Miss Clown subverts Marvel

"Drip, drip, drip."

Harley was woken up by the ringing of the phone in the morning. She lazily picked up the phone and found that it was a call from her adoptive mother, Ella Quinn. After thinking for a moment, Harley chose to answer the call.

"Good morning, Mom."

For her adoptive mother, Harley, who has received the memories of her predecessor, has completely recognized the other person's identity. She was an orphan in her previous life. Of course she will not refuse if she can meet a family member who can care about her in this life. This time she can get the person she once was through time travel. She was determined to cherish the family affection she envied, whether it was true or false.

"It's been three months, Harry. Have you thought about it?"

Ella's voice was very gentle, and the concern in her words warmed people's hearts. It made Harley waver in her decision, but she finally calmed down and answered resolutely:

"Yes, Mom, I've made up my mind."

"Ugh"

There was a sigh from the other side of the phone, Ella's voice was a little tired,

"Harry, you have grown up, and I respect your decision, but you can tell me, what exactly are you going to do when you choose to leave school at a person's most precious age? Don't use the previous statement of joining a band. I, I know you have no interest in music at all, and if you can’t come up with a reasonable answer, I won’t allow you to drop out of school.”

The lie was exposed, and Harley was slightly embarrassed, but it was impossible to tell the truth. She couldn't tell her family that her ideal was to build a kingdom.

If she really wanted to say that, she believed that her parents and brothers would be so frightened that they would fly back from abroad on the plane that night.But it was impossible to go back to school. You must know that she was now living in the United States, and the teaching environment respected elite education. Harley, who had already entered a rubbish high school, was rejected from the door of science from the beginning.

Instead of hanging around in that indifferent public school, it is better to find a reasonable identity outside to do what you want to do.

"Well, actually I want to start a business. I like plants and I don't have much interest in reading, so I want to open a small flower shop of my own."

Harley finally revealed her plans to open a store, which is always a very good cover for a person whose whereabouts are elusive. After all, she can open the door whenever she wants, and she can open the store whenever she wants. Unlike schools, where the hours are limited. You also have to be supervised by others, making it inconvenient for you to take action on your own.

As for why she chose the flower shop, that was just what Harley said casually, and she didn't know why.

Harley's mother was barely a businessman. She naturally didn't understand why Harley would give up her studies and choose to run a flower shop that made little money. But as a parent, she couldn't help but respect her daughter's choice. Another voice After sighing, she pressed her painful eyebrows and made her decision.

"Well, I don't support your decision, but I won't force you to do something you don't like. I will take the plane back to New York the day after tomorrow and help you go through the withdrawal procedures,"

The other person's tone suddenly became serious, and Harley unconsciously sat upright, waiting for the other person's follow-up words.

"I can give you a start-up capital, but you have to use the money in a reasonable way. You can't do illegal things, hurt yourself, or do dangerous things. If you can't do it, I will You were sent back to school again."

Harley was a little dissatisfied with her mother's words. She thought that after her parents completed the procedures for her, she would definitely have to go back to the store to help. That is, the sky is high and the emperor is far away. How can you supervise yourself what you do?

So Harley agreed to her mother's request without caring. The two made an appointment to go home, and Harley hung up the phone directly.

After making the call, Harley went to the bathroom to wash up while thinking about what she should do today. She had tested her combat ability yesterday, so next she should get a useful weapon or make some money.

When it comes to weapons, Harley immediately gets excited. There are countless artifacts in this world, such as Captain Britain's Holy Sword, Thor's Mjolnir, the Sword of Twilight Rewardin, and the Horn of Galar , Holy Sword Gram, etc. If you can get one of them, it will be awesome.

Of course, she was just thinking about it at this stage. Harley didn't think she had the ability to take away their beloved weapons from those terrible monsters or gods. If she really went there, she might not even know how she died. .

If you can't get that kind of artifact, it would be nice to get a weapon made of Edman metal or vibranium, but even if it has been reduced by countless levels compared to the artifact, this kind of rare metal is not what Harley is like. It was accessible to people at this level. If she wanted to get it, she would have to get in touch with an organization like SHIELD and Hydra.

Forget it about Hydra. Harley knew that she was a psycho now and was determined to explode in a conspiracy with those fanatics. She couldn't guarantee that she wouldn't draw a knife and chop the opponent to pieces after being provoked.

Not to mention SHIELD, if he went to seek refuge, he might be arrested as an uncertain factor.Not to mention those normal people, even Harley herself would not dare to hand over her back to a madman.

After much thought, Harley decided to be pragmatic and just get a pistol or something for the time being.

The legal gun-carrying age in the United States is 18 years old. Harley is only 16 years old now and cannot even enter a shooting club, let alone go to a gun store to buy a gun. From this point of view, she cannot obtain a gun from formal channels anyway.

However, Harley was not disappointed. If you can't get guns through formal channels, you can just go through informal channels. In some dark corners of this beautiful and free country, there are many mobile arsenals and weapons hidden in them. As for the cash machine, as long as you don't get discovered by the police, then go to the street corner a few more times at night and bring back some specialties in a reasonable and reasonable way, and the matter will be perfectly solved, right?

Harley licked her dry lips. She felt like she was falling in love with this country.

Generally speaking, the crime rate during the day is very low, and the dark night is the hotbed for criminals. But today it happens to be rainy weather. Although it is morning, the police are rarely willing to go to some remote areas in this kind of weather. corner, so after thinking about it for a while, Harley decided to go out and try her luck.

In order to learn to control her emotions, Harley stayed at home for three months. She had long wanted to go out and see this super city that is famous all over the world. Even if she couldn't achieve her goal, it was still good to stroll around the streets.

After putting on slim-fitting hot pants and short-sleeves, Harley put on a translucent raincoat and put on rain boots. Since it was daytime, she didn't prepare any handy tools as weapons, so she walked out of the house.