The last elf

I have spent the past few days lying on the hospital bed. I don’t know if my left leg is healed or not. Anyway, I don’t dare to move, for fear that if I move, it will hurt and make me cry. .well! No matter, just let it hang.

However, I have been taken care of by Li Zhiyue these days. She serves me three meals a day very well. I asked her why she was so kind to me, and she actually said that she felt like I was her son, saying that this made her feel like myself. Just like a mother. How should I put it, although this reason sounds quite unreasonable, after all, she is only five or six years older than me. She is not bad as my sister. Forget it as my mother, but after all, she is also my savior, so I It's not easy to refute her.

While I was eating the meal she had just brought from home, her cell phone rang again. She picked up the phone and frowned after taking a look at it, then threw the phone aside and ignored it, but the other party kept calling without any intention of giving up. Later, she got angry and turned off the phone.

"What's wrong? Are they those people again?" I asked after swallowing a mouthful of food.

"A bunch of lingering scumbags, who didn't feel like they had enough noise during the day, came knocking on my door in the middle of the night." She looked at me with a wry smile and said.

At this time, I noticed that her eyes were dark. It was obvious that she had not slept well in the past few days. Originally, I was afraid that she would be uncomfortable sleeping in the hospital at night, so I asked her to go home to sleep. Unexpectedly, those people came to disturb her in the middle of the night. she.

Thinking of this, I patted her shoulder and said: "It seems that you can't stay at that house anymore. In this way, I will ask my two friends to accompany you home later. You can sort out all the important things at home and then move to Come and live with me. I happen to be short of a nanny. Anyway, you can do laundry and cooking. Of course, if you don’t mind it, I will give you your salary every month. How about that?"

After hearing this, she was stunned for a while and said: "You pay me a salary? You are still a student, where do you get the money?"

"Hey, don't you know there is a kind of person in this world called the "rich second generation"?"

"Are you a rich second generation? Can't you tell..."

Indeed, I don’t look like a rich second generation now. Not to mention that I’m lame in one leg, and my hair, which I haven’t combed for a few days, is as messy as a chicken coop. I look like a sharp guy. If you really can tell. That's weird.

So I coughed and said to her: "There are many things that can't be seen just from the surface. For example, the boy sitting in front of you talking to you now is a well-known student in No. Middle School. You can't tell, school bastard?" After I said that, I shook my bangs that covered my eyebrows.

But it turns out that there will be no easy end for those who brag.

I twisted my neck with this swing, and the pain made me scream "Ahhhh...", but Li Zhiyue was amused by my move.

"Well, I'll call my friends right now. When they arrive, you can take them home and pack up all their important things. You can stay at my house from now on!" After I said that, I called Hu Shuirong. , asking them to come to the hospital after school. As for the friends I just mentioned, they are of course Yu Xi and Ah Li. I believe that with them here, moving will not be very tiring. After all, Li Zhiyue also rented the house, so there must not be many important things in it.

After more than half an hour, Hu Shuirong arrived with Yu Xi and Ah Li, and to my surprise, many classmates from the class also came.

After a while, the ward was filled with people, but fortunately I lived in a single ward, so I didn’t have to worry about affecting other patients.

"Brother Feng, we came to see you as soon as we heard that you were hospitalized, and we even bought your favorite fruit!"

As those guys said that, they put a big bag of stuff in front of me. I was so moved that I burst into tears and almost cried on the spot. It turned out that these idiots still had a conscience.

"Brother Feng, you said you were so good, why did someone break your legs?" Then a buddy looked at my legs and asked.

"Damn, I was hit by a car, okay? Who did you hear that I was beaten by someone?" On the surface, I tried my best to maintain my self-esteem, but in fact, my leg was really lame. , and he was shot with a gun.

"Brother Feng, the final exam will be in two weeks. When will you be discharged from the hospital?"

As soon as I heard that they were about to take the final exam, I immediately put on a pitiful expression and said to them: "I also want to be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible, but the doctor said that my leg will not be able to move down the ground for a month or two. It is estimated that I will not be able to move this year." I have to lie on this hospital bed to get through it."

In fact, there is a reason why I say this, because there is a study committee member among that group of classmates. She must have been sent by the class teacher to inquire about my situation, so I am not so stupid. Just go to hell with the exam and everything else!

After a group of them returned to the classroom for evening self-study, I asked Ah Li and Yu Xi to follow Li Zhiyue home. Originally, I wanted to leave Hu Shuirong to come down and talk with me, but I thought since the final exam was almost here, then I'd better let her go back and review hard. Although I don't care about grades, others are not like me.

Now I am the only one left in the whole ward. You must know that I am a person who can't stand loneliness. If I had been in the past, I would have gone to the Internet cafe to kill a few people. After all, I am a very fun-loving person. , I remember once I was sick and lying in bed. At that time, Ling Xueer stayed by my side to take care of me. Although I had a high fever at the time, 38°, I weakly raised a hand and pointed in the direction of the computer to her. Said: "Help me up...I can still fight..."

But things are different now. You still want to run to an Internet cafe with one leg hanging? It's good to be able to get out of bed, but I still can't sit still. I want the nurse here to bring me a laptop to play with. At the most, I just need to pay for it, so I shouted at the top of my voice: "Nurse! Someone come here. ! Someone was killed!"

But I shouted several times and no one bothered me. This made me angry, okay! You don't care about me, do you? Just wait and see if I can kill you!

Cursing, I picked up my phone and entered Kugou Music, and then I played a song "The Drunken Concubine" by the good man Li Yugang with a sinister smile. Although it was an accompaniment version, the song was at the back.

"Love and hate are in an instant, toasting to the moon is like heaven.

Love and hate are boundless, when will you fall in love?

The chrysanthemum terrace reflects the bright moon, who knows..."

Since I yelled at the top of my lungs, I felt that the entire hospital was starting to lose its composure in an instant. As soon as I finished yelling, the door was opened, and two nurses rushed in and cursed at me, like a widow scolding me. I was so scared that I quickly covered my face with the quilt, otherwise I would be scolded by them. The saliva is sprayed to death.

"Well...can you bring me a laptop to play with? I'm so bored right now..." I secretly opened a small slit in the quilt and said to them.

"If you're bored, just lie down!"

"Why are you two so fierce... Then let me sing again... No, can you just let me hum for a while? Just for a while, I promise I will hum nicely..." I said pitifully, pulling on the quilt.

Needless to say, there was another scolding. After they left, I looked at the accompaniment of the song that had not yet been played. I originally wanted to continue yelling, but after thinking about it, I decided not to, so I had to lean on the hospital bed with my hands on my pillow. The upper body was stunned.

It's hypocritical to say that humans are such animals. I was lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling in a daze, and reminiscing about the past. As long as it was the past, I was reminiscing about everything. This really made me sad. I felt quite uncomfortable in my heart.

After thinking about it, I fell asleep. I had a good sleep until Li Zhiyue woke me up.

"You're back just now? It's so fast. Have you finished moving?"

She smiled and said, "Well, there isn't anything important at home. I called a car, put the things in boxes and towed them away. But having said that, those two friends of yours are really amazing. Reply We met those scumbags on the way home, and I almost went crazy at the time. I didn’t expect your two friends to beat them away with three punches and two kicks without saying a word. It was really amazing!"

After hearing this, I smiled proudly and didn't even look at whose family they belonged to. They were just a bunch of little brats who could be easily dealt with by Yu Xi or Ah Li with just one hand.

"Then...where are they?" I asked.

"They are eating at home now, and they will probably be here soon. Now! Eat the meal I just cooked at your house!" She said and handed the meal in her hand to me.

"Hey, what is your house and my house? Since you have become my nanny, it is your own home, no need to be restricted!"

Looking at Li Zhiyue's loving expression as she looked at me while eating, I suddenly felt warm in my heart. From now on, she will take care of my daily life like my mother. To be honest, I am really happy because I I can’t cook or wash clothes. In the past, Ling Xueer did all the washing and cooking. After she left, I had to wash the clothes by myself. To be honest, this made me feel quite embarrassed, because as a A grown man really can't do this kind of housework. I remember that several times I washed out my underwear and made a hole in it. Then I threw it away because I thought it was inappropriate.

Speaking of my mother, you may have to ask, why haven’t you seen her for so long? In fact, to be honest, it is rare for me to see her. She is also a businessman like my father. Ever since I was in junior high school, I have gone to other places to do business with a good sister of mine. I only have time to come back during the Chinese New Year, so I I rarely see her. Even some time ago, I didn't let my father tell her that I accidentally killed someone and ended up in the detention center. I was afraid that she would worry. It's almost the Chinese New Year now, so she should be back.

Just as I was thinking about it, Yu Xi and Ah Li came. As soon as they ran in, they shouted to me: "Master, Sister Xueying is back!"

Then Xueying walked in with Lulu in her arms. When she saw me lying on the bed, her eyes were filled with sadness.

"I just... got drunk and was hit by a car. It's just a fracture. It will be fine after a while. My dear, don't be sad!"

"I know everything. Ah Li and Yu Xi both told me not to drink anymore, okay? You are already a father, why are you still acting like a child?" Xueying said while using her hands. He caressed my face, his eyes filled with distress.

I nodded, hugged Xueying for a kiss, then reached out and took Lulu from Xueying's arms, crying and saying to her: "My dear daughter! You are finally back, but I miss you so much." , Daddy looks forward to the stars and the moon every day, but now he’s looking forward to you! You see, Daddy even broke his leg!” After I finished speaking, I pointed to her my left leg, which was wrapped in cloth and hanging in the air.

Lulu didn't say anything. After looking at my left leg, she stretched out her little hand to touch it, and then gently blew it on me a few times. This moved me. It seemed that this little girl was quite filial. It's a pity that I can't speak yet, otherwise it would definitely be more fun.

"Did you just call her... daughter?!" Li Zhiyue asked me, pointing at Lulu.

I had no choice but to hide it, and she was not an outsider anyway, so I told her everything. It took her a long time to react, and then she sighed: "I didn't expect this world to be so wonderful. Speaking of which, you are so lucky." It’s great, with three or four girls by my side, I feel like I’m in power over the world, and I’m drunk in the lap of a beautiful woman!”

"That's not necessarily the case! I have to take care of so many of them by myself. Do you think I'm not tired? Don't you want to experience what it's like to be a mother? Now, there is a ready-made one here. From now on, she will have three meals a day. I'll leave the food and clothing issues to you, including us of course, so don't get tired and run away!" I said and handed Lulu into her hands.

But Lulu didn't seem to be willing to let this aunt hold her. She struggled from Li Zhiyue's hands and returned to my arms. Then she held on to my clothes with a pair of small hands, her little face pressed against my chest, He looks like a little bird.

"She's shy. After all, it's her first time meeting you. It'll be fine once we get to know you better." I smiled and touched Lulu's little head and said to Li Zhiyue.

After chatting for a while, I let the five of them go home to sleep, because the bed in the ward was small and difficult to sleep on, and now there was another Li Zhiyue at home, so I had to let her buy another bed. Go home, otherwise how can so many people sleep in two beds at home? Li Zhiyue didn't move her bed with her when she moved. Besides, sometimes I would leave Hu Shuirong at home overnight. If there were still two beds, how could seven people sleep? Then you can't fight over the quilt? You pull me here and I pull you over, don’t even think about falling asleep...

After they left, I was left alone again. At this time, I wanted to shout "The New Drunk Concubine" again, but it was already past nine o'clock and the other patients should be sleeping. After thinking about it, I decided to give it up. , alas, sleep, sleep! If I don't sleep, I won't have a chance to sleep until I'm discharged from the hospital.

Just like that, I stayed in the hospital for several more days. In total, it has been ten days since the day I was hospitalized. I can be discharged from the hospital in five days. Even if I am discharged, I will not go back to school because they will have another day. The final exam is coming up next week, and I will go on winter vacation after the exam. It’s almost the Chinese New Year, and I don’t want to take a report card with a score of or so and go home to celebrate the New Year, so I might as well be comfortable without taking the exam, this is a shitty school.

It was another quiet night, lying alone in the hospital bed in a daze. I admit that this is really quite sexy, just like my century-old neighbor Wu Laoer. This is the best way to describe my appearance at that time. I stared at the ceiling above my head in a daze. If the phone hadn't rang, I might have continued like this all night.

As soon as I saw the caller ID read "two hundred and five", I was thinking to myself, what kind of unlucky kid was this? How come there are still people who have been changed to by me? That guy is really good.

When I got through, I realized it was the person named He.

"Hello? I'm going home! The train will arrive at the station in half an hour, come and pick me up!"

"Can you stop talking? What are you doing back so soon?"

"It's almost the Chinese New Year, so I'm rushing home! Come pick me up now!"

"Fetch you, uncle! I've been hospitalized myself, and now I'm lying half-dead in the hospital bed. Come and serve me quickly!" I yelled at He Xiangxiang.

"Ah? Why are you hospitalized?"

"I was hit by a car! Fortunately, I didn't die! I was knocked five meters away. Fortunately, I was lucky enough to get up and drag the driver to ask him to take me to the hospital. Otherwise, I would have to wait until the next day. The corpses stink!”

"You were knocked five meters away and you still managed to get up in an instant? You are so amazing!" He Xiangxiang exclaimed from the other end.

When I heard that, I felt like I had overblown my awesomeness, so I coughed and asked her to get out of the car and come to the hospital to see me. Otherwise, I would immediately ask someone to blow up the train she was riding on, and then hung up the phone. .

It was almost an hour before He Xiangxiang came. I was lying on the bed humming a song. Note, it was just humming, not roaring, and I hadn't turned on Kugou yet. When I saw He Xiangxiang walking in, I immediately thought of a way to tease her, so I quickly rolled my eyes, stuck my tongue out and started to pretend to be dead.

He Xiangxiang walked up to me and looked at me. She frowned and patted my face and said to herself: "Huh? When I called half an hour ago, my voice sounded quite energetic. Why is this so half-hearted?" Will it look like this after I was an hour?" After she finished speaking, she patted my face again, and when I didn't respond, she stretched out her fingers to explore my breath. I deliberately held my breath, and she immediately panicked. I saw Looking at her anxious expression, I felt so happy that I almost couldn't help laughing, but I still held it back.

The more she thought about it, the more something was wrong, so she opened the quilt covering me again, and then stared at my chest for a while, and then she suddenly sneered.

When I saw it, I thought, what are you going to do? What does your sinister expression mean? Why are you opening the quilt and staring at my chest? You won't be...

Just when my mind was filled with fantasies, He Xiangxiang raised her hand and threw it towards my face.

"Pop!" There was a sound, and this time I really rolled my eyes. His uncle's eyes were filled with tears. I swear, I really cried this time.

"You dare to pretend to be dead to scare me?" He Xiangxiang asked with a smile.

"I don't dare anymore... How do you know I'm pretending to be dead? I can't hold my breath, not to mention I'm rolling my eyes..." I said, covering my swollen face.

"Have you forgotten what I do? I'm a nurse. Although I just finished my internship, I still know these basic common sense. Do you think you can pretend to be dead just by holding your breath? Your chest is still breathing. You are angry, unless you have the ability to stop your chest from rising and falling, then I will definitely think you are really dead."

Speaking of real death and pretending to be dead, I would like to make a digression with you. In fact, there are many ways to judge whether a person is really dead or pretending to be dead. The most common ones are to detect the breath and pulse, but you can also check whether the chest is still alive. Judging by the rise and fall, because the chest is constantly rising and falling when a person exhales, especially when the weather is cold, the rise and fall is more severe. Unless the breath is really out, the chest will not calm down. I remember watching many TV dramas where the chest was still heaving after the character died, and it was quite violent. Not only the chest, but also the throat was still moving. Although I also knew that it was a TV shoot, but I was quite happy watching it, because the scene was funny no matter how I watched it.

Okay, let's get back to it.

What He Xiangxiang said made sense, so I had to apologize to her with a smile. She put the things on the cabinet next to me and sat next to me. Then she started staring at my cloth-covered clothes. It made me feel uncomfortable all over my left leg.

"Tell me, why were you hospitalized?" After a while, He Xiangxiang turned to me and asked.

"He was hit by a car. Didn't I tell you just now on the phone?"

"When did you learn to lie? Do you want to continue to be slapped?"

Oh My God! How did she know I was fooling her?

"It's true... I was really hit by a car. My bones were broken. I was knocked five meters away..." But I quickly changed my words before I could finish my sentence, because I saw He Xiangxiang's palm again. Lifted up.

"I said! I said wow! In fact, I was shot in the leg with a gun..."

"That's right. How could you be beaten with a gun? Who did you offend?" He Xiangxiang put down her palm after hearing this.

"This is not important. How did you know that I was fooling you?"

"Do you think I learned my training as a nurse in vain? Do you think I'm stupid? People who have been hit by a car and have fractures are all wearing plaster, right? How can you wrap a bandage like this?"

After listening to her words, I thought to myself that this girl has become more than simple... It seems that the title "Two Hundred and Five" is no longer suitable for her.

"How long have you been hospitalized?" He Xiangxiang asked again.

"It's been ten days, what's wrong?" This time I was much more honest and didn't dare to hide it from her anymore. As expected, a woman's sixth sense is frighteningly accurate.

"Ten days...then he has recovered. If he was not seriously injured, he could be discharged from the hospital now."

"Ah? But the doctor said that I won't be able to get out of bed for half a month."

"Listen to his nonsense. If he said it would be better in one or two months, would you really stay here for one or two months? He wants you to stay here for a few more days and charge you more money. Today's hospitals Don’t you know it’s all like this?”

"I x, so that means I have recovered?"

"Yes, do you still want to continue lying here?"

After hearing this, I shook my head, and then together with He Xiangxiang, we pulled off the strips of cloth wrapped around my left leg. After pulling them off, I carefully moved my left leg and found that it no longer hurt. I can run, jump, and jump around. Although it still hurts a little when I exert too much force, it's nothing to worry about.

"Let's sneak away. Anyway, the hospitalization fee has been paid in advance, so let's just treat that bitch doctor at an advantage."

He Xiangxiang nodded, and then we sneaked out of the hospital.

Ha ha! I'm gone. Don't miss me. Goodbye! A doggy hospital.

(End of this chapter)