I'm rubbing the masked knight in the United States

Edward left school and was not in a hurry to go home. He went to the supermarket to buy some snacks, bread, milk and a basket of eggs to take home.

When I got home, I didn't take out the key, the door opened by itself, a husky rushed out, and jumped into Edward's arms. If I hadn't been prepared, and replaced by a normal person, Erha of this tonnage could directly kill people. Get down.

Erha sniffed Edward, raised his head suddenly, and asked warily, "Why do you smell like cat?"

"You can still smell it." Edward was surprised. "There happens to be a cat in the school. I feed it occasionally."

"That's what you said." Erha got off Edward and looked warily at a cat walking gracefully on the lawn.

"E Lingxing, why did you come here by yourself?" Edward turned around in surprise.

The afternoon sun shone on the cat, its blue and white fur shone brightly in the sun, and it walked slowly by stepping on the shadow.

On the opposite side of it is an extremely handsome and wise Erha. With her wise eyes, she stares at the blue cat seriously, with her tail drooping very low, the dog hair all over her body is blown up, and there is a sound in her mouth. growl.

"As for that?" Edward slapped the dog on the head, "Just a little kitten scared you like this."

"Don't disturb me. What worries me most about the confrontation between the two armies is getting discouraged, okay?" Erha jumped to his feet angrily.

"I don't understand. Isn't it just a battle between cats and dogs? I'm talking about cats and mice." Edward despised it. "A great God is competing with a cat. Are you sorry?"

"This is an inevitable confrontation of fate. This is an old enemy destined by genes. Let go of my tail. Let go." Edward accurately threw the snacks on the coffee table in the living room. He grabbed Erha's tail with one hand and pulled him in. inside the house.

"Come in and sit back." Edward looked at Lingxing.

"No, this is my territory. Cats are not allowed to enter. Let me go without covering my mouth."

"Meow." Lingxing called obediently, jumped into the living room along the crack of the door, and looked at Erha provocatively.

"This is a decisive battle, this is a confrontation, no two families can tolerate each other."

Before he finished speaking, he was photographed by Edward, "At most, it is a cat and a dog, and it can't be counted as two. The real mammal is, and the second one is you." Edward was angry explain.

Lingxing skillfully jumped onto the sofa, sat cross-legged in the middle, and stretched out to occupy as many seats as possible.

""Is this cat a little afraid of being angry? Ed Warner was bored for a moment, but he couldn't bear any ill intentions for no reason. "He drank milk and nodded and shook his head, or raised his tail with both hands."

Lingxing gave Edward a look of contempt and nodded, obviously understanding what people said directly.

"Okay." Edward carried the food he just purchased to the kitchen and put it in the refrigerator. He wanted to open the insect nest space, but he was embarrassed. The insect nest space followed the beetle flying, and the beetle was not there. He can't open it either

Edward scratched his head. Although he has no worm nest space and his life is not in danger, he can't take many things with him, which is very troublesome.

Edward could only go to the storage room, took out the rice bowl bought for Erha earlier, washed it, poured milk and took it out.

"Go down, the sofa is my place." Erha jumped onto the sofa and threatened.

Lingxing looked up at Erha, flicked his tail contemptuously, and ignored him.

"Crack." Lingxing hooked the remote control with his tail, opened it skillfully, and switched channels skillfully.

"Put down the remote control, put down the TV, you are openly showing pornographic films," Erha kept shouting.

Lingxing looked back with contempt and meowed a few times, "Isn't it just an animal world? It's also a pornographic film, and it's also forbidden. Are you sorry?"

I was actually despised by a cat in this regard. Erha whined.

"People can't bear it, but they will never be slaves for the sake of the sofa."

As soon as he came out of the kitchen, Edward saw lights and shadows flickering, a cat and a dog were fighting fiercely on his sofa.

Teeth intertwined, grasping each other, Edward's sofa soon became a mess.

""Edward.

"Shh."

The moment Edward came out, a cat and a dog each landed on another sofa, one in one direction, completely occupying the sofa.

A vein twitched on Edward's forehead. He put the milk on the coffee table, and Lingxing jumped up to drink it obediently.

Erha was different. The strong sense of foreboding made her want to run away, but Edward grabbed her tail and ravaged her in every way.

After a while, Lingxing had just finished drinking the milk when he suddenly felt strong resentment rushing towards him. Just as he wanted to dodge flexibly, he grabbed Destiny by the back of his neck.

"Run, jump, keep hitting." Edward ravaged Ling Xing wildly.

"Ouch!" Lingxing complained, but it was of no use.

After being ravaged, I put a cat and a dog on both sides. Before I could speak, the tails of the two began to collide and confront each other.

Edward stared, and the two stopped unwillingly.

Edward found a board and translated the words in more than 20 common languages ​​such as Chinese, English, Korean, Japanese, and Thai.

"No fighting"

"Aww." Erha looked at him puzzled.

"Cut." Lingxing took a strange look, turned his head, and lazily turned to look at the sun.

Come on, she is a cat. What’s the use of showing a cat so many languages? Do you expect a cat to get more than 20 language certificates?

"I'll kick people out if they don't obey you." Edward had no idea and tried to threaten him, saying.

"Heh." Erha and Lingxing ignored it even more, and climbed down together, with four paws lazily placed together, and yawned boredly.

"" Edward sighed, walked to the kitchen and took out a large bag of beef jerky and Dahongpao, "I have beef jerky, if you promise."

"Meow" Lingxing stood up and nodded, grabbed the beef jerky and left. Blocking Edward's face, he skillfully opened the packaging bag with his claws.

Edward has seen a lot, but he is not surprised.

Edward didn't even need to say another word. Erha jumped up and grabbed a box of Dahongpao and ran away happily. Through telepathy, he gave various guarantees: "Don't worry, the fight is not a random fight. I can only tear down the house." Demolish it. Next time she dares to demolish the house, I will definitely stop her."

"You have the nerve to say it, but don't think I didn't see it. The main damage to the sofa just now was caused by you." Edward glared at Erha, wondering why God couldn't get along with a cat.

"Hey, wait a minute, why is my TV connected to TV and why is there Animal World?"

Erha and Lingxing looked at Edward with disdain, what kind of reaction, then they realized

"By the way, is this considered pornography for you guys?" Edward asked.

Lingxing yawned lazily, refusing to answer such boring and childish questions.

Erha despised it, "Isn't it just an animal world? It's a pornographic film, and it's banned under [-] years of age. Are you embarrassed?"

Edward ""