Planeswalker in Marvel

For such a big giant scorpion, should it be deep-fried, deep-fried, or... deep-fried?

Li Feng was a little worried about this.

Although you don’t carry much cumin, chili pepper, and salt, you can bring enough trouble.

Although he didn't bring any pots and pans with him, he had the Transformation Technique with him, so even a whole bowl of sea that could drown a person would be no problem.

Only the specific details of cooking... Sorry, Kreacher was the one who did the cooking in the past. He just ate the sea stuffing and had no idea how to fry scorpions.

Pour the scorpions directly into the oil pan while they are still alive? .....

Or should we disembowel it first and then pour it into the pan? .....

Or coat it in flour, pour it into a pan, and fry it until golden brown before taking it out of the pan? ...

The more Li Feng thought about it, the more he went crazy. What kind of torture is this when the delicious food has to live up to him?

So sad...

With no choice, he had to look around the crowd eagerly and ask for help: "Brothers, who is the chef? Please help me make fried scorpions... Don't worry, the reward will definitely satisfy you..."

Everyone looked at the dying giant scorpion and felt dizzy.

If we just simply deal with the giant scorpion, everyone present has rich wild survival skills, and they dare to pat their chests to ensure that they get paid...well, they guarantee to complete the task.

Can.....

What the hell are fried scorpions?Is it the same as making fritters (a staple food of the poor in ancient Greece)?

More importantly, how big of a pan do you need to fry this thing?You can actually make 'elephant stewed with potatoes'... or the kind where you throw the whole elephant into the pot and stew it.

Everyone looked at me, and I looked at you, and finally turned their attention to Drake: Captain, do you want to show off? .....

"..." With an expressionless expression, Drake cut off the giant scorpion's pincers with a sharp sword, and said seriously: "Frying is too greasy. Eating too much is not good for your health..."

Xu Shi's excuse was so bad that he couldn't even convince himself. He paused for three seconds and added: "I like to bake it..."

Li Feng's mouth twitched: Is it good for your health to barbecue together?Learn about carcinogens...

...If you don’t know how to fry scorpions, just say so. Stop pretending to be a cultured person...

...besides.How can I eat just roasted scorpion claws? I cut off the tail after all. This thing is so delicious when roasted...

...Chicken flavor, crunchy and crunchy, with protein N times that of beef....

As Li Feng was complaining madly in his heart, the ground shook again, and then three larger and burlier giant scorpions sprang out from under the sand tree in the distance, waving two pliers and rushed towards Li Feng.

Is the younger one beaten and the older one comes out? .....

It just so happens that the whole family should be neat and tidy, talking and laughing on the road to Huangquan, how wonderful...

Li Feng, a rice cook and a rice cook, faced the food that was delivered to his door. His eyes lit up, he opened his friendly arms to welcome the giant scorpions, and greeted them cordially with his fists.

Drake was so impressed by Li Feng's operation that his scalp went numb: What a good guy, you single-handedly teased three giant scorpions, and you beat him so hard...

You have the guts, you really have the guts...

At the same time, he recalled that Li Feng once said, "I am truly a god, a god looking for his way back."

Is this guy really a god? ....Drake took a deep look at Li Feng, who was drooling and pulling hard on the scorpion pincers and tail, and said with disdain: Well, even if this guy is a god, he is still an unorthodox god...

On the side, Perseus showed envy and jealousy, and couldn't help but imagine that if he had such a powerful power, he could beat Hades to pieces.

Suddenly, a whirlwind came over him. He held the wrist bitten by Beast Man tightly, and rolled on the ground in pain and joy:

"Ah~woo~"

Draco was startled. One second he was fine, but the next second he had epilepsy:

"What's going on?" Draco frowned and asked the companions around him.

The friends looked confused and shook their heads, saying that they had never seen Perseus's medical records. They didn't know whether this guy had epilepsy or was too excited and was so high.

At this time, a fair-skinned and plump young woman emerged from the abandoned temple. She rushed to Perseus in three steps and two steps at a time. She knelt down and looked at it for a few seconds before saying with certainty: "It's venom, coming from Hades." ....”

Drake looked at the young woman with some confusion:

Ego? ...What's going on? What are the priests of Argos doing here? .....

I still don’t understand, but I feel a lot more at ease.

Isn't it just the poison cast by the gods?

For ordinary people, encountering it is basically a three-hit series of "wait to die, goodbye, and hopeless".

But Perseus has a special status, he only needs to report the truth to Zeus, and he will be alive and kicking after keeping it for three seconds.

"Pray, pray to your father for help..." Drake gave the best plan.

Perseus didn't even think about it and stubbornly refused: "I don't..."

Hey, this unlucky kid...Drake was furious.

Instead of just saying nice or soft words to solve the dilemma, you have to make fun of your own life.

Is it because I have never experienced the mountain of paternal love from my biological father since I was a child?

"Now is not the time to be childish..." Draco grabbed Perseus' chin and said aggressively with a ferocious look on his face: "Ask your father for help..."

"No..." Perseus said that a man should rather die than surrender.

Let him surrender and live in the next life.

Damn, I have such a bad temper...Draco won't let go, nor will he continue to pinch me.

If Perseus' life hadn't been hanging by a thread, he would have wanted to slap the guy a few times to cheer him up.

Having no choice, he took a deep breath to relieve his soaring blood pressure, walked towards Li Feng without looking back, and said hopefully, "Is there anything you can do?"

"What?" Li Feng, who was busy peeling off the scorpion's shell, looked back at Perseus and said, "Isn't it just poison? It's just a matter of snapping fingers... It's just that it can be restored. Why should I take action?" , is there any benefit?"

"..." Drake was silent for three seconds and said: "First, Perseus is injured and needs to rest...Unfortunately, I don't have the habit of abandoning my partners and going alone..."

"If you want to see the Styx Witch a few days earlier, my suggestion is to help him exorcise the poison now."

"Second, whoever you promised to help you cook will get a satisfactory reward..."

With that said, Drake half grabbed and half took the scorpion pincers and scorpion tail from Li Feng's hand, and said: "I will help you cook, and you will help me treat Perseus..."

"But I'm talking about deep-frying, not barbecue," Li Feng was persuaded. Although his words were harsh, he strode towards Perseus and responded to Draco's request by casting a spell to exorcise poison.

"Crack~"

After a crisp snap of their fingers, Perseus and Ego opened their bulging eyes, witnessing with their own eyes what it means to "wounds heal at a speed visible to the naked eye."

"Thank you," Perseus said weakly as his life was spared.

"You're welcome, it's just a trivial matter..." Li Feng waved his hands indifferently, stared at Ai E with interest, and asked curiously: "Sister, how does it feel to watch your child adoptive husband grow up day by day?... Is there a feeling? Do you want to finally fatten up and start eating meat?"

Child brides have only been seen on TV and in movies, but have never been raised or seen in real life.

As long as it's against the law, don't dare touch it.

Now that I meet someone who dares to raise someone, my curiosity prompts me to seize the opportunity to ask... Although a child bride has become a child adoptive husband, her inner feelings should be the same, right?

Ai E glared at Li Feng angrily.

As a physically and mentally healthy woman, what’s wrong with wanting a man?

Especially in the dead of night, if you want to cuddle up in a man's arms, are you disturbing anyone?

If she wasn't immortal and could only watch one man die after another, she wouldn't want to get involved with Perseus, who had a high probability of immortality.

None of the Greek gods are interesting, they are all ruthless things....

but....

The development game is really fun, especially when she thinks about Perseus developing eight-pack abs and dedication under her careful training...it's so exciting just thinking about it.

"Hmph~" Aego tilted her head proudly, looked at Perseus affectionately, and said: "Although the poison has been removed, you still need to rest more..."

"Yes, remember to drink more hot water..." Li Feng was not annoyed when he saw that Eo ignored him. He just patted Perseus on the shoulder and said angrily: "Your mother-in-law is so fucked up for you. My heart...look, this is a weak girl, but she follows the team alone for you and protects you secretly, what a great...love is this?"

"..." Drake rolled his eyes wildly: Weak woman?Man, do you have any misunderstandings about sacrifices? These maidens can easily defeat three or five big men...

....Also, may I ask if 'following' and 'secretly' have anything to do with love? .... Let’s just say Ai E is a bitch. Is it fun to take such a long detour and hurt others? .....

But then again, if any mother-in-law has the same hobby of following Ai O, the man will probably be ruined in his life.

It's not that there is private space between husband and wife, but... there is no trust at all.

Perseus, who had been pregnant for many years and was in love, not only did not feel that he was being 'kept' by Ego, but instead smiled shyly at Li Feng.

"..." Li Feng and Drake looked at each other: Come on, this guy has been eaten by Ego. He is hopeless. Let's bury him as soon as possible...

"Who? Come out," Li Feng looked sharply at a certain boulder.

Drake and others immediately drew out their swords and followed Li Feng's gaze towards the boulder.

At this time, several humanoid creatures assembled from charcoal walked out of the boulder.

One of them, wearing a cloak and rags, who seemed to be the leader, slowly approached Perseus with a wooden staff and said something excitedly.

“@￥@%%……##￥%.”

Li Feng's forehead was numb after hearing this, and he asked Drake in a low voice.

"What are the origins of these unfortunate things?"

"Elves," Drak said, still holding his sword carefully and introducing: "They were once humans, but now they have become wizards and thugs in the desert... I fought with elves when I was in the Legion. Their characteristics It's a creature that can recover from injuries with charcoal...well, it's a very difficult creature..."

"Hey, I know a lot..." Li Feng continued to ask: "Then do you know what they are talking about?"

Draco shrugged, indicating that he knew a hammer.

Ego kindly explained: "The elves are saying... They are not friends of humans, but they are not enemies either. There is no need to be nervous and don't be hostile... They are here for Perseus, because... ...Perseus can help them gain freedom from the rule of the gods.”

Well, it seems that the team was forced to expand... Li Feng looked at the ingredients in Drake's hand, then looked at the number of elves, and said:

"Let's not talk about whether they are liberated or not... Translator, please ask them if they eat meat. If so..."

Li Feng pointed at the corpse of the giant scorpion behind him and said: "Where are the ingredients? You can think of a way to cook them yourself... Anyway, whoever dares to force the scorpion claws with me will be the one I'm in trouble with..."