Marvel's Fairy Chef

"Mr. Fang! I have to make a promise from you now." Captain Rogers, who returned to Fang's restaurant, confiscated all Minty's weapons: "Promise that Minty will never touch these things again."

"Captain, calm down." Fang Jie wiped the saliva from his face. Let's just talk and don't get so close, okay? Look at the person who sprayed your saliva, and who would put away your jealous eyes?

"I think you misunderstood. I am not the little girl's guardian. I will not bear the blame for the little girl's crooked growth." Fang Jie pointed at Fu Bo who was criticizing Mindy. It seemed that the latter was very worried after learning about the unexpected incident at the playground.

"Sorry, I got excited." Rogers smiled awkwardly at Chef Fang, then turned and walked towards Fu Bo and the others.

"Girl, you were so careless, why did you get caught? Haven't I always emphasized that you should pay attention to your back?" Uncle Fu felt like he hated iron and said, "And what's more! You took care of me all the time." When a person is knocked down, why don't you just shoot him again? Hasn't the young master always taught us that villains die by talking too much? The same is true for decency. What if the opponent still has a deadly weapon in his hand? Many superheroes have stumbled here. , For example, the guy called Superman that the young master has been talking about. Every time, the woman is kind enough to let the enemy run away, and then is beaten to death by the opponent. So the attack must be ruthless, only the dead villain is a good villain!" The old housekeeper kept saying Nagging, completely unaware of Rogers' arrival.

In the latter case, Rogers' face became darker and darker as he listened. Is this how you educate your children? It's a shame I was so moved in the amusement park.

"The next step is how you dealt with it at that time." Uncle Fu took a sip of tea and continued: "Facing an enemy, especially an opponent who is taller than you, you must first lower your center of gravity. Because the opponent is much higher than you, once you Lower your center of gravity and bend over when making gestures. At this time, his lower body defense will be relaxed for a moment, and then he will lift his vaginal legs and insert his eyes..."

"Uncle Fu, what are you doing? How can you teach Mindy such a vulgar move?" The captain interrupted Fu Bo with a dark face: "Obviously it is more appropriate to use a fairy to guide the way and a monkey to pick peaches."

"Nonsense, you want Minty to pick peaches? Isn't it more obscene?" Forbes retorted with a raised beard: "According to the strength ratio of the human body, the strength of the legs is obviously higher than that of the hands. Lifting the vaginal legs is better than picking peaches with a monkey. The damage effect is better”

"But have you ever thought about how dangerous it would be if the opponent dodges Mindy's kick and the master is unable to change his move in time!" Rogers argued without giving up.

Hey, are you off topic? Weren't we going to discuss Loli's education? Why did we go so far as to discuss martial arts routines? Fang Jie covered his face, is there something wrong with the feng shui of our restaurant? Why did even the upright Captain Rogers become crooked?

"No! Mindy is not young anymore. It is imperative to go to school. If you don't study hard now, how will you gain a foothold in society in the future?" After the two old men ended their discussion on martial arts, they finally brought the topic back on track.

"I can teach this too, isn't it just a teaching?" Uncle Fu, who is like a grandfather, is already a bit doting on Mindy.

"What can you teach me? How to cut an artery silently?" Captain Rogers asked competitively.

"What do you mean? Why do you look down on me?" Fu Bo slammed a few certificates on the table and said "Shunzi"!

Chef Fang curiously came up to take a look. He has a master's degree in physics from Cambridge University, a doctorate in chemistry and biological theory from Harvard University, and an honorary lecturer in the Department of Engineering at Stanford University...

Fang Jie looked at Uncle Fu with a look of disbelief on his face. Old man, you couldn't have forged a false certificate, right?

"Hmph! These are all things I learned on my own after I retired and was bored!" Top student, oh no! Scholar Fu Bo said that self-study is really easy. If he didn't have to take care of the young master later, the old man would be a man who planned to win all the top ten prestigious schools.

"Liu, are you trying to force me to do something violent?" Captain Rogers narrowed his eyes and spoke a lot of words that Fang Jie had never heard of before. "How amazing is a degree? I'm proficient in seventy-two." Am I proud of the country’s language? Explode! Four twos”

"You..." Uncle Fu's mouth twitched, you really want to compete with me, right?

"Stop!" Looking at the two old men, well, Rogers' actual age should not be younger than Forbes, right? The two old guys gradually evolved from being gentlemen who talk but don't do anything, to being gentlemen who don't do anything but talk. Fang Jie terminated this time at the right time