Burn Marvel

Li Ze always carries two small notebooks with him.

A black one.

A red one.

The black one is responsible for recording who has praised him.

The red one is responsible for keeping track of who has offended him.

Later, Li Ze lamented that the world was declining and people's hearts were not as old as before, and he threw the blank black notebook into the trash, leaving only the almost full red notebook to carry with him.

He tilted his head and thought for a while, then added an exclamation point after Black Widow to express the emphasis. If he flipped the book forward, he could clearly see many names.

The Odin couple who set him up, the Ancient One who kept fooling him, Nick Fury who tested him no matter what, Thor who didn't give him a hammer, and Loki who had too many bones and felt too bad to hit, don't buy him. Coulson from The Dragon King, Jessica Jones who always runs around in front of him in his underwear to test his concentration.

It fully reflects how difficult it is to be a person of pure character in a world where wolves are in power and tigers and leopards are rampant.

"Hey" Li Ze stroked the red notebook and lamented his bad fate, hard life, and hardships every step of the way.

It's a pity that no one knows what Li Ze is sighing at this moment. Everyone is exhausted and thankful to survive the disaster.

"It's over." The muscles in Captain America's arms were trembling abnormally, but he still straightened his waist.

"It's over, we won." Tony's eyes were a little distracted and he didn't know what he thought of.

"It's not over yet," Hawkeye, who has always had no sense of presence, shouted on the channel, "There is still one more guest to entertain."

"Loki." Thor gritted his teeth, turned his sledgehammer, and flew towards Stark Tower.

Li Ze felt a little emotional when he heard that the farce caused by Loki finally came to an end. Justice defeated evil, and freedom defeated slavery.

But those who died as a result may not have thought that the person who avenged them was not the superhero they admired, but a person who was even more evil and terrifying in their eyes.

Do you want to go back and clean up Loki so that he can really experience it, man to man?

Li Ze was a little moved, and out of the corner of his eye, a group of crew members who recognized him as the captain were looking at him pitifully.

Touching the stubble on his chin, Li Ze thought to himself, if he returned to Earth, would these guys kick the accelerator and drive away in the boat?

Well, judge others by yourself, absolutely.

Landing the ship on the earth is a good way, but in that case, messy things will probably waste a lot of time. Who knows if the crazy woman with a watermelon knife in her hand, ready to chop people, will come over at this time.

He had already found the boat, so it would be unjust to let her block it now.

"Captain, are we going to land on Earth?" No. came up to him and asked.

"No, we will set off directly." Li Ze replied.

No. was stunned. He probably didn't expect that Li Ze was so anxious and seemed to be running for his life.

"Oh ok, please give the order."

Li Ze nodded when he heard the words, stood up, with a solemn expression on his face, waved his hand and shouted to the people below:

"Little ones."

The crew below looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes. You look at me and I look at you. After hesitating for a second, they answered in unison.

"exist."

"Follow me to catch Dong Tu's bah." Li Ze spat. The atmosphere was so similar that he was led astray, so he hurriedly changed his words.

"Follow me"

Before he finished speaking, the sound of electricity came from the earphones, and then Jarvis reminded Nick Fury to request a call.

Li Ze's waving movements stopped, and he continued to talk to the following with some displeasure.

"Wait until I get a call and then I'll catch you."

The crew waiting for the departure order was at a loss and felt a little panicked.

Li Ze ignored the crew's psychological activities, answered the phone, and asked carelessly

"what's the matter"

"How are you doing there?" Nick Fury's hoarse voice came.

"Don't you know everything?"

"I want to confirm again." Nick Fury said dryly.

"If you have something to say or fart to say, hurry up, I'm about to prepare to travel to the universe." Li Ze ignored his words.

"Just now, the Security Council dropped a nuclear bomb on New York, but Stark stopped it." Nick Fury's tone immediately became more serious when talking about serious matters.

"so what"

"The nuclear bomb took off on the sky carrier. I had no idea about it." Nick Fury paused. Even thinking about it now, he still has lingering fear in his heart. "I know you know a lot of things. I don't care about the source of the information or how you know it." , I just want to ask, has the eagle been completely locked in a cage and lost its freedom?"

The logo of S.H.I.E.L.D. is a simplified eagle, and Nick Fury is asking in this subtle way whether S.H.I.E.L.D. has been completely infiltrated by the Security Council.

It seems that he is really confused and impatient, otherwise he would not be able to ask Li Ze this kind of question, but Li Ze doesn't know who the Security Council is at all. He only vaguely knows that he is the superior of SHIELD, and the others His eyes darkened.

Seeing that Li Ze didn't answer for a long time, Nick Fury gritted his teeth and made a condition.

"I can allow you to make Hawkeye and Black Widow blow-up dolls."

"Really?" Li Ze's eyes lit up.

"I can only pretend not to know about the secret birth." Nick Fury regretted it the second he made the condition, but he couldn't take it back after he said it.

"Be wary of resurgence, be careful of Pierce." Li Ze has no relationship with Hydra, so he has no pressure to sell them. As for whether Nick Fury understands the Security Council or Hydra, he has no control over it. Anyway, he has already I gave him the ultimate answer, and even if he could get the question wrong according to the answer, he should stop messing around in that position and go home early to have a baby.

Nick Fury was silent for two seconds, as if he was digesting this shocking news, and then said something precious.

"Thank you."

Li Ze hit the snake with a stick and said it based on the situation

"If you really want to thank me, just let Black Widow"

"Goodbye, and wish you a safe journey." Before Li Ze could finish speaking, Nick Fury hung up the phone.

What kind of humanity is there for the director? Li Ze pouted and asked Jarvis to help dial Jessica Jones's phone number. After two busy signals, Jessica Jones's excited voice came.

"Man, I saw you on TV, you were so handsome, just so"

"Calm down, it's just a routine operation." Li Zefeng calmly comforted her and said, "I'm going out for a while."

"Oh, how long"

"Let it go" Li Ze was not sure either.

"Okay, don't worry, I won't swallow your %." Jessica Jones promised very loyally.

"One more thing, do you know Hawkeye and Black Widow just fought with the aliens?"

"I know, it's been analyzed and introduced on TV."

The war happened so suddenly, and in the most prosperous area of ​​the world, it was impossible for the authorities to block the news. Coupled with Nick Fury's intentional or unintentional connivance, the media was so pervasive that they already knew the details of Black Widow.

"Producing real-life dolls of Hawkeye and Black Widow, inflatable ones. They must be very popular. Don't worry, someone has authorized them." Li Ze showed a wicked smile.

"That, man" Jessica Jones said with a rare twist.

"What's wrong?" Li Ze frowned, having a bad feeling in his heart.

"Man, you are also very popular. You must be more popular than them. Otherwise, you can sacrifice yourself."

"Get lost." Li Ze hung up the phone angrily. I couldn't laugh or cry in my heart, what does this mean? It's hard to guard against house thieves day and night, hunting geese all day long, and eventually being pecked by geese.

He took two deep breaths to calm down the urge to fly back to Earth and spank Jessica Jones, and showed a domineering smile to the crew members who had been watching him for a long time.

"Little ones."

"exist."

"Let's go to the new world"

"Ah" "What" "Which" "Oh"

The crew members looked at each other handsomely and talked quietly for a while. Finally, the first mate asked

"Captain, which planet is the new world?"