The last elf

Unknowingly, the days flew by and it was Saturday again. .biqugev

This afternoon, Hu Shuirong, Xueying and I were lying on the grass at school basking in the sun. At this time, Hu Shuirong came to me and asked: "Dear, will you accompany me to my grandparents' house in the country after school later? I It’s been a long time since I went to my grandparents’ house to play.”

"Ah? Are you going to meet your in-laws now? I'm not ready yet..." I said hesitantly.

As soon as I finished speaking, Xiao Xie immediately smiled at me and said: "Sooner or later we have to meet, not to mention that Brother Yunfeng is so handsome, I think the two old men must like it! Maybe you will hate each other again. It’s too late!”

"It feels so good to hear this! Just say this, I paid you a brother for nothing! Then I will accompany her for a walk in the countryside today!" I said to Xiao Xie, patting my chest.

"Go, go! Have a nice trip!"

"Hey...then do you want to go with me?"

"No, no! Ling'er, Xiaowei, I, and I still have things to do after school. You go ahead. Just remember to ask us to have a wedding drink when the time comes!" Xiao Xie hurriedly waved his hand and said to me.

"Okay! I understand! If you want to do something, remember to go to the hotel I went to last time! I know the girl at the front desk there, and ask her to give you a discount! Also, remember to enter room 302, the bed in that room is tight! The last thing I want to say is, take it easy! You are trying to pick two people, buddy! Be careful not to get too far away!" I smiled and patted Xiao Xie on the shoulder.

After saying that, I didn’t care what his, Ling’er and Awei’s expressions looked like. I touched Xueying’s head and asked, “Dear, do you want to go together?”

"I feel uncomfortable in my stomach recently, and I don't have any strength all over my body, so I won't go..."

"Stomach discomfort? Did you eat something bad? Or are you sick?" I said as I touched Xueying's belly with my hand and found that her belly was round.

"You must have eaten too many snacks to cause bloating. Eat less in the future!" I touched her head and said.

"Master, we want to go with you too!" Yu Xi and Ah Li said arguing.

"Uh... I can only go alone. We are not going to have fun, but to go to a love relationship. What's more, Xueying is not feeling well right now. Ahri, just stay and take care of her. I'll come back next time. Can I take you there?" I said, touching Ah Li's head.

Ah Li nodded in disappointment after hearing this. In fact, I can't help it. Although she has a high IQ, she is not as good as Yu Xi in terms of behavioral habits and etiquette. However, I am going to meet Hu Shuirong's grandparents this time. So it would not be wrong for me to take Yuxi there.

After school, we watched Xiao Xie, Awei and Ling'er walk out of the school gate.

"Hey! Brother! Turn left when you go out! Don't go wrong! Remember it's room 302! Don't go into the wrong room and the bed will collapse. If you get sidetracked, don't blame me for not warning you!" I waved at their backs. shouted.

Then I hugged Xueying and gave her a kiss and said, "Baby, since your stomach isn't feeling well, just stay at home and don't run around. When I go to find you tomorrow, I will ask Ahri to stay with you and take care of you."

"Well... Then you go and come back early!" Xueying said in my arms.

"I know!" After saying that, I handed the key to the rental house to Ah Li and said to her: "When I get home later, open the door and close it... Wait... Can you open the door? If not, don't leave. Open it hard, don't break the key! If it doesn't work, let Xueying come... Hey, forget it, I'll give the key to Xueying, you just need to help me take care of her." After that, I handed over the key. He gave it to Xueying and asked her to remember to close the door at night. He also gave her some money and asked them to go out and buy something to eat when they were hungry.

After settling them down and waiting for them to leave, I sighed and said: "I really have a heavy responsibility... I have to raise four of them by myself, and they can't do anything without me. What if they have children in the future?" , then how many should I raise by one? I have become a daddy! I am only eighteen years old..."

"Haha... Okay! Let's go to the station quickly. If we're late, there won't be any trains!" Hu Shuirong pulled my arm and said.

When I walked to the station with Hu Shuirong and Yu Xi, I suddenly thought that since I was going to see the old man this time, it would be awkward to be empty-handed. I had to prepare something, right?

So I said to Hu Shuirong: "You go buy a ticket first, and Yu Xi and I will go buy something!" After that, I gave her a few bills and then pulled Yu Xi and ran to the nearby street.

Yuxi was always visible. As I walked, I asked her: "What should we buy for the two old people?"

Yu Xi thought for a while and said: "Since it is a gift for an old man, it must be more considerate. There is a stall selling walking sticks there. Let's go and take a look!"

Yuxi and I came to the stall selling walking sticks. The stall owner was a young man in his twenties, with dyed yellow hair. He looked as slovenly as possible.

"Hi! Are you two handsome guys and beauties buying walking sticks for the elderly?" He asked us with a smile as soon as he saw us.

"Well, how do you sell walking sticks here?" Yu Xi asked politely.

"Then it depends on what kind of walking stick you want to buy, beauty."

I didn’t waste any time talking to him. I walked up to him and picked up an emerald green bamboo-shaped walking stick and asked, “How can I sell this?”

"Oh my God! This handsome guy has great eyesight! What you are holding in your hand is the walking stick used by the world's largest gang leader!" The yellow-haired stall owner opened his eyes wide and said to me.

"The biggest gang in the world? What is this?" I looked at Yu Xi and asked.

"The Beggar Gang..." Yuxi explained.

"...The Beggar Gang? Why is it said to be the largest gang in the world?" I continued to ask.

"Because... there are so many people, there are beggars all over the country, and there are beggars even in foreign countries."

"Holy darling, isn't this the legendary dog-beating stick? Is this something high-end and classy?" I exclaimed.

"Yes, buddy! I look at your bones and am surprised... Oh no, I see you are so knowledgeable and so filial. This dog beating stick... No, I will sell this stick to you at a cheaper price!" Huang Mao said to me excitedly.

"How to sell it?" I glanced at him and asked.

"Six hundred!" He said to me with a smile.

"Let's go and see somewhere else!" After hearing this, I immediately pulled Yu Xi to stand up and planned to leave.

"No! The price is negotiable! Five hundred! Five hundred percent?" Huang Mao shouted immediately when he saw it.

I stretched out two fingers to him without looking back. When he saw it, he shouted behind me: "Two hundred? Then two hundred, just two hundred! I will do a loss-making business!"

"Two, sir! I said twenty!" I turned around and yelled at him.

"Fuck you mother! You made me lose twenty yuan!"

I ignored his scolding voice and took Yu Xi away without looking back.

Your sister's broken walking stick costs two hundred. Even twenty is too expensive for me! Besides, what if Hu Shuirong’s grandparents are not old enough to use walking sticks? If I give someone a pair of walking sticks, doesn't it mean I wish them to grow old quickly? What's more, this guy is still a dog-beating stick. Doesn't this mean I hope they will become beggars soon? What if they are unhappy and beat me with a stick?

After shopping around for a while, I finally bought some fruits and supplements. When I saw Hu Shuirong, I raised the bag in my hand and asked, "I kept buying it and didn't know what to buy, so I bought some." I wonder if my grandparents like fruits and supplements?"

"Well, they like to eat fruits, so buying these is enough. Let's get in the car quickly!" Hu Shuirong said and pulled Yu Xi and me into the car.

"Master, drive slowly!" I shouted to the driver after getting in the car.

"Don't worry, young man! I've been driving for several years, everything will be fine!" The driver turned back to me and smiled.

"I'm not worried about something wrong with the car, I'm worried about something wrong with me..." I said bitterly.

But when the car arrived at the destination, I didn’t even vomit once. Why? Because after this girl Hu Shuirong learned that I was motion sick, she let me lie on her lap and sleep for a while. This method worked quite well, and I slept directly on her lap until the finish line.

"This is Liju Mountain. It is indeed a summer resort. The scenery is so good..." After getting off the car, I sighed while looking at the green mountains and green waters around me.

"Okay! Let's go quickly, I can't wait to see my big tiger!" Hu Shuirong pulled me and said.

"Who is Dahu?" I asked doubtfully.

"You'll know this later, let's leave quickly!"

When she, Hu Shuirong and Yu Xi walked to her grandparents' house, Hu Shuirong stood at the door and shouted: "Grandpa and grandma! Open the door quickly! I'm back!"

After a few seconds, the sound of footsteps "dong dong dong!" came from inside, but the sound was very loud and the frequency was very mixed.

Here we are, my legs and feet sound pretty good. Fortunately, I didn’t buy a walking stick. I thought to myself.

"Rubbing!" With a cry, a big wolf dog suddenly jumped out from the dog hole next to the gate. When the big wolf dog saw me standing at the front, it immediately rushed towards me.

"Ya Butterfly!!!"

My legs went weak and I sat on the ground for a while, then I covered my head and begged it for mercy.

But it still stood in front of me with its mouth wide open and its saliva kept flowing out. If it hadn't been for the row of terrifyingly sharp teeth, I think I would have punched it.

"Brother Dog...are you hungry? I have oranges here, do you want to eat them?" After I said that, I reached out and took out an orange from the bag, peeled it off and carefully stuffed it into its mouth.

It chewed a few times, and at the same time, orange juice continued to flow out of its mouth. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I vomited it while holding my chest.

"Big Tiger! Come here! It's been a long time since I saw you. You've grown up!" At this time, Hu Shuirong waved to the big wolf dog. After hearing this, the big wolf dog left me and ran towards her.

It turns out that this guy is the legendary tiger, or a dog that can only eat oranges... It is indeed a powerful animal...

Just as I was staring at it in a daze, the door opened and a pair of old people came out.

"Ouch! Isn't this my precious granddaughter?!" When the old lady saw Hu Shuirong, she immediately came over to greet her.

"Grandma! I miss you so much!" Hu Shuirong immediately threw herself into her arms and started acting coquettishly.

I had to stand aside and giggle. After a while, Hu Shuirong walked up to me and took my arm and said to the two old people: "Grandpa and grandma, these are my classmates and my boyfriend..."

"Hello, grandparents! My name is Bai Yunfeng, and I am Rongrong's... boyfriend! Hehe..." I said to the two old people with a smile.

"And this, she is my friend, Yu Xi!" Hu Shuirong pointed at Yu Xi and said to them.

The old lady was very happy after hearing this, and hurriedly invited us to come in and sit down, but the old grandfather beside her didn't speak, and still stood there solemnly looking at us, or to be precise, looking at me...

It seems that it is very easy for the old lady to pass this level, but this old man... looks very difficult to get in touch with!

When I passed by the old man, I smiled and said to him: "Grandpa, the junior Bai Yunfeng is polite here. I learned that you like to eat fruits, so I bought some fruits and supplements to honor you. It's not a small thing. I hope you will accept it with my respect!" After saying that, he presented some of the things he was carrying with both hands. Now that I think about it, he looked like a eunuch...

Fortunately, the old man finally changed his serious face. He smiled and nodded to me and said, "You are not a bad young man and you know etiquette. Come in and sit down!"

Oh yeah! It’s easier to get through love now!

It's half past five in the afternoon and it's time for dinner.

After grandma came out of the kitchen with several plates of country side dishes, Hu Shuirong, Yu Xi and I couldn't wait any longer. Looking at the dishes on the table that were not easy to eat in the city, the three of us couldn't wait. Vaguely, I picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

"Children, eat slowly and don't choke! I will cook it for you if you are not full!" Grandma said to us with a smile.

"After eating, just take a walk nearby and then go to bed early. Liju Mountain is not peaceful these days." Grandpa said to us while smoking his pipe.

"It's not peaceful? What happened?" I wiped my mouth and asked.

"During this time, a group of bandits came up from the nearby Jigong Mountain. There were dozens of them. They took over the mountain and became kings. They bought money from people who came up the mountain. Fortunately, no one was killed. , it seems that they are all children of poor families, but the villagers still dare not go up the mountain, so if they have no choice, they prepare some money in advance to buy them money for the road, and then they dare to go up the mountain." The old woman explained.

"What if there is no money?" Hu Shuirong asked.

"If you don't have money, you'll be beaten and driven down the mountain. Those thieves are really cruel!"

"Why is this happening? Don't the police here care about it?" Yu Xi asked.

"Well, Lijushan is just a small mountain village to put it bluntly. The police here don't have the ability to control it! Those bandits all have guns! Fortunately, they only robbed some money to survive, and they didn't People were killed, so everyone tried not to go up that mountain."

"Ahem... Well, I'm full. You guys take it easy. I'm going out to get some fresh air!" After hearing this, I took a few bites and put down the bowl and said to them.

When I came to the yard, I thought silently in my heart: Are they a group of bandits? If I help the villagers get rid of those bandits, my image in the eyes of my grandparents will be greatly improved, and they will definitely agree to me and Hu Shuirong being together!

Just as I was thinking about it, Hu Shuirong walked up behind me and patted my shoulder and asked, "What's wrong? What are you thinking about?"

I turned back to look at her and asked, "Do you know where the 'Jigong Mountain' my grandma mentioned just now is?"

"I know, it's not far from here. Wait... you want to go to 'Jigong Mountain'?"

"Yes, I want to help the villagers get rid of those bandits to prevent them from coming down the mountain to steal food in the future."

"But they have guns..." Hu Shuirong said worriedly, holding my arm.

"It's okay. It's not like you don't know your boyfriend's skills. I'm still confident in dealing with a group of thieves! Besides, if it doesn't work out, there's Yu Xi. She can fight ten of them!" I touched it! Touch her head and say.

"Then I'll go too! Otherwise I won't trust you..."

"Well, after all, you are familiar with this area, and we have to rely on you to lead the way. It's getting late now, let's go tomorrow morning!" After saying that, I hugged Hu Shuirong and went back to the house. Since this was at my grandparents' house, so I slept alone tonight. To be honest, I’m not used to sleeping alone now. I don’t know if Xueying is feeling better now. I really want to go back to her as soon as possible to take care of her. Without her around, I still can’t sleep. I'm really not used to it.

I slept like this until the next morning. I woke up as soon as the rooster crowed. To be honest, I hadn't heard the rooster crow for a long time. I often heard the sound of chickens being killed in the vegetable market, and the sound of roosters crowing was everywhere. It was almost inaudible in the city.

After breakfast, Hu Shuirong, Yu Xi and I just found an excuse and went up to the ‘Jigong Mountain’ without telling the grandpa and grandma.

The journey was uneventful, and I didn't even see anyone after walking for a long time.

Just as we were halfway up the mountain, a slight sound suddenly came from the trees in front of us.

"Master, there are two people in the bushes there." Yu Xi reminded.

"I saw it. If I guessed correctly, this should be the sentinel of the bandits. Don't be nervous, keep walking, and wait until they are all here before starting." I said calmly to Hu Shuirong and Yu Xi, and then walked on At the front, Yu Xi walked behind.

After walking for a while, a huge net suddenly dropped from the sky and caught the three of us in it.

"What the hell! Are you still carrying something like this? How old is this!?" I struggled in the net.

"Who do I think they are? I didn't expect them to be three little brats!"

At this time, a dozen men walked out from the surrounding area, dressed in such tacky clothes. If they hadn't all been holding guys in their hands, I would have thought they were just beggars!

"What are you doing? We are not animals, put the net away quickly!" I shouted to the man in the lead.

"Ho! If you get into this 'dragon net', you will be my prey! Brothers, take them back!" The man waved his big hand, and the group of bandits immediately surrounded him.

Just as Yu Xi was about to have a seizure, I stopped him: "Don't worry, let's go back with them first, wait until we reach their lair, and then eat them all together!"

In this way, the three of us were taken to a temple on the top of the mountain. It seemed that this was their home base.

"Brother, I just caught three melon seeds, and two of them are girls! They are so pretty!" The leading man walked up and said to the bald man sitting on the chair directly above.

It turns out that everything on TV is true. The villain leaders are usually bald...

"Hey hey hey hey! They are indeed two pretty girls! I like them!" The bald boss came down and looked at Yu Xi and Hu Shuirong and said.

"Hey! Here is the most handsome guy in the world! Where are you looking?" I shouted to the bald head.

"Who are you forcing your child to do? What are you doing here in the mountains?" He glanced at me and asked.

Damn...you can even force a child to scream? Let’s see if I can kill you later!

"I came up the mountain to beat you!" I rolled my eyes at him and said.

"Hit me? I think you sent me a girl, right?" He laughed.

"Hey, let me go if you can, and let's challenge each other! If you win, I'll give them to you. If I win, you can follow me down the mountain and surrender. How about that?"

"Hey! Who are you, little brat? This is my territory. I can do whatever I want. What can you do to me?"

"Then let me go! Can I go down the mountain?"

"This is..."

"Damn it! Could it be that you still like men..."

"Get out! Untie him quickly and tell him to get out! I don't want to see him!"

After being untied, I stood up and stretched my wrists, and the bald man spoke to me again: "Boy, you have to be good after you come down the mountain. Even if you call the police, I won't be afraid. I have dozens of people like this." Dozens of guns are not a vegetarian!"

Just as I was about to speak, he waved to the boys around him and said, "Go! Bring the girl on the left to me!"

The one on the left is Yu Xi, there is something good to watch now...

"Hey! Yuxi! It's time to teach these bandits a lesson! Don't save face for me! Fight me to death! Fight to death!" I shouted at Yuxi.

"Girl, don't be afraid, our eldest brother will treat you very gently..." The younger brothers said as they hooked Yuxi's chin with their hands.

At this time, I saw Yuxi's eyes turn dark purple, and at the same time, the energy in her body began to rise sharply.

"You have made my Yuxi angry, and now you are all going to die!"

"Crack!!!" With a sound, Yu Xi broke the rope that tied her, and then she lunged forward, transforming into a purple dragon hovering above the entire temple.

"Wow, Yu Xi has used his ultimate move!" Looking at the dark purple flames in Yu Xi's mouth, I was completely shocked! It turns out that Yuxi is such a beautiful dragon. She really deserves to be the daughter of Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and the princess of the dragon tribe!

I was stunned, but the bandits were stunned.

"This...monster!!!"

The bandits picked up their guns and started beating Yu Xi randomly, but the bullets hitting Yu Xi were like scratching an itch and were completely ineffective...

After having enough trouble with them, Yu Xi opened his mouth and roared at them, and the bandits fainted immediately.

Isn't that right? What if Yu Xi eats her in one bite if she doesn't faint? If it were me, I'd be dizzy too.

"Is it finally done in one pot now?" I counted the bandits lying on the ground, thirty-two of them in total.

Oh wait...here's a bald guy!

I saw the bald head lying on the ground twitching, completely losing the majesty of the boss just now.

"Damn, I'm such a coward. I was so scared that I was frothing at the mouth!" I kicked the bald head with my feet, then found a bundle of ropes from the temple, tied them all up, and loaded them on a cart to transport them down. Up the mountain.

After that, I got the title of "bandit-suppressing hero". When the villagers gathered around me and asked me how I did it, I stood in the middle of the crowd and boasted proudly, kicking five of them with one kick. , knocking down eight of them with one punch, the kind that doesn’t even blush when you brag about it. What’s even more outrageous is that they all believe it...

"Master, it's getting late, we should go back..." Yu Xi reminded in a low voice.

"Don't make any noise, let me drink some water and continue blowing... Ah, yes, it's already afternoon, it's time to go back!" After I said that, I got out of the crowd with Yu Xi and Hu Shuirong.

Our grandparents sent us home this time.

"Child, come and play more when you have time! Grandma's house is your home, and we welcome you at any time!" Grandma said, holding my hand.

"Young man, you should study hard when you go back, and help us take good care of my precious granddaughter. Come and play often when you have time!" Grandpa also said to me with a smile.

"Well! I will help you take good care of Rongrong! We will come to see you often when we have time! Please take care of yourself!!!"

"My good granddaughter, listen to your mother when you go back and don't let her worry. It's hard for her to work alone. Although she has to go to work all day and has no time to accompany you, it's good that you found this child as your boyfriend. This kid is quite sensible, you have to be obedient!"

"Grandma, I will be obedient..."

The two of them hugged each other and cried while they were talking. This was always the case when parting.

It wasn't until the car started and the figures of the two old men gradually became smaller that we settled down in our seats. But this time I couldn't fall asleep lying on Hu Shuirong's lap. As for the reason, I don't know.

When I returned home with Hu Shuirong and Yu Xi, I saw Xiao Xie, A Wei and Linger standing in the living room.

After they saw me, Xiao Xie walked up to me and bowed to me: "Brother Yunfeng, congratulations!"

"Congratulations for what? Congratulations for vomiting four times in the car just now?" I rolled my eyes at him and asked.

"Brother Yunfeng, congratulations on becoming a father!!!" Xiao Xie smiled at me again.

"Being a dad? Are you kidding? Today is not April st! Where is my Xueying?" I glanced at Ahri and asked.

"Master, it's true! Sister Xueying is pregnant!" Ah Li said to me excitedly.

Xueying is pregnant...

(End of this chapter)