Librarians in the Marvel Universe

Returning to his small bedroom, Zhang Tianzhi habitually turned on the computer and started playing games. After playing several evenly matched and victorious competitive games, Zhang Tianzhi cheered and danced his own original dance in the bedroom... ...very funny dance.

Yes, this guy is an expert at playing games, a typical hard-working player. There is also a small notebook next to the computer. Most of the notebooks record game tactics, hero characteristics, combination lineups, various characteristics and advantages... ..The reverse side of the book records his marked ID, which is the player Zhang Tianzhi dislikes and dislikes. As long as he encounters and wins in the game, he will definitely be the target of ridicule!

"Haha, the ID is so handsome that it alarmed the Party Central Committee. This player played well. I will make an exception today and mark a player who played well." Zhang Tianzhi hurriedly picked up the notebook and wrote down the ID number.

Forgot, about the existence of "Wuzhuang Temple"... Zhang Tianzhi really completely forgot about it after he woke up.The guy then played several more games and marked several new enemies and recorded them in a small notebook.

Before he knew it, it was already dawn. It was already nine o'clock when Zhang Tianzhi was looking at the computer. He didn't want to have breakfast in the cafeteria. After the sudden thought of eating rice came to him last night, this thought followed him like a torment. .

How about ordering takeout?Zhang Tianzhi opened the website and ordered a twice-cooked pork, side dish tofu soup, and pickled fish from the Chinese restaurant.

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Tianzhi started scratching his head again. It was not an ordinary distance from the small bedroom to the entrance of the National Library, and it was even more disgusting!The security there always looked at him with strange eyes, asking him to show his work ID, and then holding his work ID against the computer to check. If this was not enough, the security would also call him to confirm the authenticity of Zhang Tianzhi's existence.

Is there any mistake?Isn’t it that Zhang Tianzhi is a little chubby, a little honest, and a little temperamental? Does he need to verify like this?Very, very hurtful to your self-esteem!Yes, yes, you guys are all handsome guys with good temperament, or you are experts or professors with academic qualifications and status. Even the security guards are tall and powerful, and you live a busy life...

Oops, Zhang Tianzhi sighed, he is not the kind of person who orders your takeout and just refuses it.Let's go out to get takeout. Zhang Tianzhi slapped his forehead and realized that he hadn't washed his hair for several days...

After finally returning from this meal with takeout, Zhang Tianzhi secretly swore in his heart that he would never order takeout again for a month!

After eating and drinking enough to stretch his belly like a woman in labor, Zhang Tianzhi burped happily. "Hmph! A burp like this is a real burp!"

Zhang Tianzhi is rich, absolutely rich, of course, it is relatively rich.The government compensated him US$15, plus the monthly salary of the National Library administrator of US$5. A timid and easily satisfied little fat guy like him...the monthly cost is not It cost [-] US dollars at the party. He ordered takeout and bought it together with other people's plates. The plates, chopsticks, etc. were thrown into the trash can after eating.

When Zhang Tianzhi was leaving the bedroom to throw away the garbage, he tripped and fell. The dining garbage was scattered all over the floor, and his overstretched belly hit the ground... It was inevitable that the anus was not clamped tightly, and some air leaked there. I almost couldn't control it in time and sprayed something out.

In short, Zhang Tianzhi's face was red with pain and he was so angry that he pulled out the flip-flops from his feet and started to fight. Of course, the one he hit was the "Wuzhuangguan" who tripped him.

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"I, Zhang Tianzhi, am very angry!" Zhang Tianzhi continued to fight, but his first action was to reach into his pants and carefully touch the butt crack... Fortunately, just a little bit of human energy leaked out, As for the very real kind of feces, there was no spewing out at all.

Anyway, if the original owner of the book "Wuzhuangguan" saw Zhang Tianzhi treating him like this... he would definitely kill him instantly.

The real owner of "Wuzhuang Temple" is... Zhen... Yuan... Zi, the one who recruited Sun Wukong in one move!The owner of the ginseng fruit tree must be respected by Bodhisattvas, and the Tathagata must also give three cents of respect to the being!

Finally, Zhang Tianzhi wiped the first page of "Wuzhuangguan" with the middle finger of his left hand that he had just touched his buttocks, and then put it to his nose to smell it. "It still has some flavor."

After tidying up the small bedroom, Zhang Tianzhi yawned. He became angry when he saw "Wuzhuangguan" and couldn't help but pick up his flip-flops and hit him a few times to relieve his anger.

To practice or not to practice is a question. Zhang Tianzhi thinks in his heart that he should practice. If the practice is very painful and tiring, then he should consider the question of whether to practice or not. If it still hurts... then he will definitely not practice. !

The question now is whether to practice today or not?I played games all night last night and felt a little tired.

"Fuck you!" Zhang Tianzhi threw himself on the bed. It's better to wait until tomorrow to talk about this kind of thing. There is a lot of time, so why bother yourself? This is stupid, okay?

Zhang Tianzhi suffered from insomnia for the first time. They say curiosity can kill a cat, but now Zhang Tianzhi's curiosity is torturing him.

I lay in bed for several hours and couldn't sleep. I counted 99 sheep... Zhang Tianzhi jumped up from the bed angrily and stared at "Wuzhuangguan" with hatred on his face. He got off One movement was to grab the flip-flops next to the bed.

"Hey, hello! Are you not practicing or sleeping? I'll practice to death..." Zhang Tianzhi grabbed the flip-flops and hit "Wuzhuangguan" twice on the face as punishment, and quickly turned around Go to the second page.

: The first step of the muscle-improving marrow cleansing method: starve for three days, during which you can only drink water.The first and second steps need to be done at the same time.

Zhang Tianzhi looked confused and read the first step of the Yijin Marrow Cleansing Method over and over again 100 times.Yes this is true!That’s really what it says!

"Haha!" Zhang Tianzhi bit his cheek with a narrow look on his face. "You probably don't know my glorious deeds of sleeping for six days and six nights, right? Let your uncle see what you do in the second step. If you can't do anything good in the three steps, let's see how I deal with it. you!"

: The second step of the Yijin Marrow Cleansing Method; the tongue is placed on the roof of the mouth, and a groove needs to be made on the palate within three days of starvation. The deeper the groove is, the better the effect...

"This is unscientific! Use your tongue to bend the bones of the roof of your mouth? Are you stupid? The first and second steps are actually connected. Does that mean you won't sleep?" Zhang Tianzhi had already stood up, and after a while He walked back and forth in the small bedroom with a narrow face. He looked a little angry when he was thinking, and from time to time he would glare and hate the innocent "Wuzhuang Guan" on the ground.

: The third step of the Yijin Marrow Cleansing Method; press your finger against the temple, and you need to push out the concave spot on the temple within one day... This is the real first step of the Yijin Marrow Cleansing Method, and it is also the first step to eliminate impurities from the body. step......