Hogwarts Abnormal Raiders

At that moment, I didn’t notice that my adventure story seemed to have taken a different path. It wasn’t until later that I realized that this guide seemed unusual.

Memoirs of Ma Xiaolong

"Boss, are you serious?"

Crabbe was stunned for a while before he asked carefully.

"I'm just telling you nonsense, don't take it seriously."

Malfoy looked at everyone's dull eyes and quickly explained.

In fact, few people take it seriously.

After getting along for a long time, Goyle and Crabbe knew that Malfoy often spoke German words that others could not understand.

The other little wizards just wanted to confirm if Slytherin had recruited a madman this year.

"I've heard that when translated into Latin, these words mean one sentence: May Merlin bless you."

The little wizard sitting opposite Malfoy suddenly said, with a friendly and somewhat proud smile on his face.

"Interesting answer." Malfoy praised. "Hello, I'm Draco Malfoy."

Malfoy held out his greasy right hand.

The person on the other side was stunned for a moment, and also extended the hand that had just taken the steak.

"Brace Zabini, nice to meet you, Malfoy."

The two greasy hands held each other for a moment and then separated quickly.

Malfoy felt like he had heard this name somewhere before.

It's a pity that he only reviewed the last part before traveling through time, otherwise he would have known that this was actually one of his future friends.

As for the explanation of this sentence, Malfoy actually saw another one on the Internet.

The wise Ravenclaw thinks that people in other houses are idiots, the brave Gryffindor thinks that other houses will just cry when they are in danger, and Slytherin, who values ​​​​blood, thinks that half-bloods and mudbloods are just remnants. The upright and hard-working Hufflepuff believes that students in other houses are too screwy and should adjust their prejudices.

But there is no need to say it here. What if it causes public outrage?

The opening party has turned into a quarrel. Why is it so chaotic?

The Daily Prophet's front page headlines are now available for pre-order.

As he was eating, Malfoy suddenly felt a chill coming up his back, making him shiver.

"Well, why did it suddenly get cold? Is the central air conditioning in Hogwarts so bad?"

Malfoy looked up and saw that the little wizards around him were looking at him in surprise, and some even covered their mouths in horror.

What's going on

"Malfoy, look next to you."

Blaise reminded quietly.

Malfoy felt strange and turned to look.

Aiya, I go

Where did the monsters come from?

I saw a translucent ghost suddenly sitting next to Malfoy, with a haggard face, ragged clothes, and bright red blood stains on his body.

A strong chain was wrapped around various places on his body, making him look like he was being tied up for play.

In addition, this ghost looks very ugly, has no hair, has dull eyes, and holds his chin with both hands, as if he is thinking about some profound issue.

Malfoy, who was startled, suddenly realized that this was Slytherin's resident ghost, Bloody Barrow.

Brother, don't be so sudden, okay? People can scare people, no, ghosts can scare people, and they can even scare people to death, okay?

No wonder Mrs. Gray doesn't like you. With your looks, how blind do you have to be to like you?

Malfoy sighed.

Hogwarts is good, but there are too few things in the world.

Malfoy knew that ghosts would actually attend the opening party.

Didn't you see that Gryffindor's resident ghost, Sir Nicholas, is sitting opposite Harry?

It's just that Bloody Barro didn't know where he went for a wander, and he just came back now.

By coincidence, I happened to be sitting next to Malfoy.

I don’t know who came up with the idea to force people to attend the banquet even though they knew ghosts couldn’t eat.

I don't mean to bully people... I'm just a bully.

If you really want to be sincere, you could put two pig heads on the table, get some fruits and vegetables, and put two incense sticks in there as an offering.

This ghost also has to talk about human rights, right?

Malfoy stuck a piece of pork chop with his fork, raised it in front of Bloody Barrow, and asked kindly:

"Mr. Barrow, you want to eat too, would you like to try a piece?"

Bloody Barrow's stiff head slowly turned around, his scarlet eyes staring straight at Malfoy without saying a word.

The two looked at each other in silence for a few seconds.

The little wizards around him didn't dare to breathe, and watched this scene nervously.

After a long time, Bloody Barrow squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "No need."

Malfoy took back his hand calmly and smiled slightly: "Sorry, I forgot that you can't eat it, so I will enjoy it myself."

Bloody Barrow: "......"

What's going on, little brother?

Do you think you are very humorous?

Blaise on the opposite side secretly gave a thumbs up.

Malfoy shrugged, not caring.

What's the matter.

Do you think I've watched so many horror movies for nothing?

At this time, Sir Nicholas at the next table to prove that he was not in vain, tore off his own head.

There is only a piece of skin attached to the neck.

The bloody scene made many little wizards who were enjoying their food almost vomit.

Oh, look at other people’s ghosts and their unique skills.

Malfoy glanced at Bloody Barrow. Tell me, what can you do? You can't even put on a show.

Perhaps because he couldn't stand Malfoy's regretful eyes, Bloody Barrow finally gave up thinking, got up and drifted to another place.

Well, let's go now

Your mental quality is not good either.

Malfoy felt regretful and should have talked more.

He was quite curious about how the ghost really felt. Did he feel as light as a swallow?

Will it get stuck when passing through the wall? Have you ever been to the women's toilet to steal... Well, forget it, I'll interview you again when I get a chance.

In the eyes of others, Malfoy should not come to Slytherin, but to Gryffindor.

You are so brave. Aren't you afraid that people will want to talk to you in the middle of the night?

"Is this really okay?" Goyle asked quietly.

"I'm just having a friendly exchange, any questions?" Malfoy replied casually.

There are indeed many ghosts in Hogwarts, but these ghosts will not harm students.

Even Peeves would only play tricks on students occasionally without causing much consequence.

Otherwise, Lao Deng would have saved them long ago.

Bloody Baron's silence was like a ghost of gold, so he would occasionally suppress Peeves, and other times he wouldn't pay attention to anyone.

However, it was mentioned in the letter from the prefect to the new students.

If you get along with Barrow, he might be willing to scare people for you.

Thinking of this, Malfoy seriously suspected that someone had bribed Bloody Barrow just to scare himself.

The reason is probably because he is jealous of his handsomeness

Damn it, don't let me catch you

Malfoy stabbed a piece of steak hard.

At this time, the senior students next to him suddenly started chatting.

"Hey, have you heard?"

"what"

"Our Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher has changed again this year."

"What's going on? Didn't Professor Tris teach well last year? I especially liked the lesson he gave us about vampires. It was so vivid."

"Who says otherwise? I heard that Professor Terry has always been interested in potions. He has been staying at Hogwarts to develop new potions during the holidays."

"Isn't this great? It just squeezes out the dean. The dean is too serious. When I take his class, I don't even dare to let out a fart. I hold it in so hard that I almost get sick."

"What's good? Professor Terrys did develop a new magic potion, but he didn't find a mouse to test it. He drank it himself first, and guess what happened?"

"What's wrong? Could it be that Professor Terrys poisoned him to death?"

"It's worse than that, Professor Tris, he's transgendered"

"Oh...um what'sthe"

"This potion was originally developed to treat wizards' infertility problems. The fertility rate among wizards has always been poor. The same is true in Professor Tris's family. The couple has been unable to have children. When they went to the hospital, they found out that it was their own problem. , that’s why I spent so much energy switching to Potions.”

"So that's it. I said that when I saw him several times last year, he always looked gloomy. So that's the root cause."

"Yes, it's a pity. It was developed with great difficulty. I don't know what went wrong or whether the medicine was too strong. The good hunk turned into a young girl. It's so terrible. Poor Professor Terry is still lying in St. Mungo's. He is being treated at the Magic Hospital."

"It's so scary...

Then tell me, when we see him again in the future, should we call him Mr. Therese, or Mrs. Therese..."

"This... you must still call me professor. Are you looking for a slap?"

"That's right...then who is our Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher this year?"

"That's it. Did you see him? He's sitting next to our dean, with a headband like Ah San's."

"Hey, why is this person so weird? He looks like a fool."

"It looks like it to me. People from several colleges are betting on what exactly is growing on his head, and it's so well hidden."

"Don't be too curious, maybe he is just bald."

"Maybe."

Malfoy pricked up his ears and listened, his expression gradually dulled, and he even forgot to eat the meat around his mouth.

A macho man turns into a girl

This is... too exciting

Phew, he meant it was just incredible.

It turns out that the way to treat infertility is to take over the heavy responsibility from your wife and shoulder it yourself?

But here comes the problem, both husband and wife are the same, where should he buy the goods from?

Is it possible that he can still produce and sell it on his own?

Hiss~

Malfoy gasped again.

Magic is indeed great and profound. It is great and profound.

After all, I still underestimated the heroes of the world

Malfoy pondered for a moment and suddenly realized a problem.

It is said that the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is cursed.

It was because when Lao Fu and Lao Deng applied for this position, they were ruthlessly rejected. Later, they became angry and put a curse on this class.

All Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers will be unable to serve for more than one year due to various accidents.

Not many people believed this in the first place.

It was not until later that the first dozen professors died or were seriously injured due to various accidents that everyone finally understood the seriousness of the matter.

It forced Lao Deng to travel all over the world when he was old, just to find a teacher who could teach.

You see, the writer Lockhart from the second part, a big parallel importer, was also caught.

The meaning is just one thing, you can do well in class, but you must have

Otherwise, it would be difficult for Lao Deng to report the teaching budget... Well, I'm getting too far off topic.

What do you mean, why didn’t Lao Deng come in person?

Nonsense, that old Deng, he is also afraid of curses

You can't joke around at such an old age.