I'm really a villain
Chapter 84
Seeing that they had an unending posture, Chen Nan had no choice but to pull them away.
"Okay, okay, everyone will be their own brothers in the future, so don't fight tit for tat."
"Hmph, you crazy girl, don't let the old lady see you in the future!" Qin Yixuan stared at Jiang Xiaomi and snorted coldly. She didn't care about the racing car, she got into the police car and left, leaving Chen Nanhe with a depressed face. Jiang Xiaomi.
Pulling Jiang Xiaomi back into the car, Chen Nan patted her on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Is it a tough time this time?"
Jiang Xiaomi grimaced, and shook her hand gloomily, "This stinky bitch really has two strokes, she has a lot of strength, sigh, it hurts me to death."
"She came from the special forces. How can you be someone's opponent with such a splendid fist and embroidered legs." Chen Nan smiled and held her hand that hurt, "Does it still hurt?"
Jiang Xiaomi nodded aggrievedly, then threw herself into Chen Nan's arms and muttered, "This stinky bitch, I will beat her down one day."
Chen Nan smiled helplessly and said, "People have already shown mercy to you, otherwise, with her strength, she could crack the bones in your hand."
Jiang Xiaomi pouted, "Isn't she a special forces soldier? How can she be so powerful?"
Chen Nan nodded.
Patting Jiang Xiaomi's back, Chen Nan said, "By the way, all four wheels of this car have been punctured. I'll accompany you to repair the car."
Jiang Xiaomi nodded, then started the car.
Ten minutes later, the two came to a 10-hour auto repair shop.
"This auto repair shop is my father's business, let them repair it here, let's go out and play." Jiang Xiaomi replaced a Lamborghini and drove it out, and said with a smile.
"Where are you going to play so late? Go home..."
Before Chen Nan could finish his words, his cell phone rang. It was Concubine Dongfang Yun's call.
"Wait a minute, I'll take a call."
After Chen Nan said a word, he walked to the side and answered the phone, "Concubine Sao, it's only been two days since you haven't seen me, so you miss me?"
"Chen Xiaonan, be serious, I have something very important to tell you."
Chen Xiaonan?
Chen Nan reached out and touched her crotch, feeling extremely displeased with the words Chen Xiaonan, especially the small characters! "Concubine Dongfang Yao, what nicknames are you picking up, and if you dare to call Chen Xiaonan half a word, believe it or not, I will pull your **** off!"
"Oh, people are so scared..."
Concubine Dongfang Yun's voice made people feel a little... ill-fated.
Chen Nan really had the urge to rush home and beat her, "Concubine Sao, don't force me to beat you."
"Yo yo yo, people are really really scared..."
"Fuck!" Chen Nan scolded, and after holding it for a long time, he held back his breath, "Forget it, I have a lot of people, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach, so I don't have the same knowledge as you. You just said something important. Tell me, what is it?"
Hearing Chen Nan's aggrieved voice, Concubine Dongfang Yun over there suddenly giggled. Through this laughter, Chen Nan could basically imagine her seductive appearance.
"Hey, Xiao Nannan, would you like to know? Then you should call my good sister to listen."
"Eastern Concubine Sao, don't challenge my endurance limit."
Concubine Dongfang Yun laughed again and said, "Xiao Nannan, don't be angry, you will hurt your body. When you are young, but you are old and old, it will be very bad."
Chen Nan gritted his teeth and endured it!
"What the hell are you going to say? If you're a bitch, just tell me happily."
"But I'm a man." Concubine Dongfang Yun smiled.
"Screw your sister!" Chen Nan yelled, then changed the subject and said with a smile, "Aifei, are you at home now?"
"What are you doing?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun's tone was full of precaution.
"Good concubine, I miss you, are you at home?"
Chen Nan said softly, but she was swearing in her heart, if this Concubine Sao was at home, she must be stripped naked when she got home, and then whipped candles, tied up and crossed the circle Circle a hundred times!
Chen Nan was thinking dirty thoughts, but at this moment, Concubine Dongfang Yun laughed loudly, "I said Chen Xiaonan, with your shameless and obscene heart, do you think I don't know what you are thinking? You Are you imagining a picture in your mind now, stripping off my clothes, pressing me on the bed, and then vigorously crossing and turning until I beg for mercy. Right?"
This is this...
Chen Nan scratched her head, feeling ashamed!
From such a distance, Concubine Dongfang Yun actually knew what she was thinking in her heart. There is nothing more sad than this in life.
"Actually, you are only half right. Even if you beg for mercy, I will not forgive you. I will do it until you foam at the mouth, until your eyes turn white, and you won't be able to get out of bed for half a year." Chen Nan said fiercely .
"Yo yo yo, you said you are so powerful, are you hard enough? Don't be a crooked person for a long time, you can't stand up." Concubine Dongfang Yun laughed presumptuously, and said: "Little Nannan, masturbate Although masturbation is very enjoyable, you must also pay attention to your body. A little masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation is harmful to the body, and a strong masturbation will be wiped out. If you masturbate unrestrainedly every day, now the cucumbers are gone, right?"
Hearing this, Chen Nan was completely annoyed. Being raped by a woman is tolerable or unbearable!
"Little Concubine Sao, don't just talk about me, you should also pay attention to yourself, don't keep picking with your fingers, as there are many bacteria on your hands, it is very easy to get sick. Besides, it is not good for your health if you pick too much , like you pick it day and night every day, the fungus has already turned black, right?"
When Chen Nan said this, Concubine Dongfang Yun over there was completely stupid and didn't respond for a long time.It took a while to hear her growl: "Chen Nan, you bastard, you **** bastard, you are too shameless! Damn it!"
Chen Nan sighed, "If your fungus is black, it will be black. It's useless, it can't change the fact."
"Chen Xiaonan, your words are too harsh."
"Little sister!" Chen Nan cursed, and said, "You are only allowed to call me a cucumber, and I am not allowed to call yours a black wooden bait?"
"You!" Concubine Dongfang Yun said extremely angrily, "Your fungus is black!"
"I don't have fungus..." Chen Nan's tone was very innocent, and it sounded helpless.
"Fuck me!"
Chen Nan sighed, and said with a smile: "Concubine Sao, don't mess around, what do you want to tell me on the phone?"
"Call my sister and I'll tell you."
"impossible."
Concubine Dongfang Yun giggled and said, "Then please forgive me for no comment."
Chen Nan hung up the phone without saying a word.
He had already predicted that if something really happened, Concubine Dongfang Yun would definitely call.
Sure enough, within half a minute, Concubine Dongfang Yun called again.
"What happened to you?" Chen Nan asked impatiently.
Concubine Dongfang Yun said with some dissatisfaction: "I said are you human? For this matter, I called you specially, but you still hung up on me. It's really sad."
"Damn it, what the hell is going on? Stop being wordy, and say it quickly!"
"Okay, okay, everyone will be their own brothers in the future, so don't fight tit for tat."
"Hmph, you crazy girl, don't let the old lady see you in the future!" Qin Yixuan stared at Jiang Xiaomi and snorted coldly. She didn't care about the racing car, she got into the police car and left, leaving Chen Nanhe with a depressed face. Jiang Xiaomi.
Pulling Jiang Xiaomi back into the car, Chen Nan patted her on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Is it a tough time this time?"
Jiang Xiaomi grimaced, and shook her hand gloomily, "This stinky bitch really has two strokes, she has a lot of strength, sigh, it hurts me to death."
"She came from the special forces. How can you be someone's opponent with such a splendid fist and embroidered legs." Chen Nan smiled and held her hand that hurt, "Does it still hurt?"
Jiang Xiaomi nodded aggrievedly, then threw herself into Chen Nan's arms and muttered, "This stinky bitch, I will beat her down one day."
Chen Nan smiled helplessly and said, "People have already shown mercy to you, otherwise, with her strength, she could crack the bones in your hand."
Jiang Xiaomi pouted, "Isn't she a special forces soldier? How can she be so powerful?"
Chen Nan nodded.
Patting Jiang Xiaomi's back, Chen Nan said, "By the way, all four wheels of this car have been punctured. I'll accompany you to repair the car."
Jiang Xiaomi nodded, then started the car.
Ten minutes later, the two came to a 10-hour auto repair shop.
"This auto repair shop is my father's business, let them repair it here, let's go out and play." Jiang Xiaomi replaced a Lamborghini and drove it out, and said with a smile.
"Where are you going to play so late? Go home..."
Before Chen Nan could finish his words, his cell phone rang. It was Concubine Dongfang Yun's call.
"Wait a minute, I'll take a call."
After Chen Nan said a word, he walked to the side and answered the phone, "Concubine Sao, it's only been two days since you haven't seen me, so you miss me?"
"Chen Xiaonan, be serious, I have something very important to tell you."
Chen Xiaonan?
Chen Nan reached out and touched her crotch, feeling extremely displeased with the words Chen Xiaonan, especially the small characters! "Concubine Dongfang Yao, what nicknames are you picking up, and if you dare to call Chen Xiaonan half a word, believe it or not, I will pull your **** off!"
"Oh, people are so scared..."
Concubine Dongfang Yun's voice made people feel a little... ill-fated.
Chen Nan really had the urge to rush home and beat her, "Concubine Sao, don't force me to beat you."
"Yo yo yo, people are really really scared..."
"Fuck!" Chen Nan scolded, and after holding it for a long time, he held back his breath, "Forget it, I have a lot of people, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach, so I don't have the same knowledge as you. You just said something important. Tell me, what is it?"
Hearing Chen Nan's aggrieved voice, Concubine Dongfang Yun over there suddenly giggled. Through this laughter, Chen Nan could basically imagine her seductive appearance.
"Hey, Xiao Nannan, would you like to know? Then you should call my good sister to listen."
"Eastern Concubine Sao, don't challenge my endurance limit."
Concubine Dongfang Yun laughed again and said, "Xiao Nannan, don't be angry, you will hurt your body. When you are young, but you are old and old, it will be very bad."
Chen Nan gritted his teeth and endured it!
"What the hell are you going to say? If you're a bitch, just tell me happily."
"But I'm a man." Concubine Dongfang Yun smiled.
"Screw your sister!" Chen Nan yelled, then changed the subject and said with a smile, "Aifei, are you at home now?"
"What are you doing?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun's tone was full of precaution.
"Good concubine, I miss you, are you at home?"
Chen Nan said softly, but she was swearing in her heart, if this Concubine Sao was at home, she must be stripped naked when she got home, and then whipped candles, tied up and crossed the circle Circle a hundred times!
Chen Nan was thinking dirty thoughts, but at this moment, Concubine Dongfang Yun laughed loudly, "I said Chen Xiaonan, with your shameless and obscene heart, do you think I don't know what you are thinking? You Are you imagining a picture in your mind now, stripping off my clothes, pressing me on the bed, and then vigorously crossing and turning until I beg for mercy. Right?"
This is this...
Chen Nan scratched her head, feeling ashamed!
From such a distance, Concubine Dongfang Yun actually knew what she was thinking in her heart. There is nothing more sad than this in life.
"Actually, you are only half right. Even if you beg for mercy, I will not forgive you. I will do it until you foam at the mouth, until your eyes turn white, and you won't be able to get out of bed for half a year." Chen Nan said fiercely .
"Yo yo yo, you said you are so powerful, are you hard enough? Don't be a crooked person for a long time, you can't stand up." Concubine Dongfang Yun laughed presumptuously, and said: "Little Nannan, masturbate Although masturbation is very enjoyable, you must also pay attention to your body. A little masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation is harmful to the body, and a strong masturbation will be wiped out. If you masturbate unrestrainedly every day, now the cucumbers are gone, right?"
Hearing this, Chen Nan was completely annoyed. Being raped by a woman is tolerable or unbearable!
"Little Concubine Sao, don't just talk about me, you should also pay attention to yourself, don't keep picking with your fingers, as there are many bacteria on your hands, it is very easy to get sick. Besides, it is not good for your health if you pick too much , like you pick it day and night every day, the fungus has already turned black, right?"
When Chen Nan said this, Concubine Dongfang Yun over there was completely stupid and didn't respond for a long time.It took a while to hear her growl: "Chen Nan, you bastard, you **** bastard, you are too shameless! Damn it!"
Chen Nan sighed, "If your fungus is black, it will be black. It's useless, it can't change the fact."
"Chen Xiaonan, your words are too harsh."
"Little sister!" Chen Nan cursed, and said, "You are only allowed to call me a cucumber, and I am not allowed to call yours a black wooden bait?"
"You!" Concubine Dongfang Yun said extremely angrily, "Your fungus is black!"
"I don't have fungus..." Chen Nan's tone was very innocent, and it sounded helpless.
"Fuck me!"
Chen Nan sighed, and said with a smile: "Concubine Sao, don't mess around, what do you want to tell me on the phone?"
"Call my sister and I'll tell you."
"impossible."
Concubine Dongfang Yun giggled and said, "Then please forgive me for no comment."
Chen Nan hung up the phone without saying a word.
He had already predicted that if something really happened, Concubine Dongfang Yun would definitely call.
Sure enough, within half a minute, Concubine Dongfang Yun called again.
"What happened to you?" Chen Nan asked impatiently.
Concubine Dongfang Yun said with some dissatisfaction: "I said are you human? For this matter, I called you specially, but you still hung up on me. It's really sad."
"Damn it, what the hell is going on? Stop being wordy, and say it quickly!"
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