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"Don't worry, my little pudding, I will kill that second-rate Riddler, so we won't delay our dessert time."

Harley Quinn, making such a promise to her beloved little pudding, the clown, rushed to the Riddler's lair as if she wanted to catch something and save something.

However, things didn't go as she thought. It took three steps to beat the Riddler to death, rush into the lair, smash the Riddler's head, turn around and leave, so relaxed and happy.

The Riddler was sure that she would come, not only her, but also Gotham's dark knight, Batman.

It seems to be very clear that after he escaped from prison, he did several big things, causing storms all over the city, and the super villains in the whole city were shocked. He even threatened to play even bigger games, and at the same time, he would attract the two masters of Gotham's underground world. , the common target of the first superhero and the first super villain.

Then... directly captured Harley Quinn and Batman.

This is very much like what Harley imagined, to capture her and Batman, there are three steps in total, seduce them, knock them out, and lock them up.

After all, this is not the Riddler's routine at all, but Ada's routine.

Neither Batman nor Harley thought that the Riddler was a tool man at all, and he was also a famous super villain, but he was treated like a third grandson, who had to obey others, and followed the routine of the Riddler, and wanted to Break through the puzzles, satisfy the vulgar taste of the Riddler, and finally fight back gorgeously.

How can I be taken away without being beaten directly by Ada?

The information is not equal at all. No matter how intelligent Batman is, he would never expect that there would be an outsider hanging on the wall here who breaks common sense.

The Riddler's lair, in the high-hanging cage, on the left and right, imprisoned Harley and Batman who had just woken up.

"So, my dear two little birds, now, let me ask a question, what is cold and burning, and after you drink it, it will devour you instead?"

"It's sour."

"strong acid."

"..."

The Riddler appeared very pretentious, but was instantly killed.

"So, this dude got this nickname because no one can hold him back, he played such a low and explosive 'riddle' routine, and forced himself to be shameless?"

"……probably."

Secretly, Ada complained to Ivy so much.

"Okay, you guessed it right, then the reward is, I'm going to throw you into strong acid."

As soon as the Riddler pressed the button on the cane in the shape of a question mark, the mechanism under the cage opened, and there were two strong acid pools with pungent mist.

"You dare! Riddler, you dare to treat me like this, my man will make your life worse than death!" Harley yelled while struggling.

"Ha, that's exactly what I mean." The Riddler took out his phone and dialed a number, "Hey, J, here I have a super exciting riddle that can make people's heads explode, and the puzzle contains the element of bats , Come and play with me, don’t wait for the time.”

After finishing speaking, he didn't care about the manic laughter in the handset of the mobile phone, and hung up the phone directly.

"..."

Not to mention Harley and Ivy who was watching secretly, Batman was a little surprised in this scene. I really didn't see it. The Riddler still has this... the courage to die?Can the fucking number one lunatic in Gotham be so provocative?Really want to die of addiction?

Harley and Batman didn't know that the Riddler really didn't pee out of fright because of... the severe pain from the wounds all over his body!

Did he want to seduce Gotham's number one madman like this? He would rather jump into the King's Pool to have a good time. 2018

But at least, even if this is a big death, you can still wait for the clown to come and then die. If you don't commit this big death, you will have to be beaten to death by some violent maniac... The Riddler is too difficult!

……

"Okay, I'm here, Riddler, where's your riddle? Say it quickly and let Mr. Chou hear it! You must blow up Mr. Chou's head! Otherwise, Mr. Chou will blow your head off!"

The Joker arrived really quickly, single-handedly, and swaggering into the Riddler's territory, and naturally there was no way for the Riddler's men to stop him.

"Sorry, no riddles."

"...Hmph, hum, hum! Not bad, not bad! Riddler, you managed to make the Ugly Man laugh!" The clown twitched wildly, and began to cover his face and laugh, staring at the Riddler's expression, but it became extremely dangerous — Playing games, right?Master Ugly will play with you to death first!

"Da da~." The Riddler was really stunned by the stare, and quickly released the game content to divert his attention.

"... Huh." Looking at the Batman in the cage that descended from the trap on the ceiling, the clown was taken aback for a moment, and instantly lost his temper.

As for Harley in the cage next to her, and her ardent call of "My pudding, you have come to save me!", the clown didn't hear it, and just ignored it—how can a girlfriend be so gay!

"Joker, the content of the game is that you choose, Harley or Batman, which one to let go and which one to throw into the acid pool."

"Uh~, Lame, it's so boring, Riddler, Mr. Ugly thinks too highly of you, that's it? That's it? Is this a game? Is it a game?" The clown mocked the Riddler with a powerless look. .

"Exactly! Of course my choice is to kill Batman..."

"Of course I chose to let Batman go!"

"..."

The couple, Harley and the Joker, opened their mouths at the same time and said completely opposite words.

"pudding!"

However, apart from Harley's disbelief, even Batman wasn't surprised, and even looked at Harley with some pity.

Accessories, tool people, playthings, not only the clown himself, these are the labels of Harley Quinn from the outside world. Only Harley herself, immersed in her own world, can't see it at all.

"Oh." The clown put on that perfunctory persuasive expression as if he had just discovered Harley, "My pudding, I'm really sorry, I wanted to save you very much, but I Actually, I really can't accept that the Riddler bastard takes away the fun of killing Batman myself, sorry, Pudding."

Speaking of which, the clown really shed a few crocodile tears.

"Riddler, you second-rate trash, you bastard, quickly release the stinky bat, and you also use a hair from the little bat? Ugly Lord killed you!"

"..." The Riddler also maintained his smart super criminal demeanor, not caring about the madman at all, and obediently pressed the button on the cane.

The two cages were opened at the same time, but the acid pool under Batman was closed.

thump!

With a splash of water, Harry fell into the strong acid pool with a numb expression.

"Harry!"

On the contrary, Batman rushed to the edge of the acid pool, but unfortunately, his gadgets and various tools had been taken away by the Riddler.

"Smelly bat, you are heartless, the ugly master saved you, and you can't even hear thank you? You are a ruthless villain!"

And Batman has to be entangled by the Joker.