Marvel has a tavern

There was a tavern, and it was another sunny day. Jiang Jiu was standing on the bar, chatting with a gorgeously dressed beauty. This beauty was none other than our old friend, the most beautiful girl in Tianji Province. A lily, a baron recognized by many lords in Skyrim Province, and the chief mage of Winterhold College...the dragonborn Lust, also known as Skyrim LSP.

"We haven't seen each other for so long, and you are finally ready to let go?" Jiang Jiu said.

"Oh, boss, you don't know. Sometimes having too many women is so troublesome. Today I have to go shopping with one person, and tomorrow I have to accompany another to watch the moon. It's so tiring." Luster shook his head and said.

"Explode, you scumbag!" Jiang Jiu said immediately.

"Boss, I'm a woman." Lust shrugged and said, "So I should be a scumbag."

"..." Jiang Jiu was speechless. After a while, he said, "As expected of a dragonborn, his face is really comparable to that of a giant dragon."

"Oh, the skin of those giant dragons is so brittle, I can even pierce it with a wooden stick." Rust said brazenly.

"You are really speechless." Jiang Jiu put the cup in his hand on the bar and said, "So, you are not here to say goodbye to me this time, right?"

"Farewell? No, boss, you are so handsome, and the tavern is so fun, how could I be willing to say goodbye." Rust immediately said: "Please keep the tavern open, at least before I die!!!"

"Okay, stop talking. If you keep talking, I may consider whether to let you continue to enter the tavern." Jiang Jiu said with a look of disgust: "Let's just say it clearly. You should be very busy with such a big Crystal Palace."

"What you are saying is that I am the guardian of Skyrim Province, the dragon-slayer Dragonborn." Rust looked at Jiang Jiu with an innocent face and said, "I have no love for children."

"Forget it if you don't tell me. Anyway, I just asked casually." Jiang Jiu shrugged and prepared to leave from the bar.

"Hey hey hey~~~ Well, I actually suddenly remembered my ultimate mission and prepared to duel with Alduin." Rust said.

"If I remember correctly, you learned Dragon Break a few months ago, and it's still based on the world I'm in now." Jiang Jiu looked at the other party with contempt.

"Ahaha, aren't I busy?!" Rust seemed a little embarrassed and said, "I've been really annoyed by the dragons that keep resurrecting recently, so I came to the boss for help."

"You need dragon-slaying warriors." Jiang Jiu nodded slightly and said.

"Well, I have captured one of Alduin's followers before. I am not worried about taking my lovers to slay the dragon together. Although I believe in their strength, this time they have to face Alduin after all. Duin’s,” Luster said.

"I understand, I understand, so what kind of one do you need?" Jiang Jiu asked.

"Boss, you also know that in our world, there are actually many gods and demons watching, so it is best to be less prominent." Rust said.

"It seems that your last action was targeted by someone who was interested." Jiang Jiu nodded slightly and said.

"After all, there were some things that did not belong to this world last time, such as Eastern Taoism and so on, so this time I need some magicians or swordsmen." Rust said.

"Ha, you have learned to make conditions." Jiang Jiu shrugged and said, "In that case, I will recommend a few people to you. Since these people are too powerful, you can only choose three people from them."

"Three people? That's okay, a wet nurse, a mage and a swordsman, that should be fine." Rust thought for a while and said.

Jiang Jiu pulled out a few cards from the void and handed them to Lust. As an old customer, Lust did not need any introduction from Jiang Jiu and directly selected three people from a dozen cards. One of them looked very gentle. Sato, a young boy with golden vertical pupils, vampire-like eyes, a long scar on his left eye, silver-white hair, a tall body, and the white wolf Geralt who often carries two weapons on his back. And the blue slime that we are all very familiar with. Jiang Jiu looked at a few people with some confusion. Sato was a game engineer who traveled to another world. He should be a magician and a famous demon hunter. Geralt, the pile driver, was of course a swordsman. So what about the legendary wet nurse? He will be our cute king.

"Are you sure it's these three people? Where's your wet nurse?" Jiang Jiu asked curiously.

"Rimuru has a lot of magic potions for recovery. He can be regarded as a wet nurse." Rust said very seriously.

"Haha, just say you don't know the others very well." Jiang Jiu ruthlessly exposed the other party's lame excuse.

"He is really a ruthless man. He calls me darling when he needs me, and criticizes me all the time when he doesn't need me." Rust collapsed on the ground 'heartbroken', with tears in his eyes.

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No one paid any attention to the drama queen, and Jiang Jiu even turned around and left. Scared, Rust immediately walked over to apologize, and after some hard talking, he released the commission, looking at Jiang Jiu pitifully. After seeing this, Jiang Jiu couldn't help but roll his eyes again. This guy is really incorrigible.

"The people are already here. Hurry up and sign the contract and then leave!" Jiang Jiu said angrily.

"I don't dare anymore, boss, please forgive me..." Rust continued to say pitifully.

"You really are." Jiang Jiu was already speechless. As expected, a mean person is invincible!

At this time, the three people chosen by Luster had also arrived at the tavern, and found Luster who was pleading with Jiang Jiu. This made them a little confused, but fortunately, all of them were human spirits, even if they traveled to another world due to sudden death. This young man in the world is actually an uncle on the inside, a social creature who doesn’t understand the ways of the world, so the three of them stood aside silently, as if please continue your performance.

"Ahem!! You're already here." Lust turned around, holding a contract in his hand and looking at the three people. As for Jiang Jiu, she had already regarded her as nothing, so she stopped pestering her. After all, She also knows that there is a limit to everything.

"Well, we meet again, Sister Lust." Rimuru said with a smile.

"Oh my, he is worthy of being called the King of Cuteness by his boss. He is soft and slimy. He is obviously just a slime, but he is not as annoying as the legend says." Rust looked at the King of Cuteness.

Although he spoke softly, he had no intention of getting close to the other party. After all, as an old gentleman, she had noticed that although the slime in front of her seemed to be a genderless thing, its soul was repelled by her. According to the principle of attraction of the same sex and repel of the opposite sex, Luster came to the conclusion that , the soul gender of this slime is male! Therefore, even if he looks soft, the old gentleman Luster will not approach him.

"So are we slaying the dragon this time?" After filtering out Rust's trash talk, Geralt looked at him and said.

"That's right, it's not just dragons, there are also some corpses and so on. Of course, everything is to save the world." Rust clenched his right hand into a fist and waved it fiercely a few times before saying.

"It sounds interesting." Sato said with a smile.

"Then what are you waiting for? Sign your name on this contract. The title of dragon slayer and countless honors will be waiting for you in the future!!!" Rust said energetically.

The three people automatically ignored this woman who looked a little pretentious, picked up the contract and signed it directly. No one in the tavern could hide Jiang Jiu, and no one could pretend to be the tavern's contract, so they didn't need to worry about themselves at all. The question of whether they will be cheated, of course, is not that there have never been such people before, but they have become a very inconspicuous speck of dust in the universe. From that day on, no one dared to cause trouble in the tavern.

"So you have already signed the contract?" Jiang Jiu came over and said.

"Well, everything is ready, let's go." Rust said impatiently.

"Um, can you tell me about the dragons in your world? We have to buy some props and so on." King Meng has already tasted the benefits of the tavern props, and of course he will not set off without any preparation.

"Ah? The dragons in our world are actually similar to the dragons in everyone's consciousness. The only difference is that the final boss we are going to kill, Alduin, is a dragon that can devour people in the myths and legends of the Nords. The black dragon that is the soul of the dead and ends this world to create the next one has the title of "World Devourer". The Nords believe that its appearance heralds the end of time. At the same time, Alduin also claims to be Akato, the Dragon God of Time. Shi's eldest son." Rust looked at everyone and said: "And the dragon language in our world has special magic, which is called dragon roar, and has various abilities."

"Although what you said is almost the same as what you didn't say, I roughly understand that they are a group of magic dragons, so in addition to paying attention to each other's physical attacks, we also have to beware of special magic." Rimuru looked at Rust and said .

"Ah, you can say that, and the more special the dragon, the stronger the magic defense ability. Of course, if you meet someone like me, you can kill a dragon with a bow and arrow." Rust said with a smile.

Rimuru and the three people automatically ignored Rust's boastful words, and then purchased some props accordingly. When everything was ready, the four of them said goodbye to Jiang Jiu and walked towards the boundary gate. At the same time, Xiao Hei had already He had already turned on the TV, prepared some nuts, and sat on the table in front of Jiang Jiu. He looked like the show was about to begin, leaving Jiang Jiu speechless.

"You've already developed a habit of this." Jiang Jiu said.

"Of course, and this should be considered a wonderful battle, of course, if they don't cheat from the beginning." Xiao Hei said.

"How can you not open it if you paid for it?" Jiang Jiu shrugged and said, "You don't need to worry about being banned."

"..." Xiao Hei was really speechless. After a while, he asked: "By the way, how is the situation in Asgard?"

"No problem. Hela fell in love with Thanos at first sight and is busy pursuing her. As for Hela, she seems to be very satisfied with Thanos's appearance, but the gift she proposed is the entire Asgard." Jiang Jiu opened a small window in front of him Gap, looked at it for a while and then said: "It seems that this silly girl has been sealed and stupid."

"So Thanos may go to Asgard in person. Don't you think that this war is actually an opportunity for the earth, an opportunity for the Avengers to realize Thanos's strength!" Xiao Hei said suddenly.

"From the current point of view, it seems that this is correct. Are you going to tell the Avengers this news?" Jiang Jiu asked curiously.

"Is it okay?" Xiao Hei asked.

"You are already a mature red panda, you have to learn to be confident, Xiao Hei." Jiang Jiu pulled the other person over, gently touched his head and said, "If you want to do something, then do it. Don’t be afraid of making mistakes, I’m here!”