angel in comics
132. Crow’s mouth
"So your conscience won't hurt?" Li Zhen asked curiously.
"Conscience" Deadpool covered his chest in surprise: "My conscience has been dug out, chopped into pieces, and ground into powder... This little pain is nothing~"
"Tell me, what did he tell you to say?" Li Zhen pulled a chair over and sat on it, looking at Deadpool.
"Let me take a look." Deadpool took out a small notebook from his arms and muttered as he turned the pages: "I remember writing it down here, but I can't find it."
With that said, Deadpool looked at the cover again: "That's right, it should be this one. It's strange why I can't find it."
Hearing this, Li Zhen couldn't help the curiosity in his heart and approached him: "Let me see, oh, bitch, I can't tell that you can actually speak Chinese."
"It's a joke, it's a joke. Don't speak Chinese, I can even pronounce a few sentences in ancient Egyptian~" Deadpool laughed triumphantly, and then his eyes tightened: "I don't remember that I have a bitch name"
"Don't worry about these details." Li Zhen waved his hand casually: "I don't believe you know ancient Egyptian."
"Hey, you still don't believe me? I'll show you a treasure." Deadpool stared back unconvinced, threw the notebook in his hand to Li Zhen, and suddenly reached into his pants with his right hand to turn over it.
"Well, it's not this. It's not this, it's even more impossible. Although it's a big baby, I only show this baby to women." Deadpool groaned with a look of comfort on his face: "Oh~ I found you. I'm coming out"
As he spoke, he pulled out a shabby book with his right hand, with a few curvy hairs on it.
"Let me tell you, I found this book in a museum in Egypt. I was almost killed by a bald man because of it." Deadpool proudly handed the book to Li Zhen.
"Bible of the Dead" Li Zhen glanced at the name on the cover of the book and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth: "Is that bald man's name Immorton?"
Deadpool scratched the back of his head and said hesitantly after recalling for a long time: "It seems that he was called by that name. Don't worry about him. The one who was killed just a few days after being resurrected was definitely not the protagonist."
"Okay, I believe you know ancient Egyptian. Take it back quickly." Li Zhen really didn't have the courage to take the book from Deadpool and said helplessly.
"Do you think I want to give it to you? You are overthinking it, young man~ This book is for my old lover~" Deadpool carefully stuffed the book back into his pants and adjusted the position with his hands. .
"I hope you can see your old lover in your lifetime." Li Zhen couldn't help but complain when he thought of Deadpool's old lover, the goddess of death.
"What did you write down in this notebook?" Li Zhen then turned his attention to the notebook in his hand, opened it curiously and took a look.
"In a certain world in 1984, under Sarah Connor's commission, a half-mechanical, half-flesh guy was thrown into another world. Note: The final payment has not been received."
The governor was thrown into another world by you. Li Zhen looked at Deadpool speechlessly, and then turned the page.
"In a certain world in 2012, my God, there is such a strong woman in this world who could sprain her waist and kill the half-mechanical, half-flesh guy I threw into this world. It's so scary."
"You have also been to the world of iPartment." Li Zhen looked at Deadpool in confusion.
"Where is the love apartment?" Deadpool had a puzzled expression.
"This is it. You remember the world where that tough woman lived." Li Zhen pointed to the entry recorded in the notebook and said.
"Oh, you are talking about this world." Deadpool suddenly realized: "Actually, that guy is not dead, his chip was installed in the magical person named Guan Gu."
"So" remembered that before time travel, he had seen a piece of news about the fifth season of Love Apartment, which seemed to lack Sekiya's participation, and Li Zhen suddenly had a bad intuition in his heart.
"So I accepted the commission from a person named Xiao Hei and sent the Guan Gu magic to other worlds," Deadpool said nonchalantly.
"I suddenly have an idea in my heart that I want to kill you." Li Zhen looked at Deadpool speechlessly for a long time, and suddenly asked: "What does Xiao Hei look like?"
"I don't know. At that time, my vision went dark and I didn't know anything anymore," Deadpool said, trying to remember.
"It can make you faint. It looks darker than Nick Fury." Li Zhen murmured to himself and continued to look through it.
However, when Li Zhen finished flipping through the notebook, he could not find the recorded words spoken by Deadpool.
"So can't you think carefully about what that person asked you to say?" Li Zhen threw the notebook back speechlessly and complained.
"You can't blame me. Who made that guy so hot and handsome? At that time, I only wanted to have sex with him~ How can I still remember what he said? I can write it down in a small notebook and it's already very restrained." Deadpool said He argued with a shy look.
"I suddenly have a bad feeling that you will be unlucky next time." Seeing Deadpool's despicable appearance, Li Zhen couldn't help but complain.
As soon as he finished speaking, a black hole as tall as a person suddenly appeared behind Deadpool. A translucent giant hand grabbed Deadpool's body and pulled him into the black hole.
Li Zhen reacted immediately and stretched out his hand to grab Deadpool. But what he didn't expect was that Deadpool's body turned out to be like a 3D projection, completely non-physical. Li Zhen's hand went directly through Deadpool's body.
"Who is that person?" Li Zhen couldn't help but be shocked when he saw this. Ever since he was promoted to a mid-level angel, he has never seen anyone take someone away forcibly in front of him, and the person he took away was a difficult guy like Deadpool.
Just when Deadpool was about to be caught back into the black hole by the giant hand, Deadpool struggled to utter a few words from his mouth: "They... they... are... going... back... back... .careful......."
Before he finished speaking, he was taken back to the black hole by the giant hand, and the black hole was immediately closed.
"Who are they? What are they being careful about?" Li Zhen couldn't help but get mad: "If you leave after saying that, you will die. After such a bloody plot, you are not afraid of being sent a razor blade."
When Li Zhen just finished complaining, Deadpool's head suddenly popped out of the air and winked at Li Zhen: "Are you sure you haven't mastered the great prophecy technique? Your mouth is almost as big as a crow's mouth."
After saying this, Deadpool seemed to be pulled hard by his feet, and his head disappeared into the air with a pop.The stunned Li Zhen was left muttering to himself: "You have such skills, you can't spoil the story. Why do you have to complain about me? Are you still afraid of spoiling the whole family?"
"Conscience" Deadpool covered his chest in surprise: "My conscience has been dug out, chopped into pieces, and ground into powder... This little pain is nothing~"
"Tell me, what did he tell you to say?" Li Zhen pulled a chair over and sat on it, looking at Deadpool.
"Let me take a look." Deadpool took out a small notebook from his arms and muttered as he turned the pages: "I remember writing it down here, but I can't find it."
With that said, Deadpool looked at the cover again: "That's right, it should be this one. It's strange why I can't find it."
Hearing this, Li Zhen couldn't help the curiosity in his heart and approached him: "Let me see, oh, bitch, I can't tell that you can actually speak Chinese."
"It's a joke, it's a joke. Don't speak Chinese, I can even pronounce a few sentences in ancient Egyptian~" Deadpool laughed triumphantly, and then his eyes tightened: "I don't remember that I have a bitch name"
"Don't worry about these details." Li Zhen waved his hand casually: "I don't believe you know ancient Egyptian."
"Hey, you still don't believe me? I'll show you a treasure." Deadpool stared back unconvinced, threw the notebook in his hand to Li Zhen, and suddenly reached into his pants with his right hand to turn over it.
"Well, it's not this. It's not this, it's even more impossible. Although it's a big baby, I only show this baby to women." Deadpool groaned with a look of comfort on his face: "Oh~ I found you. I'm coming out"
As he spoke, he pulled out a shabby book with his right hand, with a few curvy hairs on it.
"Let me tell you, I found this book in a museum in Egypt. I was almost killed by a bald man because of it." Deadpool proudly handed the book to Li Zhen.
"Bible of the Dead" Li Zhen glanced at the name on the cover of the book and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth: "Is that bald man's name Immorton?"
Deadpool scratched the back of his head and said hesitantly after recalling for a long time: "It seems that he was called by that name. Don't worry about him. The one who was killed just a few days after being resurrected was definitely not the protagonist."
"Okay, I believe you know ancient Egyptian. Take it back quickly." Li Zhen really didn't have the courage to take the book from Deadpool and said helplessly.
"Do you think I want to give it to you? You are overthinking it, young man~ This book is for my old lover~" Deadpool carefully stuffed the book back into his pants and adjusted the position with his hands. .
"I hope you can see your old lover in your lifetime." Li Zhen couldn't help but complain when he thought of Deadpool's old lover, the goddess of death.
"What did you write down in this notebook?" Li Zhen then turned his attention to the notebook in his hand, opened it curiously and took a look.
"In a certain world in 1984, under Sarah Connor's commission, a half-mechanical, half-flesh guy was thrown into another world. Note: The final payment has not been received."
The governor was thrown into another world by you. Li Zhen looked at Deadpool speechlessly, and then turned the page.
"In a certain world in 2012, my God, there is such a strong woman in this world who could sprain her waist and kill the half-mechanical, half-flesh guy I threw into this world. It's so scary."
"You have also been to the world of iPartment." Li Zhen looked at Deadpool in confusion.
"Where is the love apartment?" Deadpool had a puzzled expression.
"This is it. You remember the world where that tough woman lived." Li Zhen pointed to the entry recorded in the notebook and said.
"Oh, you are talking about this world." Deadpool suddenly realized: "Actually, that guy is not dead, his chip was installed in the magical person named Guan Gu."
"So" remembered that before time travel, he had seen a piece of news about the fifth season of Love Apartment, which seemed to lack Sekiya's participation, and Li Zhen suddenly had a bad intuition in his heart.
"So I accepted the commission from a person named Xiao Hei and sent the Guan Gu magic to other worlds," Deadpool said nonchalantly.
"I suddenly have an idea in my heart that I want to kill you." Li Zhen looked at Deadpool speechlessly for a long time, and suddenly asked: "What does Xiao Hei look like?"
"I don't know. At that time, my vision went dark and I didn't know anything anymore," Deadpool said, trying to remember.
"It can make you faint. It looks darker than Nick Fury." Li Zhen murmured to himself and continued to look through it.
However, when Li Zhen finished flipping through the notebook, he could not find the recorded words spoken by Deadpool.
"So can't you think carefully about what that person asked you to say?" Li Zhen threw the notebook back speechlessly and complained.
"You can't blame me. Who made that guy so hot and handsome? At that time, I only wanted to have sex with him~ How can I still remember what he said? I can write it down in a small notebook and it's already very restrained." Deadpool said He argued with a shy look.
"I suddenly have a bad feeling that you will be unlucky next time." Seeing Deadpool's despicable appearance, Li Zhen couldn't help but complain.
As soon as he finished speaking, a black hole as tall as a person suddenly appeared behind Deadpool. A translucent giant hand grabbed Deadpool's body and pulled him into the black hole.
Li Zhen reacted immediately and stretched out his hand to grab Deadpool. But what he didn't expect was that Deadpool's body turned out to be like a 3D projection, completely non-physical. Li Zhen's hand went directly through Deadpool's body.
"Who is that person?" Li Zhen couldn't help but be shocked when he saw this. Ever since he was promoted to a mid-level angel, he has never seen anyone take someone away forcibly in front of him, and the person he took away was a difficult guy like Deadpool.
Just when Deadpool was about to be caught back into the black hole by the giant hand, Deadpool struggled to utter a few words from his mouth: "They... they... are... going... back... back... .careful......."
Before he finished speaking, he was taken back to the black hole by the giant hand, and the black hole was immediately closed.
"Who are they? What are they being careful about?" Li Zhen couldn't help but get mad: "If you leave after saying that, you will die. After such a bloody plot, you are not afraid of being sent a razor blade."
When Li Zhen just finished complaining, Deadpool's head suddenly popped out of the air and winked at Li Zhen: "Are you sure you haven't mastered the great prophecy technique? Your mouth is almost as big as a crow's mouth."
After saying this, Deadpool seemed to be pulled hard by his feet, and his head disappeared into the air with a pop.The stunned Li Zhen was left muttering to himself: "You have such skills, you can't spoil the story. Why do you have to complain about me? Are you still afraid of spoiling the whole family?"
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