[Comprehensive Comics] Specialized in logistics for elves!

In the season full of spring, cherry blossoms bloom all over the school. The pink petals are accompanied by a faint fragrance, creating a romantic atmosphere that is most suitable for teenagers and girls.

Under a cherry blossom tree in Teiko Middle School, a man and a woman stood facing each other. The boy's face was expressionless, with brown hair covering his forehead. His eyes, which were the same color as his hair, stared at the girl with no emotion. His pale lips were pressed tightly, but his handsome face looked a little inhumane because of his three-no expression.

"That Kazama-kun."

The girl blushed, lowered her head and looked at her feet. She looked up at the boy from time to time and then looked away shyly.

The romantic atmosphere, a boy and a girl, the girl hesitantly speaking and her face shy, all these are the typical confession scenes in shojo manga.

Teenage girls are in the budding stage of their interest in the opposite sex. They muster up the courage to confess their feelings, but it will inevitably take some time to prepare to say the most important words.

Kazama Takuya looked at the girl, his handsome brows furrowed, but his clear voice said cruel words. "Sorry, can you tell me something quickly? I'm waiting for a classmate named Asano."

As soon as the words came out, the expression of the girl in front of her became stiff. "Asano"

"Yes, someone put a pink letter in my drawer, asking me to meet under the cherry blossom tree behind the school gymnasium. The letter was signed by someone named Asano. After all, this is another confession letter, ah Ah, it's really troublesome, classmate. If you have something to do, can you wait? Or you can come to see me in Class 3B in the future." Kazama Takuya didn't speak like a three-no man, and his indifferent temperament was completely ruined as soon as he spoke.

"Kazema-san"

The girl in front of her lowered her head at some point, a shadow covering the area above her nose, and the shy expression on her face disappeared.

"I'm Asano. I've fallen in love with you since I met you at school. I've been in love with you for two years. I originally wanted to confess my love and try my best, but I decided not to." The girl raised her head as she spoke, with a ferocious look on her pretty face. With an expression on her face, she slammed the box in her hand into Takuya Kazama's face.

"I've been in the same class for two years and you don't even know the name and appearance of your deskmate. Kazama-kun, you are really terrible."

Kazama Takuya was hit by the hard box, his face was burning, he frowned and looked at the girl's running back, his expression was a little surprised. "She is my deskmate"

Speaking of his deskmates, he still had an impression. Sometimes he would be caught by the teacher reading comics in class, and when he got up to answer a question, his deskmate would remind him of the answer. He never took notes, so he always borrowed them from his deskmate when he was about to take an exam. Notes: Sometimes I forget to bring my lunch box, or my deskmate gives him her lunch box, etc.

Takuya, I've been taking care of you for two years, and you still don't remember the other person's name and appearance. A man who breaks a girl's heart should be struck by lightning.

A joking female voice sounded in his heart, and Kazama Takuya shook the box. It seemed to be filled with chocolates.

"Those who make sarcastic remarks just don't understand the hardships faced by people with facial recognition disorder, but for you who don't have a face, as long as you have a voice, it's enough for me to distinguish."

As mentioned, Taku Kazama is also a patient with severe facial recognition disorder. If the person around him does not have obvious characteristics, Taku Kazama cannot match the name and appearance of the person at all.

Take his deskmate as an example. Kazama Takuya only knew that his deskmate was a girl, with black hair and eyes, ordinary facial features, and no memorable features at all. Normally, Kazama Takuya is always called "same tablemate", and he doesn't know the name of his deskmate, and he doesn't even have the conditions to match the name with the person.

"Besides, I don't have the sense of smell that some people with facial recognition disorder in comics have, so I can't remember people by their smell. Ah, after all, I'm not the protagonist, I'm just a supporting character in the author's works. I have such an incurable terminal disease. , the enemy I offended will be able to circle the earth sooner or later. This chocolate is good, you should ask your deskmate where you bought it." Takuya said while opening the box and eating the chocolate.

Have you seen too many milk tea commercials recently? How do you know who bought this chocolate? Generally speaking, the chocolates girls give to the boys they like are made by themselves.

"Stop joking." Takuya took another chocolate and put it in his mouth, put one hand in his pocket and walked towards the classroom. "I heard that the things made by my deskmate in home economics class are always smokey. Such a shiny chocolate is obviously not the work of my deskmate."

Do you want to apologize?

Takuya scratched his head and said, "Let's forget it. It's my fault that I don't know the other person's name and can't remember his appearance after we've been together for two years. I don't know how to get along with him after I apologize."

After two years of getting along, Takuya knew that his deskmate was a decisive person, but he never expected that he would be so decisive that he would move his position to the furthest place from him within a few minutes.

Of course, this was a reminder from someone, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to find his former deskmate's position.

Sitting down in his seat, ignoring the whispers of the classmates around him, Takuya took out the comics and started reading.

Speaking of which, I told you before that as long as you shape it for me, I will leave your body.

After turning over a page, Takuya gave a casual greeting.

You have asked me before, how to shape it for me, I think I can answer you now.

Well, turn over another page.

The female voice in my heart was silent for a while and asked: Takuya, are you listening?

Yes, I have. Takuya stared at the manga and almost reflexively answered when the other person asked a question.

If you don't put down your comic book, I will sing you a lullaby at night.

Takuya's hand paused, and the next second he stuffed the comic book into the drawer, holding his chin with one hand and pretending to look at the scenery outside the window.

It's so despicable. Your song is basically a death song. After listening to your song, I really want to sleep in peace forever, bastard.

Listening well to others is the most basic morality of respecting others.

People who live in my body and don’t pay rent have no right to say that. Takuya retorted, closing his eyes.

If you want to talk about the song someone sings, it cannot be explained by the word "tone deaf" at all. In the past, Takuya thought that people who were tone-deaf could not sing in tune, but after hearing someone sing, Takuya realized how sweet he used to be.

Whether it is a gentle slow song, a song with a brisk rhythm, or a rock music with a fierce rhythm, someone has the ability to sing them into a sad ghost sound, like a ghost wailing, like a ghost crying, that sad sound. The music gives me goosebumps.

Closer to home, I haven’t told you my name. Actually, my name is Takuzi. Please don’t call me by someone else in the future.

Hey, this is obviously a name you gave yourself on the spur of the moment. You just changed my name to something feminine. This behavior is like a company using Mickey Mouse to advertise itself. To avoid copyright issues, Mickey Mouse’s ears were changed to yellow. Asshole, at least give me the royalties.

To give me shape something had to be gathered.

Listen carefully to what people are saying

These things may be tangible or intangible.

I won’t know exactly what is necessary to shape me until I go to each world, and your task is to obtain these things for me. When I am reshaped, I will leave your body. How about it? It’s simple and clear. Is there anything else you don’t understand?

Is the world still going through time? Takuya twitched his lips.

That's right, every time I arrive in a world, I can only collect one thing necessary to reshape myself. So, boy, your dream of time travel is about to come true.

That was just my dream when I was in the second grade. Do you want me to explain to you what the second grade means? I graduated from the second grade when I was in the third year of junior high. Takuya lay on his arms with his head down to hide his rich emotions at this time. expression. Furthermore, time travel is very dangerous. If you travel to a world with a high mortality rate such as full-time x-persons or fire x ninjas, your plan to create sex will be aborted by accident, let alone the detective x southern world. I really doubt that someone would kill me because of my terminal illness, out of love and hatred. Did you see the ferocious face of my former deskmate? I really don’t doubt that she poisoned me on a dark and windy night.

How do you know whether I want to have sex or not? I want to leave your body. As for the problem you mentioned, don’t worry about it at all. I can give you a golden finger.

You just omitted something, and I seem to have accidentally learned the truth. Takuya showed his dead eyes.

Ahem, golden finger oh boy, golden finger in shounen comics ~ a rare opportunity, don’t miss it when you pass by, boy, don’t you think about it

Tuo couldn't bear to continue with the immediate vision of the clearance sale. After thinking about it, Tuo also said the golden finger he wanted, I want the ability to read.

Sorry dear ╭╯3╰╮, this item is not available in my cheat selection.

Then I want the Sharingan.

Sorry dear ╭╯3╰╮, my energy is not enough to give you this ability.

Is your intuition for predicting danger always good?

Sorry dear ╭╯3╰╮, my abilities do not include abstract cheats.

Let's get straight to the point, what's the golden finger you can give me?

Dear ╭╯3╰╮, the ability to summon elves is a must-have for home travel. Please give it a five-star rating~

That’s it. Takuya was depressed. Something was better than nothing. Elves and other things were still memories of his childhood. To be honest, there are many powerful elves, such as fire-breathing dragon, water arrow turtle, Bulbasaur, dragon and so on.

It's cool enough

Thinking about it this way, Takuya also felt that this ability was good.

Originally, the elf will be given to you in the next world, but the energy of giving you an elf is still there, and then

A red and white elf ball suddenly appeared in front of Takuya's eyes, and he caught the elf ball with one hand. After touching it, it felt different from the surroundings. It felt quite real.

There was an elf inside that Takuya couldn't put down, playing with it. If it wasn't in the classroom, he would have really wanted to let it out and have a look.

King carp.

Takuya's movements stopped. Sorry, it was too windy and I couldn't hear clearly. Can you say it again?

King carp.

Takuya twitched the corner of his mouth. He heard correctly. He was indeed the most useless carp king in the elf world before he evolved.

Bastard, do you think having the word "王" in your name means you can become a tiger among animals? Anyone who has watched Elf doesn't know that one king is not the other king. Maybe Magikarp is the king of fish only because of the taste of cooking. I want after-sales service. I want to return the product

Takuya was really disappointed. There was no hope for Charizard, Blastoise, Bulbasaur, and Kuailosaurus. Even if it didn't work out, he could give them their unevolved forms, so that he could have a guarantee for his future safety. Now giving him a Magikarp is like doing a dangerous job for your boss, but you are not even allowed to buy insurance. Someone, you are so cruel. Do you know that you bully migrant workers and sooner or later they will be overthrown by an uprising? How can the rule be repaired?

Our store does not provide after-sales service, dear づ￣3￣づ╭~ My remaining energy can only give you one Magikarp, but don’t worry, when you get the necessary things for me, my energy will increase. Every time I go to a world I can even give you new elves.

Stores that do not provide after-sales service will be complained about.

Takuya thought darkly, forget it, even if he fights the fifth scum, the evolved Gyarados is not a weakling.

That's not right. Takuya, who was comforting himself, suddenly felt something was strange.

Why does he have to collect necessary things for someone who lives in his body and doesn’t pay accommodation fees or name copyright fees? It’s just that he was entangled by an unknown creature. According to his observations in the past few months, someone has He didn't do anything to endanger his life and safety, so it was okay to let her live like this. He didn't necessarily have to travel through those unknown dangerous worlds for her.

Ha, you said the accommodation fee?

It's okay. I have money. It's just a few boarding fees. The other party can't pay it anyway.

Why do you mean elves don’t exist in the third dimension?

Takuya is not so obsessed with them that he would expose his life to danger at any time.

As if reading Takuya's thoughts, what is Takuya doing? Sure enough, the author still used a name that did not pay the protagonist the copyright fee and said quietly: When I stay in your body for more than a year, you will die~ No If you believe it, you can try it. Anyway, if you die, I can still find another host.

This kind of choice depends on whether you agree that there is still a way to live or not. If you don't agree, just wait for death. I won't die anyway. Your attitude is really damn worthy of beating. Sure enough, you want to stay at the Overlord "hotel", right?

I promise you, the situation is compelling, and Takuya is not calm enough to gamble with his life.

Tyrant, he will keep accounts for you from now on. Sooner or later, he will make you pay all the boarding fees in one lump sum.