Miss Clown subverts Marvel

Peter Parker looked at the dilapidated van in front of him and swallowed, and then looked at the shaky iron door tied with wire. In the end, he still couldn't muster up the courage to be the first person to board the van.

Peter, who was standing in the front, didn't move, and the two people behind him naturally didn't move either. Peter's mouth twitched, he turned his head and asked numbly:

"Although speaking out may hurt this strange driver, I really want to ask, can this thing really carry people?"

Harley shrugged and said she didn't care. It was just a vehicle. Even if it exploded on the spot, she wouldn't die. There was nothing to worry about. Sigurd on the other side set an example and pushed Peter away without saying a word. He opened the car door forcefully and got in with his head.

Then Harley also wanted to climb into the van, but was grabbed by Peter. Harley looked back at Peter, who was winking at her crazily and gesturing with his hands to make collisions, overturns, and explosions. Harley He rolled his eyes, ignored Peter's warning, and got into the back seat of the van, leaving Peter alone and messy in the wind.

My friends have all gotten in the car. The key is that Harry, a girl, has gotten in, but I am still scared. In the gap in the blurred glass of the driver's seat, there is a pair of smiling eyes looking at me, as if they are laughing at me. As timid as myself.Peter was a little angry at the sight. He gritted his teeth and got into the car.

After entering the car, Peter discovered that the inside of the car was even more shabby than the outside. Several seats had lost their leather, exposing the spring inner bladders inside. What he stood on were simply rusty iron plates. The roof above the head had several bulges that were moldy.

"Oh my God, where did this car come from?"

Peter covered his face and let out a cry of despair. Harley patted Peter's shoulder sympathetically and lamented that people who are going to get hurt have so many things to worry about.

"Hey kid, close the door for me."

"Oh, alright."

The driver's voice sounded at the right time, and Peter responded quickly, reaching out to pull the door. But what he didn't expect was that the iron wire on the door snapped, leaving only the iron door still in his hand. .

""

Peter was a little at a loss. After a while, he coughed dryly and said:

"I didn't use any force, the door fell down on its own."

The driver turned around and looked astonished.

"Oh, that's it. It's an old problem. It's okay. Just carry it. I'll go back and tie it up again."

The driver turned around, and Peter finally saw the driver clearly. He was a slightly fat uncle. He was holding a cigarette in his mouth, puffing on it one after another. He looked very old.

There was no one sitting in the passenger seat next to the uncle, but there was a pair of white crutches there, which made Peter a little strange.

While raising the ground, Peter thought of a very scary thing. He almost trembled and moved his eyes to the driver's leg. His right leg was intact, but the side of the right leg was actually empty.

"He has no legs"

Peter screamed. He stood up in horror, and his head hit a big dent in the roof of the car. This shocked the driver, but he reacted immediately and glared at Peter dissatisfied. With one glance, he said fiercely:

"Who doesn't have legs? Don't I have a right leg?"

After that, as if he wanted to prove something, he yelled:

"Look at me carefully and sit still."

As he stepped on the accelerator, under the curious gazes of passers-by, the broken van lurched forward three times as if convulsing, then roared and sped away.

"No"

The screams of the boy in the car resounded through the streets, but it had no effect at all. The van quickly disappeared from people's sight.

An hour later, at a small dock outside New York City, Peter Parker, who had a superhuman physique, and Sigurd, an Asgardian, rushed out of the dilapidated van at the same time. They hurriedly ran to the beach, vomiting crazily. got up.

Harley was fine, at least it seemed like nothing was happening. She didn't look at Peter and Sigurd who were vomiting. She reached out and took out a few chocolate bars from the package.She actually fell into coma four times during the process, but the super regeneration quickly eliminated the abnormal cells in her body. The rapid cell replacement consumed too much of her energy, and she was really hungry now.

After a while, Peter and Sigurd had finished vomiting. They held their sore waists and wandered to Harley's side. At the car, the driver also walked out on crutches.

"Hey Sigurd, are you sober?"

Hearing the greetings from his old friend, Sigurd suddenly raised his head and laughed happily.

"Hey old Henry, long time no see"

Sigurd hugged old Henry enthusiastically and boldly, and the two patted each other's backs, obviously very happy.

"Hahahaha, I'm sorry I just drank too much. Damn it, the hangover medicine from the earth is of no use to me. It's better to take your car. I'll wake up after a while."

"No, I've been driving for decades, and I've never seen anyone driving harder than me in the entire United States."

Peter listened to the conversation between Sigurd and old Henry. The shocking topic made his face livid. He immediately vowed never to ride in this old guy's car again. This was the first time since he was bitten by a spider. Motion sickness is really unforgettable.

"Old Henry, have you prepared the boat I want?"

"Of course, I have arranged all the preparations for the treasure hunt. Just go get the treasure and leave everything else to me."

"Good guy, hahaha, I knew you were reliable."

Sigurd laughed and patted old Henry on the shoulder. The two exchanged greetings, and then Sigurd came to call Harry and Peter with a smile on his face.

"Let's go, friends, let's go take a look at the ship. We'll go to sea soon."

""

Harley and Peter looked at each other, and both saw the fear in each other's eyes. Peter was still young and he didn't want to die yet. Although Harley would not die, she would react to the kind of instinctive regeneration movement of her body's cells. The means of transportation are also quite fearful.

The eyes of the two became firm. Harley turned to look at Sigurd and said in a very strong tone:

"Can you find other ways to get transportation? I don't believe this old man."

Sigurd was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but he immediately reacted. Strangers often have such emotions when they meet Henry for the first time, and he knows very well.But he didn't care, because these people would often change their minds soon.

"Hahaha, don't worry, come with me to see the ship first and then decide, okay?"