Planeswalker in Marvel

"Remy and horse faces, circles and crosses, mine, they are all mine..."

Facing the dazzling array of precious wines, Li Feng fell into trouble for a time.

If I had known that the Avengers base would provide free wine and food, I would be a ghost living by the lake.

Isn’t it delicious to drink happily and drunkenly every day? .....

The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved Li Feng became. He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, frantically scanning for goods like locusts crossing the border, as if he would not be a human unless he scraped off a layer of land.

On the side, Stark was heartbroken and vomited three liters of blood.

Forget about world-famous wines such as Crown Vodka and Mingyue Champagne. At most, if you take them, it means that Li Feng has pursuit and taste.

Can.....

Supermarkets also search for free canned beer during promotions. What is this?

Rice bugs will pick and choose after falling into a rice vat, only choosing large and plump ones to eat.

Good thing Li Feng, the Japanese came into the village and raided the village, taking whatever they saw.

You've made it clear that you don't want to be a human being, right?

Stark resisted the urge to blast Li Feng's face with his palm, and looked out the window with his stiff neck.

With just one glance, I suddenly discovered that a behemoth appeared out of nowhere above the base.

"Battleship? What's going on???"

Before he could figure out what was going on, artillery fire came like raindrops.

Stark's pupils shrank, and he stood on his head while quickly putting on his battle suit, holding up his energy shield and standing in front of him.

At the same time, Li Feng noticed Thanos' appearance and the approaching danger, and instantly put up a barrier to protect the two of them.

"Boom~"

In an instant, the base was reduced to rubble by artillery fire.

Li Feng ignored the smoke outside the barrier, bit open the cork of the bottle and took a sip of wine. He smashed his mouth and savored the wine while teasing: "You guys played with time, but in the end you found that time is also playing with you... An unexpected plot On the flip side, this script is so wonderfully written..."

Stark had a gloomy face and frowned. Just as he was about to ask, he saw Li Feng disappear into the room into black mist.

........

In the open space outside the base, Thanos from 2014 was posing as a 'Thinker', and suddenly his eyes narrowed, staring at Li Feng who appeared in surprise.

Li Feng was holding a wine bottle, leaning against the broken wall carelessly, showing a harmless smile, and said hello: "Hey, isn't this Mr. Sa, director of the Family Planning Commission? What kind of wind is blowing today? How can it blow you to the earth?" coming."

As he spoke, he shook the bottle and said, "Have a sip, it's very exciting..."

Thanos tilted his head and pondered for a moment, then said: "According to the information given by Nebula, you are not a member of the Avengers, not even an Earthling... You also want to stop me?"

"Stop? No, no, no~" Li Feng waved his hands repeatedly with a look of horror on his face, and then teleported behind Thanos. He picked up the wine bottle and smashed the opponent's back of the head with a ferocious look, and said with a ferocious smile: "I never thought of stopping him. But...kill you."

"Bang~"

The wine bottle met the back of Thanos' head as expected, and the splashing wine seemed to be shouting: Even if you are broken into pieces, you still want... love? .....

It's a pity that Thanos is known in the universe as having a heart of stone.

He didn't look at the bottle at all. He calmly touched the back of his head, which was not even scratched, and said expressionlessly: "That's it?"

"Hiss~ Shaolin Iron Crotch Kung Fu?" Li Feng took a breath of cold air, hurriedly took out a bottle of good wine, and drank a big gulp to calm down his shock.

Iron crotch?Does this thing have a long back? ...Thanos's face darkened, and the veins on his forehead popped out. He suppressed his anger and roared: "Don't think I can't hear you scolding me for pretending to be in my head."

"Oops?" Li Feng twisted his waist and said shyly, "I'm so embarrassed that you discovered this..."

Holy shit...Thanos only felt itchy eyes and severe stomach discomfort, making him want to vomit.

The treatment plan is simple, just beat Li Feng violently.

If the effect is not obvious, you can beat it a few more times.

After prescribing the medicine, Thanos decided to follow the doctor's orders. He didn't even use the double-edged machete that he had relied on for many years. He directly raised his fist as big as a casserole and went straight to Li Feng's door.

He wants someone to understand why the flowers are so red.

Li Feng was not a coward either. He threw the bottle of wine viciously, put on his armor, and fought Thanos in close combat with his fists.

After dozens of blows were exchanged between the two sides, Thanos saw the right moment and struck Li Feng with a powerful and heavy punch.

"Hehe~" Li Feng didn't take it seriously after landing. He straightened up like a carp, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and muttered: "That's it?"

In terms of close combat experience, he admits that he is not as good as Thanos.

There is no way, Thanos is a boss with full melee experience.

And he has always bullied the weak and feared the strong, and always ran away when he was in danger. He was completely greedy for life and afraid of death. Where did he get the training of life and death, and where did he get the experience of close combat?

In terms of strength, he is also inferior to Thanos.

Just like Thanos can knock him away with one punch, but the fist he hits on the opponent can only scratch the skin a little, and it is still the kind that can't even use a band-aid.

Moreover.

Do you really think that the backlash of the Infinity Stones is a joke?

He only has less than half of his health to kill.

With many factors combined, why can't I fight in close combat? It's reasonable and completely understandable.

After all, he is a mage who is easy to defeat.

The hard steel fist is just to measure the strength of both sides.

No, after resisting a heavy punch, he determined that Thanos would be unable to defeat him for a while.

Even after he recovers from his injuries, it is not impossible to use magic to teach Thanos how to behave.

On the other side, Thanos put away his contempt and turned around to pick up the double-edged sword.

Although the fight lasted only a few seconds, he had already noticed the majestic energy in Li Feng's body.

Obviously, the first game was just a trial, and he has yet to show his true ability.

"The second game begins..." Thanos pointed his blade directly at Li Feng and declared war.

"Hit a big watermelon," Li Feng rolled his eyes and opened the portal while transmitting the message to Kreacher.

Now that the goal has been achieved, wouldn't it be nice to be a member of the masses?

Moreover, even if he wanted to perform on stage in person, some big boss hiding at the end of time would probably jump out and object immediately.

He didn't want to fight two big guys at the same time.

No good fruit to eat.

At this time, Kreacher drove the RV through the portal and knocked the oncoming Thanos away.

"Uh~ Is it illegal to bump into aliens on Earth?"

Li Feng scratched his head and jumped on the roof of the car, ordered Kreacher to prepare drinks and peanuts, and said with a smile: "Mr. Thanos, it's not easy to fight. I have customized the opponent for you. You are welcome..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a guy with the same appearance, skin color, and temperament as Yuthanos stepped out of the RV.

The difference between the two might be that one is wearing armor and carrying a sword, while the other is wearing coarse linen and is unarmed.

"???" Thanos looked a little confused as he looked at himself who seemed to be portrayed in the same mold: What's going on?Is this my long-lost brother? .....

I never heard my parents mention that I have a younger brother or older brother...

"Want to blackmail me with family affection?" With his mind spinning, Thanos said expressionlessly: "I take it as my duty to eliminate half of all life in order to allow the other half of life to continue to reproduce... Therefore, I will never be in my career. Mixed with personal emotions."

"Of course, for the sake of letting me know that I'm not the only Titan survivor,"

Thanos played a trick and solemnly said: "You will die without pain."

"Pfft~cough~" Li Feng, who was drinking, almost choked to death from Thanos's imagination. He turned to look at Thanos, who was wearing linen, and said: "Brother, it turns out you have humor bacteria. I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. "

Azanos twitched the corner of his mouth, walked towards Thanos with steady steps, and said in a low voice: "Silly Que, I am you...Five years ago, I was beheaded by Thor Nahan. "

As he spoke, he tore open his linen clothes, revealing the centipede-like scar on his neck, and said angrily: "But a certain bastard didn't agree with my eternal sleep, so he resurrected me and tampered with my soul. Now... I just... A thug with no emotions."

"Ow~"

After saying that, Mai Thanos roared and rushed towards Thanos with a fearless attitude.

In fact, Mai Thanos knew very well that Li Feng resurrected him just for fun.

And the biggest pleasure is to let him compete with himself in 2014.

It doesn't matter who wins or loses, what matters is... the fight.

Thanos' eyes became colder and colder, and he wished he could cut Li Feng into pieces and scatter his ashes into the septic tank.

what is this?

Another one where he finally achieved his goal and lived a peaceful old age on Titan.

As a result, a group of robbers broke into the house and beheaded him without saying a word.

The next step is even more amazing, resurrecting another self into a toy!

Uncle can't bear it, and aunt can't bear it even more...

Thanos was so angry that his liver ached, and he wanted to tear Li Feng apart, but he couldn't do anything about it.

Damn it, Mai Thanos was blocking the road ahead. Although he had no armor or weapons, he completely abandoned defense and was fighting for his life. It was a luxury for him to even get close to Li Feng, let alone anything else.

Not long after, Stark, Thor, and Steve emerged from the ruins in disgrace.

Seeing two Thanos fighting happily in the open space, a string of question marks appeared above the heads of the three of them: What do you mean?Are you at odds with yourself? .....

"Sit back and do nothing, or... help whom?" Stark hesitated for a moment and asked blankly.

Between the three of us, you look at me and I look at you, but no one can make up their mind.

If the help is correct, of course there is nothing to say, the world will be peaceful, and everyone will be happy.

I won’t tell you whether it’s embarrassing or not if you get it wrong. Human beings are probably going to be screwed anyway.

"Tony,"

At this time, a kind and familiar voice came into Stark's ears.

He followed the sound and looked closely, and saw a RV with the barrier parked not far away. There was a square table on the roof of the RV, and Potts, Morgan and Li Feng were sitting around the table.

"..." Stark didn't know how to express his mood at this moment.

Good guys, this is the time to watch the fight between two Thanos.

Li Feng raised his glass to the three Starks and saluted: "Guys, the stage is ready. Actors please enter in an orderly manner..."

"Bah~" Stark couldn't help but spit and cursed: "You can't afford my price. By the way, aren't you a poor guy? Hurry up and perform hard. Once you're done, I'll give you a reward right away. ."

Li Feng leisurely picked up the peanuts and threw them into his mouth. He took another sip of wine and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, wealth cannot be lascivious, power cannot be subdued... I am a referee, what will happen to me?"

"By the way, the Thanos without armor is my little brother. Don't injure him by accident. Otherwise, the cost of lost work, nutrition, mental damage, etc. will be astronomical."

"Sorry, sister," Stark said angrily.

Having determined their opponents, it stands to reason that the three of them should unleash a powerful wave of steel.

But for some reason, the three of them suddenly felt that the clown was themselves.

Hmm~ I feel bad all over.