Rising in the comic world
Chapter 83: Peter joins S.H.I.E.L.D.
Chapter 83: Peter joins S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Ah~"
Seeing the figure falling down after being shot in the head by Lin Xin's chopsticks, Mary and Gwen screamed subconsciously.
As for Bulma, he didn't even look at the fallen Deadpool, and was still eating the food in his mouth gracefully.
"Okay, stop barking. This guy is a cockroach, and his life is very tough."
Lin Xin took another pair of chopsticks and quickly ate the still warm meal.
Mary and Gwen subconsciously stopped screaming and stared blankly at Deadpool, who had a large piece of chopsticks buried in his head. They said with some disbelief: "He's not dead."
As soon as the two of them finished speaking, Deadpool's right hand pulled out the chopsticks on his forehead while the two of them looked at each other in shock.
Turning over, Deadpool climbed up with trembling legs and said sadly:
"It hurts. Lin Xin, you damaged my new uniform and my fragile heart. You must make compensation. Not too much, just a million."
Well, my knife was robbed by you. You must return my knife to me first, and then compensate me millions to make up for my injured heart. "
Lin Xin stopped eating, looked at Deadpool with disdain, and said lightly: "Go away, I threw the knife on the street, you have to find it yourself. You have the nerve to ask others to compensate for a broken knife, you are a mercenary. It’s so heartless.”
Gwen and Mary looked at Lin Xin strangely. They saw Lin Xin coming back with a knife last night.
But since Lin Xin said that the knife was gone, they naturally didn't talk much. Instead, they sat down silently and filled their hungry bellies.
The Edman alloy knife was returned to the system by Lin Xin last night. Now that Deadpool wants the knife, Lin Xin naturally can't get it.
Now he can only find an excuse to say that the knife is gone, otherwise Deadpool will definitely keep bothering him.
"That broken knife is an Adamant alloy knife. Do you know what Adamant alloy is? It is the hardest metal found on the earth. You said that this Adamant alloy knife is a broken knife?"
Deadpool covered his chest, as if he had been greatly hurt, and fell to his knees in pain.
"My knife has been seriously insulted. You must apologize to my knife and compensate me tens of millions of dollars. Well, you also have to return the knife that robbed me to me. You must know that it was stolen a long, long time ago. Follow me, we have something.”
"I left the knife in the Sixth Block. You can go find it yourself."
Lin Xin swallowed the food in his mouth and quickly interrupted Deadpool's nagging, otherwise he wouldn't know where it would lead.
"Um"
Lin Xin continued to eat the food, and noticed that Deadpool did not continue to talk about compensation. Instead, his nose twitched slightly, he sniffed deeply, and looked at the table full of delicious food.
Lin Xin was speechless. She originally planned to continue talking to Deadpool, but what does this mean? Isn't an Adamant knife not as attractive as delicious food?
It seems that the crazy thinking of Deadpool is really very different from ordinary people.This made Lin Xin, who was originally planning to have a good fight with Deadpool, feel like a heavy punch on cotton.
Deadpool looked embarrassedly at the people who had stopped eating and looked at him with strange eyes, and said a little shyly: "Do you have a knife and fork?"
Lin Xin sighed and said weakly: "No, go to the kitchen and get the dishes."
As soon as Lin Xin finished speaking, Deadpool disappeared in an instant. Within two seconds, Deadpool teleported back again, but what he was holding was not the bowls and chopsticks Lin Xin mentioned, but knives and forks. Don't know where it was stolen from.
Deadpool quickly pulled out a chair and started eating without any courtesy: "Oh, it's so good. I haven't eaten Chinese food in a long time. It's really nostalgic."
"Ignore him, he's crazy, let's continue eating." Lin Xin said to Gwen and Mary, who had their mouths open in surprise.
"Ah."
Gwen and Mary nodded in agreement and began to eat the food in small bites.
"Oh~, it's so delicious. Lin Xin, you should give your chef a raise. You know I'm a gourmet. I've tasted it."
"Deadpool, get out of here."
Before Deadpool finished nagging, Peter's roar came from the door of Lin Xin's house.
"Deadpool, you took your knife and fork from Peter." Hearing Peter's roar, Lin Xin still didn't understand where Deadpool's knife and fork came from.
Deadpool didn't pay any attention to Peter's roar. He stuffed food into his mouth and said vaguely:
"Well, I know you and Little Spider here. When I teleported over, Little Spider and his family were chatting with Cyclops from SHIELD.
As a mercenary with professional ethics, I didn't bother them, just took the knife and fork and teleported over. "
Professional ethics
Lin Xin really didn't see that Deadpool had any professional ethics. Does a mercenary who can leak his employer's information at will have the so-called professional ethics?
Lin Xin shook her head and glanced at Bulma, who said knowingly: "Xiaoyou, open the door."
"Yes, Master." A pleasant female voice sounded.
This intelligent system, Bulma, has been installed for a long time. It was not used to open the door for SHIELD people before because it was their first time to open the door.
Peter is an old acquaintance, so naturally he is not so particular.
Peter, wearing casual clothes, walked in angrily and shouted to Deadpool who was eating: "Deadpool, do you want to fight?"
"Peter, you haven't eaten yet. Let's sit down and eat together. We can talk about other things after eating."
Lin Xin comforted Peter. If they really fought, she would lose her meal.
Bulma put down his chopsticks, took a pair of bowls and chopsticks from the kitchen, placed them on an empty seat, and then returned to his seat.
Seeing Bulma's behavior, Lin Xin showed a smile on her lips, motioned Peter to sit down, and then started eating quickly again.
"Humph."
Peter snorted at Deadpool, sat down, skillfully picked up the chopsticks, and picked up his favorite braised pork.
"Peter, you are Spider-Man?" Gwen asked Peter curiously while holding the fish with chopsticks awkwardly.
"Yeah" Peter frowned and instantly looked at Lin Xin who was eating a big meal.
Lin Xin didn't even raise her head and said casually: "Deadpool said it."
Peter instantly looked at Deadpool, who was still eating without paying any attention to him, and said feebly: "Why do I feel like everyone in the world knows that I am Spider-Man?"
Deadpool chewed food in his mouth and said vaguely: "Little Chongchong, wouldn't it be nice for others to know your true identity? You see those female stars sleeping with directors in order to be famous. You don't even need to sleep with those gays. , you become famous, you really make a profit."
"Shut up, Lin Xin and the others don't care. Don't tell anyone about my true identity in the future."
"Peter, what do Uncle Ben and the others think when they know you are Spider-Man?"
Although Lin Xin guessed what Ben and Mei were thinking, she still wanted to confirm.
Peter smiled happily: "They are very happy that I can contribute to society, but they are a little worried about my safety.
Well, by the way, SHIELD invited me to join the Avengers program, saying that many people with super powers would join in the future. "
Lin Xin raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "You joined."
"Ah~"
Seeing the figure falling down after being shot in the head by Lin Xin's chopsticks, Mary and Gwen screamed subconsciously.
As for Bulma, he didn't even look at the fallen Deadpool, and was still eating the food in his mouth gracefully.
"Okay, stop barking. This guy is a cockroach, and his life is very tough."
Lin Xin took another pair of chopsticks and quickly ate the still warm meal.
Mary and Gwen subconsciously stopped screaming and stared blankly at Deadpool, who had a large piece of chopsticks buried in his head. They said with some disbelief: "He's not dead."
As soon as the two of them finished speaking, Deadpool's right hand pulled out the chopsticks on his forehead while the two of them looked at each other in shock.
Turning over, Deadpool climbed up with trembling legs and said sadly:
"It hurts. Lin Xin, you damaged my new uniform and my fragile heart. You must make compensation. Not too much, just a million."
Well, my knife was robbed by you. You must return my knife to me first, and then compensate me millions to make up for my injured heart. "
Lin Xin stopped eating, looked at Deadpool with disdain, and said lightly: "Go away, I threw the knife on the street, you have to find it yourself. You have the nerve to ask others to compensate for a broken knife, you are a mercenary. It’s so heartless.”
Gwen and Mary looked at Lin Xin strangely. They saw Lin Xin coming back with a knife last night.
But since Lin Xin said that the knife was gone, they naturally didn't talk much. Instead, they sat down silently and filled their hungry bellies.
The Edman alloy knife was returned to the system by Lin Xin last night. Now that Deadpool wants the knife, Lin Xin naturally can't get it.
Now he can only find an excuse to say that the knife is gone, otherwise Deadpool will definitely keep bothering him.
"That broken knife is an Adamant alloy knife. Do you know what Adamant alloy is? It is the hardest metal found on the earth. You said that this Adamant alloy knife is a broken knife?"
Deadpool covered his chest, as if he had been greatly hurt, and fell to his knees in pain.
"My knife has been seriously insulted. You must apologize to my knife and compensate me tens of millions of dollars. Well, you also have to return the knife that robbed me to me. You must know that it was stolen a long, long time ago. Follow me, we have something.”
"I left the knife in the Sixth Block. You can go find it yourself."
Lin Xin swallowed the food in his mouth and quickly interrupted Deadpool's nagging, otherwise he wouldn't know where it would lead.
"Um"
Lin Xin continued to eat the food, and noticed that Deadpool did not continue to talk about compensation. Instead, his nose twitched slightly, he sniffed deeply, and looked at the table full of delicious food.
Lin Xin was speechless. She originally planned to continue talking to Deadpool, but what does this mean? Isn't an Adamant knife not as attractive as delicious food?
It seems that the crazy thinking of Deadpool is really very different from ordinary people.This made Lin Xin, who was originally planning to have a good fight with Deadpool, feel like a heavy punch on cotton.
Deadpool looked embarrassedly at the people who had stopped eating and looked at him with strange eyes, and said a little shyly: "Do you have a knife and fork?"
Lin Xin sighed and said weakly: "No, go to the kitchen and get the dishes."
As soon as Lin Xin finished speaking, Deadpool disappeared in an instant. Within two seconds, Deadpool teleported back again, but what he was holding was not the bowls and chopsticks Lin Xin mentioned, but knives and forks. Don't know where it was stolen from.
Deadpool quickly pulled out a chair and started eating without any courtesy: "Oh, it's so good. I haven't eaten Chinese food in a long time. It's really nostalgic."
"Ignore him, he's crazy, let's continue eating." Lin Xin said to Gwen and Mary, who had their mouths open in surprise.
"Ah."
Gwen and Mary nodded in agreement and began to eat the food in small bites.
"Oh~, it's so delicious. Lin Xin, you should give your chef a raise. You know I'm a gourmet. I've tasted it."
"Deadpool, get out of here."
Before Deadpool finished nagging, Peter's roar came from the door of Lin Xin's house.
"Deadpool, you took your knife and fork from Peter." Hearing Peter's roar, Lin Xin still didn't understand where Deadpool's knife and fork came from.
Deadpool didn't pay any attention to Peter's roar. He stuffed food into his mouth and said vaguely:
"Well, I know you and Little Spider here. When I teleported over, Little Spider and his family were chatting with Cyclops from SHIELD.
As a mercenary with professional ethics, I didn't bother them, just took the knife and fork and teleported over. "
Professional ethics
Lin Xin really didn't see that Deadpool had any professional ethics. Does a mercenary who can leak his employer's information at will have the so-called professional ethics?
Lin Xin shook her head and glanced at Bulma, who said knowingly: "Xiaoyou, open the door."
"Yes, Master." A pleasant female voice sounded.
This intelligent system, Bulma, has been installed for a long time. It was not used to open the door for SHIELD people before because it was their first time to open the door.
Peter is an old acquaintance, so naturally he is not so particular.
Peter, wearing casual clothes, walked in angrily and shouted to Deadpool who was eating: "Deadpool, do you want to fight?"
"Peter, you haven't eaten yet. Let's sit down and eat together. We can talk about other things after eating."
Lin Xin comforted Peter. If they really fought, she would lose her meal.
Bulma put down his chopsticks, took a pair of bowls and chopsticks from the kitchen, placed them on an empty seat, and then returned to his seat.
Seeing Bulma's behavior, Lin Xin showed a smile on her lips, motioned Peter to sit down, and then started eating quickly again.
"Humph."
Peter snorted at Deadpool, sat down, skillfully picked up the chopsticks, and picked up his favorite braised pork.
"Peter, you are Spider-Man?" Gwen asked Peter curiously while holding the fish with chopsticks awkwardly.
"Yeah" Peter frowned and instantly looked at Lin Xin who was eating a big meal.
Lin Xin didn't even raise her head and said casually: "Deadpool said it."
Peter instantly looked at Deadpool, who was still eating without paying any attention to him, and said feebly: "Why do I feel like everyone in the world knows that I am Spider-Man?"
Deadpool chewed food in his mouth and said vaguely: "Little Chongchong, wouldn't it be nice for others to know your true identity? You see those female stars sleeping with directors in order to be famous. You don't even need to sleep with those gays. , you become famous, you really make a profit."
"Shut up, Lin Xin and the others don't care. Don't tell anyone about my true identity in the future."
"Peter, what do Uncle Ben and the others think when they know you are Spider-Man?"
Although Lin Xin guessed what Ben and Mei were thinking, she still wanted to confirm.
Peter smiled happily: "They are very happy that I can contribute to society, but they are a little worried about my safety.
Well, by the way, SHIELD invited me to join the Avengers program, saying that many people with super powers would join in the future. "
Lin Xin raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "You joined."
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