The last elf

The eight of us did not dare to neglect at all and ran all the way towards Phoenix Mountain. After running for a long time, we finally arrived at the crime scene. .biquge

At this time, the scene has been cordoned off. More than a dozen policemen are investigating the scene. There are also many people surrounding the cordon. Fortunately, the body has not been carried away yet, which means we still have a chance.

As soon as we approached the blockade, a policeman came over and shouted to us: "Stand aside, you people! Don't you see that the case is being investigated?!"

I x, this person spoke with a standard Northeastern accent, and his voice was so loud that my Lulu was almost frightened to tears.

Why! Wait a minute...Why is Lulu here too? How could she be brought to this scene? Isn't this just looking for trouble?

I turned back and glanced at Jiang Yuebai. At this time, he was holding Lulu and looking at me with an innocent face.

I sighed and seemed to understand that the little girl Lulu couldn't live without me and Xueying now. She would definitely follow us wherever we went. She was the type who would not leave even if we were killed, so I also understood Jiang The moon is white.

Just when the policeman was about to get angry, Liang Daxian said to him: "Please go and talk to your captain and tell him that we have something to do with him."

When the policeman heard what Liang Daxian said, he was stunned for a while and then walked away.

When I mentioned that I would not leave until I was beaten to death, another person immediately came to mind.

That person used to love me so much. I remember a few days ago, on the Lantern Festival, after my salary was paid, she and I finished shopping and were about to go home, but that person insisted on going home with me. How could I I can't even drive them away...

Yes, that person is Wu Shuya.

Alas, I don’t know if she is doing well now. I heard from Hu Shuirong that she stopped going to school after I was relegated. To this day, I still remember the last words she said to me that night. She said: "I passed." Tonight...we don't know each other, but please don't forget me so quickly, okay..."

I, Bai Yunfeng, am a nostalgic person. Since we once had an unforgettable story, I will naturally not forget you. I only hope that you will be well. This is enough...

Just when I was stunned, the policeman called his captain over. When the police captain saw us, he asked expressionlessly: "Who are you? What's the matter?"

Then I saw Liang Daxian showing him some documents, and then whispered something to him, and then the police captain let us in.

"Hey? What are those notebooks that Master showed him just now? They seem to work well!" I took the opportunity to drag Liang Banxian and asked.

Liang Banxian glanced at me, then smiled obscenely and said, "Of course he's the guy we eat with! Don't ask so many questions, kid."

The guy who eats? Is it begging for a certificate?

After successfully entering the crime scene, we came to the corpse. At this time, he was covered by a piece of white cloth. After I stepped forward and lifted the white cloth, I saw the appearance of the corpse.

Sure enough, as Li Zhiyue said, his face was extremely pale, his eyes were wide open, and he was naked. I touched his wrist with my hand and found that his body was already extremely stiff. It felt like touching ice cubes, cold. It must be bone-chilling.

This reminded me of the "suspended death" child we rescued last time. The child's condition at that time was exactly the same as now, so I turned back and asked Liang Banxian: "Master, can we still save...?"

Liang Banxian stared at the corpse for a while, then sighed and said, "It can't be saved. His three souls and seven souls are gone."

Ah Li walked over and looked at it for a while, and then said softly to me: "Master, it is true that Qimei sucked his soul."

I nodded, thinking that this was just the first one, and there would definitely be more, and it stands to reason that the fox would charm people hard before sucking their souls, and then kill them after they had enough fun. Same as the two female ghosts I met last time.

In that case, those who are most likely to get into trouble are those lustful men!

But this seems to be nonsense. They say that all crows in the world are black and all men are lustful. If you insist that you are not lustful, then I can only say that you and Daha are the same kind of people. As for what Yang Shrew calls him, I I won’t emphasize it anymore.

After a while, the body was taken away. When we returned to the hotel, our thoughts were completely confused. Where should we start? Do we need to find a very lustful man to lure Hu Qimei to show up? How to find it? Do you want to go to the street and drag a buddy and ask: "Hey, man! Do me a favor and sell your looks. There are great benefits!"

But I can guess with my toes what the consequences of this will be. People will definitely treat you as a gay, and based on the character of Northeastern people, they will probably beat you up to the point where your family won’t even dare to recognize you.

well! If it doesn’t work, then we can only perform it ourselves! After all, we still have some pure men here, so I told them this idea, and after hearing it, they all thought this method was feasible.

Ok, since we all agree, let’s implement it. Now that the script has been drafted, it’s time to choose the actors. Naturally, Ah Li cannot be chosen as the actress because Hu Qimei recognizes her, and Xueying cannot be selected because she is not born with it. Suitable for acting, there is no need to choose Lulu. She is still young, so she can only choose one from Li Zhiyue or Yu Xi.

"Which one of you two will cooperate in this scene?" I asked, staring at Yu Xi and Li Zhiyue.

"Master...I don't want to act..."

Yu Xi looked at me pitifully and said.

"why?"

"Because there is fighting spirit in me. If that Hu Qimei sees it, she won't be fooled!"

I thought about it and thought it made sense, so I patted Li Zhiyue on the shoulder and said to her: "Then...Sister Xiaoyue, I can only sacrifice you."

Li Zhiyue sighed and said depressingly: "Being a nanny is already tiring, and I haven't even had a few days off to work as an actor again. If this continues, sooner or later I will die from exhaustion."

"Don't say that, Sister Xiaoyue. Once this matter is resolved, you can have fun for a while. Then you can play however you want and no one will bother you anymore, okay?"

Thanks to my trick of being cute, Li Zhiyue acquiesced. Now we only need an actor, who should play the role...

I looked at Liang Daxian, Liang Banxian and Jiang Yuebai. The three of them immediately guessed what I was thinking. They all shook their heads like rattles and refused to agree to anything.

"Old bones can't stand the torment. You young people have to handle such things." Liang Daxian and Liang Banxian said in unison.

"Junior brother, I can't do anything to disgrace Xiaodie, even if it's acting." Jiang Yuebai said to me seriously.

"What about me? Can I do anything sorry for Xueying? I have a wife!!!"

"Oh! Isn't there no other way to do this? Besides, it's not real, it's just an act. Besides, Xueying is so kind, she will definitely understand, right?"

After Liang Banxian finished speaking, he took the opportunity to poke Xueying with his arm. Xueying didn't say anything, but just nodded blankly.

"Then it's decided! At nine o'clock tonight, the show will begin!"

I swallowed, feeling like something big was going to happen tonight...

……

……

It was night in a blink of an eye.

Oh ho! Dark night is coming! ! !

It is now past nine o'clock in the evening, and the night in Harbin is very windy, so there is no one outside at night.

"Ah! Damn... Why haven't you come yet? His uncle won't let me go, right?"

At this time, I was leaning on a telephone pole in the cold wind, shivering and sneezing. Don't ask me why, it's a plot requirement! ! !

I was in a dark alley, and all the street lights in this alley had been blown up by throwing rocks at me in advance, leaving only one on my head, so it was easy for some unpleasant things to happen in this scene. Good thing.

"Nima, I'm going to freeze to death if you don't come back. Should I continue to act? If I don't act, I'll run away!"

Just when I was about to scold my mother, there was a crisp sound of footsteps in front of me, followed by a faint and beautiful figure.

This person is none other than Li Zhiyue.

At this time, after dressing up, she can be described as beautiful as a fairy. If this was not an act, I think I would have been unable to hold back howling and pounced on her. It was so tempting. ...It’s just so awesome! ! !

But my heart keeps reminding me to be calm, even if I am acting, I have to play an educated gangster, so I have to be calm...

When Li Zhiyue came to me, I stretched out a hand to stop her, and then said to her in a very gentlemanly manner: "They say that fair ladies are good at being gentlemen. The ancients never deceived me. Beauty, iloveyou~ "

Li Zhiyue glanced at me and said expressionlessly: "Speak in human terms."

What? I looked at her blankly for a while. It seems that this line is not in the script, right?

I thought about it for a while and then immediately changed my tone and said, "Girl, you look so cool! Come home with me and count the stars?!"

When Li Zhiyue heard what I said, she sneered first, then pointed at me and said, "With your appearance, you'd better go back and look in the mirror before you speak."

"..."

This guy... doesn't play his cards according to the routine at all! ! !

That's not what's written in the script! ! !

"Grass mud horse! I want to fuck you!!!"

I yelled and rushed towards her.

Now that everything has become chaotic, I will no longer pretend to be a cultured hooligan. I feel so obscene myself. If I continue acting like this, I will have to join the gang, so from now on I will treat myself as a beast. Otherwise, it would be disrespectful to the profession of gangster, right?

I successfully threw Li Zhiyue to the ground, and I pressed on top of her, letting her struggle under me.

"You scream! If you don't like it, just scream! Even if your throat breaks, no one will come to save you! Hahahahaha!!!"

If you hold on for a while longer, Hu Qimei should appear. After all, I am so strong now, I am just like a beast...

Just when I was about to continue to penetrate Li Zhiyue deeply, I heard a thunderous roar from behind me.

"Let the girl go!!!"

What? I was stunned, why is this line so familiar?

Then I was lifted up, and when I turned around, I saw a fat girl gnashing her teeth and glaring at me.

"You bastard! Go to hell!!!"

The fat girl yelled and punched me in the face.

Then he also added a kick to my body.

Yes, this kick hit my crotch, directly hitting my vital part.

Can you feel the pain? Can it?

I covered my crotch and howled wildly, and the screams reached the rooftops of other people's buildings.

"Easy eggs~~~!!!"

(End of this chapter)