My brother in Douluo continent is Tang San

Blue Star, China.

A young man of about 20 years old was watching TV on his mobile phone in his room. Yes, it was the Douluo Dalu anime premiering on TengTV.

His name is Tang Xiao, a 19-year-old teenager who was admitted to Xiamen University this year. Now he is on vacation, so he is bored and watches TV every day to pass the time.

"Well, this character is good-looking, and Ning Rongrong is not bad either. He is much prettier than Xiao Wu. I really want to go to Douluo Continent." Tang Xiao thought to himself.

"Young man, do you really want to travel through time? I can help you."

Suddenly, a voice sounded in Tang Xiao's ears.

"Holy crap, who is talking?"

Tang Xiao felt dizzy. When he opened his eyes, he found that the surroundings were dark, and there was a domineering and handsome man standing in front of him, looking at him with a majestic look.

"Who are you?" Tang Xiao asked.

"I am the Emperor of Heaven, and my Taoist name is Yuntian. Just call me Emperor of Heaven."

"What? You are the Emperor of Heaven, are you really so powerful? Where is this?" Tang Xiao asked in disbelief.

"This is endless void."

"What do you mean? Can't I go back?" Tang Xiao asked in horror.

"Go back? Didn't you say you want to travel through time? This emperor can satisfy you, and you can make three requests to me, and I will agree to them free of charge."

"...Is it really possible to travel through time? But...the other world is too dangerous. I'm afraid that if I die accidentally, it will be a big injustice."

"So, you don't want to travel through time anymore?"

"Well, I still think it's better to live a normal life." Tang Xiao replied.

"This emperor is so disappointed. However, you have to travel through time, and you have to travel through time if you don't want to! I can't help you!"

"Boom—"

At this time, countless dazzling white lights fell down and fell on Tang Xiao.

"Ahhh~"

Tang Xiao let out a miserable scream and squatted down with his head in his hands, looking very painful.

There were more and more thunder and lightning, and Tang Xiao's screams became weaker and weaker, and finally he lay down helplessly.

"What did you do to me? Why am I in so much pain?" Tang Xiao asked feebly.

"This is the soul-quenching thunder descended by this emperor. It can enhance your soul consciousness to prevent your soul from being too fragile and annihilated when you travel through time."

"Don't worry, you are a soul now, so when you reach the fifth level of soul, I will let you time travel. By the way, I have three requirements."

……

After several years, there is endless emptiness.

"Lord Emperor of Heaven, can I travel through time now?" Tang Xiao asked in awe.

After all, he has been tortured a lot in these years, tempering his soul, refining his body, learning how to refine medicine, forging, and forming formations... So, he can be considered proficient now. With all the skills, I should be able to protect myself by traveling through time.

"Well, you can time travel. If you have any requests, you can ask me. I can help you solve them, but you can only ask for three!"

"Uh, let me ask, what other world will I travel to?"

"Douluo Continent."

"What? I didn't mean I wanted to..."

"Well, my three requests are:

First, I want to possess the Nine-clawed Golden Dragon Spirit.

Second, I want to have a pair of Ziwei Emperor Eyes.

Third, I want to have a powerful early warning function. "

"OK, okay, no problem at all."

"It's okay, you can time travel."

"I..." Tang Xiao seemed to want to say something more, but suddenly his vision went dark, and then his consciousness became blurred.

……

"Huh, I finally got him away, otherwise I wouldn't be able to write this anymore." Yun Tian smiled.

PS: Since this is Chapter 1 and it is a wedge, I will tell you a joke.

……

Title: Yongle Farce

Author: Emperor Yuntian, Ai Chenzi, tomorrow

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【Ai Chenzi】

Emperor Yongle

Under Zong Ming

Young Emperor is young

Lu Gong assists the government

The world is centrifugal

Tan Gong came to power

Zefu Bafang

Gifts to the world

【天帝云天】

All heroes rise together

Compete in the world

Mr. Tan was frightened

Send troops to suppress

But did not expect

Was actually killed

【Ai Chenzi】

Time travel after killing

Come to me

Make it clear what the country is

Hongzhi Shifang

Rebellious thief Lu Gong

Killed by Tan

【天帝云天】

But there is one person

called tomorrow

Hold high the flag of justice

Under the influence

All the people follow

Overthrow Tan Gong

【Ai Chenzi】

Mr. Tan is calm

no panic

hand grip system

Summon a warrior

Guo Shi Wushuang

There is Zhang Liang in the dynasty

There is Han Xin in the evening

Today there is Yue Fei

It's obvious

Vast

Conquer the Ming thieves

【天帝云天】

Ming Emperor Shenwu

Talent and strategy

board nine days

Invite the gods

Invincible

The beginning of the dynasty

Twilight reaches the sky

Today there is Lao Tzu

Ming You Hongjun

The heavens were shocked

All worlds surrendered

【Ai Chenzi】

Mr. Tan trembled

System Upgrade

modern weapons

airplane rocket

Endless

nuclear bomb missile

Coming out with head held high

Fight against the sky

Martial Universe

super seminary

Came here to help

【tomorrow】

Emperor Ming's Holy Martial Arts

Not surprised at all

Connecting all worlds

Please come out of the three-body

Charm one hundred

Tan Bing defected

Ming army attacks

Tan Thief is frightened

Summon generals

Want to fight back

Counterattack fails

Captured instead

Emperor Ming's accountability

The thief sneered

Summon a plane

want to escape

Three-body civilization

Technology is awesome

Lay down the sky

Additional ground network

signal interference

Plane malfunction

Between life and death

System appears

Take out the nuclear bomb

want to bomb

I take action

Yin Yang and Five Elements

plus wormhole

The system was captured

Tan Thief is helpless

Can only plead guilty

Emperor Ming asked:

Who is the system for?

The thief replied:

For Emperor Ming

Emperor Ming laughed

issue imperial edict

Confess Tan as king

after this

The world returns to its heart

Peace in the world

tomorrow:

The ministers said:

Your Majesty is——

The Holy Ming, the Divine Martial, the Invincible, the Supreme, the Supreme, the Supreme, the Benevolent, the Righteous, the Unparalleled, the Kind, the World, the Peace, the Eternal Emperor!

The emperor sang:

Thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are picturesque, watching winter turn to spring!

Thousands of rivers flow into the sea, shining together with the sun and the moon!

Thousands of years of beauty are like jade, who walks in the snow to look for plum blossoms!

Tens of thousands of fishing lights and sails are lit, and the sunset is red and drunk.

Who can be at home all over the world and care about all the people in the world!

Who can dress up in the rivers and lakes and catch the bright moon from the end of the world!

Who can fight against Chibi Dongfeng with sword, heart, gun and courage?

Who can make wine with green plums and make wine? It’s a matter of heroes in the world!

Therefore, when I look at the heroes in the world, you and I are the only heroes!

【天帝云天】

Afterword:

Naihe Emperor Ming

no heirs

I have no choice but to take a Zen position

Passed to King Tan

Some years later

Emperor Tan passed away

Return to the Young Emperor

The world laughed and said:

After 36 years of ups and downs

The earth-shattering farce ends here

(Finish)

Douluo Continent, Saint Soul Village.

"Ah Yin, does it hurt?" A middle-aged man in his 40s asked with concern.

Lying on the bed was a beautiful young woman who was pregnant with Liujia, but at this time her forehead was covered with fine sweat, and she looked very painful.

"Ahhh~"

"Ah Yin~Hold on~"

……

two hours later.

"Ah Yin, thank you for your hard work. They are two cute little guys." The middle-aged man smiled.

The beautiful young woman named A Yin smiled: "Quick, show me the child."

"So cute~"

The beautiful young woman couldn't help but pinch Tang Xiao's face. Uh, it hurts a little. I want you to tell me, can you please stop pinching my face.Ouch~ It hurts, pinch the one next to it.

Tang Xiao burst into tears.

……

"Roar!"

Then a voice came.

The middle-aged man was shocked.

Tang Xiao and the other little guy fell asleep.

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