Librarians in the Marvel Universe

This guy fell into a deep sleep in less than a second, and his stomach roared like thunder from time to time. This dead dog doesn't know that even if you give him a Lingchi at this time... he may cut his flesh. It was only when the cut was halfway through that he might wake up.

After sleeping for 12 hours, Zhang Tianzhi looked at the computer screen and wondered. He thought he would sleep for three days and three nights.Unexpectedly, after only sleeping for 12 hours...he was full, and this guy felt dissatisfied like a lunatic.

Then Zhang Tianzhi felt like he was exploding, as if his own mother was shattered!That ass-exploding feeling!Tsk tsk... This guy didn't even have time to grab the toilet paper, so he rolled and crawled into the toilet.

What a poop...poop!This shit is so big that the whole world is shattered. One shit in a lifetime...the toilet is full...and it can't be flushed away!

It was so refreshing that Zhang Tianzhi felt like a spring was full of flowers, the atomic bomb exploded, the earth was destroyed...the universe turned into nothingness...and returned to its original shit.

As for the aftermath?

After half an hour passed, Zhang Tianzhi couldn't escape anymore. This was the standard toilet in his beloved small bedroom!

Zhang Tianzhi blocked his nostrils with toilet paper and looked at the toilet. His mouth was filled with dog feces!

"Hey, hello! How many kilograms of shit did I poop?" Zhang Tianzhi stared at the shit he pooped over and over again, feeling a little nauseous in his heart. After all, it was his own poop and not someone else's. Otherwise, otherwise This guy must be vomiting directly.

At this time, Zhang Tianzhi made another discovery, hello... His tongue has been touching the roof of his mouth, how disgusting... His tongue has been touching the roof of his mouth: the first step of Yijin Marrow Cleansing Method It has been two days and two nights since the second step, and Jingxing is also more than two days and two nights away.

So the question is, how to calculate the extra work?The answer is in vain. Wow, this answer makes Zhang Tianzhi feel sad and want to cry. This is a big loss!

I was so hungry that Zhang Tianzhi started crying in his stomach.Although he was so hungry, Zhang Tianzhi was still staring at the pile of shit he had... definitely weighed more than 30 kilograms.

It seemed like eating, but there was such a horrible pile of shit in the toilet of his beloved little bedroom, which made Zhang Tianzhi unable to make a choice for the first time in his life.

Should you eat first?Or should we deal with the dog poop in the toilet first?The first situation is that he is starving to death. The second situation is that if he eats first and then deals with this horrible piece of shit, he will definitely vomit and spit out everything he has eaten!

"It's better to deal with your own poop first. You must be quick! Try to finish it within 5 minutes." Zhang Tianzhi quickly left the toilet and found the bag, and put the three bags together.Put your poop in a bag...and if the bag leaks or can't handle such a big load...that's an absolute horror.

At this moment, Zhang Tianzhi didn't realize that he was walking very fast and his body was very light... A groove had been pushed out of his upper jaw, and there were deep and crisscrossing lines in the groove... The Baihui point on the top of his head was also With the bulge, the bulge of Baihui point on the top of the head reveals the vertical and horizontal lines of the groove of the palate.

A groove has been pushed out of the upper jaw, and the Baihui point on the top of the head has also bulged. The bulge reveals the vertical and horizontal lines of the upper jaw groove!

This situation does not even appear in the description of "Wuzhuangguan". Even gods can't expect such a thing to happen?It was clearly agreed that three days and three nights of silent starvation on the roof of the tongue would be enough. How could a fool who is obsessed with playing games appear and do it for five days and five nights?But it’s a good thing, there’s no doubt about it…

At the very least... this made Zhang Tianzhi virtually taller by one centimeter.

Little fat man Zhang Tianzhi didn't notice that he had lost weight, and his originally ubiquitous belly had shrunk by 8 points.Let me tell you a joke: Zhang Tianzhi never looks in the mirror, so he has no idea what he looks like?Why do you want to hurt your self-esteem by looking at yourself in the mirror?

This... How to put the shit in the toilet into a bag is a huge problem that can torture Zhang Tianzhi to death.

"Oh my God." Zhang Tianzhi collapsed beside the toilet and cried, really cried.I had an empty bag in my hand but couldn't put the shit in the toilet into the bag.

Do you hold your own shit in your hands and pour it into the bag?

A few seconds later, Zhang Tianzhi left the toilet and walked towards the trash can. This walking speed must have been the fastest in his life, catching up with his trotting speed once in ten years.

When Zhang Tianzhi returned to the toilet again, he had a bowl in his hand. He was crying and retching... and put the feces in the toilet into a bag.When there was still a little shit left in the toilet, Zhang Tianzhi pressed the button and the shit was flushed away.

Carrying more than 30 kilograms of feces and walking out of the small bedroom, Zhang Tianzhi, who was starving to death, didn't even feel the weight of the bag in his hands.Do you want to ask him to lift 30 pounds of things instead?That’s impossible in this life, right?Too heavy and it will tire him out.

Zhang Tianzhi breathed a sigh of relief as his mission was completed.

The people who come to collect the garbage tomorrow will cry, there is a big bag of horrible shit in it!Zhang Tianzhi threw the bag in his hand from three meters away with great strength. The bag containing feces was obviously broken when it hit the trash can!

Zhang Tianzhi trotted away. He was still about 700 steps away from the canteen. He was sure that if he ran to the canteen at this speed, he would starve to death before arriving.

Here comes the little fat boy Zhang Tianzhi’s first fast sprint in his life.

The wind was howling. It turned out that this was how it felt to run faster. It was a little refreshing. Zhang Tianzhi felt that he liked this feeling a little bit.

Zhang Tianzhi, who still smelled obviously of shit, came to the cafeteria silently as usual.

Ten yuan a pound of steak, eight bottles of Coke... This guy had a shitty attitude and ignored anyone. He silently came to the corner of the cafeteria and started eating.

After eating and drinking, Zhang Tianzhi suddenly felt that the world was so bright and splendid. Why hadn't he noticed it before?

The National Library has a small number of staff, but the cafeteria is very large.Zhang Tianzhi only knew one person, of course that old woman An Rui who was talking nervously.

An Rui looks down on Zhang Tianzhi. If it weren't for the fact that Zhang Tianzhi was the victim of the disaster four years ago and lost his family and everything, Zhang Tianzhi would use fantasy to fill in his past... An Rui would definitely Swearing, Zhang Tianzhi is too degenerate and a scumbag.

An Rui rubbed her eyes in the distance. Is this still the Zhang Tianzhi in her impression?She saw this guy rush into the cafeteria with her own eyes. He was so fast. As an old woman, she must have been unable to run at a speed in her life.After this guy entered the cafeteria, he started walking. He walked very fast, and there was wind in his walking. The key was that the wind carried an obvious smell of shit!

I'm so energetic, this feeling is like being hit by a car... I was so nervous like before!Even breathing the air is so refreshing. The air has a strange fragrance. The more you breathe in, the better it feels. It feels so good!

Zhang Tianzhi stood up and patted his belly as a habit. Where was his belly?Nima Hi is missing!Then the guy frowned and left the cafeteria with a narrow look on his face.

"It's strange. My cute little belly is gone! Could it have something to do with that piece of shit? I feel a little uncomfortable when I walk, and it's a little floaty. Is this a little floaty a good thing or a bad thing? Good God Refreshing, this refreshing feeling must be a good thing..."

When he returned to his beloved little bedroom, which still smelled like shit, Zhang Tianzhi grabbed his flip-flops and beat "Five Village Views" for one minute.If I had known that there would be so much shit, why not write it in a book?It made me suffer a lot from the shit I pooped.

Time to fight!

It was time to clean his beloved little bedroom, and Zhang Tianzhi was busy talking for a long time.Another hour later, Zhang Tianzhi stared at the "Wuzhuang Temple" on the ground with some confusion, not knowing what he was thinking.

"It seems to have worked. At least my belly is gone. I can walk easily and quickly. I used to feel a little tired after going back and forth to the cafeteria and the small bedroom. Now, not only do I go back and forth, Even after two hours of cleaning, I don’t feel tired at all." Zhang Tianzhi said to himself and nodded slightly. After a while, the man curiously rolled from the bed to the floor, and then rolled to "Wuzhuangguan" and opened it. Go to the second page.

: The third step of the Yijin Marrow Cleansing Method; press your finger against the temple, and you need to push out the concave spot on the temple within one day... This is the real first step of the Yijin Marrow Cleansing Method, and it is also the first step to eliminate impurities from the body. step......