The last elf

"Sneeze!!!" I woke up after sneezing very loudly. .

"What time is it..." I slowly opened my eyes, took out my phone and saw that it was already past seven o'clock in the evening.

When I stood up and looked around, I found that there were more than fifty classmates lying in the living room. They were all drunk and still hadn't woken up, including Xueying, Yuxi and Ahli. These three girls I also drank a lot and was sleeping soundly at this time.

You're lying here and there...don't catch a cold, otherwise I won't be able to shoulder this responsibility. I thought to myself, and quickly went to the kitchen to get an iron spoon for serving rice, and then I took a stainless steel washbasin, walked to the middle of the living room, and banged it hard.

“Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang!!!”

After being teased like this by me, everyone woke up immediately.

"Who is it? I'm making you paralyzed! Come on...keep drinking!" After some buddies woke up, they still held the bottles and started blowing.

"You're paralyzed by drinking! You don't want to go home, do you?" I walked up to those buddies who were still half asleep, raised my hand and slapped them in the face. This is how you should deal with drunk people, otherwise even if I call They can't wake up even if their throat is broken.

After one of them received a slap from me, four fingerprints suddenly appeared on each of their faces, but at least they all came to their senses. [Why does one slap only produce four finger prints? Because the thumb can never be buckled, if you don’t believe it you can put your palm on your face, you will find that the thumb cannot be buckled, unless you have a very long face]

"Look what time it is now? Do you want to lie on the ground all night? Go home and go to bed!" I said and opened the door. At this time, the rain outside had stopped.

After they staggered out of the gate one by one, I shouted to their backs: "Everyone walking along the road should go together! Don't walk alone, otherwise you will be hit by a car. Don't blame me for not warning you!"

After watching them leave, I turned around and looked at the mess in the room and the sleepy looks of Xueying and the three of them. I sighed and said, "I guessed it would be like this, and then I had to clean up the battlefield... …”

"Master, do you need our help?" Yu Xi asked with squinted eyes.

"You three should go back to your room and go to bed. I'm so thankful that you don't make any trouble for me. Go to bed quickly."

After the three of them went back to their room to sleep, I spent a long time cleaning the living room alone. Next time, I won’t bring these idiots to my house to play, and they will throw my famous brand flip-flops everywhere...

An hour later, I lay on the sofa exhausted, and I swore that I would definitely hire a nanny from now on!

If you ask me how I feel now, I can only say: "Aching waist, back pain, leg cramps, this soreness... I can't forget it."

Just as I was about to fall asleep, my phone suddenly rang. I picked up the phone and saw it was Liang Banxian calling.

After pressing the answer button, I spoke first before he could speak: "I'm not going to drink or pick up girls. I just want to have a good sleep now..."

"Go away! Where are you now? Something happened!" Liang Banxian's roar came from the other end of the phone.

"Something happened? What happened?!" As soon as I heard Liang Banxian's serious tone, I immediately lost all sleep.

"Don't ask so many questions first. Come to the residence at No. 25 Qixing Lane. I'll wait for you inside! Also, remember to bring the little fox next to you!" Liang Banxian hung up the phone after saying that.

"It's broken, it's broken... something happened, something happened!" I quickly jumped up from the sofa, then rushed into the room and shouted to Xueying and the others: "Get up! Something happened!"

As soon as they heard something happened, the three of them immediately got up from the bed and asked, "What happened?"

"I don't know either, let's go! Go to the residence at No. 25 Qixing Lane to find Liang Banxian!" After I said that, I grabbed the three of them and rushed out of the room.

Fortunately, Qixing Alley is not very far from my place and can be reached within ten minutes of running.

"No. 25...No. 25...that's it!" After we arrived at Qixing Lane, we searched one by one according to the house numbers, and found House No. 25 in less than a few minutes.

At this time, the door of this house was still open, and a man was anxiously guarding the door. It seemed that he should be the owner of this house.

"Is Liang Banxian inside?" I walked up and asked.

"Are you the people Liang Banxian is waiting for? Please save my son!" The man said and knelt down towards us. His sudden move shocked us.

"Hey? Brother, get up first! What happened?" I asked while helping him up from the ground.

"Come in and take a look!" the man said as he took us into his room.

When we walked into the room, we saw a little boy lying on the bed. Liang Banxian was sitting on the edge of the bed. Next to him stood a woman, who seemed to be the mother of the child. She was crying. , looking heartbroken.

"Master, we are here." I called Liang Banxian softly.

"Yunfeng, come here and see this child. What's the problem?" Liang Banxian raised his head and saw me, and waved to me.

I took a closer look and saw that this little boy looked about ** years old. He seemed to be asleep at this time, but his face looked very pale and his lips were very black, which looked very strange.

"Master, is he sick? Why does he look so ugly?"

"Try to feel his breath with your hands again."

After listening to this, I put my index finger under the little boy's nose. Several seconds passed but I couldn't feel his breathing! And his body was so cold that there was no body temperature at all.

"Master...he...is dead?" I asked with wide eyes.

"Theoretically speaking, his body has stiffened and his breathing has stopped. He can be said to be dead, but you can check his pulse again."

After hearing this, I grabbed his cold arm with my hand, and then gently pressed two fingers on his wrist. After a few seconds, I felt that his arteries were still beating, but the beating frequency was very slow. , and also jumped very weakly.

"His arteries are still beating, he's not dead yet, but why is this happening?"

"His current state can only be described as 'suspended death'." Liang Banxian sighed.

As soon as Liang Banxian said 'suspended death', the woman who was standing next to him immediately knelt down and said: "So my son is not dead yet, right? Liang Banxian, please save my son! I will kowtow to you." He's dead! I only have one son in my family... Nothing happens to him! Otherwise, I won't be able to live anymore!" After saying that, the woman really kowtowed on the ground.

"Get up, get up! Your son is indeed saved, but..." Liang Banxian said while helping the woman up.

"Just what? Money is not a problem. As long as I can save my son, I can sell my house!" After hearing this, the woman hurriedly took Liang Banxian's hand and said.

"It's not about money. It's just that the chance of saving your son is only %. Whether he can wake up in the end depends on his own luck."

"Master, as long as there is a glimmer of hope, we should all give it a try!" I took the opportunity to say to Liang Banxian.

"In this case, you two go find three large candles and seven paper lanterns. They all need to be red, not white. Go quickly!" Liang Banxian said to the man and woman.

After the couple ran out, I said to Liang Banxian: "Master, what is going on with this child? And why do he need red candles and paper lanterns?"

"This child was infuriated by the Hu family's monsters. He lost his most important soul among his three souls and seven souls. If he can't find the lost soul, then this child will really be hopeless. Red Candle and Red lanterns are used to help him regain his soul, and red things are festive and can ward off evil spirits." Liang Banxian explained.

"The ghosts of the Hu family?" I asked doubtfully.

"It was someone from the little fox family who did it." Liang Banxian glanced at Ah Li and said.

"Huh? It wasn't me, it really wasn't me..." Seeing all of us looking at her, Ah Li quickly waved her hands and explained.

"I know it wasn't you who did it, it was other foxes in your family who did it." Liang Banxian said.

Ah Li pondered for a while after listening to this, and then suddenly realized: "I understand! It was grandma...her men who did it!"

"Grandma? Who is it? Your grandma?" I looked at Ahri in confusion and asked.

"Could it be Mrs. Hu from your Hu family?" Liang Banxian asked with wide eyes.

"Hmm..." Ahri nodded and said.

"This is going to be difficult..." Liang Banxian shook his head and sighed.

"Master, who is Grandma Hu Santa? Is she very powerful?"

"Hu Santai is the first of the five immortals in the Northeast. The five immortals in the Northeast are: Hu, yellow, white, willow, and gray, which are foxes, weasels, hedgehogs, snakes, and mice. These five things can all be cultivated into demons. They are called the 'Five Immortals' in the Northeast." Liang Banxian explained.

"They are all from the demon clan, and Grandma Hu Santai is the largest fox in the Hu family. She is known as the 'Fox Fairy' and has very powerful magic. In the Northeast, she can be regarded as a fairy who can cover the sky with one hand." Xueying added.

"Covering the sky with one hand... He's from the Northeast, but he's so awesome that he even reached out to the south..." I murmured after hearing this.

"Grandma must be practicing the 'Star Absorbing **', so she asked her foxes to provide the souls of five hundred boys and five hundred girls as sacrifices..." Ahri said slowly.

"Then she asked her foxes to catch children from the Northeast. Why did they come all the way to us to catch people?" I asked excitedly.

"Because grandma is the patron saint of the people in the Northeast and their protector. Everyone in the Northeast believes in her, so not only will grandma not harm the people there, but she will also protect the safety of the people there!"

"Your grandma is really weird..." I looked at Ah Li speechlessly and said.

At this time, the couple came in. After putting down the three oversized red candles and some red lanterns made of paper, they looked at Liang Banxian expectantly.

"You go out first, stay outside and don't let anyone come in and disturb them." Liang Banxian said to the couple.

The couple nodded and went out, leaving a tense atmosphere in the room and us in silence.

"What should we do now?" Yuxi asked, breaking the silence.

"No matter what, I still have to give it a try. I will start doing it later. Yunfeng, you and this little fox are going to the Northeast now. You must do everything you can to bring the child's soul back from Grandma Hu Santa, and We must hurry up before these three candles burn out." Liang Banxian pointed at the three oversized red candles and said to me.

"What? It takes at least a day to get to the Northeast from here. Even flying will take several hours. Let's not talk about whether we can bring back Hu Santai's soul. Just coming and going will definitely not be enough. !" I said with wide eyes.

Just when everyone was silent, Xueying suddenly said: "If you use Wukong's somersault cloud, you can definitely make it in time!"

"Yes! After all, that thing can fly thousands of miles in one go! It's more than enough to get to the northeast from here!" I said happily.

"Well! Then I will go to heaven to find Wukong now!" Xueying disappeared after saying that.

"I will light these three candles and these lanterns later and start the practice. Other monsters will definitely come to disturb me. You and the snow elf will be there to protect me. Don't let anything interrupt me!" Liang Banxian said to Yu Xi.

Just as I was about to say something, Liang Banxian turned to me and said, "The most important thing is you and this little fox. If you can't bring the child's soul back from Hu Santai before these three candles burn out, Then he will really die!"

"Okay! I will definitely bring his soul back!" I nodded to him firmly.

I'm not doing it for money or anything else, I'm just doing it for the love of the couple just now.

At this time, Xueying appeared with Brother Monkey.

"Brother Monkey, I asked you to come down this time because I want you to..." Before I could finish my words, Brother Monkey interrupted me: "Xueying told me, Old Sun, on the way, come up quickly! But Don't waste time saving people!"

After Ah Li and I jumped on the somersault cloud, Liang Banxian lit the three candles and the red lanterns, and then said to me: "Yunfeng, you have a great responsibility! Whether you can succeed this time depends on you two That's it!" After saying that, he sat down cross-legged, then closed his eyes and recited the soul-reviving spell. At this moment, Xue Ying and Yu Xi were guarding both sides of him.

"He's started to do it. Let's hurry up and stand firm!" After Brother Monkey said that, he took Ari and I out of the window on a somersault cloud.

I don’t remember how long I flew, but it felt like it took a blink of an eye before Brother Monkey said, “We’re here, come down!”

When I opened my eyes, I found that the scene around us had changed. We were now in a deep mountain.

Sure enough, a somersault traveled thousands of miles and arrived in the blink of an eye. This somersault cloud is really a treasure... but the wind is too strong! My hair was messed up, but luckily my face wasn't blown sideways... I thought while stroking my messy hair.

"The Hu family's cave is in the cave in front. You should hurry up!" Brother Monkey pointed to the cave in front and said to us.

"Ah? Brother Monkey, why don't you go in with us?" I was scared as soon as I heard what Brother Monkey said. Originally, I wanted to have the Monkey King by my side. I don't care if you are Mrs. Hu or Mrs. Hu, just keep your soul. Hand it over to me. No matter how powerful you are, you can defeat the Monkey King? But now it's fine, they don't seem to want to accompany us in.

"There is a reason why I, Old Sun, won't go in with you. I believe this little fox also knows it, right?"

"Hmm... Hundreds of years ago, our demon clan leader made a bet with the Jade Emperor, and we lost. From then on, our demon clan was not recognized by other clans, and our leader did not allow us to associate with people from other clans, so It’s really hard for you, Monkey King, to get in.” Ah Li nodded and said.

"What about me? I'm from the human race! Does your leader allow people from your demon race to interact with people from the human race?"

"Animals from our demon clan can recognize people from other clans as their masters, but apart from their own masters, they cannot interact with other people from other clans, so master, you can come in with me."

"Okay... then I really don't know whether I should feel honored or sad..."

"One-sixth of those three candles have been burned. You should seize the time. I, the old sun, will be waiting for you to come back." At this time, Brother Monkey reminded.

"Fight! Let's go! Go in and find your grandma's soul!" I gritted my teeth and followed Ahri into the cave in front.

"It's so dark in here...Have you ever been here before?" I asked Ahri while groping around.

"Master, I was born here and grew up here."

"Then how long do we have to go before we can see your grandma?"

"Come on, it's just ahead."

After walking for a while, we finally saw the legendary Hu Santai.

"Hey hey hey hey..."

I saw an old woman who looked hundreds of years old sitting on a tiger-skin throne directly above us, looking at us and smiling. There were many foxes lying beside her, and a large group of black, white, and yellow flowers. Hundreds.

Is this Mrs. Hu’s wife? The old monster from the Northeast who covers the sky with one hand? He looks really ugly, his skin is all wrinkled... Also, I have entered a fox's den...

"Grandma, my granddaughter is here to say hello to you. I wish grandma a long life and a long life!" Ah Li bowed to Grandma Hu Santa above.

"Oh! My good sister, you are so filial, you brought such a handsome young man to honor grandma."

I saw a white fox closest to Mrs. Hu Santai walking down and saying to Ah Li.

Oh My God! The fox can speak human language, he has become a spirit...

"Sister, you misunderstood, he is my master." Ahri explained to the white fox.

"Oh? Your master? Look at his thin skin and tender meat, it must be delicious, right?" The white fox walked directly past Ah Li, then came to me and sniffed around me. .

"Hey, stay away from me, I'm ticklish..." I quickly jumped away from her and said.

"Oh ho ho ho! This guy is really interesting! Grandma will definitely like it!"

"Sister, he is really my master, I won't allow you to hurt him!" Ahli said to her in a warning tone when she saw that the white fox was still unyielding towards me.

At this time, Grandma Hu Santai, who was sitting on top, spoke up: "My dear granddaughter, you came back this time not just to wish me a long life, right?"

Sure enough, she is an old fairy. She is not confused even when she is old. It seems that the saying "Ginger is still hotter when old" is really true.

"Grandma, have you been practicing 'Star Absorbing**' recently?"

"So what?"

"Grandma, 'Star Absorbing' is a very vicious martial art that can harm others and yourself!"

"So what? After I master it, I will be the only one in the world! If someone stands in the way, I will kill someone! If I stand in the way of Buddha, I will kill Buddha!"

Hey, I immediately felt unhappy when she said that. Who doesn’t know how to brag? I've been standing here for a long time, and you dare to ignore me. It seems it's time to show off my real show-off skills!

"Ahem, I said, can you listen to me for a few words first?" I coughed and said.

"You little human kid, what do you want to say?"

"Let me make a long story short. Is this the soul of the child that your men snatched from the south?" I asked, pointing to a blue ball in a pool next to her.

"go on."

Although Hu Santai didn't answer me directly, I saw Ah Li take the opportunity to nod to me, implying that the blue ball was the soul of the little boy.

"I heard that you Mrs. Hu is an old monster in the Northeast who covers the sky with one hand. She must have unlimited power. How about this. If I can avoid one of your moves, then you let me take away the soul of that little boy. How about that? ?”

"Haha, what an arrogant boy! What qualifications do you have to dare to speak to me like this?"

"Just because I caught two evil ghosts who escaped from the underworld, successfully completed the mission in "Wanted Order", and even threatened the King of Hell to help me live longer, is this qualification enough?" I smiled calmly. He asked her back.

I dare to threaten the King of Hell. To put it bluntly, you are just an old vixen. Why am I afraid of you?

"Oh? Are you Bai Yunfeng from the human race? That's quite interesting."

After hearing this, I was very excited. It seems that the old grandson of the King of Hell did not lie to me, and he really made me famous in all walks of life. Isn’t that great! ?

"Master, we don't have much time..." Ahri reminded.

I suddenly woke up, so I coughed again and said, "Okay, I'm in a hurry, so hurry up and take action!"

Why am I so confident to take her on? Because I have practiced "Cloud Step"! If I can't dodge one of her moves in such a big space, then I might as well die.

"Okay! This is what you said! If you can't escape, you will die here today!" Hu Santai said with a gloomy smile.

"Come on, come on, I'm in a hurry!"

As soon as I finished speaking, Grandma Hu Santa raised her hand and grabbed me out of thin air. Suddenly, a green claw appeared from her palm and flew towards me.

"Netherworld Ghost Claw?!" Ahri said in shock.

"Haha, what a trick!" I sneered, sprinted up to the wall next to me, and then used all my strength on my legs. The moment the green claws were about to catch me, I instantly performed a backflip and succeeded. Dodged its attack.

"Are you handsome? Does anyone admire me?" After dodging the green claws, I smiled and asked the foxes lying around Hu Santai.

"Master! Be careful!!!" Just when I was getting carried away, Ahri suddenly shouted to me.

I looked back and saw the green claws flying back from nowhere.

"What? It's still spinning?!" I was startled, but at this time I had no time to dodge. The green claw hit my chest all of a sudden, and I suddenly felt the internal organs in my body shake violently. , and then his throat felt sweet, and a large mouthful of blood suddenly spurted out, and at the same time, the whole person was knocked out.

"Master!!!" Ah Li yelled and ran towards me, but before she could reach me, she was knocked to the ground by Mrs. Hu's whip.

"You are such a dead girl, you are always facing outsiders! Do you still have an old woman like me in your heart!?" Grandma Hu Santa asked sharply.

After Ah Li was knocked down by Mrs. Hu's whip, her whole body began to tremble, which showed how powerful her whip was.

"Boy! I don't care who you are or who you have behind you. If you dare to come to my territory and run wild, you won't be able to go back alive today! Come on! Kill him!" Hu Santai yelled, originally lying next to her. A group of foxes suddenly rushed towards me.

Just when I thought I was going to be bitten to death by them, Ahri struggled to stand up and came to my side, then stretched out his nine tails and flicked hard, and the group of foxes were immediately thrown away.

"Ha! Then let me see how much you weigh!" Grandma Hu Santa sneered and whipped her a few more times, but Ah Li did not fight back and let the whip hit her body.

After a few whips were struck, Ah Li could no longer hold on and fell down. At this time, her whole body was covered in scars, but Mrs. Hu had no intention of stopping.

"I didn't expect that your life is quite strong. I want to see whether it is your life or my whip that is stronger!" After Mrs. Hu said this, she raised her hand and prepared to continue lashing.

"I'm going to paralyze you!!!" At this time, I couldn't care about the pain in my body anymore. I stood up and yelled at her, then jumped up, and at the same time, I exerted the tenth level of "Vajra Palm" on my palms. Shoot towards her.

"Oh? You know "Vajra Palm"? It seems that you are not an easy kid, but you are in a hurry to die, so I will help you!" Grandma Hu Santa sneered, and also stretched out a palm to hit me.

"Pop!!!" With a sound, my palms and hers collided, and a strong impact was immediately generated. After a few seconds of resistance, it was obvious that I was caught in the palm of her hand due to lack of skill. The shock wave generated was blown away.

I fell heavily to the ground again, but she was not injured at all. It seemed that "Vajra Palm" could not do anything to her. This old goblin really had boundless power.

"Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I drank blood. Have you two decided who will die first?" Hu Santai said as she walked up to Ah Li and me and asked.

"You even want to kill your own granddaughter. You are indeed a vicious old monster!" I said, glaring at her.

"Grandma, if you want to kill me, I have nothing to say, but I beg you to let my master go..." Ahri cried and said to her.

"Shut up! It's not your turn to speak yet!" Mrs. Hu San gave Ah Li a slap in the face after saying that, and that slap hit me in the heart.

"Don't hurt her...!" I said, staring at Mrs. Hu.

"Oh? Why?"

"Because...she is my fox! No one has the right to bully her except me!!!"

"Haha, really? Then are you willing to die for her?"

"As long as you let her go."

"Haha... very good! Then go to hell!" After saying this, Madam Hu Santa raised her palm and slammed it towards my Tianling Gai.

I slowly closed my eyes and thought to myself, King of Hell, you, this old grandson, lied to me, and said that I can live to be a hundred years old. I am going to die now. You wait for me, and I will go down and stab you to death!

But who would have expected that after more than ten seconds, I would still be conscious. I couldn't help but open my eyes and saw Hu Santa's palm stopped less than three centimeters away from my Tianling Gai. Her palm was almost touching Covered by my Tianling, she was staring at me and sneering.

"Okay, let's go!" Just as I was looking at her in a daze, she suddenly took back her hand and said to us.

"What? You're not going to kill us?" I asked excitedly but doubtfully.

"Let's go! Before I change my mind."

After a pause, she added: "Also, take away the soul of the child."

"Grandma, thank you!" Ah Li said gratefully to Mrs. Hu.

"My dear granddaughter, don't blame grandma for being cruel. Grandma did this because she had no choice but to do this. This boy is not bad and is suitable to be your master." Mrs. Hu Santa said, touching Ah Li's face.

It turns out...she has been testing me, but the beating was too harsh, right? I almost went down to see the King of Hell without even taking a breath just now. I thought to myself.

"Boy, you have to take good care of my precious granddaughter in the future. Do you know how many foxes will have to die if my Hu family wants to produce a nine-tailed fox? The next time I see my precious granddaughter, if I find that she is missing If you lose a few hairs, I will dig out your heart and feed it to the dogs!" Madam Hu Santa suddenly said with a sneer, staring at me.

"You don't need to tell me this. I can't even risk my life to hurt such a beautiful fox. How can I be willing to treat her badly? Don't worry, I will help you raise her to be fat and white!" I forced a smile and said to Hu Santai said.

"Okay, let's go! Don't disturb my rest." Mrs. Hu Santa said as she stood up and returned to the throne, then took out the child's soul from the pool and threw it into my hands.

"Thank you grandma! I will come to see you often in the future! Let's go! Grandma, you must take care of your health!" After Ah Li said to Mrs. Hu, she took me out of the cave.

When we walked out of the cave, Brother Monkey was already guarding the entrance.

"How's it going? Did you get it?" Brother Monkey asked.

"I got it, let's go back quickly!" After I said that, I quickly jumped onto the somersault cloud with Ah Li, and soon we were back to Liang Banxian.

"Back!" I shouted and jumped down from the somersault cloud, then turned around and saw that two of the three candles had burned out, and the last one was still burning.

"Put his soul into his mouth quickly! Let it return to its place! Hurry!" Liang Banxian shouted to me hurriedly.

After hearing this, I immediately took out the cyan ball from my arms and stuffed it into the little boy's mouth. After the ball rolled into his mouth, the last candle was just burned out.

"It's really dangerous. If we were a little late, this child would be dead." Liang Banxian sighed and said.

After a while, the little boy finally opened his eyes. The first thing he said after opening his eyes was: "Dad, Mom..."

"Since everything is fine, I, Old Sun, will say goodbye! See you later!" After Brother Monkey said that, he disappeared.

I walked to the door of the room and opened the door. I saw the couple kneeling in front of a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva and praying continuously.

Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but shed tears. If you want to ask me what is the most precious thing in the world, I think it is family love.

"Um...your children are awake..." I said to them while choking.

After hearing what I said, they immediately stood up and rushed into the room. I saw that their legs were still limping. They must have been kneeling for a long time.

Then I saw a family of three hugging each other and crying in tears at the door of the room. Please forgive me for not being able to describe that scene with my pen.

I lowered my head and thought for a moment, then took Liang Banxian, Xueying and the others and quietly left their house.

Before leaving, I looked at the backs of their family of three hugging each other and sighed softly: "We don't want your money. We just hope that your family can be safe and sound. That's enough."

(End of this chapter)