[Comprehensive Comics] Specialized in logistics for elves!

"So, Kazama-kun is the second runner-up in the basketball club. How come I haven't seen you before?" The pink-haired girl's name was Momoi. She pushed her lunch box in front of Takuya.

"Well, Kazama-kun actually transferred to the army in the third year of junior high school. Momoi-chan rarely goes to the second army recently, so I don't know." Kise answered, watching Takuya swallow another fried egg from Momoi and feeling his stomach. It hurts a little.

How on earth do you swallow such a dark omelette?

Kise wasn't the only one whose balls hurt. Except for Akashi and Kuroko, all the Miracles present looked at Takuya with expressions of reverence. Being able to eat Momoi's food without changing his expression is considered a skill.

As for how things developed like this, it starts with Takuya greeting Kise.

It’s almost universally known throughout the school that Momoi, the basketball manager, has no talent for cooking, but Momoi loves to cook for the starting players. The Miracle Era of the Teiko Basketball Club were all strong at King's Landing, but they all had the same weakness: Momoi's cooking.

Normally, Momoi would eat lunch secretly while avoiding Momoi, but today she couldn't do it anymore. She cooked lunches for six people in home economics class. Momoi even went to eat lunch one by one after class in order to let Teiko Miracle Age students eat "food of love". Arrest someone. Momoi and his party, who gathered the seven colors and prepared to summon the dragon, came to the rooftop.

As soon as Teikou and his party arrived on the rooftop, they met Takuya. Takuya had been consuming a lot recently. When he saw Momoi placing the bento, but no one moved, he asked, "Can I eat it?"

Then, he was warmly welcomed by Teikou and his party, and Takuya, who has a relatively slow sense of taste, lived up to expectations and ate Momoi's bento.

It was rare for Momoi to see someone so knowledgeable, so she didn't force Teikou and his party to eat the food she cooked. This made the Age of Miracles breathe a sigh of relief.

"The sleepy deskmate Xiao Huang mentioned is Kazama-kun. He's so cute."

Takuya swallowed the food in his mouth and said in a long tone: "The persona of Mr. Akutagawa is not suitable for me. I am just a young man who joined the basketball club, is inspiring, and has burning fighting spirit and vows to join the first army. ."

"Kazema-kun, the protagonist of this kind of competitive and passionate comic is not suitable for you." As a deskmate, Kise knew very well how lazy Takuya was.

Takuya looked at Kise's hair and said, "Kise-kun, you actually caught my weakness. It shows that you still have a talent for complaining. Come on, the god of complaining is standing behind you to support you."

"Who the hell is the god of complaining? And it's okay not to have such a talent." Kise twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Fuzai is so awesome, he can actually eat all the bento made by Moon Girl." Murasakibara, who has some natural attributes, said with admiration, not paying attention to Momoi's bulging cheeks.

Takuya's eyes stayed on Murasakihara's hair. When he introduced himself before, what was this person's name? Murasakise

"Miruse-kun, as a gentleman, it is the most basic standard to finish a girl's bento full of love. Even if it is something that will cause you to be hospitalized after eating it, you must eat it with a smile. The girl's heart is very So fragile."

"Hahaha, what the hell is Murase-kun?" Aomine, who had the wrong focus, burst out laughing, holding his stomach.

"Kacha!" Murasakihara bit off the chocolate bar and stared at Takuya with dead eyes. "My name is Murasakihara Atsushi. If I call you by the wrong name next time, I will crush you."

"What you should pay attention to is the second half of the sentence." Midorima couldn't help but said, "Eating dark food with a smile on your face, what a terrifying endurance it is."

"Green Arrow, this is the most common gag in shoujo comics. Shoujo are creatures where the male protagonist sacrifices himself and will burst into tears when touched. Oh~ boys nowadays just can't understand this kind of romance. That’s why I can’t get favored by girls~” Takuya spread his hands and shrugged.

"It's Midorima, not Green Arrow"

"You said you would sacrifice yourself, absolutely." Black-skinned Qingfeng heard something terrifying.

"Kazama-kun is really interesting."

The person who spoke was a red-haired boy, and an equation instantly appeared in Takuya's mind: Hongchi. When he introduced himself, his intuition told him that this seemingly gentle boy was actually very dangerous, so Takuya took note of his name carefully.

"Akaashi-kun, even if you say so, I won't help you eat Momoi-san's food. I'm already full. Thank you for the treat." Takuya smiled at Momoi.

Momoi waved her hands in flattery. This was the first time someone could eat her food without changing her expression. "Kazema-kun, as long as you like it."

Aomine's voice complaining that Takuya didn't remember Akaashi's name correctly was ignored.

Akashi calmly withdrew the hand that pushed the bento to Takuya, with a hint of curvature at the corner of his mouth, but there was no trace of smile in his red eyes.

"Kazema-kun seems to like Momoi's bento very much. It's rare for someone to appreciate it so much. From now on, Momoi's food will not be eaten by anyone."

Does the implication mean that Takuya will be responsible for solving everything Momoi makes in the future?

What a narrow-minded man.

Takuya shook his head. The terrible taste from his dull palate lingered. It would be too cruel to eat it every day. "I won't bother you, Momoi-san. My mother will prepare lunch for me every day. I appreciate Akashi-kun's kindness."

Akashi smiled and said nothing more.

Didn't your mother pass away a long time ago? Takuzi, who had been watching the battle, asked.

This is just an excuse. Even if the male protagonist of the shojo manga eats dark food, it is just to prevent the female protagonist from being sad. The artist is setting the stage for the strategy. Although Momoi-san is a very nice person, she is not the heroine I want to defeat. Ah, forget about eating something often.

"Class starts in twenty minutes." Midorima reminded him as he looked at his watch.

"It's time to go back to the classroom, everyone." Akashi nodded and stood up, followed by the others. "Then Mr. Kazama, do you want to go together?"

"I want to stay a little longer, so you can go first." Takuya sat upright and nodded to Akashi.

"Then, goodbye." Akashi's smile was a little weird.

"Next time, I must invite Mr. Kazama to try my luxurious cuisine."

Momoi's playful smile made Takuya feel a little stressed, "Okay, definitely."

The Age of Miracles said their goodbyes one after another and began to leave. Takuya turned his back to the door of the rooftop, but when Kise was about to leave, he grabbed Kise's arm.

"What's wrong, Kazama?" Kise would only add the word "small" to someone who recognized him. Today, Takuya was able to eat Komomoi's food without changing his expression, which was fully recognized by him.

From Kise's perspective, Takuya's expression couldn't be clearly seen, but his face seemed a little heavy.

"Kise-kun, I think I need your help."

"Of course if I can do it."

They have been at the same table for almost half a month. This is the first time Takuya has asked for help directly, and Kise feels a little strange.

Takuya turned his head, covering his stomach with his other hand, with a complicated expression. "I think I need to trouble you to take me to the infirmary."

Kise囧

No, no, no, Xiaofengjian, with this kind of constipated expression, the infirmary is really not the first choice.

"Xiao Fengjian, I think it's better to send you to the toilet."

"Then let's go to the toilet first and then the infirmary." Takuya's body trembled. He felt this urgent need for liberation that he hadn't experienced in a long time. "Come on I can't hold it anymore."

There was a loud noise in his stomach, Kise twitched the corners of his mouth, and hurriedly helped Takuya up.

"Ah, Xiaofengjian, you must hold back."

Takuya no longer knew when he came out of the toilet, but when he regained consciousness he was already lying on the bed in the infirmary.

He stared at the ceiling and blinked. All his energy was spent in the toilet, and his whole body was very weak.

Ah, is this the power of dark cooking? Those who are tricked will wander around the toilet unruly, their strength is greatly reduced and they cannot fight. It loses face and strength. It is really a cruel trick to experience firsthand.

It was Huang Mao who sent you to the infirmary so leisurely. You lost consciousness after leaving the toilet. You should be lucky that you still remembered to wipe your butt.

I finally experienced the thrill of this roller coaster. Although I am afraid of heights and have never ridden a roller coaster, I finally understand why these high-risk projects make many people talk about it. This is just like Momoi-san’s cooking. It can only be viewed from a distance but not played with.

There's no point regretting it now, you're such a gift.

At least I saved the heart of an innocent girl who was about to be abandoned by the master of cooking.

Your rescue was too cheap. Huang Mao left a note for you on the bedside.

Takuya turned his head, and a white note was firmly held down by the cup.

I said to you, the other person has a name, Kise, Kise. As he spoke, he pulled out the note with trembling hands.

Idiots who identify people by their hair color have no right to criticize me

Takuya shook his head. The note said that Kise had asked for leave from the teacher, and that Kise would ask for leave from the coach for club training after school, and asked him to have a good rest today. After all, he sacrificed for them.

"Kise is such a nice person, very responsible. If she is a woman, she will definitely be a model of a good wife and mother."

Be grateful to the person who took you out of the toilet. Huang Mao will cry when he hears it.

"Don't be stupid, Kise is so handsome, how can he cry? Even if he cries, he will inspire women's motherly love."

Takuya, who abides by the concept that handsome people will cry beautifully even if they cry, once saw Kise crying so stupidly that he actually found a time machine to go back and slap himself for saying this. impulse.