Chronicle of the Elf Realm

Chapter 85: Cheating Amulet

Sijia flew slowly and leisurely. xShuyueぁ屋

"Hey, Tuanzi, this corridor is so long. When will it end?" Si Jia hugged Tuanzi and played with the hair on Tuanzi's head out of boredom.

Tuanzi obviously liked the feeling of being hugged by Sijia, so it didn't show the arrogant posture before entering the corridor. It enjoyed Sijia's touch and replied leisurely: "It's almost there, it's almost there."

"You said the same thing ten minutes ago."

"It's true this time. When has my uncle Tuanzi ever fooled you?"

"If you want to ask when you have fooled me, I can answer you often." Sijia raised his eyebrows, recalling the bad memories of Tuanzi being unreliable many times.

"You obviously don't believe me. You will beg me later. I will help you when you see it." Tuanzi curled his lips.

"Why, there is danger ahead. Didn't you say it was safe before?" Si Jia suddenly raised his voice.

"Hey, hey, please keep your voice down, it's out of my ears." Tuanzi looked disgusted.

"If you don't tell me honestly, let's see if I don't strangle you to death." After saying that, Sijia held Tuanzi with one hand and pulled Tuanzi's bulging little face hard with the other hand.

"Hey, hey, it hurts, I tell you, I tell you, I tell you, isn't it okay?"

Sijia let go of his hand and hugged Tuanzi; "Be honest and be lenient if you confess."

"As for that, it's such a trivial matter, it's like being tortured to extract a confession," Tuanzi rolled his eyes dissatisfied, "Isn't there just a dog guarding the front?"

"What a dog?"

"Oh Eutrus."

Si Jia's hand shook and the dumpling almost fell.

"What kind of airplane are you doing? You're scaring me to death. You want to throw me to death?" Tuanzi shouted.

"How dare you say that there's a dog in front of you? Please, that's Otrus, isn't it? It's a two-headed demon dog, one of the terrifying monsters rumored to come from the underworld. Do you still have a dog that can hurt people's lives?" Si Ga yelled.

"Okay, okay, calm down. Otrus, just Otrus. As for being so excited, even though it looks a little scarier than an ordinary dog," Tuanzi said without confidence.

"You still dare to say no, let me fight you to the death today." Si Jia rubbed Tuanzi's little face vigorously, and the two heartless guys approached the corridor exit in a noisy manner. .

"Hey, tell the truth, are you sure?" Sijia stopped what he was doing.

He swallowed, looked at the ferocious Otrus not far ahead, and patted Tuanzi's little head numbly.

"I don't know, let's try it." Tuanzi replied nonchalantly.

"Then be careful. If you can't do it, come back quickly. I'll take you back and you can still save your life."

“Safety first”

Sijia was like an old mother who was worried about her children leaving home. She kept talking and spoke tremblingly. It was no wonder, after all, for a guy like him who had no ability and had no experience in the world, what he saw in front of him was Ortrus is terrible.

He watched with fear as Tuanzi slowly approached, with a thin layer of sweat forming on his hands and forehead.

But when he saw Tuanzi flap its small wings, the legendary terrifying monster Otrus obediently lowered its proud heads, prostrated on the ground, and got out of the way, he was stunned.

Hey, this cheat is the invincible version, right?

"Uncle Tuanzi, you are so awesome." Si Jia knew that he must have a flattering smile on his face at this time. This reminded him of the smiling face of the corrupt official He Shen when he saw Ji Xiaolan in the past. He must be like him now. Exactly the same.

"Hey, what, Brother Sijia, I'm convinced now." Tuanzi twisted his body, just like the big brother of the Ax Gang in Kung Fu, domineering and funny.

"How can you not, I've always known how awesome you are, Mr. Tuanzi," Si Jia winked.

"Come on, stop playing. You are not suitable to play a prostitute. You scared me to death, and you even flirted with her." Tuanzi felt his stomach acid surge.

"Uncle Tuanzi, look at what you said"

Si Jia felt that if there was a handkerchief that he could throw in return, he would be able to walk on the red carpet in Cannes and welcome the Oscars. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, his acting skills are really nothing to say, and he now feels infinitely good about himself.

"Stop talking nonsense and leave quickly." Tuanzi flapped his little wings, acting like a big brother taking the lead.

"OKok, Mr. Tuanzi, whatever you say, the little one will do it."

As Siga spoke, he clung to the rock wall and slowly moved inch by inch in order to keep a distance from Otrus, who was crawling opposite.

"Are you so cowardly?" Tuanzi hated the iron.

"Oh, it is a two-headed demon dog after all. If it loses control and pounces on me, I can still run away if I stay far away." Sijia lowered his voice very low, for fear of disturbing Otrus on the opposite side.

"You still don't believe me when I do things," Tuanzi said angrily.

"Believe it, believe it, but there is a saying, how do you say it, be careful when sailing for thousands of years." Sijia finally moved to the edge of the exit. He took a deep breath, jumped up, and flew to the exit as early as The dumplings waiting for him outside.

"Hey, God, why did I end up with a coward like you?" Tuanzi wanted to cover his face.

""

Sijia and Tuanzi stopped in mid-air, surrounded by darkness, like a bottomless black hole, which made people fearful.

"Duanzi, this elf's physique is really great. I can still see you clearly in the dark, but it's a pity that I can't see my surroundings." Sijia pulled Tuanzi back into his arms again and said.

Sijia flew downwards carefully while chatting nonsense with Tuanzi.

"This has nothing to do with physique. You can see me because I am alive, and the eyes of all species in the Elf Domain have the ability to capture unique information on living creatures."

"Anything you dare to do is okay." Si Jia secretly regretted in his heart. He originally thought he had some powerful ability, but it turns out that all species here can do it.

"Okay, okay, although you are a loser now, well, maybe worse than a loser, but you will be very powerful one day."

"Are you sure you are trying to comfort me?" Sijia's mouth twitched slightly, "But it's very powerful, what kind of powerful"

"You can usurp the godhead and call yourself a god." Tuanzi said seriously.

"Speak human."

"You are the most awesome, and no one else is as awesome as you."

Tuanzi thought that with such a noble status, he had always been a standard model of respecting etiquette and good manners, but now that he had stayed with Sijia for a long time, he had turned into a rough man who spoke in plain words and had no self-cultivation. Hey, it was really hard for him. Ah, what a bitter tears.

"So awesome" Si Jia couldn't believe it.

"That's right."

"Then when will I reach such an awesome level?" Si Jia couldn't wait to start imagining. He was wearing a golden battle armor, holding the holy sword Excalibur, and the red cloak behind his back was rustling in the strong wind. He was flying handsomely, facing There are thousands of troops, but one person is in charge.

"Within ten years, I don't know if there is any hope." Tuanzi hesitated, not knowing whether to answer or ask himself.

""

Si Jia's heroic fantasy instantly shattered into countless small pieces.

"Don't be discouraged, Saonian. Although it will take a long time to reach the ultimate awesomeness, at present, you will soon have a chance to be awesome." Tuanzi comforted the depressed boy.

Sijia thought to himself, only a ghost can believe it. Now that I don’t know anything, I’m going to be so cool right away. It’s good if I don’t embarrass myself.

It seems to have arrived. "

Si Jia felt the soles of his feet touch the cold masonry ground, but the surroundings were pitch black, and he was not sure whether he had actually reached the rumored underground palace deep in the inner sanctum of Atlantis.

"Do not move"

Si Jia felt the cold air on the side of his neck, thinking that an extremely sharp sword must have been placed on his shoulder.

"Heroes spare their lives"

Sijia immediately raised his hands and surrendered obediently.

He said this, but he kept winking at the dumpling opposite.

Tuanzi put on a helpless expression and said, "It's useless for you to make faces at me. That beauty noticed my presence just when we were talking. A sneak attack is impossible."

"Really, beauty?" Tuanzi raised his eyebrows with an expression of lust after meeting a beautiful woman.

"Damn it, Tuanzi, you are a guy who values ​​sex over friends, selling friends for sex," Si Jia cursed in his mind.

"What race are you from?" the beautiful killer behind asked coldly, obviously not buying Tuanzi's account.

"What do you think?" Tuanzi's eyes suddenly narrowed, and the sword on Si Jia's neck suddenly evaporated and disappeared. At the same time, the beautiful killer who held Si Jia hostage flew out and fell hard to the ground not far away, " Do you deserve to know?"

As soon as Sijia saw that Tuanzi was done with it and there was no danger, he hurriedly ran to Tuanzi, put his hands on his hips, and looked like a righteous Qingtian master who was doing harm to the people. He asked loudly: "Tell me, what do you do, where are you?" Why are you threatening me? Also, what is your name? Report everything to me."

Tuanzi glanced at Sijia angrily: "She has been following us since the corridor. She has made it clear that she is here to kill you. You ask so many questions to a killer, do you think she can tell you?"

"You knew it started in the corridor, so why didn't you tell me that you scared me on purpose just now?" Si Jia said, about to pinch Tuanzi's little face.

"Hey, brother, the point is, you got the point wrong. Look, they are coming." Tuanzi looked at the pair of demonic hands that Sijia stretched out to destroy him in horror, and hurriedly diverted his attention.

"Ahhh"

Sijia was startled, and when he turned around to run, he tripped over himself.

"Woman, please forgive me." Si Jia held his head and remained motionless for a while.

When he turned back to look, he didn't know what was going on. The woman was frozen there. It was probably because Tuanzi had used some kind of holding magic. She had a bitter and resentful expression on her face, and she couldn't move even if she wanted to. It looked very... Struggle.

"Hey, I forgot that I have your cheating amulet. What am I afraid of?" Si Jia quickly patted his butt and stood up, pretending that nothing happened just now, trying to put on a serious expression.

But he was stunned, with a shocked expression on his face. His lips opened and closed, and it took him a while to utter two words: "Ayako"

The beauty opposite stopped trying to break the holding spell and raised her head. Her beautiful big eyes were wide open with the same astonished expression. She swallowed and was unable to speak in the end.

"You had good luck while I was away, Si Jia Saonian." Tuanzi smiled, and then briefly recited a magic incantation to unlock the immobilization magic.

Since Ayako, who had just been immobilized, was swooping forward and holding the knife in both hands backwards, she was unable to stop the inertia and fell into Siga's arms.

At the same time, Tuanzi whistled like a hooligan.

Sijia held the girl in his arms blankly, his mind went blank. He smelled the fragrance of her body, and her soft long hair touched his palms holding her light waist. He suddenly felt like he was holding her. Like the most precious antiques in the world, you need to be careful, for fear of breaking them.

This is his first time holding a girl.

"Hey, you guys hold me first, and I'll pull away first."

As soon as Tuanzi finished speaking, he disappeared from sight without giving the blushing Sijia a chance to reply.

"I didn't expect that it came at the wrong time."

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