Hogwarts Abnormal Raiders

My name is Ma Xiaolong. An unimaginable situation happened around me. I must escape immediately and find...my clothes.

Someone is here, kidnapped, is there anyone in charge?

Ma Xiaolong, who was naked, covered his lower body with his hands and looked around blankly in a very shameful posture.

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He was now in a vast white space, unable to see anything.

If you have watched Love Apartment, you will find that the environment is similar to the "inner little theater" inside.

Just when he was at a loss, the space suddenly shrunk sharply, and an entity image gradually appeared, wrapping him in a space of several square meters.

Hey, this environment seems a bit familiar.

Small and enclosed, bright and comfortable.

Damn it, isn’t this the bathroom of the house I rented?

This marble sink, this stainless steel faucet, this bathtub, this shower, and this curtain are all exactly the same.

Ma Xiaolong, who was so startled that he took a step back, staggered again, as if he tripped over something, and sat down, feeling like he was sitting on a familiar hollow seat cushion.

I lowered my head and looked, oh my gosh. Isn’t this the exclusive throne and smart little toilet that I visit several times every day in the bathroom, with fair skin, beautiful face, smooth and watery skin?

What's going on with all this?

Just as the music of "Kid, do you have a lot of shit" echoed in his mind, a piece of letter suddenly appeared and floated in front of him.

Immediately afterwards, the letter changed into the shape of a mouth and said in Ma Xiaolong's favorite green tea voice:

"It's nice to meet you, the destined one in the prophecy. I hope this can make you feel relaxed."

Ma Xiaolong's outlook on life was so shocked that he even forgot to hide his shame and said tremblingly:

"You, you, who are you? Am I dreaming?"

The mouth on the letter said: "I come from a very far away place, but in your memory, I found a lot of fragments about our place. You should be very familiar with our world."

Ma Xiaolong: "...I know, you are an alien, right? I have watched many science fiction movies. You want to capture me and slice me up for study."

Letter: "No, it's fate. I come from Hogwarts. It's actually the Hogwarts in your memory, a magic school that teaches magic knowledge. Although your so-called movie novels are somewhat different from our world. , but overall the concept is the same."

Ma Xiaolong was silent for a while, and suddenly became excited: "So, if this school really exists, then I am admitted. You want to recruit me into the school? The admissions process is so dreamy now. What are we going to do next?"

Questions came one after another, making the letter a little silent. After a while, he interrupted:

"Please stay calm, destined person. Although I am a sample of the first version of the admission notice, I am not the admission notice, and you have not been admitted. In fact, I have checked your body and you do not have wizard blood. You won't be able to awaken your magic power. In our words, you are a complete Muggle."

Ma Xiaolong: "..."

A head of cold water was poured on his head, and Ma Xiaolong seemed to hear the sound of glass breaking.

"Then why do you want to go to all this trouble to get me here, throw me in the bathroom, and even take off my clothes? You are a pervert."

Ma Xiaolong covered his chest with one hand and his lower body with the other and said with shame and anger.

The sweet female voice on the letter said: "These are actually the information I extracted from your memory.

According to the data I have observed, your mental state seems to be most relaxed in such an environment.

When you sing naked in the bathroom while taking a shower, your mood is at the most pleasurable peak of the day. In addition, when you sit on the toilet to relieve yourself, your brain seems to be unusually relaxed.

And it will generate many wild and wild associations, and even think about the philosophical relationship between the Big Bang and the disappearance of toilet paper for no reason.

So, I think putting you in this familiar environment allows you to communicate more effectively without panicking and wasting precious time. "

Ma Xiaolong: "..."

Ma Xiaolong felt like he was being stripped naked for people to see, which made him want to die.

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"Why are you violating people? I'm warning you. Stop this inhumane behavior immediately. Let me go immediately. I'm going crazy and I'm afraid I won't hear you."

Ma Xiaolong was helpless and furious.

Letter: "I'm sorry, I can't meet your request. I have been given permanent 100% Legilimency magic, so I will automatically extract your memory for analysis and induction."

"You, please, please return my clothes to my head office."

Ma Xiaolong tried to save his last bit of dignity.

"can."

With a flash of light, Ma Xiaolong finally felt the feeling of being wrapped in soft clothes, which made him sigh in relief.

Fortunately, the second brother finally no longer has to live on the streets.

"Also...can you stop talking to me in this tone? I feel a little uncomfortable."

Ma Xiaolong, who used to be a bit vocal, now looked at a piece of paper and made a fuss to himself, vomiting, and seemed a little nauseous.

"Okay, I thought you would like the sound."

"Is it okay now?" Bingshan's voice was devoid of any emotion.

"...can you add some humanity?"

"That's it." A girl's voice sounded with a sneer.

"A little more."

"Are you ready?" Yu Jie said with some sarcasm.

"Why are there such unfriendly voices?" Ma Xiaolong was mad.

"In your memory, there is a kind of audio-visual content called animation. I have observed that you seem to prefer this type of character..."

"Stop, stop, stop. I was wrong. You can use whatever you like. I have no objection. I accept them all."

Stop cheating, you will commit suicide, this is too shameful...

"I agree to your request. In this case, we can proceed to the next step of communication. With all due respect, so far, the efficiency between us is still very low. Therefore, in the next time, I hope you can keep quiet. , listen to my narration, and you can ask questions later, okay?"

"Please tell me..." After noticing the somewhat tough attitude of the letter, Ma Xiaolong said wisely.

"In my time and space, more than 1000 AD, the four founders of Hogwarts received a prophecy..."

After half an hour.

Letter: "So they created me and sent me to wander through the gaps in time and space, looking for the person in the prophecy."

"So, I am that person and you want me to go to your world, not only to fulfill the ten wishes I wrote, but also to relieve the big crisis in your world."

Ma Xiaolong, who seemed to understand, pointed at his nose and said.