Marvel's Fairy Chef

"Hello, Agent Coulson!" The chef put his arms around Coulson's neck with a stern expression, "What about that? This time I helped you solve a big problem..."

"Haha..." Colson was speechless. Is this really the case? Didn't you invite these monsters? Otherwise, why would you appear at the scene every time there is an accident...

"So, do you think you can talk to your director and send these monsters... ah, seafood to my restaurant?" The chef is very familiar with what SHIELD is about. In all likelihood, these things will be used. After being sent to the laboratory by Nick, instead of being dissected by scientists who knew nothing, it would be better to give it to myself for cooking!

"Seafood..." Colson rolled his eyes. Has the chef's taste become stronger? He can even eat this kind of food. By the way, the black dishes he ate before were not cooked with strange things. Bar?

"By the way, Mr. Fang, who is that guy in the Viking coat?" Coulson could see clearly when he arrived just now. The destructive power of this guy is so amazing, and the blinding thunder is simply It's comparable to a super-powerful light bulb.

"Don't you know him?" The chef was curious. It seemed that Coulson and the others had met that slutty big light bulb several times. It's no wonder that Coulson couldn't recognize Thor. Thor's temperament and eyes were completely different from before when he transformed into Thor. The chef understood this. Take a look at those American TV series and anime about transformation. The protagonists in them often only need to change their hairstyle to disguise their identity, especially a guy who flies around in underwear, who looks different before and after transformation. Glasses, but just like that, no one noticed his true identity. When he thought about it, the chef had to sigh, how blind are the guys who hang out with him every day...

"He is..." The chef wanted to say that this Viking was his friend Thor, but when he saw the seafood that was electrocuted to char by Thor, he immediately changed his mind and said, "I don't know him. If you, SHIELD, are interested, , you can ask yourself..."

"You are Thor..." Bedia looked at the handsome man showing off his power in front of her, with little stars in his beautiful eyes... Oh! This girl has been completely hanged on Thor's crooked tree...

"Well, Bettia, please get off me first. I have something to do with Mr. Fang..." Thor broke away from Bettia's arms and walked towards the chef with a look like "give me an explanation."

"What's that? Colson, don't forget to send these seafood to my restaurant. I remembered that I was in a hurry just now and forgot to turn off the gas at home..." The chef saw Thor holding a small hammer and pointing at him with resentment. Coming up, it seemed that the former wanted to ask about the hammer. Seeing that the situation was not good, the chef immediately rubbed oil on the soles of his feet.

"Stop! Explain to me why my hammer is like this?" Thor could see clearly just now that Thor's hammer flew out of the chef's arms. If the chef didn't know the reason, then There is a ghost!

"What are you talking about? The wind is too strong and I can't hear you. If you need anything, call me!" The chef told a lie and ran away using his Qinggong skills.

"Asshole! The hammer must have something to do with this guy!" Seeing the chef running away, Thor became more and more certain that the chef was suspected of committing the crime.

"Master, why are we running?" With a crow... Uncle Seventeen, if you bastard dares to mention that crow again, believe it or not, I will smash the windows of your house at night! Well, an old tree is sitting on the chef's Gundam in a posture of entwined roots...

Author Fu Bo Fu, you should write about crows flying on airplanes...

"Fu Bo, do you know about superheroes? A great man named Wozky once said that so-called superheroes should do good deeds without leaving a name, and run away first after defeating monsters... As qualified superheroes, we should When you have done something, just brush off your clothes and hide your merit and fame..." The chef ran away while forcing him blindly. Anyway, the chef would not admit that he was afraid that after his deeds were exposed, he would be hunted down by some Vikings. …

Forbes superhero? When did the young master have such noble character?

"Colson, where's that bastard cook?" The secret agent leader with a dark face also rushed to the scene at this time. Unlike the last food election, this time tens of thousands of people witnessed supernatural events at the scene, including some from society. celebrity. It would be difficult for Colson alone to control the situation, so Nick came here as a last resort.

"What are you talking about? That guy actually asked us to send these monsters to his restaurant?" After hearing Coulson's report, Nick couldn't help but twitch his eyelids. "No! These monsters must be dealt with by our SHIELD..."

"Um...who is Mr. Colson..." Scott, wearing sunglasses and a yellow vest, came to Nick and Colson with a list. "I am the businessman of Xavier Genius Express Company." Manager Scott, we have packed and taken away the expedited express delivery just now. Could you please sign for me..."

"Expedited express delivery?" Colson looked confused. "I didn't send any express delivery?"

"Oh, didn't you ask Mr. Fang Jie to call us just now?" Scott looked at Colson who was still in a daze. Could this guy want to refuse to pay the express fee? What if you really dare not to pay? I will stare you to death! In terms of resentment towards the chef, if there could be a list, Cyclops Scott would definitely be in the top three. You must know that the reason why your girlfriend broke up with you is all thanks to that big chef. If it weren't for that guy's great kindness to mutants, I would have fought him to the death... So naturally he wouldn't have a good look on Coulson, who might be the chef's best friend.

"Did that scammer call you here?" Nick's eyelids twitched. "Damn, those seafood...ah! Where are the corpses of those monsters?"

A minute later, Nick and others looked at the empty stage, Damn! Didn't that bastard start too quickly?

"What's that? You haven't paid the courier fee yet!"

Scott's face sank, and he remembered what the chef said on the phone that he had trouble finding a reporter, so he shouted loudly, "Comrade reporter, there is someone here who wants express delivery but refuses to pay..."

Nick...

At the same time...a video titled "Wonderful Girl" stage play appeared on major social networks.

"Oh my God! Is this a stage play? Are the special effects too exaggerated? How on earth did the security guard's head... The blood spray is so exaggerated!" The comment column below the video exploded with all kinds of questions. Coming...

"Damn it! This shot is too real! Isn't it deliberately released by the crew for hype?" This is a message from a lover of the truth.

"Of course it's real. This is not a stage play, but a real battle. I was there..." This is a message from an insider.

"Magical Girl is so beautiful, that barrier is so cool... I am a fan of Magical Girl!" This is a message from a big fan of Magical Girl.

"Go away! Those two lolita are the key point, my God! As a lolita, I am completely conquered..." This was a message from a certain lolita uncle.

"Welcome to the Gemini Cult, we will provide you with the latest news about the Divine Gemini around the clock." Well... this seems to be a message from a cult tail organization...

In short, the Internet across the United States is talking about the attack that just happened...

"Colson, didn't I tell you to block the news?" Nick put down his cell phone and his eyelids couldn't help twitching. He just received a call from a senior executive of the Security Council asking why there was such an exaggerated video on the Internet.

"Director, I have contacted various media websites, but the video spread too fast and there was no time to delete it..." Colson looked helpless. Since the rise of self-media, those small videos cannot be deleted at all!