Marvel's God of Trillion Cards

"Crazy! You are a lunatic!"

"Ugh! What the hell is wrong with you!"

"You bastard! You fainted from the fright of Penny!"

The spider was angry but everyone ignored her, and detonated a grenade in the spider silk cocoon, which exploded the cocoon and her own stomach!

Blood splattered, intestines and stomachs, red, white, and green flowed all over the floor, Aunt Mei vomited at that time, Penny even rolled her eyes and fainted in shock, the little soul Penny floated out of her mouth...

"Abu, there is no Spider-Man in our world, don't be such a lunatic."

"That's right, why is it so disgusting..."

"Don't worry, it probably won't happen, although it's inevitable that there will be such lunatics..."

Abu Xin said that since there are old wolves in our world, although the little spiders are probably normal, they probably cannot avoid the number one slut in the universe.

"It's a big fuss, I didn't blow up you, it was just a little joke..." Spider waiter sat on the ground as if nothing happened, pulled a few hands with both hands, and pulled it away from the stewed meat, and pulled it out from his body. A crumpled grass roll came and lit, blowing off the burning yellow-green flame, and sucking in a mouthful.

There was a hole in half of the lungs, and smoke started to come out from the lungs as he chewed on it.

Well, this is the legendary "passing the lungs", right?Abu suddenly realized.

And...it's okay, look at the chin of the spider waiter, although it is also pitted and scarred, it is not as serious as the "avocado hate-fxxk" in memory.

At this scene, Penny who just woke up was frightened and fainted...

"Asshole! Don't smoke this here!"

"There are children here!"

Aunt Mei and the first generation of Spider-Women went into a rage again.

"Hey! Don't come over here! I still have c4 that I can't use!"

Everyone covered their faces, what the hell is Made himself doing!

After all, Spider-Man isn't the original number one slut in the universe, so he still has a bottom line... right?

This was enough trouble, and he suddenly said in a very serious manner: "Now that you know it's Jin Bin, let's see where his lair is, kill him, chop him into 28 yuan, and then figure out the collider. Hurry up and go home."

"Can't you stop being so bloody and violent? We're all Spider-Man, so why is the gap so big? But what you said is indeed a solution. We have so many Spider-Man, can't we beat a golden tie?"

The other Spider-Men, except Penny, who was shivering while hugging Aunt May, all felt that Spider-Man finally spoke some serious human language.

"But your state is not very suitable for fighting now, is it?" Abu was a little worried about his old friend Shadow Spider-Man, the chaotic time and space energy, and the attacks became more and more frequent.

"It's okay, old lady, I will take the lead in the charge!" The spider waiter's recovery ability is really strong, and he looks on par with the old wolf. His stomach has grown back, revealing his pitted skin and a pair of headlights, and he doesn't care The appearance made a group of people cover their faces again.

"You should change your clothes first. You can just pick any of these suits."

"It's not very in line with my style..." Waiter Spider said awkwardly, choosing a classic top and putting it on. At least he knew that the deceased was the boss and didn't make any pretense.

Abu, who had read a lot of Deadpool comics before crossing, felt that this Spider-Servant was really good compared to Spider-Man, but compared to Deadpool, this one was actually pretty good...

"By the way, let's make sure again, are you Spider-Man alone? It wouldn't be good if we miss one or two." Although the situation here is completely different from what he remembered, Abu Worried that Spider-Man and Spider-Gwen may still have a mid-life crisis.

"...Then Penny stays here, use Peter's computer to check the abnormalities in New York, and make sure there are other Spider-Mans, we've got rid of Jin Bin, come back to you first, and then go to do the collision machine."

"Well, you have to be careful." Big Lolita was frightened by the bitch Spider Waiter, and she nodded her head in agreement.

The angry Spider-Girl slapped the Spider-Servant again. Not only was the Spider-Servant not angry, but he even stuck to her, annoying her unnecessarily.

So everyone left, and the three of Abu and a group of Spider-Man rode on cool vehicles such as spider chariots and spider motorcycles, all the way to the secret experiment center of the alchemy company.

New York, Westchester County, Hudson Valley.

In this dimension, there is no famous Xavier Castle or Xavier Academy for Young Talents.

Instead, there is a scientific research center under the Alchemy Group.

Little Hei, who had just been bitten by a strange spider two days ago, and the immature Spider-Man Miles Morales, faced the mid-life crisis version of Spider-Man, and it only took one day to go from surprise to speechlessness.

This Spider-Man has completely subverted his perception of superheroes. He must never become such a troublesome uncle full of complaints!So embarrassing for Spider-Man!

Fortunately, this troublesome middle-aged uncle has been Spider-Man for so many years. After ten complaints, he can always give a half-sentence of useful advice. This is why Xiao Hei can bear him until now The only reason.

Of course, there was no other way. Apart from this middle-aged uncle, he couldn't find anyone else to help him.

The two Spidermen took a bus to the Hudson Valley, and they stopped short of getting off the bus.

"That seems to be a gunshot? What's the situation?" Spiderman has extremely keen five senses. Xiao Hei grew up in Brooklyn, and his father is a policeman, so he is no stranger to gunshots.

"God knows, here's another piece of Spider-Man's experience, don't try to use normal people's thinking to understand the idea of ​​a purely stupid... super villain, who knows when they will suddenly have a convulsion. "

"Uh..." Xiao Hei covered his face, and came again. This seemingly experience was actually a complaint, and he said the same nonsense as if he hadn't said it.

"Perhaps there are other Peter Parkers coming from other dimensions?" Xiao Hei suddenly thought of a possibility.

Then his eyes lit up, if there was a more reliable Spider-Man, wouldn't this troublesome uncle with a middle-aged crisis be thrown away!

"Go and have a look, don't you know? Boy, you want to learn how to wander with spider silk, watch it..." The middle-aged uncle naturally saw what kind of small eyes Xiao Hei had. Even if he thought this kid was very troublesome, but in case Once he guessed it right, he couldn't lose face in front of other Spider-Man.

"...God!"

When Xiao Hei stumbled and followed the middle-aged uncle Spiderman to the scientific research center, he was instantly stunned by the scene here.

Shouts, screams, gunshots, and explosions continued to come from the building, and even laser beams shot out of the building.

The violent explosion shattered pieces of glass. People in white coats screamed and flew out after smashing through the glass. .

Some are a whole person, some are the upper body, some are the lower body...

vomit! What the hell is this? Rambo vs. Jedi? ?