The last elf

"Excuse me, beautiful sister, what do you want to eat? No, I want to eat something delicious..." When I came to the fat woman and looked at her slender body, I was so nervous that I couldn't even speak. wrong. .

Although I said it wrong, after what Jiang Yuebai did in the detention center last time, I completely learned a truth: no matter what kind of woman you are, as long as you call her "Beautiful Sister", she will definitely become happy. .

It turns out I was right.

Seeing that fat woman almost turned into a flower when she smiled, especially her mouth, she almost smiled crookedly. I knew it was time to kill her, so I handed her the menu with a smile. Of course I She smiles very cunningly, I admit that...but who made her rich? This kind of person who shows off his wealth just needs to be slaughtered. He has money and nowhere to spend it, but he still goes out to show it off. If not, who will he be killing?

She glanced at the menu, then raised her head and looked at me and Sun Tianhao charmingly and asked, "Are you two new waiters here? Can you recommend to my sister what are the signature dishes here?"

……

How the hell am I supposed to know the signature dish here? ! I have just been here a while, how do you want me to answer you?

"Uh...that..."

Just when I was thinking about whether to ask Sister Zhou Shuang for help, Sun Tianhao, who had been standing silently by the side, spoke up: "The fish head with chopped peppers and spicy and sour potato shreds here are quite delicious. The sweets include fried ice cream and fruit salad... …”

I watched from the sidelines as Sun Tianhao kept talking, and the fat woman was stunned by him. She would order whatever Sun Tianhao said was delicious. After he finished ordering, I pulled him aside and said : "You're pretty eloquent, but how do you know the signature dishes here?"

Sun Tianhao smiled and said to me: "I'm talking nonsense! Have you forgotten? Didn't we order those dishes I just mentioned for lunch yesterday? And they tasted pretty good."

"Damn it! You're so awesome! I'll leave this kind of thing to you from now on, and I'll be responsible for cutting off the queen!"

After we handed the menu to the supervisor sister, she smiled and asked us: "How do you feel?"

"I feel okay..." I scratched my head, then leaned into Sister Zhou Shuang's ear and whispered softly: "Actually, I just said the wrong thing, but luckily I didn't die..."

After a while, the supervisor sister used the printer to print out a list and handed it to me and said: "This is the menu for the guest just now. Take it downstairs and give it to the kitchen so that they can serve it quickly."

I nodded, took the menu and rushed downstairs. When I passed the kitchen aisle, my feet suddenly slipped. I screamed and sat down on the ground. Then I slid forward and didn't stop until I reached the end.

"Oh my god..."

Hearing my scream, everyone in the kitchen came out. They were stunned when they saw me sitting on the ground. When they realized what they were doing, they came up to help me.

"Don't worry about me! Quick...take this and go serve the food!" I handed the menu to Daha, and then quickly got up from the ground and ran upstairs, because if I didn't run, more and more people would be watching. , if any girl sees this, wouldn’t I be embarrassed and thrown into my grandma’s house?

When I got to the second floor, the group of girls were standing in their respective posts in a daze. I glanced at them and quickly ducked into the bathroom with my head buried. I saw that the doors of the five toilets were all closed. I walked to the door of the third one. I knocked on the door, but there was no sound. I simply turned my head and opened the door and stepped in. However, just as I was about to close the door, I saw a girl squatting inside...

How should I put it... She is one of the two girls who had dinner with us yesterday. There is no one around here... Ah no, this person who is alone and in such close contact should say hello, right?

But in fact it is...

Four eyes widened, the space stood still for two seconds, and then...

"Ah~~!!!" the girl screamed.

"Uhhh!!!~!~~!!!" Then my shouts followed closely behind.

"What's wrong! What happened?!" After hearing two high-decibel shouts, the footsteps of the supervisor sister and other waiter girls came from outside. They came...

He is dead now. If everyone finds out, he will be dead...

"Help..." I turned around and closed the door, then turned my back to the girl and said, "Don't let other people know, otherwise we will be doomed in this life..."

"You... don't make a sound! Just like that, don't turn around..." The girl behind her said with a trembling voice, and then she heard the sound of the supervisor's sister knocking on the door: "Xiaoya, what's wrong?!"

"No...nothing, there was a mouse just now..." The girl named Xiaoya's voice trembled even more, and I was squatting there with my legs shaking constantly, and I didn't dare to say a word.

"Hey, what did I think it was? Is everything okay now?"

"Well...it's okay..."

After the supervisor sister and other girls left, I took a deep breath, patted my chest and said to the girl behind me: "Why didn't you make a sound when I knocked on the door just now? I thought no one was inside."

"I said "someone"...you don't seem to have heard..."

"Okay, I really didn't hear it, but this bathroom is for both men and women. Why isn't it divided into separate areas? And this... this damn turning head is still broken. Why did it turn away as soon as I turned from the outside..."

"...Can you go out..."

"Uh, I'm going out right now."

After I came out, I saw Sun Tianhao walking towards the fat woman with the dishes. He also saw me, glanced at me and said, "Don't stand here stupidly, there are a lot of dishes to be served over there." Woolen cloth!"

I swallowed, walked into the food delivery room with my head hanging down, opened the food delivery box, took out a few dishes, put them in the cart and pushed them out. At this time, the girl named Xiaoya happened to be walking from the bathroom. When she came out, she blushed instantly when she saw me, then lowered her head and walked past me, but at this time, my face was redder than hers. This is so damn...

Just when Sun Tianhao and I were enjoying serving the dishes, we heard a loud roar: "Waiter!!!"

This roar shocked everyone. We looked for the sound and saw a bald man sitting in the corner with his legs crossed and looking at us. It was so loud that it made people think beat.

Damn, he's bald again...I hate baldness the most in my life!

"Sister Yulan, trouble is here, it's him again..." Sister Zhou Shuang frowned and said to the supervisor sister.

I also frowned and glanced at Sun Tianhao, feeling that the bald man was here to cause trouble.

"Let's go up and see what the bald man wants. He smiles so obscenely..." After I finished speaking, I planned to lead Sun Tianhao towards the bald man, but the supervisor sister held us back and said, "Let me go." Well, that person is not easy to entertain."

"Let's go, we will definitely entertain him well." Sun Tianhao gave the supervisor sister a smile, then pulled me and walked towards the bald man.

Naturally, I understood what Sun Tianhao said just now: "Treat him well." The implication of this sentence, so I stretched my muscles, smiled, and walked up to the bald man with Sun Tianhao and asked: "Hello, sir. , do you need anything?"

"Who are you two? I called the waiter!" The bald man said to Sun Tianhao and me with wide eyes.

After hearing this, I smiled and said, "We are the waiters here."

The bald man was stunned for a while after hearing this, and continued to yell: "I called Zhao Yulan! Go and call her!"

"I'm sorry, it's the peak work period now and everyone is very busy. If you need anything, please let us know."

The bald man saw that the other waitresses and girls were indeed busy, so he thought for a while and then said to us: "Then bring me two boxes of beer!"

"Do you want it iced or not?"

"Whatever! Go quickly! I don't have that much patience!"

"Okay!" I nodded to him with a fake smile, and then walked towards the resource library with Sun Tianhao.

"The horse-trading guy shaves his head and comes here to act cool. Let's bring him two boxes of cold beer and drink him to death!"

Sun Tianhao smiled bitterly and said, "A person like him would die countless times if I bumped into him outside."

I absolutely believe what he said, because he has already ordered people to kill the ivy. Isn't it just a matter of minutes to kill that bastard just now?

But come to think of it, we all understand the principle of not taking action until forced to do so.

But who would have thought that after Sun Tianhao and I moved two boxes of cold beer in front of him, he opened his eyes wide again and asked, "Why is it cold?!"

"Didn't you say it was casual?"

"You let me drink cold beer on such a cold day?! Do you want to drink me to death?! Go and move two boxes of ice-free beer!"

Sun Tianhao was already shaking with anger. Even though I wanted to beat this bald man to death, I still planned to tolerate him one more time, so I smiled at him again and said "ok!" and then pulled Sun Tianhao toward the resource library. Go.

"That bald man riding the horse is really sick! Just now he said he was free to us, and now he's cheating. Did a pig bite his fucking head or something?"

"He's obviously playing tricks on us. If he tries again later, don't stop me." Sun Tianhao said with a sneer.

"Okay, I've long disliked that bald guy. Let's beat him to death later!"

After a while, we moved two boxes of cold beer in front of the bald man.

He glanced at the four boxes of beer in front of him, and then continued to ask us with his legs crossed: "Who asked you to move so much beer? Can I drink it all by myself? Return them all to me, I want to drink Red Bull now!" "

Still drinking Red Bull... I'm almost dying and still want to drink Red Bull...

I sneered, but Sun Tianhao was already gearing up.

"What? You want to take action? Customers are God, do you understand? I am God! Do you treat God like this?"

"He said he was God..." I looked at Sun Tianhao with a smile and said.

"If you're not convinced, come and beat me! Come on, come on... If you have the guts, hit me here! I'm God, if you have the guts, hit me! If you hit me, I'll tell you to pack up and leave!" That damn bald man actually said His bald head stretched towards us...

I have never seen such a request like his in my life. Now that I see it, I can’t control my excitement. Someone actually asked me to hit him. It’s not a good idea. ah……

"Huh! I am God...I am God..." The bald man actually kept humming this sentence.

"Fuck you to paralysis!!!"

Sun Tianhao and I each grabbed a beer bottle and greeted his cute big head.

Then the ambulance came and the bald man was carried away. I don’t know whether he is alive or dead, and it is none of my business...

But Sun Tianhao and I were not fired later because Boss Tang learned about what happened through surveillance cameras and the supervisor’s sister’s narration afterwards. He believed that although what we did was a bit extreme, it was right that we could no longer tolerate it because we couldn’t bear it anymore. "Don't cause trouble when nothing happens, and don't be afraid of trouble when things happen." This is one of the rules he set in the hotel, which shows that he still protects us employees.

In this way, after a busy day, the first day of work was finally over. The overall feeling was pretty good. Although I was a little tired, everyone worked together and got along very harmoniously. Nothing happened on this day except the previous incident. Other things.

Originally, I thought this day would pass without incident, but unexpectedly, Li Zhiyue called me not long after I got off work.

"Hello? Sister Xiaoyue, what's wrong?"

"Come back quickly, something happened at home!"

"what?!"

Through the phone, I heard a noise over there, and the sound seemed to come from Xueying...

(End of this chapter)