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147. Superman: I really want to retire~

Justice League Space Station Headquarters.

"We are called here this time because a very serious thing has happened." Superman sat at the round table in the conference room, looked around at everyone present, and said seriously.However, the superheroes present didn't seem to give Superman much respect, and they were chatting and laughing in small groups below.

"Hey, cousin, be serious. Stop discussing which cosmetics are better with Peggy Carter during the meeting. After the meeting, you can go buy Tony's and pay for it." Superman couldn't bear it any longer and slammed the table and shouted loudly.

Tony looked depressed: "Why should I pay for it?"

"Because I'm your little aunt~" Peggy Carter smiled.

"Then why do you still have to pay for this lady?" Tony asked in confusion.

Supergirl winked at Tony: "Paige and I hit it off right away, and we just got married. So, you want to call me now~"

"Auntie," Tony replied first with a lewd smile on his face.

Supergirl couldn't help but rolled her eyes at Tony: "It's the eldest aunt."

"So, Tony, I am your uncle." Superman's eyes lit up instantly and he patted Tony's shoulder in a friendly manner.

"Stop trying to get involved with your girlfriend's cosmetics. You can buy your girlfriend's cosmetics yourself." Tony knocked down Superman's hand in disgust, instantly seeing through Superman's purpose.

"Ahem, where were you talking about?" Superman smiled awkwardly, trying to pick up the topic.

The Flash reminded in a low voice: "Something serious happened."

"Well, the thing is, Batman has... Hey Kyle, please take care of Diana. Don't let her drink wine for Green Lantern anymore and she's lying on the ground." Superman was about to continue speaking. , and saw Wonder Woman forcing a bottle of Erguotou into the mouth of Green Lantern who was lying on the ground. The angry Superman immediately asked Li Zhen to deal with it.

"Sorry, go find someone else. I don't have time." Li Zhen's breathless voice came from the side. Everyone looked along the sound and saw Li Zhen standing in the way, arguing that he wanted to fight the Hulk. Captain America, who was drinking, was struggling to suppress the Hulk, who was preparing to show everyone a set of tricks with the help of alcohol.

"Ron En Ron En" Seeing that he could no longer count on Li Zhen, Superman quickly looked for Martian Manhunter, trying to rely on Martian Manhunter's psychic ability to wake everyone up.

Unfortunately, the Flash's words poured cold water on Superman: "Stop shouting, Ron is sleeping on the table right now. I just slapped him twice and didn't wake him up."

When Superman heard this, he looked in the direction that The Flash was pointing. Sure enough, Martian Manhunter, with a slap mark on each side of his cheek, was sleeping soundly on the table with a bottle of wine in his arms.

At this moment, a little boy less than 1 meters tall suddenly stood up and said confidently: "You useless adults have to rely on me at critical moments."

In the expectant eyes of Superman, The Flash, Li Zhen and others, as the little boy shouted: "Shazam!" After a burst of lightning and thunder, the little boy turned into a 1.8-meter strong man.

"Spinning, jumping, I close my eyes~" Shazam hummed while guiding a bolt of lightning to jump back and forth on everyone's head.

Superman: "I feel so upset, can I leave the group? I am no longer the administrator."

A few minutes later, everyone sat around the round table with serious expressions.If you put aside the joyful afros on everyone's head and the black smoke occasionally spit out by a few people.Then it will be a successful meeting.

"...That's the situation. Do you have any questions?" Superman, who finally narrated the incident smoothly, took a sip of tea and asked everyone.

"I have a question." Wonder Woman knocked on the table, attracted everyone's attention, and said with a calm face: "Who set off that lightning just now? Why did it only shock me, a woman?"

"Say something meaningful," Li Zhen rolled his eyes and accused.Secretly, he pointed at Shazam, who looked innocent.

Wonder Woman nodded clearly, took a deep look at Shazam, and then asked seriously: "So, Batman is under control. But he still has his own wisdom."

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nbsp;After seeing Li Zhen nodding and giving a definite answer, Wonder Woman looked at everyone and asked: "Now, have any of you heard from Batman the information about the plan to subdue us?"

"No." Everyone kept shaking their heads.

"Okay." Wonder Woman suddenly felt her head spin as she thought about Batman's stolen plan last time.Well, it's definitely not the sequelae of being drunk: "You all think carefully about what plans Batman will make based on your weaknesses."

"It's obvious to me and Superman." Li Zhen continued calmly: "My weakness is the Gun of Longinus. One of the few items Batman took from the base is a gun head. Come on Batman he didn’t tell me the truth.”

Superman smiled bitterly and said: "I seem to have brought it upon myself. I should have given that kryptonite to Batman."

"No, it's not your fault. None of us thought that Batman would be controlled by the enemy." After the Flash comforted Superman, he turned around and asked strangely: "I have always wondered why Batman took away Diana's rope."

"Two reasons. One, Batman is to avoid our plan to catch him and then let me tie him up with a rope;" Wonder Woman took a deep breath and continued: "Second, he should want to find Achilles’ heel for some of us”

"Someone like me?" Tony took out a small round mirror from his arms and looked at it narcissistically and said, "It's not good for a person to be too perfect. Even the weaknesses need to be found by others with artifacts."

Everyone was speechless for a while and looked at Tony.What else can penetrate this face?

"Narcissism, lust, arrogance, gluttony, laziness, vanity..." Li Zhen stretched out his fingers and muttered while counting.

Shazam was close, and when he heard Li Zhen's muttering, he couldn't help but asked curiously: "Kyle, what are you counting?"

"Oh, I'm counting Tony's weaknesses. Can you lend me your hands? I don't have enough fingers." Li Zhen raised his head and said innocently.

"..." Shazam, whose mouth couldn't help but twitch, suddenly thought of something and asked quickly: "You just said that Iron Man is weak."

The scene suddenly fell silent, and everyone immediately looked at Tony with sympathetic eyes.

"Hey, if you want proof, you can ask those celebrity models. I'm very strong and I torture them to death every night." Tony was immediately anxious, how could he say that?

Although I am now entering middle age, my body is getting worse day by day, and occasionally my energy will decline for a while when the micro-reactor is almost out of power... But I am definitely worthy of it. I am called "Iron Man" "Man

"What I want to say is hypocrisy, why are you so anxious?" Li Zhen looked at Tony sideways, and then said with a look of realization: "Oh, I understand. Tony, don't worry, no one will say you are hypocritical." , I have a holy technique for strengthening the body, do you want to try it, it will be very helpful in some aspects?"

After listening to Li Zhen's words, everyone looked at Tony with more and more pity, and Tony couldn't help crying: "I'm really worthy."

"Don't worry, Tony. You can go back to the meeting and find a girl to prove it." Professor Banner patted Tony's shoulder comfortingly and gave him some advice.

Tony was about to nod in agreement, but suddenly remembered something, and said to Professor Banner with a straight face: "No way to celebrate Aunt Peggy's return to youth, I swear to cultivate my moral character throughout the year."

"Yes, I believe it." After hearing this, Professor Banner looked at Tony and couldn't help but feel strange.

On the other side, the Flash quietly approached Li Zhen and asked Li Zhen in a low voice: "Kyle, do you have any holy skills that can increase endurance? Give it to me. My girlfriend always dislikes me too quickly."

"Uh, that's really not the case." Li Zhen couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, looking at the Flash pitifully.

"Okay," Flash lowered his head in frustration: "It seems that next time I compete with Iris in a handstand, I will lose again."

"Uh, you mean handstand?" Li Zhen asked confusedly.

"Otherwise, what do you think it is?" Looking at the Flash's pure eyes, Li Zhen couldn't help but be speechless.

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