The Ultimate Creature of American Comics
Chapter 95: Roll over, you piece of meat
"Qiao Wei, how's it going? What did you see?"
On Diana's original dining table, Deadpool made a seductive pose, but he himself had already been disemboweled and dripping with blood. The flight attendants who were delivering the tools did not dare to take a second look at it. Only Flo Miss Lance suppressed her nausea, sometimes passing the knife to Qiao Wei, and sometimes gently applying alcohol to Deadpool. She was extremely dedicated to her duties. .huangjintong.org
"Oh, my angel, Your Majesty the Grand Duke, I feel like I'm in love."
Jovi ignored Deadpool, who was exuding pink aura, but shook his head at Diana, "Although the zha n in his belly is also a product of Stark Industries, it was already from the World War II era. Moreover, Deathstroke seems to have undergone some modifications, which is hard to understand at all.”
"Your Excellency, do you need me to contact Stark Industries?"
Florence asked, her professional look made Deadpool's eyes full of stars, "No, beautiful lady, Mr. Big Shit is different from his father. He studies everything." It’s missiles or something like that. I don’t understand the charm of zha n at all. Oh, I think I must die. Before I die, can you kiss me?”
Qiao Wei stabbed the red-hot table knife into Deadpool's stomach, then pulled it open, and then dug out the healed stomach again. In these short ten minutes, Jovi had repeated this action many times, with such skill that not even a drop of blood was spattered on Diana and Florence.
"Wade is an idiot, and he is the top one. This zha n firing system was modified by Deathstroke. Once the countdown starts, there is no possibility of canceling it."
Qiao Wei looked at the finished Deadpool with a look of helplessness on his face. This fool didn't come to Japan to be broken. When choosing zha n, couldn't he choose one with a simple structure, such as the one with red and blue lines?
As if he saw what Qiao Wei was thinking, Deadpool curled his lips and said, "This is not my fault, Your Excellency, if it weren't for this Princess, I wouldn't do it either."
"cough cough"
Diana coughed twice. Are you kidding? The accident obviously happened on a plane. Why should she take the blame? "Jovi, do you really have any other options?"
"Of course, why don't we just open the hatch and throw him out? This is an altitude of over feet, so we won't accidentally injure anyone else."
"Don't bother me, Your Excellency, you will lose your servant if you do this."
Deadpool bit his handkerchief, looking like he was about to cry, which made Diana next to him unable to help but become suspicious again.
That's it, Inez would really like him.
"Don't worry, you don't hesitate to hide the hijacking in your belly, isn't it just to avoid Inez? Think about it carefully, no one will find you if you explode like this. Isn't it exactly what you want?"
Hearing Qiao Wei say this, Deadpool frowned. It was indeed true, but the price was just too high. Inez just broke her pelvis. At least the process was quite enjoyable. Yes, but if it is blown to pieces
"Don't even think about it, Jovi Joestar, who do you think I am? I'm everyone's favorite Deadpool, the greatest mercenary on the planet, and an antihero even more popular than Diana. How could I possibly It’s to avoid Inez, I am I am”
Just when Jovi frowned and began to think about when Deadpool became more popular than Wonder Woman, Deadpool himself started to squirm. Like a middle school student who was about to confess his love, he pointed at his fingers nervously and stuttered for a long time before finally forcing out a few words through his teeth, "I'm here to meet Little Wolf."
little wolf wolf
"You are here to see Wolverine, he is in Nagasaki"
Deadpool nodded shyly, as if he really had an affair with Logan, "It was a Japanese woman named Mariko who called me. Not just him, but Phoenix Girl was also there, right. , Your Majesty the Grand Duke, didn’t you say that the output of Carbona alloy is not high? Why do I hear that the younger members of the Yashida family seem to have a lot of them?”
"I don't know, maybe it's Wanda's fault."
Qiao Wei's face was not red and his heart was not beating. How should I put it? Regarding the alloy, Yashida Ichiro only paid a premium of ten times, but when he sold it to the Wilson brothers, he directly blackmailed them for dozens of tasks. employment wages.
Not to mention the money for fighting knives, even if Deadpool wanted to be a carbonara version of Wolverine, he would probably be rich.
Deadpool nodded, obviously accepting Qiao Wei's statement. Wanda's Chaos Magic is no longer a secret. Comrade Chuan Jianguo, who just took office, must still have a headache. The hundreds of people who were pushed through by Wanda Billion dollar bills, who knows how many are real.
"Let's do this, Miss Florence, ask the captain to send a message to the ground, saying that the plane has encountered a mechanical failure and needs to make an emergency landing in Nagasaki, and ask them to sort out a flight path. By the way, contact the authorities and ask them to make an emergency landing. The tickets of these passengers have been refunded.”
"Yes, Your Excellency the Grand Duke."
Florence was ordered to leave, while Jovi hooked his hand at Deadpool, took the lead out of the luxury cabin, and came to the cabin.
A huge platinum star emerged from behind Jovi. Although only his head was still in the plane, Deadpool's "kind" smile was something he would never forget.
"Daddy, what do you want to do? The little servant doesn't want to pick up his own parts."
"Don't worry, Deadpool, take this first," Jovi handed over the knife in his hand. As soon as the confused Deadpool took it, the cabin door was suddenly opened, and a big foot He reached out from the side and kicked Deadpool out with one kick.
"Yinzhen, help him."
As soon as Deadpool flew out of the plane, two big purple hands stretched out from the bottom of the plane and held him firmly in his palms. In the darkness, Yin Zhen took the knife from Deadpool's hand and slashed He stabbed it on the zha n transformed by Deathstroke.
Hot orange light lit up from the palm of the Platinum Heart, and the shock wave and flames were firmly locked in the palm of the Platinum Star. Only the sound of Bao Zha penetrated the gap between his palms, emitting a sound similar to A fart-like sound.
Florence, who had just left the captain's cabin, was stunned by the window. She was just an ordinary citizen, and her mental strength was not strong enough to see the image of the double. Because of this, the scene of Deadpool was so confusing to him. , it’s just another thing.
In the orange light that lights up inside the body, Deadpool's avocado-like face and his body are constantly twisting and enlarging, but under the restriction of a certain power, they are always restrained in a small space. In the end, It rolled like an indescribable piece of meat.
"vomit"
Finally, professionalism collapsed.
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