The last elf

It is said that the more nervous this person is, the easier it is for him to fall asleep. No, I was so nervous when I was lying in bed last night that I couldn't fall asleep, but I fell asleep after a while, and I slept until noon the next day, until Li Zhiyue rushed into the room and took off the quilt. As soon as I woke up, I got up from the bed. If I counted correctly, this was the third time she had come to wake me up. The first two times were okay, they just screamed a few times, but this time she came directly to the hard...

"Then... where are my pants?" I searched for them on the bed for a long time but couldn't find them, so I had to ask Li Zhiyue.

"I washed it for you just now. It smells like urine. You are such an old man and you still peed your pants?" Li Zhiyue answered while cleaning the room, then took out a pair of pants from my closet and threw it to me.

"Would you believe me if I said it was a child's urine?"

"You mean Lulu? It's impossible. She's so good, how could she pee on others?" Li Zhiyue said without looking back.

This time, even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I couldn't wash it away. Instead, the more I washed it, the more yellow it became, so I simply won't explain it. I shook my head, got dressed and went to the bathroom to wash my face and brush my teeth.

After breakfast, I went back to the room and dug out a small box from under the bed. When I opened it, I found that the locket, "Diamond Sutra" and "Cloud Step" were lying quietly inside, but they had not been touched for a long time. People have moved them, and they have an extra layer of dust on them.

"Long time no see. How are you guys?" I smiled at them, then reached out to brush off the layer of dust on their bodies, then took out the lock and tied it around my waist, then closed the box and put it away again. Back under the bed.

Due to time constraints, it was too late to review the "Diamond Sutra" and "Cloud Step" again, so I had no choice but to pick up the lock. Fortunately, I still remembered its incantation.

After everything was ready, I walked out of the room and saw Xue Ying, Yu Xi and Ah Li playing the game of eagle and chicken with Lulu in the yard. He stopped them in front of him to avoid being caught by Lulu. I couldn't help but laugh when I saw Lulu running around Xueying with her mouth open. It was really cute.

But my smile was fleeting, because I still had a very difficult matter to deal with, and whether I could come back after leaving the house this time was a question, because that demon girl was so powerful that I could One person is simply not enough for her to beat, so I have to bring a helper, and this helper is Ahri who is being caught by Lulu not far away.

Seeing Ahri being pushed to the ground by Lulu, I coughed and said to them: "Um...pause! Ahri, come here."

After hearing this, Ah Li got up from under Lulu, then walked to me and asked, "Master, what did you want me to do?"

I originally wanted to tell her, but when I looked up I saw Xueying and the others looking at me, so I coughed again and said, "Come out with me, I need your help with something."

The reason why I didn't say that in front of Xueying and the others was because I was afraid that they would want to go with me after hearing this. But this was not to play, but to deal with a very powerful demon girl. The fighting power of Xueying and Yuxi They are far inferior to Ah Li. Not only can they not be able to help, but they are also easily injured, so I can't let them know.

Ah Li didn't say anything after hearing this, and just followed me obediently. However, just as I was about to take her out of the door, Xueying and Yu Xi still spoke up: "What do you need help with? Let's go too!" "

I expected them to ask this question, so I lied to them and said, "It's nothing. It's just that a classmate of mine is about to die. He said that he wanted to see a fox before he died. That man's life I like foxes the most, so I took Ahri to show him, that’s all.”

Xueying didn't say anything after hearing this, but nodded doubtfully, and then said to me: "Then you have to come back early."

But after hearing this, Yu Xi asked excitedly: "Really? Master, could you please ask your classmate if he likes dragons? If he wants to see dragons before he dies, I can satisfy him!"

Dumb, what is this girl thinking? If ordinary people saw a dragon, wouldn't they be so frightened that they fainted? Although her dragon is very beautiful, weren't the bandits in Liju Mountain scared to death last time? Especially the bandit boss, he was so frightened that he foamed at the white...

"No, you two just stay home and play with Lulu. Do you think she is so bored now that no one is playing with her?" After I finished speaking, I pointed at Lulu and saw her sitting on the ground. She was drawing back and forth with a branch in her hand, and she would raise her head from time to time to see if we had finished talking, so that we could continue playing with her.

After that, I took Ah Li and headed towards the Pearl Hotel. Since it was still early, we decided to walk there slowly. Anyway, Yun Shanshan probably wasn’t out of school yet, so there was no rush.

Ah Li lowered her head and said nothing along the way. This was not like her. Aren't she and Yu Xi usually very naughty and mischievous? what is it today? Like a little girl who has been wronged.

"Ahri, what's wrong with you? Why do you look unhappy?"

Ah Li raised her head and looked at me, as if she wanted to say something but couldn't, but I actually saw a trace of resentment in her eyes. I will never forget that resentful look in her eyes.

"Ari, are you worried about anything? If you have any, just tell us and let's solve it together, okay?"

Finally, under my pressure, Ahri finally spoke: "Master... do you... don't like Ahri anymore..."

"Ah? No! How can you say that properly?" I was stunned when I heard Ahri say this. To be honest, if I really had to choose one among Yuxi and Ahri, I would I chose Ahri, but I can’t explain why.

"Master... do you know? In fact, since the day you took Yuxi to Liju Mountain last time, I began to wonder if you didn't like me. In addition, after having sisters Lulu and Hu Shuirong, you I've been around them and Sister Xueying all day long, and you haven't spoken to me for a long time... So I feel very wronged, but I haven't dared to tell you, because I'm afraid you will be even more disgusted with me after you find out... Ah Li started to cry as he spoke, tears falling down.

I felt extremely uncomfortable when I saw her crying. To be honest, what she said made sense. When I think about it carefully, I haven't had a good conversation with her for a long time. This is indeed something I did wrong.

So I held her in my arms and comforted her: "I'm sorry Ah Li, I have indeed ignored you during this time because too many things have happened recently. Speaking of which, you have been with me for a long time. , you have always been loyal to me, and you have saved me many times. Thank you for doing so much for me... In this way, after finishing that matter, I will take you out to play again to make up for this period. It’s time I ignored you, okay?”

Ah Li nodded after hearing this, and then asked me: "Master, what exactly are you talking about? Is it difficult to handle?"

I looked at her and said slowly: "Yes, this matter is very dangerous. Maybe we will all be involved in it. Are you afraid?"

After hearing this, Ahri said firmly: "I'm not afraid. Master, Ahri will follow you wherever you go. Ahri will always be by his side to protect him. Even if he is shattered to pieces, he will not complain. Ahri has followed you since then." The master has never regretted it since then, even if he goes up against the knife and goes down into the frying pan, he will never give up for the sake of his master Ahri!"

I finally wiped away the tears on Ah Li's face, but I shed a few tears myself. It would be strange if someone else told me this, I would believe it, but I am sure that what Ah Li said is true. , because she has indeed come to protect me many times regardless of her own life, and I see all this!

So I touched her head, then held her hand and walked with her on the street without any worries at all, because she has been my fox all her life, even though in the eyes of others we were showing off our affection. But I don’t care so much. I have the final say on my fox. If you don’t obey, come and bite me! And Ah Li didn't care about other people's opinions. She hugged my arm tightly, as if she was afraid of getting lost.

This journey was full of scenery. After we arrived at the entrance of the Pearl Hotel, I called Yun Shanshan. As expected, this girl hadn't finished school yet. She asked me to hang out outside for a while and come back after she finished school. I.

What are you sneaking around for? Are your legs numb after walking for a long time? So I called Shrew Yang again, and I told her that I was at the entrance of the Pearl Hotel. After hearing this, she ran over to greet me and said she wanted to take me to her house for a meal. I was heartbroken. I thought it was just what I wanted, so I went to have sex with her.

On the way, she looked at Ah Li, then came to my side and asked, "Is this your wife?"

I listened and nodded and said, "Yes! My daughter-in-law is good at both the living room and the kitchen. She is gentle and virtuous. She is well-equipped in moral, intellectual, physical and artistic skills. She is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting!"

But in fact, Ah Li is not like this. She doesn’t know a word, and she has never even touched any piano, chess, calligraphy or painting. But can I be a coward in front of Shrew Yang? cannot! ! !

But fortunately, Vixen Yang actually believed me. After hearing this, she pinched my arm and said, "Look at the one who slapped you. This girl is not bad. You have to treat her well, or I will beat you to death."

As the saying goes, when you are praised and beaten, the more you beat, the more energetic you will be. Even if you beat her to death, you will be happy. My inner vanity instantly swelled after being praised like this by the shrew Yang, so I started bragging to her again, even though she pinched her. It hurts, but it's worth it! Worth it! ! !

When I arrived at Mrs. Yang's house, I saw a man wearing an apron busy in the kitchen. I think he was probably the "hero", but his current embarrassment was really unflattering. His clothes were wrinkled and obviously It was pulled by someone, it must have been done by Shrew Yang... Her hair was messy, it was obviously dragged by someone, it must have been done by Shrew Yang... Her face was red and blue, it was obviously beaten by someone,... It must be Yang The shrew did it... In a word: I was ravaged so hard...

"Damn bitch! My elementary school classmate is here, hurry up and get some food." I heard Yang Shrew say to her man.

Her man glanced at Ah Li and me, then gave us a naive smile, then turned around and continued working.

Why call someone a dead dog? This shrew Yang is really a good person and doesn’t have a good name... Wait a minute! ! ! I seem to know something...

I swallowed my saliva as I thought about it. This is so terrible...

But no matter what others say, they are much better than me!

If others can cook, can I? ! I won't……

If others know how to cook, can I? ! I won't……

Do I dare to marry Yang Shrew? ? ? ! ! ! I can not…………

Looking at his busy figure, I sighed and said, "Oh! He is a man... but it's a pity that he is not very pure."

After the food was ready, Shrew Yang took out a few bottles of beer and put them on the table, then invited us to sit down and start cooking.

I don’t know why, but her man sat across from us and kept smiling at us, as if he only had this kind of expression. He was like this from before eating to after eating. I wondered if he was being taken advantage of by Yang Shrew. I'm so stupid... maybe, but having said that, I really admire this guy. He is so optimistic. He can still laugh after marrying a shrew Yang. If it were me, I would have cried all my tears.

After eating, Shrew Yang took me and talked about the past. They all talked about who had been beaten by her in elementary school. I thought about it, almost all the boys in the class had been beaten by her, of course she beat them. The person who got the most is me.

It is worth mentioning that when she was in elementary school, Shrew Yang was very tall. I remember one time a boy in the class who was more than a head shorter than her got into a fight with her for some unknown reason. After a few rounds of fighting, I just remember that guy with skinny arms and legs. As soon as he rushed in front of Shrew Yang, before he could take action, Shrew Yang pushed him lightly with both hands and flew backwards... He really flew away. When we went out, I didn’t calculate how far we flew because the math teacher hadn’t taught us how far one meter was at that time.

I remember that after the guy flew out, he got up from the ground and wanted to continue rushing forward. At that time, we saw that the formation was not right. We felt that this guy was going to fight Yang Shrew to the death! This is life-threatening... So a dozen of us boys just held the guy down, but what's interesting is that the guy complained to us afterwards: "It's all you! If you hadn't stopped me, I would have The one who won!"

At this point, Shrew Yang and I couldn't help laughing. I remember that when the guy said this, more than a dozen of us boys looked at each other and then didn't criticize him much. Instead, we all nodded for his weak self-esteem. Ying He said: "Yes, yes! It's all our fault. If we didn't stop you, you would have won!"

In fact, everyone knew in their hearts at that time that if we hadn't stopped you, you would have been sleeping in the coffin a long time ago. With your thin arms and thin legs, you could fly so far with just a push from the shrew Yang. You still want to be with me? Are they working hard? Do you think you have enough lives to beat her? Don't let others lift you up and throw you to the ground until you die...

Oh no, let me laugh for a while...laughing until my stomach hurts...

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Ahem, what about... While I was chatting with Shrew Yang, my cell phone rang. It was Yun Shanshan. When I saw the call, I put away my smile, then stood up and said goodbye to Shrew Yang, and then I took the Go up to Ah Li and walk out of Yang Shrew's house.

Soon I will meet that demon girl with incredible fighting power. This time I have a thousand-year-old nine-tailed demon fox with me. I don’t believe I can’t deal with you...

(End of this chapter)