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Chapter 285 A magic belt made of male deformed animal skin during estrus
At the top of the Nine Kingdoms, in Asgard's Asgard.
Many magical flowers bloom in the courtyard. Under the sunshine of the Kingdom of God, they emit little bits of light, and from time to time they condense into patterns of ancient mythical beasts in the air.
Thor and Tony Stark were sitting in the courtyard around a table, drinking and chatting seriously.
"...You shouldn't hide in armor all the time. As a warrior, a strong body is the core. One day, you will encounter an enemy who will tear your armor to pieces. At that time, even if you want to escape , even with this weak body, I can’t escape.”
"Oh, then I will develop a stronger armor before the opponent tears my armor apart, and then beat him into scum." Tony said.
"No, you can't think like that. There are always more powerful creatures than you in the universe."
Thor obviously does not agree with Tony's point of view. This prince of Asgard has the experience of losing and regaining his strength. He knows that external things may be deprived of him. Only a strong body and unyielding faith are the power that will always belong to him.
"Not all people on Earth are suitable for physical exercise. With Tony's physique, even if he spends all his time on fighting skills, he probably won't be able to defeat a South African orangutan."
Sol was about to continue to refute when he suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from behind. He turned his head and saw Zhang Ming walking over.
"Hey! My friend!" Sol stood up with a sincere smile on his face. He opened his arms and gave Zhang Ming a big hug.
"Remember to say hello to Heimdall before you come over next time so that I can prepare a banquet for you in advance. Sif and Fandral miss you very much." Thor said, patting Zhang Ming's back hard.
"I will." Zhang Ming released the hug, nodded to Tony again, and responded with a smiling face and a middle finger.
This was in retaliation for Zhang Ming saying that Tony couldn't beat a South African orangutan.
"But this time I'm here to ask for help." Zhang Ming said.
"I've only been away for less than a week and there's another alien invasion of the earth? Sure enough, the earth can't live without Uncle Tony." Tony said half-jokingly.
Sol also smiled and said: "I have recently practiced a few new moves. I am worried that I don't have enough opponents to use in actual combat. Where is the enemy? I can set off now. In just one go, the banquet should be ready. , we can drink for seven days and seven nights when we come back."
Recalling the drunken time in Asgard after the last Frost Giant battle, Zhang Ming still feels a little sick in his stomach.He shook his head and said:
"It's not an alien, and it's not a powerful enemy."
Zhang Ming told the two people one by one what happened these days and his reasoning.
After listening, both Sol and Tony were speechless.
"Zhang Ming, are you really... really..."
Sol held it back for a long time and couldn't think of an adjective. Tony added in time: "It's really too immature. I mean in terms of relationships, if it were me, even when he was discovered, he was doing inappropriate things with other women. , can also make the other party change his mind within 10 minutes.”
"Me too," Thor agreed.
Zhang Ming resisted the urge to roll his eyes.
One of these two guys is a "god", and his legend has been spread in many countries. As soon as he comes to the world, he will attract a large number of women to betray him and take advantage of the banquet to have sex; the other is a top rich man and playboy, who has often been with All kinds of supermodels had sex, and even shamelessly left it to Pepper to finish.
"Guys, let's focus on the problem, shall we?"
Zhang Ming spread his hands and said: "Hydra has captured Angela. Not only her, I think many of the friends we met in S.H.I.E.L.D., like Coulson, Moira, and Mei, may be in danger." , we have to find a way to rescue them."
"How about asking Heimdall to lock down a few Hydra leaders, land directly on the Rainbow Bridge, and capture them all?"
This is Thor's most commonly used decapitation tactic. When the war situation reaches a stalemate, he will do this and rely on his tyrannical force to create new opportunities.
"No." Tony retorted: "You don't know anything about the Hydra organization. They are a group of lunatics who will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals. This will put the hostages in a dangerous situation."
Zhang Ming agrees with Tony's view. Even if the leader is captured, it is not a crisis for the people at the lower level, but an opportunity for them to rise to the top. They will use everything available to them more crazily to launch an insight plan.
"Does Asgard have magic items that can be used for tracking?" Zhang Ming asked.
As long as the hostages can be found, the remaining Hydra does not need to be afraid. Any one of Zhang Ming, Tony, and Saul is enough to resolve this incident.
"There used to be one," Saul said.
"In the past? What about now?" Zhang Ming asked.
Sol looked at Zhang Ming, his eyes became a little strange.Zhang Minggang wanted to ask him what he was looking at, but suddenly a magic prop came to his mind——
Ural's tracking arrow.
Relying on Asgard's divine power and the target's personal belongings, it can track the target's location regardless of distance. It is an extremely powerful legendary magic item.
However...the tracking arrow was destroyed within half a day after Zhang Ming took it down.
Sol's eyes seemed to say: Although I didn't ask you to compensate, but just forgetting like this... isn't it a bit bad?
Zhang Ming was so ashamed when Sol looked at him.
He pretended to cough twice, turned his head away, thought for a few seconds and asked, "Are there any props that can disguise his identity?" After that, Zhang Ming added guiltily: "I promise not to break it this time."
"Disguise your identity? Do you have any plan?" Tony asked.
Zhang Ming nodded and said: "The location of the Hydra base can be found out with the help of Heimdall, so that I can disguise myself as someone else and sneak into the Hydra base to find Angela and other hostages.
But because of the last 'Z Incident', it is no secret that I have the ability to change my appearance, and my return ride on the Rainbow Bridge will definitely be photographed by satellites.So when I go back, someone needs to be disguised as me and be monitored by Hydra to make them relax their vigilance. "
Based on magical abilities, the plan was simple and practical. Facing Zhang Ming's expectant eyes, Thor made a helpless expression and said:
"If you need a sword that can burn the earth or an ax that can split the ocean, I may be able to find it in my father's treasure house, but the props used for disguise... As far as I know, Asgard does not have similar magic props. Even if it is a trophy, we don’t bother to put it in the treasury, because this is not in line with the spirit of the Kingdom of God.”
The spirit of the Kingdom of God?
Zhang Ming thought for a while, and realized that a group of rough guys clamoring for frontal anal sex every day were indeed not suitable for such sneaky magic props.
"If Loki is still here, he is better at illusions. Unfortunately, I haven't contacted him for a while."
Zhang Ming nodded slightly disappointedly, and was about to think of other strategies, when Sol said again: "However, there is a place where you may be able to find suitable magic props-"
"Nidaville, the Dwarf Country."
To use the most appropriate metaphor, the dwarf country is the Yiwu wholesale market in the world of magic props. Any magic props that intelligent creatures can think of can be found here, and they can help you build them even if you don't have them.
The premise is to pay enough money and materials.
After determining the direction, Zhang Ming no longer wasted any time. The three of them rode Asgard's horses and rushed to Heimdall's location. They opened the rainbow bridge and arrived at the dwarf country.
There was still a dazzling light, and a rough, passionate voice appeared behind the three people.
"Son of Odin, God of Thunder and Storm, Thor Odinson!"
"The eternal friend of Asgard, the hero who saved Midgard, the brave man who defeated the five Obsidian generals, Zhang Ming!"
"And, um...an ordinary Midgardian welcomes you!"
Tony: "..."
He seemed to feel insulted.
Thor's eyes can automatically adapt to the dazzling light of the dwarf country, while Zhang Ming puts on a pair of golden glasses that look like a bra when opened (actually, they are).
A familiar face walked over.
"Long time no see, Tobjörn." Zhang Ming greeted the dwarf who came over.
"Haha! That's for you, considering the lifespan of a dwarf, it's like we were separated for less than a second. Anyway, it's nice to see you, buddy!"
Tobjörn came over and put a triangular green prop into Tony's hand.
"Kid, put it on your head and cover your eyes, and you can see clearly."
The sun was too dazzling, so Tony had no choice but to do as he was told. The triangular magic item automatically detected his head and changed its size.
"Phew - I can finally see it clearly. It's a very magical prop."
Zhang Ming took a look at the shape of this magic prop. It looked like Tony had a *** on his head. He hesitated for a few seconds, gave up telling Tony, and controlled the third-person camera to take a picture of Tony. A few photos.
This dwarf uncle seems to be particularly fond of making magic props of this shape.
"Haha! Zhang Ming, what are you wearing? It looks like you are wearing a woman's bra." Tony laughed.
Zhang Ming glanced at the green *** on his head, smiled, and said nothing.
Tobjörn patted Zhang Ming on the shoulder and said: "The half of fine gold you left for me was turned into a magic necklace by me. My aunt just gave me two barrels of wine a few days ago, and we gave it to him while drinking. You introduce the effect of the necklace..."
"We can talk about the necklace later. Tobjörn, I came to you today to borrow a magic item from you."
"no problem."
"Why don't you ask what kind of props you are borrowing?" Zhang Ming asked in surprise.
"Man, this is Nidaville!" Tobjörn's tone revealed confidence and pride, "Even if I don't have it, my uncle, grandpa, and grandpa's grandpa will always have suitable magic props. What you have to do, Just speak up and tell us what you need.”
Zhang Ming said: "I want a prop that allows others to change their appearance and become me in a short time."
"That's it? No other effects are needed?"
Zhang Ming shook his head and said, "That's enough."
Tobjörn grinned, touched his beard and said, "That's easy. I have a ready-made magic prop in my workshop. Follow me."
They came to Tobjörn's manufacturing workshop. When the four Beijing-sized fire-breathing dragons saw their master coming back, they all put down their work and came to Tobjörn's feet, rubbing his calves.He took out the ham from his pocket and threw it to these hardworking little guys.
After sending away the four Charmanders, Tobjörn walked to the innermost part, opened the heavy warehouse door, and after rummaging for a few minutes, came back with a pink, very flashy-looking belt.
"A belt made of the skin of a male shape-shifting animal in estrus. As long as you wear it, you can transform into someone else."
Zhang Ming didn't ask why it was a shape-shifting beast in "estrus". He took the belt and turned to look at Thor and Tony.
"Who of you want to try?"
"If the chapter is wrong, click here to report"
Many magical flowers bloom in the courtyard. Under the sunshine of the Kingdom of God, they emit little bits of light, and from time to time they condense into patterns of ancient mythical beasts in the air.
Thor and Tony Stark were sitting in the courtyard around a table, drinking and chatting seriously.
"...You shouldn't hide in armor all the time. As a warrior, a strong body is the core. One day, you will encounter an enemy who will tear your armor to pieces. At that time, even if you want to escape , even with this weak body, I can’t escape.”
"Oh, then I will develop a stronger armor before the opponent tears my armor apart, and then beat him into scum." Tony said.
"No, you can't think like that. There are always more powerful creatures than you in the universe."
Thor obviously does not agree with Tony's point of view. This prince of Asgard has the experience of losing and regaining his strength. He knows that external things may be deprived of him. Only a strong body and unyielding faith are the power that will always belong to him.
"Not all people on Earth are suitable for physical exercise. With Tony's physique, even if he spends all his time on fighting skills, he probably won't be able to defeat a South African orangutan."
Sol was about to continue to refute when he suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from behind. He turned his head and saw Zhang Ming walking over.
"Hey! My friend!" Sol stood up with a sincere smile on his face. He opened his arms and gave Zhang Ming a big hug.
"Remember to say hello to Heimdall before you come over next time so that I can prepare a banquet for you in advance. Sif and Fandral miss you very much." Thor said, patting Zhang Ming's back hard.
"I will." Zhang Ming released the hug, nodded to Tony again, and responded with a smiling face and a middle finger.
This was in retaliation for Zhang Ming saying that Tony couldn't beat a South African orangutan.
"But this time I'm here to ask for help." Zhang Ming said.
"I've only been away for less than a week and there's another alien invasion of the earth? Sure enough, the earth can't live without Uncle Tony." Tony said half-jokingly.
Sol also smiled and said: "I have recently practiced a few new moves. I am worried that I don't have enough opponents to use in actual combat. Where is the enemy? I can set off now. In just one go, the banquet should be ready. , we can drink for seven days and seven nights when we come back."
Recalling the drunken time in Asgard after the last Frost Giant battle, Zhang Ming still feels a little sick in his stomach.He shook his head and said:
"It's not an alien, and it's not a powerful enemy."
Zhang Ming told the two people one by one what happened these days and his reasoning.
After listening, both Sol and Tony were speechless.
"Zhang Ming, are you really... really..."
Sol held it back for a long time and couldn't think of an adjective. Tony added in time: "It's really too immature. I mean in terms of relationships, if it were me, even when he was discovered, he was doing inappropriate things with other women. , can also make the other party change his mind within 10 minutes.”
"Me too," Thor agreed.
Zhang Ming resisted the urge to roll his eyes.
One of these two guys is a "god", and his legend has been spread in many countries. As soon as he comes to the world, he will attract a large number of women to betray him and take advantage of the banquet to have sex; the other is a top rich man and playboy, who has often been with All kinds of supermodels had sex, and even shamelessly left it to Pepper to finish.
"Guys, let's focus on the problem, shall we?"
Zhang Ming spread his hands and said: "Hydra has captured Angela. Not only her, I think many of the friends we met in S.H.I.E.L.D., like Coulson, Moira, and Mei, may be in danger." , we have to find a way to rescue them."
"How about asking Heimdall to lock down a few Hydra leaders, land directly on the Rainbow Bridge, and capture them all?"
This is Thor's most commonly used decapitation tactic. When the war situation reaches a stalemate, he will do this and rely on his tyrannical force to create new opportunities.
"No." Tony retorted: "You don't know anything about the Hydra organization. They are a group of lunatics who will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals. This will put the hostages in a dangerous situation."
Zhang Ming agrees with Tony's view. Even if the leader is captured, it is not a crisis for the people at the lower level, but an opportunity for them to rise to the top. They will use everything available to them more crazily to launch an insight plan.
"Does Asgard have magic items that can be used for tracking?" Zhang Ming asked.
As long as the hostages can be found, the remaining Hydra does not need to be afraid. Any one of Zhang Ming, Tony, and Saul is enough to resolve this incident.
"There used to be one," Saul said.
"In the past? What about now?" Zhang Ming asked.
Sol looked at Zhang Ming, his eyes became a little strange.Zhang Minggang wanted to ask him what he was looking at, but suddenly a magic prop came to his mind——
Ural's tracking arrow.
Relying on Asgard's divine power and the target's personal belongings, it can track the target's location regardless of distance. It is an extremely powerful legendary magic item.
However...the tracking arrow was destroyed within half a day after Zhang Ming took it down.
Sol's eyes seemed to say: Although I didn't ask you to compensate, but just forgetting like this... isn't it a bit bad?
Zhang Ming was so ashamed when Sol looked at him.
He pretended to cough twice, turned his head away, thought for a few seconds and asked, "Are there any props that can disguise his identity?" After that, Zhang Ming added guiltily: "I promise not to break it this time."
"Disguise your identity? Do you have any plan?" Tony asked.
Zhang Ming nodded and said: "The location of the Hydra base can be found out with the help of Heimdall, so that I can disguise myself as someone else and sneak into the Hydra base to find Angela and other hostages.
But because of the last 'Z Incident', it is no secret that I have the ability to change my appearance, and my return ride on the Rainbow Bridge will definitely be photographed by satellites.So when I go back, someone needs to be disguised as me and be monitored by Hydra to make them relax their vigilance. "
Based on magical abilities, the plan was simple and practical. Facing Zhang Ming's expectant eyes, Thor made a helpless expression and said:
"If you need a sword that can burn the earth or an ax that can split the ocean, I may be able to find it in my father's treasure house, but the props used for disguise... As far as I know, Asgard does not have similar magic props. Even if it is a trophy, we don’t bother to put it in the treasury, because this is not in line with the spirit of the Kingdom of God.”
The spirit of the Kingdom of God?
Zhang Ming thought for a while, and realized that a group of rough guys clamoring for frontal anal sex every day were indeed not suitable for such sneaky magic props.
"If Loki is still here, he is better at illusions. Unfortunately, I haven't contacted him for a while."
Zhang Ming nodded slightly disappointedly, and was about to think of other strategies, when Sol said again: "However, there is a place where you may be able to find suitable magic props-"
"Nidaville, the Dwarf Country."
To use the most appropriate metaphor, the dwarf country is the Yiwu wholesale market in the world of magic props. Any magic props that intelligent creatures can think of can be found here, and they can help you build them even if you don't have them.
The premise is to pay enough money and materials.
After determining the direction, Zhang Ming no longer wasted any time. The three of them rode Asgard's horses and rushed to Heimdall's location. They opened the rainbow bridge and arrived at the dwarf country.
There was still a dazzling light, and a rough, passionate voice appeared behind the three people.
"Son of Odin, God of Thunder and Storm, Thor Odinson!"
"The eternal friend of Asgard, the hero who saved Midgard, the brave man who defeated the five Obsidian generals, Zhang Ming!"
"And, um...an ordinary Midgardian welcomes you!"
Tony: "..."
He seemed to feel insulted.
Thor's eyes can automatically adapt to the dazzling light of the dwarf country, while Zhang Ming puts on a pair of golden glasses that look like a bra when opened (actually, they are).
A familiar face walked over.
"Long time no see, Tobjörn." Zhang Ming greeted the dwarf who came over.
"Haha! That's for you, considering the lifespan of a dwarf, it's like we were separated for less than a second. Anyway, it's nice to see you, buddy!"
Tobjörn came over and put a triangular green prop into Tony's hand.
"Kid, put it on your head and cover your eyes, and you can see clearly."
The sun was too dazzling, so Tony had no choice but to do as he was told. The triangular magic item automatically detected his head and changed its size.
"Phew - I can finally see it clearly. It's a very magical prop."
Zhang Ming took a look at the shape of this magic prop. It looked like Tony had a *** on his head. He hesitated for a few seconds, gave up telling Tony, and controlled the third-person camera to take a picture of Tony. A few photos.
This dwarf uncle seems to be particularly fond of making magic props of this shape.
"Haha! Zhang Ming, what are you wearing? It looks like you are wearing a woman's bra." Tony laughed.
Zhang Ming glanced at the green *** on his head, smiled, and said nothing.
Tobjörn patted Zhang Ming on the shoulder and said: "The half of fine gold you left for me was turned into a magic necklace by me. My aunt just gave me two barrels of wine a few days ago, and we gave it to him while drinking. You introduce the effect of the necklace..."
"We can talk about the necklace later. Tobjörn, I came to you today to borrow a magic item from you."
"no problem."
"Why don't you ask what kind of props you are borrowing?" Zhang Ming asked in surprise.
"Man, this is Nidaville!" Tobjörn's tone revealed confidence and pride, "Even if I don't have it, my uncle, grandpa, and grandpa's grandpa will always have suitable magic props. What you have to do, Just speak up and tell us what you need.”
Zhang Ming said: "I want a prop that allows others to change their appearance and become me in a short time."
"That's it? No other effects are needed?"
Zhang Ming shook his head and said, "That's enough."
Tobjörn grinned, touched his beard and said, "That's easy. I have a ready-made magic prop in my workshop. Follow me."
They came to Tobjörn's manufacturing workshop. When the four Beijing-sized fire-breathing dragons saw their master coming back, they all put down their work and came to Tobjörn's feet, rubbing his calves.He took out the ham from his pocket and threw it to these hardworking little guys.
After sending away the four Charmanders, Tobjörn walked to the innermost part, opened the heavy warehouse door, and after rummaging for a few minutes, came back with a pink, very flashy-looking belt.
"A belt made of the skin of a male shape-shifting animal in estrus. As long as you wear it, you can transform into someone else."
Zhang Ming didn't ask why it was a shape-shifting beast in "estrus". He took the belt and turned to look at Thor and Tony.
"Who of you want to try?"
"If the chapter is wrong, click here to report"
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