Elf version of the Three Kingdoms

Any time traveler will subconsciously ignore one thing, that is, the war is far more terrible than he imagined.

After all, time travelers all come from peaceful times, and most people in peaceful times would not believe that an honest farmer a few years ago could do things like massacre a village and wipe out an entire family just because he wore a yellow scarf on his head.

This is not a bad thing, at least in the war years.

Throughout the history of world wars, the peace after every war can be summarized by the reason that many people died and survived, so there was more resources, so there was no need to fight.

But in times of war, as long as one more person dies, it is beneficial to the civilians. No matter how cruel, bastard, or embarrassed, even if you bury your conscience in the manure pit of the pig pen, as long as you can survive, everything will be fine. is worth it.

However, people who have experienced peace will always subconsciously ignore this possibility, just like Emperor Hui of Jin who said "Why not eat minced meat".

"Why can't we coexist peacefully?", "Why must we fight?", "Why must we kill people?", these words are not a manifestation of "why not eat minced meat".

There is no reason why, in areas where productivity is not developed enough but the population is growing too fast.

We have to fight, we have to kill people, we have to let everyone in one village die, and ten villages have to die before one village can survive. This is a habit engraved in the genes of humans and even any animal.

When there is not much food, orangutans will kill orangutans from other tribes, let alone us orangutans wearing clothes?

As for Xun or this large cart, the unidentified supplies were pulled by heavy mud draft horses that could pull ten tons of cargo.

What would it be?

Don't worry about it, since there are no soldiers anyway, just grab it. Even if you die, it is better than starving again.

Therefore, in the wilderness, Xun or was robbed for the first time in his life, and the person who robbed him...

"Zhao Nu! If you have the ability, let Nai Gong come down!"

"Nai Gong tells you, if you let Nai Gong down now, you will let go of you, a pickled piece of thin skin and tender meat..."

Then, a pile of horse manure with the aroma of green grass coming from the heavy mud was thrown into the face.

"Bah bah bah!"

"Old pig dog! Nai Gong has to cut you into pigeons!"

Then Xun You threw another pile of horse dung, but the other party easily dodged it, "Huh, I can't tell you've been studying for two days."

A young man of fourteen or fifteen years old saw that Xun might not have any soldiers, so he rushed over with dozens of yellow scarf thieves to rob them.

As a result, Xunhe unhurriedly let go of the reins of the bullock cart, and Kentero killed them all with one charge. In the end, the dozen bandits and the child who survived were all tied up by Xunhe and hung in a tree. superior.

What a great link-up between midfielder and jungler, one death and one free!

Don't tell me, the young man leading the charge is quite good at choosing a place to ambush. Not only is the road here narrow, but the vegetation is lush and there is no problem hiding a hundred or so soldiers.

The most important thing is that after being hung up or hung up, these people will not be able to bask in the sun!

At such a young age, he even planned what would happen after his failure. It was so terrifying. If this Kentero hadn't been strong enough and knocked down most of the forest, Xun might have thought that he might really have a chance this time...

This is not possible. Although this Kentero is only the bottom of the king, it is still comparable to the first-class generals. Anyone who cannot be reckless with him will be killed by him.

And based on what he said just now, Xun You felt that this kid must have studied for several years. Even if he didn't read the Four Books and Five Classics well, this kind of curse words from ancient Chinese...

"Ren pig" refers to the capital punishment imposed on Mrs. Qi by Empress Dowager Lu. The character "鄄" in "鄄 slave" refers specifically to rosacea, and "Nai Gong" is a curse word coined by Liu Bang, the old gangster.

These are by no means everyday terms. If you don’t read, you won’t know. The swear words of the Han people generally revolve around animal analogies. Except for “old pigs and dogs”, you probably have to read "Historical Records" to know the others.

However, historical records were banned books in this era. When Wang Yun killed Cai Yong, there was an original saying: "In the past, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty did not kill Sima Qian and let him write slanderous books and spread them to later generations. Now the country is in decline and the political power is unstable. , We cannot allow treacherous and flattering ministers to write articles next to the young master. This will not enhance the benevolence of the Holy One, but will also expose us to slanderous comments."

So this young man who has read books must have some secrets, but that is not important...

"Bah! It's up to you whether you want to be killed or cut into pieces. Why should Nai Gong tell you this bitch!"

Although this young man who had read books was now full of bad words, Xun You always felt that the other person's words... spanned the timeline of more than two thousand years and were scolding him.

He changed his name to Xun He, not because someone wanted to call him Gou He. It was just an act that a sand sculpture found interesting after traveling through time.

In this serious era, "fun" is enough motivation for Xun or to do something.

Because of this, Xun You gave up the idea of ​​hanging them here, "Shou Xin, go ask his Bi Diao where this kid is from."

Seeing Xun's instructions, Mimikki dropped the horse dung he had caught in his ghost claws, stopped the first-person dung shooting game he had just discovered, and floated towards Bi Diao whose feet were tied.

Of course, this is not an attack of the Holy Mother's heart, but just using everything available. Anyway, there is no loss here, it just depends on whether the other party understands.

"You bitch, what do you want to do to Naigong's elf!" However, when Mimikyu left, the originally stubborn young man suddenly became anxious.

"Hey, I can't tell you're quite loyal, kid." Looking at this young man, Xun You felt more and more interesting.

Based on his performance just now, Xun Or could be sure that this Bi Diao was not caught after the young man became a Yellow Turban, but actually someone who had grown up with him since childhood.

Flying elves all eat meat, and ordinary farmers cannot afford to raise them. Even the herbivorous elves who help with farming are mostly the property of the village, landlords, or aristocratic families.

Elves are like girlfriends. The attraction of a poor boy who doesn't have enough to eat to his girlfriend is close to zero, even if it depends on appearance...

Can you tell the difference between different species?

Generally speaking, only a strong bond established from the elf's childhood can keep the elf never leaving, even when he cannot support himself or the elf.

Weak insect elves are the mainstream that civilian farmers and even bandits can raise. Julu's million-strong Yellow Turban Army can even be said to be an insect army, but so many insect elves have also paralyzed the Yellow Turban logistics.

At this time, Mimikki Q also came back after asking questions from Bi Diao.

There is a gap between humans and humans and it is difficult to communicate, but it is much easier to communicate between elves and elves. Especially in this situation where they are at the mercy of others, elves also know how to make choices in order for their masters to survive.

Of course, the premise is that you bring a Celebi, or you have the aura of a mythical beast.

The human beings that Celebi, the fantasy elf, identifies with—probably a good person

This is the brain circuit of this eagle, plus the delicious food and drink promised by Mimikyu...

"Bi..." Bi Diao cried out sadly towards his master.

And after listening to Mimikyu Q's report, Xun You generally knew the young man's past.

"The son of a wealthy merchant in Julu was trapped in the Yellow Turban. He squandered his family's wealth and survived, but he did not die at the hands of the Yellow Turban, but died at the hands of the army."

Xun You shook his head and did not express any sympathy for the young man's experience. He just sighed slightly and said: "This is a damn era."

"brush!"

"Shh!"

The two shadow balls were released by Mimikyu at Xun Or's signal, and accurately cut the rope binding the boy and his elf.

The boy broke free and landed lightly on the ground. The stunted bird, with a wingspan of less than two meters and a height of less than 60 centimeters, also turned over in the air, flew up and landed on the boy's shoulders.

"In Xia Xunhe, from the Xun clan in Yingchuan, from a standpoint, I can be regarded as the official side that defeated the Julu Yellow Turban. After all, I stayed in the official army tent at that time." Xunhe squinted his eyes and said to the young man. .

However, the young man ignored Xun He and just wiped his face with his clothes, murmuring in a low voice as he wiped his face, "You are really a piece of shit."

After all, it is such a disgusting operation to use horse manure to embarrass people. Even if the horse manure of heavy mud draft horses eating grass is not that smelly, it definitely does not taste good.

"Hey, boy, Nai Gong...forget it, I don't have a son as disgusting as you." Xun Or originally wanted to scold him, but looking at this kid whose face was almost covered with a layer of mud, he suddenly felt that he was his father. , and he took advantage of himself.

"I let you live. Don't you even have a word of thanks?"

However, the young man still did not thank Xun Yu for his actions, but instead spat at him.

"He~tui!"

"If you want to kill or behead me, I'll leave it to you. Nai Gong is too lazy to serve you!"

Seeing the child's shameless expression, Xun Or's interest became even higher, "If you don't thank me, then I will slit the throats of all your surviving subordinates and bleed them."

Perhaps because he was extremely bored during the journey and was too quiet to be restless, Xun perhaps started to let himself go and threatened the young man.

"You... thank the brave man for not killing." The young man was also forced by Xun He, so he turned his face and cupped his fists at Xun He.

However, Xun He directly stretched out his hand, regardless of whether his head was dirty or not, and forcefully pulled the boy's head over. "You are also a scholar. When you apologize, you should look at others."

In fact, Xun Or wanted to say, "It is common sense to expose your breasts when apologizing." But considering that this was a boy, Xun Or gave up on this idea.

The young man who was pulled over was a little angry, but when he thought of the brothers who were still hanging behind him, he held back his anger and clasped his fists at Xun He again, "A certain family thanked the strong man for not killing him."

Human life is as cheap as straw paper, but it is always good to be alive.

He brought these people out to rob, and he died in the hands of the people who were robbed. He couldn't blame others. However, he could survive, but because of his stubbornness, his brothers died in vain. This was something that he could not forgive.

"Then go and put them down yourself." Xun You let go of the hand holding the boy's head, and then turned around with Shouxin.

"By the way, I never said I would allow you prisoners to escape."

After saying that, Xun You ignored the stunned young man and walked towards the motorcade parked on the official road.