asked with a serious expression: "Are their eggs edible?"

"Of course. Can't you eat your eggs? I heard they taste very good."

""Nonsense eggs can be eaten, who knows if elf eggs can be eaten, "how delicious" Lu Yanchen, who was extremely hungry, ignored the girl's complaints and asked unwillingly.

"I haven't tried it before. One piece is about two to three hundred RMB, which is too expensive."

""It's really expensive

"But they will give their eggs to injured humans or elves."

"Is it still too late for me to jump off the building?"

"Hey Hey hey"

After chatting for a while, he arrived at the dormitory. He also saw many students from other schools. As for why he knew they were students from other schools

Thanks to Datianchao’s school uniforms, which are still recognizable, it is no longer a dream to identify the school by looking at the clothes.

Although he was not familiar with the Sanwu boy, after chatting for a while, Lu Yanchen greeted him warmly and prepared to leave: "My room No. [-] will be evacuated first."

"I'm No. [-], chat back."